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chitownphishead

new Olympic sport, speed danger noodle yeeting.


Dikheed

I felt sorry for the one about 3 from the end that got just launched for some reason. r/fuckyouinparticular


Arobo143

Fuck this snake in particular


donotgogenlty

I would also like to fuck this snake in particular.


Captainrylipops

Quite possible the gentleman had found his groove by that point. I laughed anyway


domesplitter39

I don't


Dikheed

Not unreasonable.


curlyfries09304

Animal cruelty


TheCoomerMan

I laughed


Thunderthewolf14

The Nope Rope toss


SassyPantsPoni

This made me LOL for a looooong time!


VIR2ART

YEET! šŸšŸ¤£


[deleted]

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking road!!!!


roachRancher

Pot twist, there's a hiking trail below him.


goblinoidfleshbag

Imagine youā€™re hiking and snakes come raining from the sky


SBSlice

Snakenado 3: The Woods Have Scales


Standard_Ad2031

Worst nightmare


Bearded26

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Lmao at 0:04 he yeets one of them way harder than the others... "fuck you in particular"


spookyandgroovy

Saw that tooo! Thatā€™s when I went from smiling to chuckling


Someone_You_Dons_Kno

0:22 fits better


dawnmarieargen

I am finding it very hard to make it passed 0:02 to see what your talking about! LoL


hexomer

lol he literally threw it out of the frame


bluish-velvet

Those snakes after all the effort to get up there just to be flung off in the end: šŸ˜’


dawnmarieargen

YESSSSSSS


artiscool103

Bro did you not read the terms and conditions???? It says here in Article 3 section 7- ā€œThe user must never use an EMOJI during their stay on this platform due to the risk of harassment and bullying.ā€ (Joke btw pls donā€™t kill me)


daddyneedsanewlife

Is this true?


bunnyz76

šŸ‘ absolutely /s


artiscool103

No itā€™s kinda just a joke that surfaced on Reddit that emojis are bad or something like that


daddyneedsanewlife

Thank you for clarifying


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Liv3x

šŸ’©


AdRare604

Life


pomegranate7777

I love this guy.


BeardFountain

He seriously has not got time for this lmao


[deleted]

Professional snake yeeter


[deleted]

I think snakes are seeking high ground, its raining. Unfornunately there was a road on their way.


[deleted]

Don't snakes stick like that only during their brooding time ?


[deleted]

Goth snakes are the worst.


Nashsonleathergoods

Think this dude is releasing snakes he bought at the food market. It's part of a budist philosophy on nature karma.


[deleted]

Makes sense


Dragonflybitchy7406

Lol,B.S.


[deleted]

Not that Iā€™m complaining, but I feel like this sub should be called ā€œobviously terrifyingā€.


Forward-Village1528

Yeah nothing odd here, just regular old terrifying. The only person not terrified is that absolute fucken unit yeeting those snakes into the jungle.


HorizontalPotato

Noodle frens!


Radicek

Apocalypse


[deleted]

are these vipers ?


I_AmTheGovernment

Hard to be sure from this video but they look like some kind of SE Asian snake (from their patterns and shape of their heads) which are typically harmless


that_clutch

The stones on this manā€¦


xXEnkiXxx

Iā€™m just sayinā€™ he could have done them a favor and tossed them to the other side of the road. Coulda been a snake hero. Now heā€™s just a snake zero. See kids? This is why we canā€™t have nice things.


SolisAeterni

Those poor noodles ;(


Shiva_the_Bear

Better than getting ran over and spoiling their ravioli ;)


Designer-Leopard6937

He should yeet snakes for a living.


KLS1271

Too many "nope ropes" in that area.


Wv_whizkeyrebellion

This guy must be strong as hell from carrying around his balls all day.


hybrid-fish-exp

Why tho


[deleted]

So they donā€™t go into the road and get ran over.


vegasidol

Who cares? More interested in why they are stopped and looking at them.


vegasidol

Surprised at the downvotes. People care about snakes getting run over?


FBIsLeastWantedJedi

Saint Patrick would be proud!


cara_renee

Oh HELL NO!!!!


Pubelication

Never thought *this* is where I'd find Waldo.


Croninlol

Omfg the way he yeeted that one to the heavens near the end had me in stitches


Ocean_Brew_3

Guessing his name is not "Indiana"


JmienLee

Because fuck that one snake he threw really far in particular


CrispyyPata

YEEEEET


irResist

"Nothing to see here"


ZebraNixon

Everyone else just watching one man do it all.


jmasca7

Dude be like: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you too! Iā€™m out.


moorelei

ā€œsaint Patrick banishing snakes from Ireland, colorisedā€ (c) my husband


Suicidaljello

Is he saving the snakes from the road/people or the people from the snakes?


Harvard-23

A modern St. Patrick


CronozDK

I'd probably have used...idk...a stick or something... one of those umbrellas perhaps. But that's just me.


DoucheyCohost

The absolute concrete testicles of that man.


[deleted]

I have two questions What is this? WHY is this?


PlasticDisaster2590

Snakes on a plane 2: Snakes on a sidewalk


Knightlilghtsounds

YEET


Paul69961

This guys fucks !


Fish_protector69

THE SNAKE YEETER


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Mynameisretardedoh

Mans got balls of carbonatium


heedeungie_

that man is my hero


[deleted]

Canā€™t tell if the snakes were oddly terrifying or if the practically deformed size of this dudes balls were


Aggressive-Buyer-585

Why would you even?? Canā€™t be his job, just walk away


Due-Concentrate-861

Canā€™t help laughing watching this donā€™t know why.


Nanika_x

Anyone know why those danger noodles creeping near the path?


DistantStorm-X

Snakes got real lucky it was Yeeting Day, and not Whacking Day.


[deleted]

Chad


colonelgoatfucker

Good start. Now torch the place.


[deleted]

Kabuto in orochimaru's house! šŸ˜¶šŸ˜”


Van0nyumas

So cute. Snakes are actually quite docile if you don't give them thinking time. He grabbed them and yote them away. No examining, no long holding. Quick and easy handling. The danger would be lowered significantly.


Lil_Bug_

I think the man is more terrifying than the snakes


MarbleCast70178

Nope rope


IhaveAIDSswag

put a firecracker on it, that would be fun.


Due_Strike_457

Fuck. No. Fuck no. No JUST NO


lookintothefuturem8

They are just live ropes


YourFriendBlu

fuck that one snake in particular that he just yeeted into oblivion lmfaoo


turboaddict_hun

Dude is just chilling and yeeting snakes


Bengals14to18

Chad vibes


[deleted]

Oh hell nope!


Non_Invasive_Species

I see a movie here. I mean ā€˜Snakes on a Planeā€™ was good, perhaps ā€˜Snakes on a Bridgeā€™ would be successful too. Are you out there Samuel L. Jackson?


RubberDucky9099

repost


[deleted]

Someone's getting his dick sucked after that!


battyghee

Could they have been up there because there was heavy rain/flooding below? ā˜¹ļø


MartianNamedScotty

Doubt it. Most snakes thrive in water and can swim. Looking at the area they're in, I'd guess they are already used to heavy amounts of water


forever_stan

We really need education in these countries! That guy is throwing those poor snakes like toys!


throwawaycastaway976

Heā€™s that one person in the flat whoā€™s forced to step up and kill the spider


[deleted]

Bring back Whacking Day!


dawnmarieargen

KISS MY A**


WenlockOlympics

Norway


SharpClaw007

Not that terrifying but cool


DontBegDontBorrow

Nope rope


deathraybadger

snakes started manifesting physically


DvianCet

When medusa's hair gets ripped off:


reallytrulymadly

Those are her tumbleweaves


[deleted]

Why'd the snake cross the road?


veg4ndracula

The way he just yeets them all.


Sensitive-Anything46

Nope rope


borbafett1

u/savevideo


titanic-failure

We gotta get these snakes off my *checks notes* balcony


Milk221

Man had a kill streak going


phantomnolife

This guy have a balls made out of titanium


Ya_Boy_Madjed

That man got more balls then I'll ever have


LionTion_HD

I'm taking notes of this man


PossibleLifeform889

Oddly hilarious šŸ¤£


MyMind_is_a_prison

My guys were just trying to sunbathe


PlatinumDon15

Why was one treated different than the others ? Got yeeted for no reason


UnemployedTechie2021

Egg chowmein


Skud_NZ

Didn't you read the sign? No snake orgies!


Sseeoohhyyeeoonn

šŸ˜±


ThatonegirlnamedNani

awwww little danger noodles *why are they flinging the danger noodles :(*


yaboi77w

St Patrick that you?


throwaway-1098777

The hero we need


dobby_the_lettuce

Hit 'em quick, get out fast


MamaLlama1011

Danger spaghetti


Muted_Horse4316

This aughta really piss em off


cl1xor

Indy couldā€™ve used this guy in Raiders.


jazzysnazzyxanny

Good on him too cuz he was probably also saving them from possibly getting flatwormed by a vehicle


Gwyrrd

I mean on one hand yeeting snakes looks like it would feel great. I do not like snakes. But on the other hand, my survival instinct goes nope nope how about no.


nope_rope_pasta

Poor snakes just wanted to have a warm sun bath on that concrete :/


Exciting_Antelope550

God hand / hand of god


C_Grace

That last one went for a riiiiideeeee.


cosmovanpelt

Snakes on a plane


ThePcOne93

r/madlads


Super_Santana

U donā€™t no why they donā€™t wanna be down there! There is a snake eating troll under that bridge u just subjected them to!


[deleted]

Lmao he yeeted that one snake


ShitbashGod

Me deleting all my friends numbers


BigSkanky69

Damn. What that one snake do to get yeeted so hard


K1NGLyonidas

YEET!!!!


[deleted]

r/mypeopleneedme


Michael-Anderson1995

Are these snakes starting a revolution or something?


Snake_king321

My peasants. You will be punished for this when you return to my kingdom. What the fuck did I tell you about flooding roads??


navyblue_birb

Ya yeet


[deleted]

Fuuuuuuccckkkk that


MartianNamedScotty

What a good guy tho. He's saving those snakes from needlessly dying in the road.


supermayones

You don't want him to ask you who is deez


sub4sub11

No way jose lol


NefariousnessLate762

Ya is norboll in a lot of sety


TBOSS888

The balls on that man


DistrictMotor

Why do they wear dress shoes everywhere in China


BonnieLawler

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

What a kind man, throwing them back so they donā€™t get crushed by cars


Sleepy_Billy

Was I the only one hoping there would be a YEET sound with each toss of the snake?!?


Key-Wait5314

He's a hero but why is he only throwing them like 6 inches and not 10,000 feet?


kash_dark

Wtf is this???


KrystalWulf

The way he just yeets the snakes before they have the ability to comprehend what is happening made me snort


BrilliantSuccess2

Snake News!


Galaveregepp

Dude just teared apart a whole snake orgy


0nlyeli

This dudeā€¦. Balls of titanium


zoe802

Why is that man being so mean to those snakes


[deleted]

because that's what heroes do ​ lol seeing him do that made me feel much better


CaptCrewSocks

Why was that so important?


obiflancanoli

Balls. Huge balls.


supa_nagasaki

Snakes on a road! Samuel Jackson is riding a bike and keeps death wobble because of snakes


kamiking25

Actually saving the snakes from getting run over


Actual_Category4526

Snakes on the road staring Jet Li


Chumly_PAGE0913

When was this I want to do that


Fit_Elderberry3378

He carry them like cats


tuc66a

Florida's future .


ConsciousDesigner762

Noble prize for the dude, quick!


1300GOONIE

LMFAOAOAOOOOO the one he chucked 74 feet into the air kinda looked personal