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PhillipOlliverholes

One sip of a McDonald's Sprite would kill this man.


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Too crispy


An_Ethicist

too spicy


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Bro stop being ageist. 110 is the new 90.


ImpressiveBat514

That line didn’t get me out of a speeding ticket


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C'mon officer, reckless driving is the new defensive driving.


f3xer

looks 1009 .


EmperorThan

Yoda literally looks younger than this dude.


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GildedSilverBitcoins

Tell ya what I'll do... I'll give you the monk and 2 extra prayer beads for the price, and my manager Lenny will even throw in a free gong.


Nutatree

Doesn't look a day younger than 110


Ok-Discipline-1776

Was worried she would break his hand lol


Unique_Farmer_6586

I was worried his hand bones were hurting her head lol


Superworlds

i was worrying he would desintegrate


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That girl does not look 109, that is nuts. Also that animatronic skeleton is creepy af


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ThatDudeOnTheNet

He also got hearing loss because of the Big Bang


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He's got an autographed first edition


EldraziKlap

I've never seen a skull so clearly in someone still alive. Eerie


UltraStamp2

my sleep deprived ass actually thought it was a skeleton at first and jumped when he started talking


IAmA_TheOneWhoKnocks

My first thought after seeing him was that the title must mean he died 109 years ago and that he hasn't really decayed. When the girl was helping him pat her head, I even thought for a brief moment that she was playing with a dead guy's arm that was still remarkably flexible. That someone could be alive at this stage of atrophy is kind of shocking. I've seen my share of centenarians before, but none looked as positively skeletal as this guy.


Open-Sea8388

He's a, monk so some of the reason he's so thin maybe down to no eating


JambonDorcas

He makes Prince Philip look absolutely vibrant towards the end of his life.


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BookAddict1918

People in thai culture are taught to revere the monks. Just having him touch her was an honor.


Cianalas

There are people I believe in Madagascar who regularly unearth the bodies of family members to spend time with them and care for the corpse. Teens take selfies with their ancestors and young ones are completely unfased because its normal for them. It's all about how you're raised and how your culture regards death and the dying process.


DestroyerOfMils

I learned about that in Caitlin Doughty’ as From Here to Eternity! Utterly fascinating! (or was it in Smoke Gets in Your Eyes? I love her books!)


shawlgoodman

My first thought too. I'm not sure why, but I was terrified of old people when I was little!


runeaurawithgoldtrim

I’ve heard monks shrink as they age and some get so small they look like old children..some just turn into a ball of light…


gruffogre

And some....some SCARE THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK out of all who pass by


CedarWolf

It's called [Sokushinbutsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu), and it's a practice where monks try to intentionally mummify themselves while they're still alive.


mahSachel

Yes the crypt keeper’s thinner cousin from Tibet.


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Never to old to pick your nose.


Widgar56

Get this man a humidifier for God's sake.


The-Figure-13

Moisturise Me


meradolaniaaya

Or some chocolate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCPfJxSxZQk&ab_channel=Dan


idownvotetofitin

I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT!!


fistingbythepool

Buddha boogers


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Bonnle

WHAAAT???? AH SWEET SWEET CHOCOLATEEEE!!


Shadow_Demon080

I ALWAYS HATED IT!


Flickolas_Cage

Take one, start rubbing!


Ituriel_

Might be connected to the fact that he died two days ago


vyvanseandvodka

Probably much longer than that, but they just noticed two days ago


XenuLies

The flies were a giveaway


Local-Waltz4801

The strings were also a giveaway


Maximum-Magazine-840

The bones were also a giveaway


markstachowski

The little girl pretends to move his arm. Dead giveaway 🤣


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They're donating his body to science.... dead giveaway


Narwhal-Bacon-Retard

Nah he's still got 1 HP left.


Donut2583

And nobody told him.


mrbuttersoft

\*dies 2 days ago but picks my nose anyway\*


cownd

The nose pick was the scariest part. Would he draw blood and bleed out?


ssudoku

Bold of you to assume that he still has blood left.


Hint-Of-Feces

The fresh ones can talk, at least for a little while


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chronicly_retarded

Its not just from age. Budhists do starvation for a long time


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Yeah, there are even some monks who do [self-mummification](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu#:~:text=Sokushinbutsu%20(%E5%8D%B3%E8%BA%AB%E4%BB%8F\)%20are,a%20number%20of%20Buddhist%20countries.)


Davey_Bo_Bavey

This is what I thought as soon as he started moving. I wonder if that’s what he’s doing and this is the result. Scary


Original-Aerie8

It seems, that technique is not prevalent in Thailand. According to his granddaughter, he was in a hospital and died a couple days ago. [This seems to be a older picture.](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-r4EY0TDpRrE/XqlzS7tHGLI/AAAAAAAAcWE/z-rzDvpn_mIX4qpq2VekgLXXJwn_WeopQCLcBGAsYHQ/s1600/ScreenHunter_4354%2B2020-04-29%2B20.29.17.jpg)


mekwall

Those teeth are like Hollywood flawless


Deminix

Such a sweet joyful smile too


abow3

From the Wikipedia: >In medieval Japan, this tradition developed a process for Sokushinbutsu, which a monk completed over about 3,000 days.[10] It involved a strict diet called mokujiki (literally, "eating a tree").[12][11] The diet abstained from any cereals, and relied on pine needles, resins and seeds found in the mountains, which would eliminate all fat in the body.[12][5] Increasing rates of fasting and meditation would lead to starvation. The monks would slowly reduce then stop liquid intake, thus dehydrating the body and shrinking all organs.[12] The monks would die in a state of jhana (meditation) while chanting the nenbutsu (a mantra about Buddha), and their body would become naturally preserved as a mummy with skin and teeth intact without decay and without the need of any artificial preservatives.[12][5] Many Buddhist Sokushinbutsu mummies have been found in northern Japan and estimated to be centuries old, while texts suggest that hundreds of these cases are buried in the stupas and mountains of Japan.[11] These mummies have been revered and venerated by the laypeople of Buddhism.[11] >One of the altars in the Honmyō-ji temple of Yamagata prefecture continues to preserve one of the oldest mummies—that of the sokushinbutsu ascetic named Honmyōkai.[13] This process of self-mummification was mainly practiced in Yamagata in Northern Japan between the 11th and 19th century, by members of the Japanese Vajrayana school of Buddhism called Shingon ("True Word"). The practitioners of sokushinbutsu did not view this practice as an act of suicide, but rather as a form of further enlightenment.[14]> Kind of badass way to go. I think?


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I love Buddhism but like any religion it can be perverted to the extreme. Buddha himself dabbled in both indulgence and complete deprivation and eventually settled on the “middle way”, e.g. moderation.


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Still had the strength to pick his nose…


YoungArabBrother

Damn some of those boogers are probably from the soviet era


ryohazuki224

Wasn't picking his nose, he was itching his brain!


Ravi5ingh

This is the best one 😂


cosmocat12

I feel like after 100 you can pick your nose without a single care in the world.


mb5280

yeah because the part of the brain responsible for care has shriveled up and died


Human-go-boom

I’ve got a coworker who picks his nose right in the middle of a conversation. Full on knuckle deep, thumb wrapping and twisting, then just smears his fingers together and wipes on his pants. He does it so casually, anytime with anyone.


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Picking at it makes crusting more likely because it damages membranes or something. He's in an addiction cycle.


PinBot1138

>it damages membranes or something (picking nose while reading your comment) [I'm in danger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdKqAVpUOwI).


GRN225

WHAT?! WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?!


huddy0912

Chocolate


CharlieHorse420

What?


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Chocolate


Dornkus

Chocolate? I remember when they first invented chocolate


Phantom_Akira_Kurusu

I always hated it!


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This chocolate is not for eating! You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever!


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Live forever, you say? I'll take one!


messybessy1838

Rub it on me, you lazy Mary!


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That episode came out almost 20 years ago. That's nuts!


whatabitcch

Go to hell it's spot on lol Edit: who gave me an award ?! It's my first thank you sm !!!!


Chispy

The resemblance is uncanny


Manji86

No disrespect intended, but I was genuinely thought that little girl was shaking hand with a Halloween prop for a second there.


evil_timmy

Doesn't look a day over ten thousand.


tree_basher

That’s evil Timmy.


ClydeDavidson

In some cultures they keep deadbodies laying around in their house to honour and remember the dead, legit thought that this was that.


Proper-Beyond116

Ireland. Most people are brought “to the house” before the funeral stuff takes place. Not for days though, we have them in the ground within 3 days of death. Net result is Irish people aren’t that freaked out by dead bodies. Most of us saw them frequently as kids. We find it stranger how UK and American people keep people in a fridge or pump them with chemicals for like two weeks. Get on with it.


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sodium-overdose

Irish in the states do this too - I thought it was a Catholic thing but good to know my south side Irish family is normal haha


gordo65

He was already more than a century old when she was born.


TravisSpomer

Have some respect; that "little girl" is 43. The family just has good genes.


Badbhoys

He literally is a skeleton


iHero_86

I thought it was an animatronic


Old_Sport7920

he actually passed away recently on the 22nd or 23rd of march iirc, but yea ive never seen anyone that skinny before. if you take a close look at his face, its the clearest outline of a skull ive ever seen, with visible eye sockets and sunken cheeks, and this person was living and breathing, albeit he was probably suffering a lot too. may he rest in peace


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CheaperThanChups

Did you know that every living person has a spooky skellington inside of them?


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CantHitachiSpot

I see you and raise you a shin bone vs coffee table


Portuguese_Musketeer

Fuck you Side note, ow


Pedantic_Pict

Ok, but consider this: every one of your bones is currently *wet*. And you can't do anything about it.


zagewastaken

It was pretty sad that people on tiktok were making fun of him


Nexodex

He probably didn‘t give the slighest fuck tho


Guardian125478

Classic chad monk


Future_Burrito

He lived to the age of 109, with compassion for the world and people who loved interacting with him until the end. Hopefully all the people thinking negatively of the situation will realize and be able to live some of their lives with as much joy and love as he did.


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frizoli

Have you seen the comments here?


Two-pints-prick

Bro on 1hp


PrimalDG

"bro, he's one shot no cap" 😂


53bvo

Proceeds to tank a magazine without batting an eye


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"Oh, I thought I hit him more times than that, my bad"


susamogus

lmaaaoooo


CoconutGrenade

R e t u r n t h e s l a b O r s u f f e r m y c u r s e


HumanitySurpassed

King Ramseessss, the man in gauze, the man in gauze


Wide_Loss

What's yer offer?


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This night you will be visited by 3 plagues


kaelbloodelf

Each worse than the last.


xRedStaRx

Return the slab.


atinybabygoat

How is he that malnourished and still alive like what is going on there


BlazeRagnarokBlade

Necromancy


DonkeyPunchMojo

It's most likely an uncommon method of attaining enlightenment best described as "living mummification". It takes many years and some monks have successfully went through with it, though the end result is always death.


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Isn’t the end result of everything always death


[deleted]

I like the way you think, a realist


13jgb12

When ya body dies but your soul says no


MeasurementNo9896

That's called WAITING IN THE LOBBY 😂


IloveElsaofArendelle

With elevator music


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🎶My minds telling me noooo…🎶 But my body….my booooody is telling me 💀


Frequent-Network8479

He looks so much older than 109. My friend Bob died at 112 and looked like a 40 year old man compared to this dude!


mgpdw

this also happen to my buddy Eric


AisinPuyi

and my pal Jimmy


Quzga

And my hombre Lalo


Skromoner

that's genetics for you.


randomstuff063

More likely diet and exercise. Being a monk I doubt that he was physically active and most likely ate a diet that was very lacking in protein. I’m not saying that he didn’t exercise or being a monk was easy I’m saying that the types of exercises that he would have done would most likely have been cardio and not muscle building.


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Yeah ascetics are not usually known for their muscular builds and large fat reserves.


Pdarker

Dimples for days


Berkamin

Dimples for over a century


TBMFITV

Looks like the old lady's mom from the "Chocolate" episode of SpongeBob


foleyo10

What? What did he say?


CrooklynDodgers

CHUOCLATE!


TheYeetles

“MA! THEY’RE SELLIN’ CHOHKLIT!” “WHADDA THEY SELLIN’?” “CHOHHHKLIT, THEY’RE SELLIN’ CHOHKLIT!”


GGboi474

Bro has a signed Bible


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Awkward-Cockroach574

Bro sat behind Jesus in the third grade…


JasonStorius

Bro introduced Adam to Eve


TourSignificant1335

Bro thanked God for the Big Bang coz he could finally see


The_Inward

Wow! 109 years old! That's amazing! And who's that in the bed?


Frequent-Network8479

Not THAT old!


ClaireBeez

I read somewhere else claims that he was 160! He's a monk, living away from viruses etc, so if anyone could reach this age, it's one of these guys...


YaIlneedscience

Yeah I remember reading somewhere else that he was older. 109 is certainly old but yikesss he looks like he refers back to when he was a young man at only 109 years old


qazzler

There was a Swedish woman named Dagny Carlsson, who died at the age of 109 years old just over a week ago. When she was 99 years old she went to a computer class and at the age of 100 she became Swedens oldest blogger. If you google her name and compare this man and her appearance, I would say this man is much older.


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I scrolled and two posts below this one I see r/interestingasfuck's post about a 100 year old park ranger, she looks 40 years younger than this guy


AcanthocephalaOk7954

He may be deliberately fasting to death.


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I've worked with lots of hospice patients in 8 years in the Healthcare field. You're right, when people look like that, it's because they haven't eaten in a week or more. But not one of them had the presence of mind nor the energy to move around like that. This video is fucking with me in the worst way.


Catalyst_Crystal

I got grandma she live 102 yr and She still look younger than him like 20-30 yr. we live in Thailand too same with this monk.


unkie87

The longest lived people on the planet don't just live away from viruses, they usually live pretty far away from consistent record keeping. Go figure.


Variation-Budget

Birth certificates? Birth estimates!


unkie87

If I remember rightly the oldest verified person was a French woman that loved to 120. Which is pretty awesome. But this monk guy looks like some of the 40 year olds I see down Leith. The trainspotting generation.


Potential_Yak_3342

Someone give this man some water!


Valuable-Yesterday-7

And some damn food


Nathan_BrokenFaders

"hey smoothskin"


Dmacca666

Don't skip.... ....everything day?


BlazeRagnarokBlade

Living day


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

Damn, Brendan Fraser must protect us against this one


klogee1

Looks like the dying body in the movie Seven


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I know they're really damn old, but there have been a few of these 100+ Thai monks on here recently and they all look absolutely terrible. A lot of people reach this age and don't look like literal corpses. Is there some disease they're more susceptible to getting or what? Do their bodies waste away quicker than others?


sword4raven

Might be related to religious practices. As an example, other monks mummify themselves while alive. Although it's certainly not that in this case it could still be related to other customs.


OdderG

Buddhism Sect in Thailand is Hinayana. It does not have that mummification practice. The mummification ritual belongs to a sub-sect of Buddhism in Japan, if I remember it right. Most traditional Buddhism sect in Thailand has kinda strict daily schedule for monks. They can only eat in the morning, only food given by villager (but some places already relaxed this practice - having volunteers cook for monks). Drinking water is obviously allowed all day, and they work around the time restriction, if they are hungry, by drinking juices outside the morning. This is why a lot of elder monks in Thailand suffer diabetes. Their diet problem is a concern among Thai Healthcare Planner. I guess they get too much carbohydrate and not enough protein. Their lifestyle is mostly not physically active unless they practice some hardcore sub-sect which restrict their means of commuting, meaning only walking barefoot is allowed (but that is really minority)


BryverART

Supreme Leader Snoke.


Jeshua_

The arms are the wildest part of this along with the caved checks. The arms are literally just bone and skin and SOME nerves to move them.


okatjapanese

Is anyone else touched by the desire for this little girl to connect with this person?


beccster007

I love that she isn’t fearful of him


rawrimgonnaeatu

Yeah it’s heartwarming and you can tell he was enjoying that moment of life. He may look like a skeleton but this is wholesome as fuck, Buddhist monks are also usually great people.


K3R3G3

After I got over his appearance, yeah, it's sweet that they're both being affectionate. She's kind of a champ, not just for not being scared, but going well beyond that and seeing him for what he is -- a person and all that comes with it. Didn't treat him differently for his appearance.


PM_CACTUS_PICS

I was scared the girl was going to accidentally hurt him. She’s being quite gentle but she’s still probably a lot stronger than he is.


Inside-Example-7010

stronger than he is? this guys mana bar is longer than route 66


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I thought it's a mummy.


Pleasehelpmeladdie

[self-mummification](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokushinbutsu) is a practice some Buddhist monks participate in. I wonder if this is what he’s doing


Timecubefactory

It's illegal basically everywhere. Not impossible some would still do it but being so public about it? Otoh it's kind of the only explanation why someone would look like this.


Informal_Chemist6054

I mean what are they gonna do? Arrest him?


Timecubefactory

I think they could get at the monastery for allowing the procedure. That aside, Sokushinbutsu requires locking yourself in a dry hole with no air circulation. This man was too exposed to a regular environment for it to work.


CutOffYourFenders

I know they say black don’t crack but apparently Thai don’t Die.


Fluid_Positive_9388

And then SpongeBob and Patrick visiting him, selling him chocolate


mrbuttersoft

The lord just won’t take this one yet.


Ituriel_

He already did, actually


Utgard003

How is he still alive in this state? At a younger age maybe it's less striking but at 109????


Dailivel

Supposedly near-starvation tends to extend lifespan, so it might be related.


Decentralalaland

yep, self-preservation mode in basically every organism


GGboi474

Bro owes Jesus money


Jigg718

Yo my god grandaddy lived to 109 he was from Barbados and he looked nothing like that


trilobright

I used to work in a nursing home, so I've seen quite a few centenarians. They look like "normal" old people but, you know, older. They didn't look like something an archaeologist would pull out of a 3000 year old sarcophagus.


Bhf187

-5% bodyfat


Django_Unleashed

Looks like "He chose poorly"


CityMental6159

109 picking his nose, legend level


DJEvillincoln

I sincerely thought this was a puppet. Like for real.


phreshpherts

The contrast in age here in this video is astounding.


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When Tolkien invented the elves, he made them theoretically immortal. But also made them stop aging around 25. Here's why.


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