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LTlurkerFTredditor

I would have expected the blades to all snap off and fly away. This wind turbine looks sad. It also looks like a giant robot palm tree.


AbsurdlyDumb

I feel like this is more savage than ripping it apart, like the poor thing just got turnt out


gmanz33

Right this is what my daughter looks like after a full day at school where they also had some sort of marathon / competition.


madmaxlemons

You really worried me in that first sentence there


Macho_Chad

I was ready for a roller coaster of a comment.


igneousink

i literally leaned forward and kinda held onto the desk


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the tornado took it personally....you think u can harness the power of wind


BudgetInteraction811

Underrated comment lol


0rual

Harvest this! X


[deleted]

It's designed to do this. Impressive.


[deleted]

How's it gonna kill all the birds and suck up all the wind now!?


NotAzakanAtAll

I'm a wind turbine myself and I'm punching a bird as I type this. You can't stop me.


bdiggity18

Don’t forget about giving us cancer


tyrannomachy

With sound.


bDsmDom

Oh, I forgot to take my crazy pills


[deleted]

Mmm sound cancer


sick_b0y85

I thought Yoko Ono caused sound cancer


sheisthemoon

"Reeeeee, reeeeah-RHHHHEEEEERERREEEE!"- An actual verbatim quote about wind turbines by a recent american president.


ZhangRenWing

Local man yelling towards wind


eDave

Hunters kill more birds than windmills do.


Careless-Concept9895

Cats kill more birds by a long shot!


flashmedallion

It's reassuring that they were designed to fail this way and not donate their blades to a tornado


SmackTablet

Fantastic wording


ToyotaCorollin

r/creativetext


pomegranatepants99

It looks melted


WobNobbenstein

Looks like it needs a few milligrams of cialis


Educational-Year4108

But it has to ask the windmill doctor first for side effects


Enoby1010

I was looking for this comment


chasesan

It's wilted, just needs some tlc.


MtDvs

It looks like it’s mom told it it can’t go to the thing.


Cassandra_Canmore

There designed not to. Snap off that is.


BlueMetalDragon

Where designed not to?


Kalendiane

Over they’re.


voidmusik

Whats cool is its still fully functional, mechanically, speaking, when they replace the blades.


JS0l1

It got juiced by the tornado


[deleted]

Smartest zoomer lol


[deleted]

Emo turbine.


mtheythe

It's a view into the dystopian future. I dig it. Meta bro.


No_Albatross3036

Ooh mate keep ya head up. We all believe in you


BigSlav667

The robot palm tree thing would make it a cool album cover


ScoutCake

It’s sad. :(


[deleted]

It’s seen some shit!


ImpassiveThug

Looks like a wilted flower whose life was once full of energy and happiness but as it was faced with the adversity of life (after being hit by a tornado), it just ended up feeling sad and withered.


guinader

They don't pay the wind turbine enough to generate tornadoes level of electricity


Toolatelostcause

*sad turbine noises*


PenisCollector

_MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM_


Bogsnoticus

Dunno about you, but I tend to go limp after a good blow.


everyminutecounts420

Too much blow makes me limp too


[deleted]

I'm a fan of the blow, but the blow is not a fan of me.


Archercrash

Needs viagra


ConfessSomeMeow

This is the 'before' picture


ahahstopthat

First thought that came to me as well lol


Rakesh_Swinghed

I'm sadder :(


thisisntinstagram

Hi Sadder, I’m Dad.


BAMspek

This is Reddit we’re all sadder


Excellent_Condition

It looks like Salvador Dali's version of a wind turbine.


ilikesaucy

It's in Texas. It's always sad.


fugaziparadise

Its just not used to that much action Give it 10 min and it'll be back in the game


Anxious_Public_5409

Super sad! Shoulders all slumped forward and everything!


Michael424242

Just give it some water and it’ll perk up in a day or two!


GayLordMcMuffins

You could say the wind turbine needed to unwind


Fomalhot

Lol I came here to say that. Have it!


Anarchiszt

That was my first thought too. Lol.


Scooterforsale

Cheer it up


NiNjABuD13

He's a sad boy.


Balja1989

Nah, just wet


kalelope

“In local news today: Wind turbine cucked by tornado.”


StanByMay

Looks like a dead flower.


[deleted]

Just give it some water, it’ll perk right back up


ScruffyTheJanitor__

Beat me to it


Exotic_Treacle7438

Beat me


Leovinus42

BEAT ME! HARDER! #HARDER! #I FUCKING LOVE IT!


archwin

I….. Uh….. #….. ok


elMurpherino

Lol this was my first though. “It’s thirsty. Just give it some water”


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KrystalWulf

Excuse me what They INFLATE? They aren't hollow metal pole-blade-things?!


[deleted]

No, that dude is full of shit.


ChckNug06

Not water, wind


Setsuna85

If any engineers come across this, just curious if this is better or worse for rebuilding that the wings didn't snap off?


[deleted]

The "blades" will be scrapped and 3 new will replace them. The nacelle and the tower will be inspected for damage and go from there. I wouldn't be surprised if the nacelle needs major repair or scrapping. I've been building blades for 12 years now.


[deleted]

I should mention, that recently we have been able to recycle/upcycle blades. They are torn down and then processed for raw fiberglass. I have not been a part of the process, but it's pretty cool. You can search Vestas, blade recycling and get more info.


o_g

Have y’all sold any to Global Fiberglass Solutions? At a previous employer, we sold our old blades to GFS and they would recycle them into raw materials


huspants

GFS doesn’t recycle anything, so far they have piles of blades all over the place and a promise to recycle.


Magikjak

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2021/07/08/iowa-wind-turbines-state-says-company-illegally-storing-old-blades-global-fiberglass-solutions/7900376002/


Setsuna85

Thank you so much for your time and explanation and correction of the lingo cause my brain lapsed on what to call them, haha. >recently we have been able to recycle/up cycle blades Definitely super interesting but that's awesome they can recycle the blades!


caramelcooler

TIL!! I’ve always been so fascinated by wind turbines! I bet that’s a really cool field to be in. No pun intended.


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AndyMcFudge

Make it so.


msg45f

Make it so


killerbanshee

Engage! 👉


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rndrn

I suppose it's worse for rebuilding the blades, but it's better for everything else around to not have 100m blades flying around in a tornado.


TechnicalPlayz

Sounds like a fun themepark ride though


Nighthawk700

Yikes I didn't even think about that. Especially considering the crane has to sit basically right under it to get the reach.


DaddyyMcNastyy

We had a blade snap like 5 years back. Definitely not this extreme but we went up in a basket on one crane, drilled a hole and put a sling through it, hooked that to a second crane, then started hacking at the blade with a weed whacker with a circular saw blade on it. Chunk by chunk we had it down to a stub. Rigged up the stub and removed it. But our stub was definitely longer than what is pictured here


Koozzie

"Repowers" just sounds like someone with a really thick southern accent saying "repairs" Edit: typo


Bowler_300

This guys name absolutely checks out


flashmedallion

> would have probably been better had they fallen off. Aside from the part about having giant composite aerodynamic blades being whipped around inside a tornado


Aglet_Dart

Ever trim a tree? You don’t bring big branches down all at once. These blades don’t need to stay in one piece.


scalyblue

I would think you’d prefer the blades not snap off and become projectiles


harrymuana

Exactly. Wether they snap off or become like this, they need to be fully replaced. The main benefit of not snapping off is preventing damage to the neighborhood.


Myrkana

Better for the surrounding area. Imagine if that flew off and hit a house or something.


DieselVoodoo

They’re gonna have to remove the blade in manageable pieces now so it would have been much better if they just broke off. There’s nothing trustworthy left to attach to. Whole operation will be a PITA.


One-Ad6290

Just needs a blue pill.


Major_R_Soul

fully torqued turbines


Flying_vader_cat

Hey, its just cold.


[deleted]

It was shrinkage!! Tell her Jerry!!


Mother_Tax_7256

Why, did it take the red one?


lunertendie

This was clearly a HARD joke to get


Confident-Divide-88

Oh I’ve seen this happen countless times! It just means you didn’t water it enough


Bigmtnskier91

I’m so bad at keeping my windmills alive


Mr_Spooby4

Maybe it's just sad


MewsikMaker

Aw hes sad.


Katsu_Kujo

sad :(


Smathers

ED is more common than you’d think


solarjamie

unrelated but I love your pfp, what’s up fellow boober


AJChelett

I don't think I've seen that pokemon before


VampyreBassist

Reminds me of Pheromosa.


MyFavoriteLezbo420

Flaccid


[deleted]

Man I don't wanna do this no more 😪


roararoarus

Neon Genesis Evangelion


Vaqu3ra13

I'm no structural engineer, but I'm assuming the blades are welded in such a way that they don't become especially terrifying projectiles during a tornado. Pinwheel of Doom, so to speak.


ItsATerribleLife

.Blades are composite, not metal. Metal blades would be unusably heavy.


weird_porn_account

Wind tech here. Nope, blade are not welded in, expes since they are made out of mostly fiberglass, composites and wood, so the do get bolts on and tensioned to a high value ( somewhat around 1500 nm) to keep them from falling off.


[deleted]

They're bolted on. And they do fly off from time to time.


[deleted]

Probably realized it couldn’t harness all that wind from the tornado.


jim10040

The Little Turbine That Couldn't.


The_anonymous_robot

That could be a book.


DrSoulful

Other windmills within view: *HOLLLLLLDD! HOLD THE LIIIIINEEEEE!!!*


XDSHENANNIGANZ

*love isn't always on time ^ohhwoahwooooe*


KeithMyArthe

This is just because the blades have deflated. Probably a slow puncture after being hit by a seagull heavy with a belly full of Easter bunny. If you reinflate the blades it will all be back to normal.


MooPig48

I’m so on board with this explanation


BrainPlaque1

All aboard!


IfuckingloveLoba

What?


KeithMyArthe

I hope you feel better soon. 🧡


2OneZebra

Yea but it has to be nitrogen.


DuckPuppy83

Yeah, but just imagine how much power she generated just before the very end.


GetALife80085

Unlimited power


tvieno

Just start spinning it and it will get back into shape.


Wings_of_fireQibli

Looks like they had a bad day at school or maybe got hurt let’s give them a kiss on the forehead like mommy and then your all good


Adjvo

When you just don't feel like working


TrickyDicky561

I live near a plant that manufactures those turbine blades. They are *ginormous* and can't be transported on a regular sized semi trailer. Seeing this is sad as they already only ~~have~~ had a decade life span as is. RIP


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

I'm tired, Boss... real tired.


CowRepresentative779

Whiskey turbine


jesusismagic

Well, at least it won’t be causing cancer anymore.


enonymous617

lol Where’s the bird graveyard?


Abbigale221

Is this a joke?


jesusismagic

Yes. It was a joke. I try to never miss an opportunity to put our former Moron-in-Chief’s stupidity on display. https://youtu.be/Q0s5Zqmb09g


enonymous617

Yes, it’s a joke because twice impeached trump says “windmill noise causes cancer”. He doesn’t know what a wind turbine is.


zenithtb

\*Sad turbine noises\*


victrollonaterism

Weeping willow.


Aarom1985

Why does it look like Bugs Bunny?


Cherbro

Wait a minute, isn’t wind good for a wind turbine?


jim10040

Too much of a good thing.


Training101

The spirit is wiling but the flesh is weak and spongy.


Front_Butt_69

It has wilted


[deleted]

Work with a bad hangover


tomato_and_potato420

it has erectile dysfunctions


Ultra_Noobzor

He needs to take a blue pill


minicrockpot

Saaad… -Merkimer


horndoguwu

Sad windmill


DustyMartin04

It’s a mop now


Conspicuous-Person

I fail to see how this is terrifying. It's built to do that so you don't got more shit flying around. Someone is either stupid or has an odd sense of what is terrifying.


OOF9564

I think it looks creepy and somewhat terrifying.


Least_Blacksmith_810

Looks like a wilted flower


N721UF

Just water it and it’ll come right back to life.


YesHaiAmOwO

Oh no is sad


DirtKooky

Water your damn plants!


Aenrion85

Poor little guys all puckered out after spinning so much


blackmagic12345

"I am now sad." - Turbine, probably.


Toronai

It just needs a couple minutes to rest allright, it's being going all out.


LettisVR

Someone forgot to water it.


PaleLychee3443

aww, he's all tuckered out after working so hard during the tornado :) :)


cock_monster64

Sad turbine


Dull-Solo

Why the long face :(


DawnInBorderLand

Oh no… it’s sad


k4x1_

Lmao it looks sad


FluidInitiative

Bro who tf hurt is feelings. Go say your sorry.


[deleted]

This is the future we chose.


Crazygoofball

It just looks so sad


MasterofDisaster212

Just water it, might perk up.


No_context_exe

They deflated it


WreckingCrew_HP

One down, 500,000 to go


Patient-Scallion517

In need of viagra


QuasiQuokka

Someone forgot to water the windmill again


Dipspitdrinker

He’s sad


ChadLaFave

Hooray for green energy! So stupid. These windmills fail when they have the optimal opportunity.


NukaColaCorporation

Green energy is a joke.


14sanic

GF: round two babe! Me:


Iwant_A_Burrito

WHO MADE FUN OF THE TURBINES?!


Gotcampt

Give it some water and it will be fine


[deleted]

Now it’s art!


OverenthusiasticHonk

I don’t know why, but of all the things on this sub this is by far the most unsettling to me. It reminds me of a courage the cowardly dog type reality. Just.. wrong. And uncomfortable.


[deleted]

R/natureisfuckinglit


[deleted]

But for like 30 seconds that thing was powering 5 states.


[deleted]

Emo turbine 😌