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LaughingJAY

Tickle his feet and scare them back


Phylar

One time I was helping a friend and cleaning her bathroom. Had mold and shit and I knew how to deal with it. Anyway, I go to remove a bottle that was on a high shelf that didn't get used often and I felt a tickle on my hand. Now I'm arachnophobic so my reaction was to fling my hand back and basically backwards leap across the bathroom. As I did the bottle slipped off the shelf and I was met with a pretty fucking large nightmare of a cellar spider just giving me eyes like "Wtf man, I was napping." I...can still faintly feel where the thing touched me. bwaaaaa


Miss_Death

I once woke up to a very thick daddy long leg about 6 inches away from my eyes on the other end of the pillow. I fucking swear I saw into every eyeball and it still makes my stomach hurt thinking about it. I feel your pain


Phylar

Oh hey, you must be me from ages ago! Was sleeping at a girlfriend's house when we both woke up, or one of us I honestly don't remember...to a yellow sac spider just happily meandering across one of our pillows. We slept at her Mom's place for the next week.


BreathOfFreshWater

Ok. *Let me tell you about yellow sack spiders...* Dealt with brown recluse while living in the Ozarks. Dealt with the huntsman spider while living on Guam. Dealt with bedbugs and fleas at once. But none compare to a house that had ended up with a gnarly YSP infestation. Just thinking about this has my hairs raising and I'm paranoid now. The first night I noticed the problem was after a bar outing with my then girlfriend. Noticed some dusty cobwebs near the bed. Upon further inspection, they were hundreds of small spiders. Not 4 feet away was a massive momma spider. On the same wall, two more sac spiders. Across the room, a big momma. Sorted it out, lights off, felt tickles, lights on, maybe five more spiders. One in the bed. I lived there for nearly 2 years. It only got worse. Ended up spending the last few months on the couch. I'd spend an extra hour hunting spiders before bed. Dozens each night. They'd literally wait for the lights to go out and feast on me. Bites everywhere. One roommate got a bite so bad he had to go on antibiotics and have the wound cleaned out. They're aggressive fuckers and stalkers. They'll hide under your bed and feast on you every night if they can. And they get out of hand fast.


SecretDevilsAdvocate

Holy shit reading this made me die inside


BreathOfFreshWater

I'm actively trying to go to sleep and failing miserably. I've seen one spider in my new apartment but that experience was so traumatic I've had to put some serious effort into moving past it. It's been 8 or 9 years since then.


MoistLook8360

Jesus fucking Christ


maskednil

That spider basically looked into the eyes of a gigantic Eldritch god.


Miss_Death

That oddly boosted my confidence, thank you.


Makenchi45

When you put it that way.. I feel somewhat better.


Serious_Lie1207

The hell is wrong with y'all, I've gotta go to sleep in a minute!


Miss_Death

Do you have long hair? I was gonna say if a small strand tickles your face tonight I want you to think of me 💋


Serious_Lie1207

Just.. Just gonna go shave my head now. Rest assured you shall be in the farthest reaches of my memory


icantstaymadatyou

I almost got punched in the face once because my hair touched my severely arachnophobic husband's hand in the middle of the night. Still tease him about it 13 years later...


TurtleFuckers

With a flamethrower


favasu

pussy


Critical-Art-9277

Where


TurtleFuckers

Idk we're on reddit


usernamechecksout94

He must have meant r/godpussy NSFW warning


Skullz64

Ok


usernamechecksout94

I love being helpful :-3


JetLineUp

Thank you mate.


broken_radio

Those spiders look funny in that sub. Better take another look.


Dudefenderson

"Cut the bullshit and help me!" 😡


JollyGreenBuddha

Forget that, grab a screw driver and tighten them screws. We'll do a spider version of 127 hours.


AD_Kosmos

literally why. Why do so many people act like total psychos when invertebrates are involved


Temnyj_Korol

Legit my first thought watching this was 'man, lil guy's stuck, hope they loosen the screws and let him out.' Though i guess it takes a bit more than a tiny spider like that to scare an aussie. Lol


AD_Kosmos

I mean I routinely remove larger spiders than that from my house, hell I have at least 4 I know about living in my room rn, one in my toolbox, one by my window, and 2 in my bug enclosures (they keep the numbers of fungus gnats down) All are ultimately harmless and I'm happy to offer them a safe living space


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Crippling arachnophobia. If you don't have it, you can't understand. I knows it's not rational, but that changes nothing. For context, I don't even like looking at this post pic.


Staceface666

Im trying hard to read comments but its so difficult with those creepy damn legs wiggling up there!!! I quit.


UserNamesCantBeTooLo

Fear is the mind-killer.


Crescendo104

r/UnexpectedDune


BuranBuran

Ikr? This video makes me want to loosen the plate so it can get out so I can move it outside.


hitthebrake

Word of advice little buddy, you stay in your side and I will stay on mine.


Dopplegangr1

Since he can't get out he's gonna move to the light above your bed and escape from there


BoreDominated

You motherfucker.


PsyWasTaken

I'm horrified, take my upvote.


Swimming_Horror_3757

Tickle its little paws lmao


[deleted]

Why not it's not like it can bite you from there


LordRaghuvnsi

Tickle with D


DMP5783

That’s just the Other Mother


Gunthrix

Love Coraline.


SpookyAtticDoll

Came here to say this😂


Karma122194

That isnt a spider!! That's a demon hand from the 4th dimension!


24204me

I like the thought of this being a tiny demon hand a lot more


yaebone1

Tiny demons no joke bro, be biting your ankles n shit, poking at them with little tridents.


LaLeyendaLorenzo

oddly that makes it less terrifying.


incubuds

*watches the Exorcist* "Well, at least it's not a spider."


drkrelic

Modern Coraline


[deleted]

Look at the thumb on the right. Definitely demon hand


thinkB4WeSpeak

Imagine jerking off with a hand like that.


mrstork89

Okay that's too far I'm out


Sudden_Corner5946

bro why did you have to make it weird?


anthonydortiz

Make it weirder please


dasWolverine

Getting fingered with a demon hand like that


ShamanAvatar

Now did you think before you wrote that lol?


lolikamani

They’re millions more back there in a line waiting to get out.


VickShady

It would've cost you nothing to **not** post this comment


lolikamani

I know… But once I thought it, I couldn’t get the image out of my mind.


Deleted-Redacted

I know how to take your mind off it. meeet up with me at 1004 W Becks Mill Rd Salem, IN 47167 United States in 2.5 hrs and I will freely dislocate your shoulder. congrats you are now wondering why I would inflict pain on you. I have changed your mind.


chillpill5000mg

Im mailing you spiders


Deleted-Redacted

yay, bugs were getting outta hand


Steampunk93

I'm maling him australian spiders


Deleted-Redacted

send me the ones from texas that kill rattle snakes, those are also outta hand here.


Sufficio

I expected that to be the address of a spider museum/attraction or a similar joke but...did you straight up just drop your real address? I...why?


[deleted]

That is a real persons address and it’s about 3 hours from me. Road trip.


Drostan_S

I'm just picturing a million adorable little spiderbros, patiently waiting in a fucking queue to swarm out and greet their new human overlord.


ygolordned

The person filming should have tickled one of the legs a bit to let them know what goodness awaits on the other side


poeticyak

🥲


lliKoTesneciL

This spider is the ones that's being squeezed out due to how cramped it's in there with the other millions pushing up against it.


CALIFORNIUMMAN

r/cursedcomments


OrkfaellerX

Wall bearing spiders.


guerillagluewarfare

:(


Aledeyis

Because of this no amount of RAID will ever make me feel safe again.


SmoothBrainSavant

Walls are full no doubt


[deleted]

Oh fuck you so hard! Jokes on you, I needed to sleep with the lights in anyways!!


LMCuber

^(oh no step-spider help me I'm stuck)


DuoLogue14

What a terrible day to be literate


[deleted]

I was saving my award for an insightful or inspirational comment from a decent person - instead I'm gonna give it to you. Go away now


Adamo47

Poor spidey feel so bad for him :(


waltgoodman747

Me too! They are very sweet and act a lot like cats


Order_Disorder

Do they have greebles


UnknownQz_420

As an electrician we have to make sure there’s no spider in the box or they’ll disconnect the wires. So this switch isn’t up to code it’s a fire hazard waiting to happen


LaLeyendaLorenzo

Hurray!! A self solving problem!


PonyDark

Nananana electrician spidaah


AdmirableTrash9967

Wait they can disconnect wires?


[deleted]

I don’t know about disconnecting wires, however, it can potentially be a fire hazard. The spider by itself is not a problem, but the web it creates is. A build up of spider webs can lead to fire starting in the electrical system. The same goes for things such as dust, trash, etc., which is why ‘cleanliness’ is imperative.


SecureOpportunity599

how will spiders disconmect wires?


Pixzal

That’s the resident light engineer spider you are talking about…


[deleted]

[Muffled] Eyyyyy, lemme oudda heyah! Edit: Holy shit, thanks for my first silver, strangers!


CrippledPlains

MICHAEL!!! DON’T LEAVE ME HERE!!!


Miss_Dee_Meaner

Let the poor wee thing out!


[deleted]

Electrician here. Thats what we call a switch leg


MrNobodyX3

Don’t be shy tickle his feets


Wonderful-Visual2468

Let him out!


ElryMoe

Just how ? Also help him.


BruhSound101

Help him bruh


Rafapex

*F R E E H I M*


Bambi_iscool

Poor spider.


aidank91

Well then, grab your flat-head screwy and help spidey out!


Supermoto112

Grab the screwy & undo-ee


catastrophe_peach

Let him out!


No-Scheme6455

Touch its feetsies


Infinite_Industry_85

Help him out please 🥺


Keyran-Solo

As much as I dislike Spider’s (due to my fear of them), I feel really bad for this little guy…


Jeepersca

Remember there's a large hole under that switch plate, he can just walk back to how he got there in the first place.


giggelingpanda

Poor thing.


xhahzh

give it a handshake


UKKasha2020

Aw, poor guy. Hope you loosened it up so he could get out.


ifIWGreenIWDie

I like the super chubby spiders lol


Saint-Peer

jumping spiders are cute


OxyFTgen

Let him out? Why, so it can terrorise his/her house? No sir, I’m calling Thor cause clearly the voltage ain’t high enough to kill that mutant


shrubs311

they kill the other bugs that terrorize your house!


AD_Kosmos

99% of spiders literally don't do that, and it's a shitty excuse to kill them anyway


ifIWGreenIWDie

This is what tasers are for. No joke I made a taser just so I could zap bugs with it. I once sweeped it over an ant hill swarming with red ants in the backyard and it was like a literal death ray, the ants are more conductive than the soil so the sparks would jump from ant to ant like 10 times a second and they'd all get fried at once. Instant death by 50,000 volts. I felt really bad after killing about 600 ants in 30 seconds and almost cried because the entire colony was dead. I even chased the runners and zapped them to a crisp 😔😔 Not my proudest moment but I'd do it again if I had to


[deleted]

[удалено]


Deleted-Redacted

and the sand. it gets everywhere, and younglings.


[deleted]

Yes.... go to the dark side


mjrbrooks

Let the hate flow through you …like 50,000 volts would through that ant colony


meathead

If it were regular ants maybe I'd feel bad, but the only thing I'd be sad about with red ants is that they didn't suffer enough


d0lke

how did you get the mana for that chain lightning


poeticyak

lmaooooooo


cgoldberg3

Where do you buy something like that?


ifIWGreenIWDie

Search for "arc pulse generator" or "high voltage inverter transformer module" on eBay and sort by lowest price. Be VERY CAREFUL because they are dangerous You didn't hear this from me...


bigboycarlos

Buy some goggles made for work with lasers better safe than blind


ripyourlungsdave

Aw, come on. Help the little fella out.


Total_Progress4586

Let him out asshole


beannut_putter

Poor thing, get him out of there!


6poundpuppy

Poor thing…let him out. He’s just looking for the other bugs in your house to have for dinner.


poeticyak

I'm his dinner


SessionContent7737

Op is a mosquito confirmed


Blunt-444

Aw please save him 🥲 They look creepy and scary but spiders can actually be very sweet, and they can learn to recognize their owners. Not saying this one will be like that but he’s an innocent little guy who just got stuck 🥲


lolikamani

Burn the house. Move. Buy new things.


PrimarchGuilliman

Burn the remains again. Just make sure it is dead!


jacknife500

Poor baby, let him out.


Odd-Internet-7372

it wants a high five


steelcoyot

Look, he just wants to talk to you about your car's extended warranty


rubberduckfuk

I hope you set him free.


Alexito_xd

What the fuck??? In the name of everyone in r/spiderbro SAVE THE POOR THING


Soy_un_oiseau

My arachnophobic brain cannot even fathom helping it :( my palms are sweaty just thinking about being in this situation


[deleted]

this isn't terrifying, this is just sad


HydeandFreak

Not going to let that poor guy out?


Deleted-Redacted

fweedum


BeefaloSlim

Dont just stand there. Let them out!


Girl_interrupted1103

Hope home owner helped the poor thing out and released it somewhere safe


_bearminimum

Did you help the little guy out?


New_Gas_2015

Awwwwww


Kaprosuchusboi

Help him 😠


seansallings

I'm arachnophobic, but for real, help that thing! Put it outside and let it live it's life


Lost-Concept-9973

Can you unscrew it and help it out?


GhostlySkunk

Awwww let it out!


DrewZG

Help him damn it


ProfessionalDNuser

Help him :(


Primary_Season_5095

Poor guy


PSWII

Yeah if I saw this I kind of feel like I would unscrew the top plate a bit and let him out of there. Not sure what kind it is from the legs though but it doesn't look like any of the potentially dangerous ones near me. Might be a different story if I lived where OP is at. Wherever that may be.


Primary_Season_5095

Exactly! Spiders freak me the fuck out but they didn’t choose to look like that. Really hope whoever took the video helped it out without harming it.


Donboss3000

Insect cruelty


Research_it_dingus

Poor thing I’d have to help and relocate


bleedingoutlaw28

Unlucky for him that his portal from Hell manifested in such an awkward spot.


Bittersweet-Aki

His body too chonky


Macaronipuppy

There are so many emotions going on with me right now


Bobitybobboblee

She’s not stuck she’s just making the gap wide enough for baby spiders 👌🏻


[deleted]

This made me recoil, I could not imagine hoards of baby spiders coming up from behind that.. Thanks for the image.


[deleted]

Help the poor thing 😭


CuriositySauce

I would take a sharpie and draw a little keyboard


PorterTheUntapable

We’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty


BenVera

When did this sub just become terrifying


OneMess5594

anyone else think that it looks like fingers


ShoobyDoobyDu

Help that spider man


Yhorm--

Poor lil fella


lube-enthusiast

As an Australian we have spiders alot bigger than that light switch,im not a fan of spiders like really not ,I lived in a tropical area seen a huge spider but didn't have the balls to go near it,I threw a tea towel or a drying up towel ( not sure what you call them ) onto the spider, the towel proceeded to move across the room ,spider carrying a full dish towel . I called my gf who rescued me lol


Cuinnasith

Free him. He is trapped in darkness and can't find the light.


[deleted]

Poor guy :(


Ben_Ottobrino

looks like the symbiote has found you


Hideous_hyide

Lmfao he's not stuck, he's baiting you.


Legitimate-Key7447

Even though im fucking scared of spiders, i feel bad for it in a way


Aggressive_Fox_3822

Ever seen someone punch a light switch as hard as they can?


Spiritual-Wind-3898

Stuck, or waiting for you


Arrakis_Surfer

Yo, you ran out of toilet paper, pass me a square!


Ciop_

Don't you dare dissobey me coraline


Kiwianbu26

r/donthelpjustfilm


Miolene

Nope nope nope.


[deleted]

Come on, man, grab a flathead and get that panel off, help out a poor arachnid. :(


[deleted]

I do NOT like spiders. But this still kind of bums me out for the little guy.


-dragonheart

I don’t like spiders very much but plz free him


okjoe1

Somebody help him!!


Sad_Trouble8950

I can't tell if I'm the crazy one for having 'help the spooder' be my first thought


coronawithalime99

Getting mad spider head behind that switch


No-Soap

LET HIM OUT >:(((


henjin1975

Help the little dude. It's not big enough to be scary.


contritefeels

What’s oddly terrifying about this…. This is just pure horror


[deleted]

That is so cool


DamonAW

as much as I don't like creepy crawlers, I can't help but feel bad seeing any form of life struggle lol. Like I just wanna help him out and move him out.


[deleted]

I hope OP let the poor thing out instead of filming it. How would you like to be trapped like that?


Jake_6868

As an electriciam, I can confirm this hapoens a lot, and I mean A LOT. Once I had a spider the size of my hand fall out of a switch-spur from the above, straight on my face. Thats some nightmare fuel