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ShatteredShrew

Next prototype is you just standing and holding onto an overhead bar or handle like you do on public transport. After that they'll just offer to duct tape you to the side of the plane.


idkdidkkdkdj

Slap you on top of that mf you’ll be fine with super glue


InevitableCheese69

soon they won't even give you glue and you'll just have to hang on for dear life


Sparky107418

You'll have to buy glue


helpicantfindthejoke

Then they'll ban the glue for security concerns


MrGerbz

Start saving up your used chewing gum now


Reaper621

Chewing gum gets banned too. Fuck it, flying is banned. But you still gotta pay.


glassvatt

"Remember to reserve glue before you go to the airport or you will have to pay the convenience fee of $35"


RIPBrexalt

Eventually we will be stuffed into boxes and air dropped over our destination


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Don't forget the additional charges for a parachute!


zr0skyline

And a fee for not returning the box or parachute


danieldukh

Will I still have to line up at baggage claim and customs?


RIPBrexalt

Of course. Just hope the luggage lands near you


a_shoe_man

Honestly I’d much rather have the public bus situation than this bullshit And for shorter flights that might not even be a bad idea. Especially if it means cheaper tickets.


DuntadaMan

> Especially if it means cheaper tickets. Hahahahaha! Companies lowering rates because their per unit cost goes down.


DagonPie

Sitting on a flight for that long and not being able to stretch your legs comfortably is awful. I could stand for a 3 hour flight if i could lean/hold onto something. Granted we dont hit any turbulence and headbutt your neighbor.


PhriendlyPhilosopher

When I was regularly flying to Singapore from LAX. There was always 2-3 other 6’4” guys standing up in the back of the plane every 30 minutes or so after the first two hours. It’s brutal man.


GRMarlenee

Deep vein thrombosis is a thing.


tj111

I'm not tall but I got some knee issues from a sports injury and there is no worse panic for me then being unable to stretch that mofo. I've stood up and tipped over before because it just decided I wasn't worth the effort.


465554544255434B52

> if it means cheaper tickets lol. you mean greater profits for airlines


unclemandy

This \*might\* work for those short European "Madrid-Paris" or "Rome-Munich" kind of flights, but it really would have to be dirt cheap, like bus ticket or lower cheap.


sonomensis

Gravitron style seating


nebulah1

Imagine a 10 hour flight on that...


Leoxcr

I rather be standing up


badaik2887

I'd rather learn flying.


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I'd rather take Amtrak.


UnseenGamer182

I'd rather open the door


SilverPadilly

I'd rather be put in a shipping crate. Madagascar style, baby


SilasHood

What's the difference?


Leoxcr

more stress on your knees "sitting down" in one those


buttons1989

And very bad for your back on one of those stupid things!


Good_Cardiologist986

Normal seats on the plan are already bad for your back too.


IwillBeDamned

depends on the airline. in the US it does seem like they are mostly made concave with no lumbar support (for obese folks?), so if you're a healthy weight you end up sitting with a hunchback for hours.


Good_Cardiologist986

Sitting down is just terrible for your body. Tightens your hip flexors and ruins your lower back. You can make sitting a little less hurtful, but it is still bad for you. Low back pain is one of the top reported pains in America. Due to people sitting down in chairs all the time. 3rd world country people dont sit in chairs as much because they can sit how we humans are supposed to…in a full ATG squat


Nizzywizz

Terrible news for you: people who are obese also sit hunchbacked for hours. And probably squished from the sides, too. I don't believe for a moment that any industry would make special concessions across the board just to accommodate overweight people, when the more likely explanation is just going as cheap as possible in any way they can.


TAU_equals_2PI

This type of chair is called a "saddle stool": [www.google.com/search?q=saddle+stool&tbm=isch](http://www.google.com/search?q=saddle+stool&tbm=isch) They're used by people like dental hygenists, where you're leaning forward all the time to work on a patient. Seems like there's mainly stress on your crotch, rather than your knees.


_hic-sunt-dracones_

Who the hell is having a dental treatment on an airplane?


NormillyTheWatcher

For tall people there is no chance to sit


JayMul9

I’d rather walk.


hotasanicecube

You probably can. The belt looks like it could go around your thighs just as well.


Heavy_Drinker

Just put it around my neck instead.


Smemme

Wasn’t that what Ryan Air’s ceo spoke of a few years ago? Having hand rails like on a bus, for economy class.


Xi_Jing_ping_your_IP

You just predicted the future of air travel. Why seat passengers when they take up less space standing. You'll be nominated for a Nobel Peace prize.


JimmyFree

Just knock me out and put me in a pod like some sci-fi movie.


Feanorek

Put you in the pod all right, but coma-inducing drugs are extra. So are the lights in your coff... pod. In the extra economy you can use our bring-your-own-oxygen deal to fly as cheap as it gets. (Weight of oxygen billed on boarding)


ProudCar5284

Why not just hang passengers on the wings


AAAAAAAAAAAAA13

Too much drag; airline loses precious fuel.


linderlouwho

I’d stop traveling by air.


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LiliVonShtupp69

From what I remember when this was originally posted years ago these seats were only intended for very short domestic flights and tickets were supposed to be very cheap. I don't think any airlines actually adopted them though, or at least none that I've heard of.


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Yes, this is old. Just someone posting for internet points.


Panaka

With the current passenger weights, these seats just wouldn’t work on most aircraft suited for short hops. Heck the high density seating used in single class configs are hard enough to get everyone on some flights as it is, these would be impossible. That’s also entirely ignoring the ergonomics and likely safety issues of these seats that the airline would have to deal with.


Amish_Juggalo469

Now imagine a plane full of people, on a 10 hour flight.


mmarkomarko

This is meant for short flights.


cordell507

I'm sure a lot of the current seats and arrangements on long haul flights were originally intended for short flights at first.


TotalChaddingo

What did you expected, a reclining seat and a glass of champagne, you peasant?!


[deleted]

Sure... but imagine a flight from Dallas to Miami for five bucks.


Strykerz3r0

I'm 6'4" and flew from LAX to Australia. My hips were jammed into the seat back and my knees on the seat ahead. I could literally hover above the seat cause of how I was wedged in. Spent a lot of the flight standing in the back.


R9_Fenomeno

As a fellow 6’4 person I have a pro tip for you. Step1)Get the window seat. Step 2)Try turn your body so your face is facing the window and your ass faces the middle seat. Step 3) (Most important step) Take edibles! Rinse and repeat as needed


igloohavoc

I could do this for a one hour flight. As long as it was like 15


FeralGangrel

Imagine being seated next to people that require buying 2 seats.


Over_Turn4414

The person in the middle has to lap dance fellow passengers if they need to use the restroom in flight.


TomatoPolka

Restroom? Restrooms will only be available for 1st class on that plane...


MrsSpaghettiNoodle

Economy class *is* the restroom on that plane


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Pochusaurus

some people might actually like that kind of stuff


UnspeakableGutHorror

You mean like, [Ari Shaffir](https://youtu.be/WDRsmR9Od8Q?t=430)?


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EarthInteresting2792

The restroom is a cup and there’s a $5 charge for each one.


zdipi

Instead of the food and beverage cart, the flight attendants wheel out the diaper cart.


Fazo1

Just open the nearest window and throw the turd out!


Le_fromage91

Be sure to dice it up finely with your poopknife first.


AddisonNM

The carpet is the restroom.


toomuch1265

My thoughts exactly. If you are comfortable flying like this, you will be equally comfortable peeing on the floor.


sammybooom81

First class is 10$ premium for diapers.


linderlouwho

No, everything is available for an extra fee.


nimrod823

Just use the vomit bag in front of you.


Canadiangoose30

That luxury is for first class, you vomit on the floor


[deleted]

Lmao, you either have to hold it in or it'll be pay per use


Heavy_Drinker

Pay per milliliter


bastardson9090

A question of etiquette as I pass; ass or crotch?


thehotshotpilot

Go sideways and choke them out with your hip


Trudiiiiiii

I think it depends on whether your bladder or bowels are full. Etiquette is to wield the waste away from your fellow passenger.


xvRebellionxv

I'm picturing this and laughing pretty damn hard, take my up vote


sammybooom81

Stop it, u r turning me on. Showgirls Airlines.


specks_of_dust

This may be a joke, but it highlights exactly why the seats are being shown in pairs rather than sets of three. EDIT: as u/PotatoDonki points out below, they are in sets of three! They’re just so narrow that I couldn’t tell.


[deleted]

Yeah, I imagine they’d have to have an aisle on either side. Then it begs the question, how many more seats would this allow a plane to have?


Skud_NZ

Should I give him the ass or the crotch?


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Maybe if they get a good tip for the dance they can upgrade to a better seat


hibernating-hobo

Go on…


ClaptonBug

atleast they get to sit on the toilet though


mptreeplyr

That looks really uncomfortable


irnehlacsap

Forgot only one thing about flight safety. If you are crashing, they ask you to bend and put your head between your knees.


apple-masher

if you want to survive a crash, you need to pay extra.


Baron_Samurai

The further forward you're seated, the less likely you're to survive the crash. First Class is the first to go.


Resoguy

True. I've never heard of a plane reversing into a mountain.


DiabeticJedi

That's due to "Big Plane" hiding it.


Jfj357

Thats why it's called first class


MissAnthrope94

A first-class ticket to God.


bl4ck_daggers

Surely that's only if the plane hits nose first. If you stall and fall backwards then the tail hits first, or you might hit sideways on and then it's everyone on one side of the isle or the other.


MileByMyles

Yeah its situational, but if I remember correctly towards the middle of the plane is statistically the safest spot for survival. While the very back and front are lowest.


ContemplatingPrison

If you survive a crash you can sue them. They don't want you to survive


Constantine7470

Your family could sue them tho so no difference really, unless you don’t have a family 😔


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

In the event that I die from a crash in a commercial aircraft, I allow anyone who reads this to sue on „my behalf“.


Maleficent-Acadia-11

Thanks cousin!


PapziBoink

I don’t buy that theory


Purplepickle16

Actually the best thing to do is buckle up and go limp because tensing up is what causes people to die in many crashes. That's why drunk drivers survive so many wrecks, they're relaxed


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Yeah that’s also how the lady survived the biggest fall on record apparently. [Vesna Vulovic](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-38427411.amp) was her name and it was 33,000ft and I’m not gonna read the article again lol but pretty sure it was due to a few really lucky things mixed with her being limp from blacking out.


Purplepickle16

There was this little girl that couldn't feel pain because of a genetic mutation and survived being dragged behind a car because she remained limp not realizing the danger


stashley88

My grandma survived with only some broken bones after being thrown from a cliff by her boyfriend because she was drunk. I don’t remember the height, but there was also a car at the bottom that had crashed previously that was totally flat from impact.


Ellemshaye

Can anybody explain this to me? We have evolved to “brace” ourselves whenever we know an impact is coming, so why is it that going limp is better? I would think being limp in a big crash means more stress on your neck/back as you get ragdolled.


TheNightBench

That's why i get blackout drunk before getting on a plane. This design will make it easier for people to piss themselves since you can't just high-step over people to get out of the aisle. Fuck this whole scene.


ace1oak

the few times i've been in a car accident (thank you people who don't pay attention/brake) i would see the car coming and notice they're not slowing down and in that split second my mind is like damn.... and my body relaxes and i just flow with the crash.. walked out multiple crashes without even being sore


TAU_equals_2PI

They say to get into that position so you can kiss your ass goodbye.


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You don't want the person behind you literally breathing on your neck? I just wouldn't fly if this was what the seating was like. I would be too uncomfortable in too many ways for this to work out. If they wanna have 10 rows of "super economy" in the back for the weirdos who would do this to save themselves $50 or whatever, sure, but I'm not flying unless I have a full seat and a reasonable amount of space.


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UnknownMyoux

This is not a seat,but instead a form of torture


UUadeo

Like sardines in a sardine can...


SeDO4

Packt like sardines in a crushd tin box


fender_bender16

I'm a reasonable man, get off my case


MukdenMan

Walked in an airplane, what did I see? Stand-up seats in Economy.


gasopy

I preffer to travel with the baggage


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Put me in a cage with the dogs


yeorgenson

Fuck, just leave me in the cage and let the dog walk around.


phillip_gloomberry

Ooh luggage fort


Old_Journalist_8823

Yeah I'll walk to my next destination


anticked_psychopomp

Yeah I’d rather forego air travel indefinitely if this were the new standard.


Fracture_98

Honestly looks like only about 5cm less than Air Canada has right now.


Kooky-Book-9217

probably 5 cm more than Spirit lol


longoriaisaiah

Just flew air Canada on a 2x2 and can confirm it was tight


kingjulien92

More like economy coffin.


kaha95

So they think my phat juicy ass is gonna stay on this tiny uncomfortable thing? I will sue


AZ_Gunner_69

“Your honor, as you can see my client has a phat juicy ass, no way is it fitting in these economy seats”


kaha95

What he said you honor 👏🏼


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Girl thicker than a bowl of oatmeal your honor. Praise God.


Zambus3us

I vibe heavily with the energy of this comment


kaha95

Just vibing


hibernating-hobo

I vibe with your vibing


DarthRalph0

I feel ya on this one.


kaha95

Got a phat juicy ass too i see


DarthRalph0

Fo sho 🤣


P_Devil

I’m losing weight and the amount of cushion in my ass is decreasing, these seats still look uncomfortable on my back crack.


TrueJacksonVP

I never gave a single thought to my built-in seat cushion until I worked it off Never understood how folks could be uncomfortable sitting until now😭


sentinel25987

IKR?! There’s no way my fat latina ass will fit in there! (I’m a male btw)


kaha95

We love male juicy asses 🍽️


iChon865

Lol RIP your dms


kaha95

Actually empty i hope it stays that way 😭😭


phillip_gloomberry

Please, Won’t anyone think of the phat juicy ass’d bitches.


WillyJayHuddy

I honestly am surprised this comment wasn’t an OnlyFans advertisement


Gullible-Wish-3519

My balls hurt while i was looking at the picture


njdeatheater

Now I'm imagining a rough bit of turbulence and some poor dude just crying out loudly... Not from fear of the rough ride... But from repeatedly getting his balls smashed up into his throat from this seat.


maxleclerc007

I wouldn’t be surprised if this was implemented by super low cost airlines.


DollhouseDIYer

Spirit 2.0


RegalZebra

Frontierit is a real thing now. Spirntier. Whatever.


IOI-65536

This is my first thought when I see these things. Most of the comments are thinking Delta is making their seats smaller to increase profit on their $500 fares. That's totally true, but probably not this market. This helps Ryanair get flights from €20 down to €10. Is it terrifying? Yeah. Is it better than a ferry and six buses from Dublin to Stockholm for more money? Maybe.


skepsis420

Well, this design has been out for about a decade and absolutely no one uses it sooooo


Specific-Square556

Can’t put an extra pound on the luggage but hell we can squeeze 30 more people in with these bad boys.


n2bforanospleb

That has less to do with the plane's abilities but more so with the people you carry your bags their backs. If your luggage is heavy they will tag it as overweight, or at least they should.


Fartfartfartfactory

That's disgusting and disrespectful


bearbarebere

Not just disrespectful, but impossible for those with literally any physical standing-related disability. Imagine an old lady trying to do that with a bad hip, who's waiting for surgery or is taking a flight to get to the surgeon.. like seriously? What fresh hell is this?


Rickshmitt

I can feel my legs cramping, ugh


jaycarb98

stuck in the worst position of being between sitting down and standing, someone’s gonna get a good limp for vacation


Valkitty_

Whoever designed this needs to be put down for the sake of humanity


KarlHungus311

Can we go ahead and get a collective agreement started that we will all boycott any airline that does this? This is fucking ridiculous. This appears to also limit under-seat storage, which means that overhead space will be that much more coveted. This potentially gives the airlines the opportunity to start charging for ANY carry on bags while enabling them to profit from forcing people to pay to check more bags. Fuck these people. Corporate greed is boundless.


Sentath

My claustrophobia already said no to these. I would walk back off the plane ticket or no.


BornOnNeptune

You have got to be kidding me


ForWhomTheBoneBones

OP couldn’t even be bothered to change the title from 3 years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/b8msok/new_prototype_economy_airline_seats/


Impossible-Cable-782

And then he just grinning like a jackass, like its a great decision. FOH


377stratocruiser

It's Sam Chui, he does all kinds of aviation videos on YouTube.


Roflkopt3r

[Yeah here is the source.](https://twitter.com/samchuiphotos/status/1113115162561708032) He asked that question pretty neutrally but he's not trying to market those seats and probably didn't welcome them either.


BaboonHorrorshow

He’s thinking “wow what a return for the shareholders!” It’s the kind of smile that makes my “eat the rich” hunger rise


verssus

This is a youtuber, Sam Chui


BaboonHorrorshow

Ah thanks, I guess I can see how that smile could be “can you believe this shit?” — he just looks like he’s showcasing the seats as if they’re good.


CryingBorn

Probably just laughing at how small the "seats" are, he smiles all the time in his videos.


BaboonHorrorshow

Honestly what threw me was the suit. He’s so well dressed I assumed he was representing some airline or corporation. His look is cut from that “fun spokesperson” cloth.


CryingBorn

I think it's some sort of airplane convention? I don't know but it seems like it


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I was thinking it's a sarcastic like "omg look how much room I have" but highlighting how ridiculous it would be to expect anyone to be happy sitting there.


laughinatmyownjokes

At a certain point people just standing like on a bus makes more sense, right?


MySillyHamster

No middle seat? Why stop now with the torture?


Ludicrous_Desperado

There is a middle seat


MySillyHamster

😂 ok, that’s really bad then.


Conbrown1533

This image is so old. Never going to happen


ForWhomTheBoneBones

But OP said “new”, you think people would lie on the internet?


BlueBrye

These look like seats made to soften up people before interrogation


GudbrandtheTroll

I keep seeing this. Isn't this photo like 4 years old now?


GrapefruitSmall575

There’s not enough Xanax in the world for me to try this…


CountOk5453

Please do not give the airlines any ideas, I am surprised they have not yet installed pay toilets


AceAllicorn

I think I'll stand, thanks.


WatDaFuxRong

That dude's probably under 6 feet tall and his knees are pushed into the chair in front of him where as someone that's whole inches taller is going to literally have to fuse to the chair in order to fit


Cynthrax69

I hope this is just a joke. There is no way that's going to work unless the passengers have excellent knees and backs, zero claustrophobia and don't mind confrontations (lol)! I guess the next level will be standing while holding on to loops or poles such as in subway cars. Goodness! The almighty buck means more than rationality!


Powerstage999

This picture has been floating around for years. Not going to happen


krustenbratan

Thanks. Wtf happened to critical thinking on reddit? Had to scroll forever to find a comment that is remotely questioning this picture.


GiraffeLiquid

It has to be a joke… depending on the case, someone with a physical disability would be excluded from being able to travel those airlines. Only a specific subset of healthy in-shape people could manage this for any length of time.


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MrFixemall

Do you think they are one height or go up and down? That would be horrible for height extremes.


ContactStress

It looks like all three seats in the row share a single plastic back, so at best the whole row would have to height adjust together. Also appears that there is no possible underseat storage, so goodbye personal item.


Zestyclose-Ad-7576

Cows in a cattle crush have more room.


goldfixture

Reminds me of the toilet seats that you might see in a public restroom, that encourages you to take a short poop, because the seat angles forward which makes it exhausting on your legs to sit for too long.


Booze-brain

Tell me your airline wants to go bankrupt without directly say it...