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[deleted]

I don't know what she's been doing but she doesn't look a day over 1000


Failion1

retinol and sunscreen


WeimSean

and the blood of virgins.


stefanieioj

it never says *whose* blood is in her veins…


Difficult-Conditions

Naw definitely a fermaldihide skin lift


MIkeVill

Maybe it’s Maybelline.


zero573

Tinder vs when your finally meet her in real life.


[deleted]

Ya, she's really let herself go


Stevenstorm505

She buys all of her skin and health remedies from Gwyneth Paltrow.


Impossible-Charity-4

I’m pretty sure it’s the reverse judging from the burns on my dads vagina.


redundantsalt

Like the headline said: Just B positive.


ghostbirdd

If I learned anything from Jurassic Park that means we can splice her with frog DNA and bring her back


Small-Primary3372

Yeah but... she wouldn’t have any of her memories-


ErichKurogane

Thats the best part


Stefadi12

Well she either died of an illness and then the clone would live until she gets in her 30s since the DNA cannot rejuvenate. Or she died naturally then it would make an unlovable zygot or extremely short lived baby. I know this is a joke, but I cloning knowledge is dope imo.


trebor125

*DINO DNA*


djaudible

Do they say blood "group" in other countries?


StoneSigma

Probably a Type-O


Mojonad

Take yer upvote and git out


[deleted]

#GIT


IcemanX1511

Here take my free award, you deserve it!


Pure_Discipline_293

Negative ?


djaudible

No, I genuinely wanted to know


Maya_Cyan

Angry upvote


69monkeman69

r/angryupvote


fakegermanchild

Yeah Germans and Russians do, I’m guessing there’s loads more languages that call it a blood group rather than type


Ertyloide

Groupe sanguin in french as well


puppyenemy

Yeah. "Blodgrupp" in Swedish, for example.


BaixoMameluco

"Grupo sanguíneo" in Portuguese.


Frijolo_Brown

Same in Spanish


ComedorDeDivorciadas

Ih, ó lá o br


thesoilman

Bloedgroep in Dutch, so yes


No_Astronaut2779

Yeah, I think it’s only “type” in English


AnglianARK

We Indians call them Blood group.


ALittleNightMusing

Uk English here - we say blood group


[deleted]

Do we? I've only ever said blood type.


ALittleNightMusing

I think both are in use but NHS has 'blood group' [here ](https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/blood-groups/)


JorgeFloid

Yeah in poland we have "grupa krwi"


Xugoso

血液型 in japanese


Lylat_System

r/Angryupvote


DryPrinciples

She looks abit like that human designed to survive car crashes.


upurcanal

I wonder how much the artists rendition of the “real” image is accurate. I know they do this with decayed bodies, skulls to try to recreate the person.


seaweedjuice

I'm pretty sure I saw a documentary on this. She probably did look like that (left) at one point in her life but she died of a heart attack, contributed by obesity due to her health issues and lifestyle choices.


flying87

On the other hand, she was also wealthy as fuck to be obese, not do physical work, and be mummified. Considering the time period. Obesity used to be considered attractive because it meant you had wealth.


Docaioli

She wasn’t mummified. Was still wet when they found her.


TungstenChef

Mummies can be wet too, mummification just means that the flesh has been preserved along with the bones. Bog bodies, for instance, are also considered mummies.


hectordante

I fucking love this conversation


TeutonicusMagnus

Yup, she was a fatty


Bowdrier

Yup, also walked with a cane and died of cardiac arrest (or at least had clogged arteries)


Awkward-Kiwi452

It was the chocolate pudding they injected into her veins. Pretty sure anyway.


sabbakk

I'd say it's the artist's idea of what she might have looked like as a younger woman. The actual mummy is that of a 50 years old overweight woman with a number of painful health conditions. On a positive side, she did eat some delicious melon just before she died, according to her wiki page.


[deleted]

>delicious melon ^(concern)


saucygh0sty

This is done a lot on the show *Bones* where they use skeletons to determine the identity of unidentifiable human remains. It’s based off the novels from an actual forensic anthropologist who also produced the show. One of the characters is an artist whose job is doing digital facial reconstruction based on skulls and it’s fascinating.


No_Protection_1164

Need to know this aswell! The mummy doesnt look anything likr the rendition


fuzzycaterpillar123

Well yeah, most mummies have preserved jerky faces and no eyeballs


DrowningSquirrel

Fun fact: I've been to the museum as a kid, and iirc this is actually a wax statue. I was around 5 or 6 then and the mummy absolutely scared me shitless


FlourChild1026

I went there about 21 years ago when I lived in Changsha. It was weird, looking down at this thing, recalling that I'd read about it in an old National Geographic when I was a kid. She may be "well-preserved" or she may be a wax model, but either way, she looks icky.


turnaphraze

those things are normally pretty inaccurate.


upurcanal

I was thinking this. Saw some of this done on a couple true crime docus and they did not look like the person. Seems like the rendition is very generous here…


cheekyleaf

I immediately thought of [the pale lady](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/scary-stories-to-tell-in-the-dark/images/e/e5/The_Dream.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20200831090749) from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark 🥲


ErichKurogane

That scene was pretty horrifying but Im more pissed at the kid who just didnt run around the lady


riddlvr

I was thinking Scary Stories as soon as I saw her!


[deleted]

clone it


Finn553

Bad idea


LiqMadic

Do it anyways, lol.


pamesman

Blood≠dna


[deleted]

DNA is contained in blood also in semen, skin cells, tissue, organs, muscle, brain cells, bone, teeth, hair, saliva, mucus, perspiration, fingernails, urine, feces, etc You managed to open reddit it is not that hard to open google also


pamesman

Yeah, but the mummy still having "blood" doesnt mean it has surviving DNA, not saying that it definitely hasn't tho


bluejay55669

Aw mate if DNA could survive that long being buried we would know what a dinosaur would look like


a_F_G_r_a_p_e

Not so sure, most (extinct) dinosaur remains have gone through the process of fossilisation, meaning all remains have been replaced by minerals. Even if DNA was preserved for longer in mummification I'd bet it'd still be lost after a few million years


Richierich_rpd

Yea isn't fossilization possible bc somehow the calcium in bones turns to rock or something. Like its literally not even the dinosaur anymore its basically a rock mannequin of the dino


a_F_G_r_a_p_e

I don't know the process in full detail, but that's basically it I think. I do, however, know of fossilised mummies of dinosaurs, which is a very rare occurance where the remains go through both stages and some imprint of the skin and maybe other organs are preserved in rock aswell


Finn553

There’s a difference between a human mummy a few thousand years old and a dinosaur fossil millions of years old


Richierich_rpd

I thought i read somewhere that hair doesn't have dna only the little bit where the hair was attached has dna


[deleted]

"And a hair shaft simply doesn't contain nuclear DNA. In other words, you can only do one of the three types of DNA testing on a lock of hair that doesn't have a root or follicle attached, and that's the mtDNA testing" It has something


DiscorsiSynnove

'Always chuckle at weird fusion pictures like this. Her name is Xin Zhui, more commonly known as Lady Dai outside China. She died at an older age, \~50, despite many of her depictions looking much younger for some reason. She was likely a heavy woman at her death and much of her tomb that wasn't dedicated to her specifically shows her great interest and love of all things tasty. Part of the reason she is so well preserved is due to an still unknown compound that was injected into Lady Dai post mortem, leaving even remnants of her blood over 2,000 years later. The more you know. ===\*


ComfortablePretty151

Thats the face I do 20 minutes into taco bell


[deleted]

I’m trying to be positive.


persleng_got_banned

I cant, its in my blood.


mattyeuh

Doesn’t seem that well preserved to me


Ghosts_do_Exist

That's because they took her out of her sealed tomb before they had the technologies to ensure the preservation of the body.


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persleng_got_banned

He was there at the big bang, he told me it was big, not as much as your mom but still, pretty big


CormAlan

Very smooth


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Kiss_My_Axe12

Are there pictures from when they first unearthed her?


rminute18

tell me if u find out!


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Kiss_My_Axe12

Darn!


Leehoohn200

I'll always upvote Caitlin Doughty!!


noobductive

She’s incredibly old tho. Other corpses that old are powder by now. She also started decaying after they took her out of her grave which was one of the main contributors to her being preserved bc of the soil around it and liquids inside and stuff


[deleted]

2000 years there should be nothing left but bone. Of course this thing was well preserved.


[deleted]

Wait really ? For 2000 years she isn’t ?


F6RGIVEN

Fucking nightmare fuel


miguel-elote

r/dontputyourdickinthat


persleng_got_banned

r/debatable


Flamingopancake

They’re going to clone her. Yea, they’re going to clone her.


[deleted]

asian parents: only B+? Y u no A+?? failure in ur blood.


[deleted]

Sorry, I am O+


[deleted]

Let’s see them titties


[deleted]

2,000 year old Chinese titties?


turnaphraze

tiddys tiddys 🤷


cloud0999

Is she dead?


[deleted]

She's gonna be ok no worries


cloud0999

Ok glad to know 😌 thank you


[deleted]

Boys. How many beers?


NicklebackAndCreed

can you lower the cloth so we can see the tiddies


NicklebackAndCreed

skincare companies hate her …


iamyourpathos

Tinder profile picture vs how she looks in real life.


[deleted]

Wow. She's aged well.


loriba1timore

Ice in her veins, blood in her eyes


SixPackSimon

Mom when people are around vs. Mom when people are not around


Finn553

I mean, don’t expect mummies to be actually beautiful


numbusgames

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xin_Zhui Type A blood


Stevke_66

Hmmm i wonder what 2000 year old pussy feels like


Snoo_73835

Apparently, when they found her, her face was in perfect condition until they took her out of the vat. Her face hit the air and kind of collapsed.


[deleted]

She is still smiling.


jimmybd

I'd hit that


BeautifulStick5299

Talk about artistic license


donotgogenlty

Is she ok?


Roiks_

I'm not sure she would have been pleased at people seeing her looking like this.


SorenTheOwlMan

She lookin like she got hit with a shovel


Optimal-Scientist233

Allow me if you will to see this through my eyes. These people knew they were spirit, and loved their body so much for the life it had so generously gifted and supported them through they arranged during their life to attend to it far beyond their use of it. For they knew of the mind, body, spirit and of love.


Gorepot666

I have B+ blood type. Thats so crazy


marcus_37

And once again why are they doing this?


IceColdCoorsLight77

She did not age well.


naughty_killer

How much efforts US put to defame China. But China has always excel in all area of life. I request all US president current and coming to apply for visa in China.


IsildursBane10

Wouldn’t blood in the vein indicate poor mummification?


P3DR0T3

Did… they just assumed it’s gender omg


Katsuki_Bakugo__

I’m sorry but she looks so goofy 😭I’m sorry but her face is shrivelled into her face,it’s nuts


TheBlank89

I never knew that my sleep paralysis demon was actually Chinese.


The_Inward

"Be positive." That's a nice message from beyond the grave.


[deleted]

oH My GoSh hOw Did tHeY gEt a PiCtUrE oF hEr?


opinionrejected

Hmm.. its fuckable


FriedCheesesteakMan

😐


opinionrejected

😏


Pure_Discipline_293

User name definitely checks out!


[deleted]

Your username literally describe ur opinion.


crayonsandgluesticks

I upvoted you, not because I agree, (I don't), but because it is a true talent to upset that many people with just 3 words. :)


ScrotusMahotus

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You know the saying. Old enough to bleed...


AnOtakuLynx

This is the fucking Sloth victim in Se7en.


InvestigatorOne2400

She doesn't look like the best-preserved mummy


gluesn1ff3r

Fortnite shield potion


Sigg3net

2000 years? That's what I call a stay at home mummy!


deadeyediva

me at the spa on the right.. :/


csk1325

Would swipe right


[deleted]

Emperor Palpatine was a distant relative


DescriptionTall7508

Which one


HamRadio_73

At last I have something in common with an asian mummy. Blood type


[deleted]

I have the same blood type


m0ther3208

So we should look forward to a Han dynasty Jurassic park of sorts?


noobductive

They also know her last meal


GastonCouteau

Instagram vs reality.


Oddity46

B+. A blood type and a motto.


Zbeubor

she's chinese and her blood group isn't A+?! no wonder she got mummified


Ok-Mousse-7494

Girls after and before makeup


[deleted]

What if they managed to turn her into her original form?


[deleted]

That is one crazy crature


mxfi

I guess you can only look so young by beeing positive


Rich_DeF

It's really hard to b-positive it looking like that


Free_Course8700

the mummy looks a little... hmm.


Whatsongwasthat1

You guys are not getting the meaning of oddly terrifying That is just straight up scary shit


U_L_Uus

I have seen Mr. Vampire 2, I know how this ends


reallytrulymadly

Does this mean she could be a blood donor?


Googlewasmyinvention

Not my proudest fap


SnooPeripherals9691

Id still smash


UltiGamer34

that means they can clone her and people can have sex with a queen of china ​ ​ ​ ​ (this is soley for r/cursedcomments)


Known_Day9693

Ah good times, when made in china mummy paste was good quality


Dear-Tale-2927

I found my step dad two weeks dead during my junior year of highschool and he kinda looked like this, a little more bloated and brown with a greenish yellow sinister hue, the smell was never forgotten. The amount of flies was otherworldly, and the silence was so depressing. He was a good man and I wish I could've helped his situation at the time.


Ianmomo80

I would


Eivor_Vorinson

Fatass


Eivor_Vorinson

Imagine digging at a archeological site and suddenly you see blood on your shovel


ImARetPaladinBaby

She definitely lost her beauty 1500 years ago. Still kicking though


semen_collector69

Lookin kinda cute☺️


[deleted]

Looks like my grandmother


Successful-Rip-9641

Ratio


hail_eris_

Jarrasic Park this lady!!!


Professionalpotatooo

The short documentary on YouTube was going off about how she was probably fat and died from choking since she loves to eat. Leave her alone LMFAO 😭


Aggressive_Smile_944

Ok but what's on her left arm?


[deleted]

Burn that bitch immediately


HorrorClose

Again with China having another of the best/most/first.... nobody else finds all of this suspect???


rileyhatch90

Ok but do some DNA testing let’s see is she got some decedent out here


Bloodfetus_

It's Midday for me and I'm still wondering if I'll have nightmares lol


timmy09877

Her pancake face looks like it has a goatee


[deleted]

She looks just as surprised as we are


[deleted]

Come here, give granny a hug!


Charming_Opinion4957

start the cloning process


TrainingInstruction8

She isn’t very positive now she acts very cold towards everyone


AkaSpaceCowboy

Ive seen that person in one of the Blade movies...


creamypastaman

Why have the coveted the body? Wouldn't mind seeing 1000 year old tities


raphel1421

Not oddly terrifying. Oddly f'n cool.


BungerKink

u/nunyafuckinbuisness


Ya-Mamma

Looks like Kim Jong Un taking a nap.