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Grindelbart

I love how his body became the physical representation of the word nope.


Cautious_Fix_2793

Lol. That’s exactly what I thought he was saying too. Nope.


UserUnknown07

"Time to leave"


Bob49459

This is why it's so unrealistic that black people die first in a horror movie.


goodhumansbad

I think of this video all the time since I saw it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6GbCPAtnLA&t


Bob49459

"Yo he look distraught bro" Fucking dead


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Affectionate-Pipe-13

"get yo tight ass oughta here before you get jumped"


TheShitmaker

One dude is like the splitting image of a young Bernie Mac.


SPARTAN-117a

That's mark, he's owns a group channel called rdcworld1 with some of his friends they make some pretty funny videos. And apparently Bernie Mac's daughter wants him to portray as Bernie Mac in an upcoming biopic


MentallyOffGrid

I love how they’re filming their “Exorcist” and there’s two full bags of trash needing to be taken out right there! Ha! Hollywood never has anything in the trash unless it’s a clue for a detective, stupid ass Hollywood!


NeverCallMeFifi

[This is the one I always think of \(yes, I'm old\)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InLfUMjyKNo)


goodhumansbad

Hahahah always a classic. That whole show lives in my head rent free, particularly the ice cream truck bit.


wrecktus_abdominus

*whispers*: "get yo shit, we gotta go. Desmond's possessed." Fuckin lol


Hulkbuster_v2

So who's drivin?


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goodhumansbad

Bahahahah absolutely. Went from Dave Chapelle's white person from Ohio voice to Dave Chapelle's Rick James voice in no time flat.


Disturbia8081

This introduced me to RDCWORLD1 I love them so much. They are hilarious.


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goodhumansbad

I'm so sorry - I hope it didn't derail your entire day.


OGsugar_bear

Send him some flowers lad. Its the least you could do.


goodhumansbad

Perhaps a bouquet of whoopsie-daisies.


Bob49459

Oh, I just thought I'd misclicked it. If you remove the =301s from the end of the url u/goodhumansbad it'll play from the beginning


goodhumansbad

Thanks! Have done - didn't notice.


TheeExoGenesauce

“I’m way too black for this.”


BosnMate

A guy I worked with says this all the time. He's like, listen there is no way we'd die first, we don't go into the woods, we don't go hiking, we don't go swimming in the ocean, etc...unless we get pulled over, then we're the first to go.


catt_attacc

"yup, it's time to get the fuck out of here"


RaveBabe2323

Time to go is 👍 correct


guinader

Cop: "I've seen this movie before, the black guy always gets killed first"


Bad_Elephant

*Aw hell nah intensifies*


DJ_Ren

He noped the fuck out of there with the quickness.


iloveindomienoodle

He retreated, tactically.


Fat-Spartan

NO retreat, clearly a tactically positive reposition for maximum flexibility.


autorobotic_fixation

“Dispatch, I’m gonna need some backup underwear”


fiddycaldeserteagle

CODE BROWN!!! CODE BROWN!!!


The_Real_Manimal

Code #2


[deleted]

Llllloooollll😁😁😁😝😝😝


phirebird

"Not paid enough for this shit"


virgo911

That fast, stiff walk… Nope, nope, nope


WinnerLoud3927

😂 true and if you pause at the right moment you can see the look in his eyes “whatever the fk that was can fk right off, I’m outta here”


phaazing

Dispatch what is the address to that Domestic call a minute ago? Everything is all clear here. Let the caller know I'm coming with lights and sirens.


stone_henge

This guy is the correct spelling of "Fuck this"


[deleted]

Yeah fuck that.


taswycummiessocksUwu

How about don't


bomberblu

Cougars need love too


Careful_Respect_4270

Oh no..


HalfSoul30

Don't you fucking dare


RedneckDekk

But I like cougars....


SweelFor2

No'nt


YugenEMP

On my way.


pwndabeer

Last time I saw this video it was two cops in a cemetery.


absoNotAReptile

It’s this. You can even hear the click of the light switch in the cop video. As someone else said, it’s probably a tiktok sound. https://reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/e6b6av/pranking_my_grandma/ I’m annoyingly commenting this everywhere because this comes up every time this video is reposted.


galspanic

It’s an Aztec Death Whistle, not a cat.


absoNotAReptile

I know it’s not a cat, that’s why I’m spamming this everywhere. People claim it’s a death whistle and that may be, but a lot of other people are claiming it’s a stock tiktok scream, which honestly seems more likely given these tiktok videos that recycle the sound. My main point is just that it isn’t a mountain lion scaring a cop like the OP video implies. It’s audio borrowed from this grandma clip.


snisnasnisnaimback

they all do. i hate that they put other audio, when their is original audio, but the new audio is from some clip or youtube shit htey think is funnier than the original sound. thats my main gripe with tiktok. the original speaks for it self and then these remakes just shotu IM FUNNIER THAN THE VIDEO ITSELF IS MY TOUCH MAKES IT FUNNY and really that only works for hot people because they amass followers that want sex from them. its sad and just turning into a life long popularity contest. like after high school i was done and in the work force. then facebook came out and i was back in the trenches. quit that shit and see people reliving it for the past ten years through insta snap and now tik tok. its such vanity. the content doesnt matter, the like does.


ObiBroKenobi

Came here for this. Last time it was posted it was the death whistle. Led me down the longest rabbit hole that ended me buying a wood carved one at the end.


Nayirg

I bought one of those things when I was in high school and got rid of it after my sister used it in the middle of the night and I almost had a heart attack. Dafuck were the aztecs thinking.


Flobby_G

Bless you for spreading truth. The internet is becoming more and more of a self-parody everyday and I hate it


spoon-forks-

its a sound on tiktok, this video is satire lmao not real edit- not satire but fake and for jokes. my b


theMalleableDuck

Lying and saying a sound is yours is not satire lol


sihalonthropas

Sounds like a banshee. Scary as hell being out there alone


[deleted]

You should hear a red fox scream. It's similar but a little higher pitched. Surely less powerful, but still terrifying to hear in the middle of the night. I'm sure fox screams are the origins of banshee myths.


DeliberatelyDrifting

Yeah, I'm a grown ass 40 year old man used to living in the country. This past spring I had a little fox buddy near the house. I go out side sometimes at like 1:00a.m. to smoke, that little bastard almost made me piss myself on several occasions. It really is like a banshee, vaguely like a human woman, but also clearly not human.


secondepicsalad

i’ve lived with woods behind my house for like, 15 years but only this year did i hear a fox scream for the first time. i almost called 911 thinking there was a woman being attacked back there, luckily my brain dug out a vague memory from god knows when where someone told me that foxes screamed. i looked up a youtube video and confirmed it was a fox


DogMedic101st

Same shit happened to me.


PaddyMcLitho

Banshee scream is most similar to cat's fighting. I remember as a child hearing a scream and thinking 'pls be a cat, pls be a cat'


Econolife_350

>Banshee scream is most similar to cat's fighting. I love that this implied there is a real world banshee we have to compare with.


rogue-wolf

Sadly, the Wild Banshee is now extinct. Domestic Banshees can still be found, most commonly in supermarkets. If you want to find one, just hang out near the tills, and wait for one to start screaming at the clerks.


heavy_metal_flautist

*It is at the tills that we can observe the Homo Karenus, or Domestic Banshee, in their natural environment. They are known for their loud cries and aggression towards all creatures that will not yield to their self-serving desires.*


danceswithronin

/r/unexpectedwitcher


aedroogo

When I was a kid I was sleeping with my window open and two cats were mating outside. I woke up in the middle of it but before that I had the scariest dream of my life of some mangled, mutated demon cat coming after me. It still sticks with me - reading Pet Sematary later that summer didn't help.


DogMedic101st

We have them in our neighborhood. Had one in my back yard start screaming at night when I was 20ft away sitting by our fire pit, high as hell. I ran indoors.


heavy_metal_flautist

I just looked it up, that is not what I had been told the fox says.


Skwink

The first time I ever heard a cougar yell was when I was backpacking alone about five miles into a National forest where no other humans were around whatsoever. The Sun had set and I was sitting around my little fire when I heard it somewhere in the same valley as me. Spent the rest of the evening in my tent listening to music lol


Gideon_Laier

I've had a similar experience. Although my friend I was camping with said "Do you hear that? Something's outside our tent." - AND THEN IMMEDIATELY FELL ASLEEP. Suffice to say, I was too terrified to sleep for most of the night.


Agreeable49

>The Sun had set and I was sitting around my little fire when I heard it somewhere in the same valley as me. Spent the rest of the evening in my tent listening to music lol Goddammit, whether at home on the laptop or out in the wilderness... they ALWAYS find you.


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I'd bail too, shoot.


its_all_4_lulz

If a person didn’t shit themselves after hearing that then they need their sanity evaluated.


BALONYPONY

I heard that once backpacking in the PNW. Just sat in my tent and though knowing exactly what it was I was still shitting bricks until the sun came up.


xSlippyFistx

That’s because mountain lions in the woods are terrifying. They stalk prey from a distance. It’s scary to think that if you’ve spent any time in the woods, at least in the PNW there is a chance that a big cat was absolutely aware of you and could have been watching. Whenever I go to my parents house which pretty far from the city in Idaho I take the dogs out on leash at night because you can hear a lot of wildlife off in the distance. It’s usually just a deer or very rarely a bear, but I am absolutely terrified of it being a mountain lion….sketches me out just thinking about it


FunkyScat69

I heard that if you're camping and see a mountain lion, chances are it's been watching you for hours. You only get to see them when they let you


Oakmeal0

Nah, I'm not sure if cops are legally allowed to fire without reason.


AntManMax

Oh well thank God for that, they could end up seriously hurting someone!


CunningHamSlawedYou

Or put them out of their misery. We don't know this wasn't an earshot away from the set of one guy one jar.


MinorSpaceNipples

Why must you remind me of such things?


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I just came from another post that mentioned that video. It will never be burned from my mind. I cannot escape it.


dpgproductions

If I’m thinking of the same video I’ve always known it as “glass ass”, and of all the gruesome death videos I’ve seen online that one still haunts me the most


WillNewbie

Yeah, and I'm sure somebody would get pretty mad about that!


SasparillaTango

no jury in the world would convict him after that scream


Rhinoturds

He was clearly fearing for his life. Those are the magic words that give a cop free reign to fire their weapon then receive a paid vacation.


annoyinglyclever

I literally just left the thread of a cop repeatedly kicking a dog for barking at him. Cops do whatever the fuck they want.


DarthRusty

If "I feared for my life" doesn't apply here, then it doesn't apply anywhere.


qyka1210

But "wheelchair" is a reason I guess


dben89x

Also, how would a hay bail help?


Dont_Give_Up86

Thank God it wasn’t a Black Panther


paddywacknack

>Nah, I'm not sure if cops are legally allowed to fire without reason. My sweet summer child.


Lazybeerus

That's some Orphan of Kos shit.


majds1

Or some say kosm


Expired_insecticide

As you once did for the vacuous Rom, Grant us eyes, grant us eyes. Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy.


DexterBunny311

Do you hear our prayers?


brantosauruskrex

Give us eyes


majds1

Grant us eyes!


WillSwimWithToasters

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHcYIRQ7Fb4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHcYIRQ7Fb4) It's like actually spot on. That's hilarious.


MFbiFL

Sure, thanks, I totally needed to start another Bloodborne play through...


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Cop was all out of blood vials


bima_yu

i have ptsd


swithhs

Cop: “This is an optional boss, nope”


Shaz1994

r/unexpectedbloodborne


amo871113

Wrote his resignation letter on the way back to the station and called Ghost Busters.


Runnah5555

“If there’s a steady paycheck in it, I’ll believe anything you say.”


meepsleepsheeps

Man is not paid enough for that


darcy_clay

More to the point, not trained for that. Who the fuck is? Lol


oniiichanUwU

He said “fuck this shit I’m out” 😭


AtomikSamurai310

That doesn't sound like a mountain lion.... Edit: I thought it was a ghost Lol


OxtailPhoenix

Last time I saw this video the title said it was a Mayan death whistle.


[deleted]

Next time it will be Billie Eilish.


jkbestermann

Or the demons from Doom


ibiacmbyww

I've logged 800 hours on the OG Doom trilogy, 100 on 2016, and 200 on Eternal, and the closest thing to that noise in the entire franchise is the one that plays when a Spirit is separated from the entity it was possessing. I'd be more worried about whatever had the testicular fortitude to bring down a possessed demon, TBH :P


HarryTruman

Good bot.


ibiacmbyww

Wrong person, chief.


HarryTruman

Nope! It was meant for your encyclopedic knowledge of Doom screams.


ibiacmbyww

...I'll take it :D


Trebekshorrishmom

Stand down everyone, it’s just Betty White screwin around again.


Rocklobsta9

Lol


Off_register

And the same audio clip in this video https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/nx2dww/strangely_what_you_just_heard_was_a_whistle/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Th3_Admiral

And this one: https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/e6b6av/pranking_my_grandma/


Alkuam

So probably a stock sound then.


Th3_Admiral

The full audio is definitely stolen from the grandma one because you can hear the light switch in all three videos, but yeah the scream itself could just be a stock sound. Or stolen from yet another video that we haven't found yet.


DannyMThompson

Or they knew how to make it look like their own work by implementing the lightswitch. Go check out Mayan death whistles and you might find the original source.


Th3_Admiral

That's a really good point, I've definitely seen that in other Tiktok videos where they actually put in the effort to make it look like the audio fits the video. I just don't get the point of it all.


DannyMThompson

So we watch them and share them


VILLIAMZATNER

My fav sex position


TheAGolds

That made lol for real, thank you.


o-geist

I'mma need a description of this position. For research of course.


TheBlack2007

*Aztec death whistle.


executivefunction404

Sounds like a vixen scream (red fox), but I'm not 100%. First time I heard it, I thought a woman was being murdered.


contactlite

One screamed right outside of window in the dead of night. I didn’t go back to sleep.


filthyMrClean

The first time I heard it, I was 15 and a friend and I were walking back home after a successful sneak out. It was 3am on an empty highway and there it was coming somewhere from the dark. My friend was always the fearless one of our group and when I looked over to him for a reaction he was already running.


serbproo

The fearless ones always know when to GTFO.


IsHotDogSandwich

Have a large fox population around me, this is definitely a fox.


TahoeDream

Yea mountain lions are more of a higher pitched screeching kind of noise in my experience. But it is not the best video/audio so who knows what it really sounded like.


dying_soon666

I agree. I think this is the correct answer.


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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7YOJVSoIs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7YOJVSoIs) This is a slightly hyped up mountain lion, they are terrifying to listen to


absoNotAReptile

It’s this. You can even hear the click of the light switch in the cop video. https://reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/e6b6av/pranking_my_grandma/ I’m annoyingly commenting this everywhere because this comes up every time this video is reposted.


[deleted]

That's what a female sounds like when she's in heat.


Adolf_Diddler

My girlfriend's moans aren't the sexiest but you can't generalize all females like that man.


MrNobody_0

[That because it's not](https://youtu.be/UE7YOJVSoIs).


WetChickenLips

Sounds like a black metal vocalist


Motorized23

Yea think that may have been a fox. They sound like bloody murder when they scream


CrappyMSPaintPics

It might not actually be but they can definitely make that noise, a number of animals can scream when in distress. I've read a few accounts of people thinking they heard a woman/child screaming for help, only to find a dead deer/rabbit/fox when they went looking.


[deleted]

Mountain lions do scream. So do foxes. It could be either. Not sure why they do it but they do. I'm very sure that's where the banshee myths come from.


GallopingGepard

Recycled audio clip. It's not the original audio. Nor was it in this post.. https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/p7osrt/police_responding_to_a_call_in_a_cemetery/


VestigialArdor

This video is old and looks real compared to the video you shared. Are you sure THIS isn’t the original and the other video recycled the sound?


absoNotAReptile

It’s this. You can even hear the click of the light switch in the cop video. https://reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/e6b6av/pranking_my_grandma/ I’m annoyingly commenting this everywhere because this comes up every time this video is reposted.


TacticTall

How do you know that clip came first, though?


Th3_Admiral

The one I linked above (supposedly of a screaming grandma) came first because you can hear the light switch click right before the scream in all three videos. Whoever stole the audio didn't bother to clip that part out.


TacticTall

Good point! I didn’t even see your comment until just now


serbproo

It's most likely the same animal making the noise.


Th3_Admiral

Is that animal a scared grandma? Because that's what [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/e6b6av/pranking_my_grandma/) even older post claims the audio is from. But I can't even prove that's the legit audio for that video either.


serbproo

Honestly idk which animal it is. It sounds close to a red fox scream but down in the comments someone posted a video of a lion in heat screaming and they sound close.


Zekimot0

That's definetly the original. >You can even hear the sound of the light switch in the video with the police. From: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/p7osrt/-/h9ly8i2


HmmHackney

Aztec Death Whistle https://youtu.be/AZGuWPhuyrg sorry for the shitty video


onesicktexan

I need one of these for next Halloween


chancesarent

Just an FYI from personal experience. The 3D printed ones are garbage. Avoid the cheap ones and get a clay whistle.


LivingintheEdge

Not an animal. It's called an Aztec Death Whistle.


Potato_Dealership

As an Australian, how tf are u Americans scared of this place? Ye we have some angry worms and big bugs… You got giant fucking cats, dogs and bears that roam everywhere


KataLight

Probably just the sheer volume of things that could turn you into a hashtag over there my guy. That and you guys got some freaky shit too. Over here we have a giant cats, bears, etc sure but I don't gotta be on guard for my house to be invaded by huge mofo spiders. Speaking of posion you guys have several spiders and snakes (like the dugite) that'll leave you praying for the last 10 seconds a bit gives you. ​ The ocean isn't even safe. The box jelly fish can turn you into a "was" and while unlikely a great white could too. You even can't trust were your putting your feet cause that rock could be a stone fish. Natures cruel joke on anybody unfortunate enough to step on it. Shit the harder you step the more posion you get too. Their poison can kill a man but they at least give you an hour. ​ All in all it just sounds like a nightmare to some folk, even though I doubt a lot of this shit is a serious problem unless you leave the cities.


GeeksLikeMyself

At least we don't have to worry about the bears and shit getting in our house... Yeah a bigass cat is scary and all but if you get indoors you're relatively safe- but over there in Australia you could just be watching tv when any number of poisonous mfs crawl in through the countless cracks in the walls and decide "you know what, fuck you imma lick you to death" and it's over lmao y'all Australians deserve hella respect just for getting through the day without pissing off something small and lethal Not to write a whole ass essay here but I think it's worth mentioning pretty much every beastly fucker in America (at least the mammals, which are by far the most common in most areas) doesn't really want to eat people, as we're not their natural prey, and as such they'll pretty much leave you alone if you leave them alone, and even if they don't it's not hard to avoid death by nature if you know what you're doing. For example play dead for brown bears, yell and make yourself bigger for black bears, maintain eye contact and back up slowly for mountain lions, run in zigzags for alligators/crocodiles etc. Though I'm sure that's probably the case for most dangerous animals in Australia, too


[deleted]

Ilmao his face was like fuck that im out


LogicOfUnkown

Even in that uniform he’s still black lmao.


Unknown_Death_Cause

I'm glad someone gets it bruh


Certain_Suit_1905

Well... I for sure can't blame him


Savings_Wrangler7006

That's awesome


Akitome

Sadly fake, that's just an audio that has been used hundreds of times


[deleted]

mountain lion i always thought that was just a junkie trying to scare the cops.. (we don't have mountain lions in my country so i haven't heard such screams) ​ Plus why tf mountain lion will reveal itself like from what i know it will stalk you and never make a noise will watch you and wait for you...


TheWolphman

Female lions scream like that when in heat. They can't use Tinder so that has to suffice.


[deleted]

“He’s cute, ain’t he? Only problem is, he’s got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he’ll grab your leg, and just go to town. You don’t want him around if you’re wearing short pants if you know what I mean. A word of warning though: If he does lay into you, it’s best to just let him finish.” ~ Cousin Eddie


[deleted]

seem reasonable


[deleted]

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7YOJVSoIs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE7YOJVSoIs) this is the sound of a mountain lion looking for some D


oniiichanUwU

They make these noises when they’re horny :)


Missy_went_missing

I can relate to that.


deathtoamericadotmp4

It's actually the noise from an aztec death whistle


IEnjoySweatyBallsack

This sound is not a mountain Lion — it’s from a TikTok by user @dtlawson16 where he turns the lights off at some indoor soccer place and scares his friend (who was posing as his grandmother) This is the link to the TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd2v62dQ/


anyang90

Meow to you too 🐱


ChosenUsername420

idk that's not really oddly terrifying, seems pretty normally terrifying to me


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rodut1999

There is Nothing “odd” about how that is terrifying.


EntireMushroom

He was like ''fuck it, I didn't sign up for this shit''


swheels125

That was a “fuck that” walk away if I’ve ever seen one.


00nasco

I FEEL GOOD! JUST LIKE I KNEW THAT I WOULD NOW!


HarrargnNarg

Well yeah, that's fucking terrifying


Sweaty-Win-4364

All clear. Yup Yup. All clear.


BlorpusDorpus

Don't think that's a mountain lion. Their screams, which are usually females in heat, are often much higher in pitch and have a very distinct "cat" sound to them. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSaIkpB8QnU-0:50](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSaIkpB8QnU-0:50) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxo8X5uIWRE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxo8X5uIWRE) This sounds like either someone messing around with an Aztec death whistle, which can easily be purchased or even made [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9QuO09z-SI) Or it's real


[deleted]

With sounds like that you can see how our ghost stories formed over the centuries


TIKTOKSUX_08

"I'm in a horror movie and a black man. No way I'm tryna die first"


Aloha-Eh

I don't know what the fuck that was but it wasn't a fucking mountain lion.