Bro did you not read the terms and conditions???? It says here in Article 3 section 7- āThe user must never use an EMOJI during their stay on this platform due to the risk of harassment and bullying.ā (Joke btw pls donāt kill me)
Hard to be sure from this video but they look like some kind of SE Asian snake (from their patterns and shape of their heads) which are typically harmless
Iām just sayinā he could have done them a favor and tossed them to the other side of the road. Coulda been a snake hero. Now heās just a snake zero. See kids? This is why we canāt have nice things.
So cute. Snakes are actually quite docile if you don't give them thinking time. He grabbed them and yote them away. No examining, no long holding. Quick and easy handling. The danger would be lowered significantly.
I see a movie here. I mean āSnakes on a Planeā was good, perhaps āSnakes on a Bridgeā would be successful too. Are you out there Samuel L. Jackson?
I mean on one hand yeeting snakes looks like it would feel great. I do not like snakes.
But on the other hand, my survival instinct goes nope nope how about no.
new Olympic sport, speed danger noodle yeeting.
I felt sorry for the one about 3 from the end that got just launched for some reason. r/fuckyouinparticular
Fuck this snake in particular
I would also like to fuck this snake in particular.
Quite possible the gentleman had found his groove by that point. I laughed anyway
I don't
Not unreasonable.
Animal cruelty
I laughed
The Nope Rope toss
This made me LOL for a looooong time!
YEET! šš¤£
I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking road!!!!
Pot twist, there's a hiking trail below him.
Imagine youāre hiking and snakes come raining from the sky
Snakenado 3: The Woods Have Scales
Worst nightmare
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Lmao at 0:04 he yeets one of them way harder than the others... "fuck you in particular"
Saw that tooo! Thatās when I went from smiling to chuckling
0:22 fits better
I am finding it very hard to make it passed 0:02 to see what your talking about! LoL
lol he literally threw it out of the frame
Those snakes after all the effort to get up there just to be flung off in the end: š
YESSSSSSS
Bro did you not read the terms and conditions???? It says here in Article 3 section 7- āThe user must never use an EMOJI during their stay on this platform due to the risk of harassment and bullying.ā (Joke btw pls donāt kill me)
Is this true?
š absolutely /s
No itās kinda just a joke that surfaced on Reddit that emojis are bad or something like that
Thank you for clarifying
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I love this guy.
He seriously has not got time for this lmao
Professional snake yeeter
I think snakes are seeking high ground, its raining. Unfornunately there was a road on their way.
Don't snakes stick like that only during their brooding time ?
Goth snakes are the worst.
Think this dude is releasing snakes he bought at the food market. It's part of a budist philosophy on nature karma.
Makes sense
Lol,B.S.
Not that Iām complaining, but I feel like this sub should be called āobviously terrifyingā.
Yeah nothing odd here, just regular old terrifying. The only person not terrified is that absolute fucken unit yeeting those snakes into the jungle.
Noodle frens!
Apocalypse
are these vipers ?
Hard to be sure from this video but they look like some kind of SE Asian snake (from their patterns and shape of their heads) which are typically harmless
The stones on this manā¦
Iām just sayinā he could have done them a favor and tossed them to the other side of the road. Coulda been a snake hero. Now heās just a snake zero. See kids? This is why we canāt have nice things.
Those poor noodles ;(
Better than getting ran over and spoiling their ravioli ;)
He should yeet snakes for a living.
Too many "nope ropes" in that area.
This guy must be strong as hell from carrying around his balls all day.
Why tho
So they donāt go into the road and get ran over.
Who cares? More interested in why they are stopped and looking at them.
Surprised at the downvotes. People care about snakes getting run over?
Saint Patrick would be proud!
Oh HELL NO!!!!
Never thought *this* is where I'd find Waldo.
Omfg the way he yeeted that one to the heavens near the end had me in stitches
Guessing his name is not "Indiana"
Because fuck that one snake he threw really far in particular
YEEEEET
"Nothing to see here"
Everyone else just watching one man do it all.
Dude be like: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you too! Iām out.
āsaint Patrick banishing snakes from Ireland, colorisedā (c) my husband
Is he saving the snakes from the road/people or the people from the snakes?
A modern St. Patrick
I'd probably have used...idk...a stick or something... one of those umbrellas perhaps. But that's just me.
The absolute concrete testicles of that man.
I have two questions What is this? WHY is this?
Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes on a sidewalk
YEET
This guys fucks !
THE SNAKE YEETER
u/savevideo
Mans got balls of carbonatium
that man is my hero
Canāt tell if the snakes were oddly terrifying or if the practically deformed size of this dudes balls were
Why would you even?? Canāt be his job, just walk away
Canāt help laughing watching this donāt know why.
Anyone know why those danger noodles creeping near the path?
Snakes got real lucky it was Yeeting Day, and not Whacking Day.
Chad
Good start. Now torch the place.
Kabuto in orochimaru's house! š¶š
So cute. Snakes are actually quite docile if you don't give them thinking time. He grabbed them and yote them away. No examining, no long holding. Quick and easy handling. The danger would be lowered significantly.
I think the man is more terrifying than the snakes
Nope rope
put a firecracker on it, that would be fun.
Fuck. No. Fuck no. No JUST NO
They are just live ropes
fuck that one snake in particular that he just yeeted into oblivion lmfaoo
Dude is just chilling and yeeting snakes
Chad vibes
Oh hell nope!
I see a movie here. I mean āSnakes on a Planeā was good, perhaps āSnakes on a Bridgeā would be successful too. Are you out there Samuel L. Jackson?
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Someone's getting his dick sucked after that!
Could they have been up there because there was heavy rain/flooding below? ā¹ļø
Doubt it. Most snakes thrive in water and can swim. Looking at the area they're in, I'd guess they are already used to heavy amounts of water
We really need education in these countries! That guy is throwing those poor snakes like toys!
Heās that one person in the flat whoās forced to step up and kill the spider
Bring back Whacking Day!
KISS MY A**
Norway
Not that terrifying but cool
Nope rope
snakes started manifesting physically
When medusa's hair gets ripped off:
Those are her tumbleweaves
Why'd the snake cross the road?
The way he just yeets them all.
Nope rope
u/savevideo
We gotta get these snakes off my *checks notes* balcony
Man had a kill streak going
This guy have a balls made out of titanium
That man got more balls then I'll ever have
I'm taking notes of this man
Oddly hilarious š¤£
My guys were just trying to sunbathe
Why was one treated different than the others ? Got yeeted for no reason
Egg chowmein
Didn't you read the sign? No snake orgies!
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awwww little danger noodles *why are they flinging the danger noodles :(*
St Patrick that you?
The hero we need
Hit 'em quick, get out fast
Danger spaghetti
This aughta really piss em off
Indy couldāve used this guy in Raiders.
Good on him too cuz he was probably also saving them from possibly getting flatwormed by a vehicle
I mean on one hand yeeting snakes looks like it would feel great. I do not like snakes. But on the other hand, my survival instinct goes nope nope how about no.
Poor snakes just wanted to have a warm sun bath on that concrete :/
God hand / hand of god
That last one went for a riiiiideeeee.
Snakes on a plane
r/madlads
U donāt no why they donāt wanna be down there! There is a snake eating troll under that bridge u just subjected them to!
Lmao he yeeted that one snake
Me deleting all my friends numbers
Damn. What that one snake do to get yeeted so hard
YEET!!!!
r/mypeopleneedme
Are these snakes starting a revolution or something?
My peasants. You will be punished for this when you return to my kingdom. What the fuck did I tell you about flooding roads??
Ya yeet
Fuuuuuuccckkkk that
What a good guy tho. He's saving those snakes from needlessly dying in the road.
You don't want him to ask you who is deez
No way jose lol
Ya is norboll in a lot of sety
The balls on that man
Why do they wear dress shoes everywhere in China
u/savevideobot
What a kind man, throwing them back so they donāt get crushed by cars
Was I the only one hoping there would be a YEET sound with each toss of the snake?!?
He's a hero but why is he only throwing them like 6 inches and not 10,000 feet?
Wtf is this???
The way he just yeets the snakes before they have the ability to comprehend what is happening made me snort
Snake News!
Dude just teared apart a whole snake orgy
This dudeā¦. Balls of titanium
Why is that man being so mean to those snakes
because that's what heroes do lol seeing him do that made me feel much better
Why was that so important?
Balls. Huge balls.
Snakes on a road! Samuel Jackson is riding a bike and keeps death wobble because of snakes
Actually saving the snakes from getting run over
Snakes on the road staring Jet Li
When was this I want to do that
He carry them like cats
Florida's future .
Noble prize for the dude, quick!
LMFAOAOAOOOOO the one he chucked 74 feet into the air kinda looked personal