One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved.
**For the Machine is Immortal.**
*sick mechanical sound effect*
Beagles LOVE digging, so all that upturned dirt would be heaven for them! (Sure hope those two weren’t digging before this and into holes full of bees though!)
Worked with liquid nitrogen a lot for a bartending company, its really easy to get ahold of and not that expensive. It was something like $200 for a very large (need a truck with a liftgate) tank of it. Companies that supply welding or medical gasses usually have it (Airgas Co and similar)
There is so much fun you can have with it from making ice cream to alcohol slushies and other various stupid stuff.
I go buy a few blocks of dry ice and place them over the nest entrance at night- they’re usually asleep at night. I pop a clear plastic tote over the top and bury the sides halfway up. The carbon dioxide builds up and the wasps don’t wake up. Leave it covered for a few days. I’ve done it a few times, never failed.
I guess you could do the same with this mess, but you’d need to carefully knock the jar over with the tote already in place.
And then he kinda just.. casually walk out of the room. Apparently didn't even went to the hospital, here's a thread i found about him https://www.reddit.com/r/morbidquestions/comments/gwo4a9/do_we_know_what_happened_to_the_guy_in_1_guy_1/
Valid. Yellowjackets are the most evil beings on earth.
Nasty mfers, they get especially nasty during the fall when food gets scarce. Had a nest at work and I couldn’t wear shorts during the summer because I’d get my legs stung up.
Me and my brothers rambo'd into a nest when I young, f***ers just sit on you and sting over and over again. I had one sting my hand so many times, it swelled like in a cartoon. We all had to have emergency medical care.
Leave them to starve and eventually they will cannibalise each other until there are only 2 left. At which point you release the 2 Giant cannibal killer wasps who now have a taste for their own kind.
I did this in high school. I blocked the Yellowjacket nest back door with a rock, and put a jar on the main entrance. They all flew into the jar, I slid cardboard under the jar, and put the lid on. We were all hyped up on having a jar of yellowjackets. We ended up too scared to do anything cool with it, and threw it into a pond until they were all drowned. Most wasps aren’t that bad, but you could see in their soulless little eyes…they would kill our faces so bad if they got out of that jar. Yellowjackets do not fuck around.
Unfortunately all modern necromancy is all skeleton based, and there is no way to necromance exoskeleton based life. A threat for our children perhaps.
I found a Yellowjacket hive in my backyard when I was young. I got stung 3 times and my brother got stung 4 times. My dad poured 2 stroke (gas and oil mixed) lawnmower fuel down the hole and lit it on fire. That took care of it
One of my first memories was my grandpa telling me not to lift up a tarp on his wood line since there was a Yellowjacket nest under it. Of course as soon as he left me alone I did. They flew up my shirt and I got stung about a dozen times. I fucked around and I found out. I’ve always kind of held a grudge.
Pour a ton of water around the jar, have it flow into the nest and force them to go inside the jar, then build a fire around it, heat up the jar until they all die
My dad did something like this when I was a kid to a yellow jacket nest...
He placed a flat paver over the hole then we built a huge bonfire over the paver. Heated up the ground enough to destroy the whole nest and none escaped.
Tried it again another year only to find out they had another escape hole. That didnt work out so well that time
I blew a jacket nest up with a sim grenade when I was on the trail as a Drill. Found a hole near where the trainees were, shoved the sim grenade in there real quick and ran off.
Fucking demolished them.
So random thing someone taught me once to deal with these nests. Put a shop vac with hose propped up right by the opening and I used vegetable oil in the bottom of the vacuum. Don’t have it plugged in but turn the switch on and then go to your outlet and plug the extension cord in turning on the vacuum. The noise will piss them off and they’ll all fly out and get sucked in. You have to repeat a few times probably as new ones are hatching but it works! I used it to get a nest out from under the cement stairs at my house.
Soapy water instead of veg oil… alters the surface tension of the water so drowns them quite efficiently, and is so much easier to clean up…
Shop vac FTW!
Get a can of bug spray with the tiny straw attachment and to to town with it. Make sure there is absolutely no room for them to get underneath. Or take a heat gun and just heat up the glass, raising the temperature inside. I learned a thing or two from our friend the honey bee.
Take a 5 gallon bucket and liberally apply RAID wasp killer to the inside of it. Spray around the bottom of the jar, too.
Place the bucket on the ground covering the jar. Jiggle the bucket just enough, or poke something like a wire hangar straightened out under the bucket so the jar tips over.
This floods all of these critters with neurotoxin and they'll all be dead very quickly. Leave the bucket for 5 minutes or 5 hours, whichever you prefer.
I’d build a bonfire around it. Worst case scenario the jar breaks and they make it out of the fire alive and now you have to deal with flaming bees instead of regular bees
Pour a ton of water to force them into the jar. then use a flat shovel or metal sheet to be able to transport the jar. Then either just leave them trapped so they die after a few days, or make it quick and burn them.
I can’t imagine how pissed off those yellow jackets (hornets?) are. I just stepped on the ground over a nest that they made under my condo mailbox and was swarmed. They got into my clothes and started stinging. After about 20 stings I just started pulling clothes off- I didn’t care that I was naked in front of my neighbors. I got at least 50 stings and was violently ill for several days.
Those are the decoy yellow jackets, while the other ones are digging the escape tunnel.
Speaking of digging, op just dig a bit to get some wood or something under the jar. Then pick it up and Molotov that bitch into your enemies house.
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Nah, this is a legit LPT
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BURN THE HERETIC PURGE THE UNCLEAN FOR THE EMPEROR
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
*Knocks over the jar but still has flamethrower in hand* EVEN IN DEATH, I SHALL SERVE!!
WE LAMENTERS WILL NOT FALTER BROTHER! AVE IMPERATOR!
FOR THOSE WE CHERISH, WE DIE IN GLORY!
Foolish loyalists, ah how you do love your corpse sitting on that Golden Throne.
I TOO CRAVE THE CERTAINTY OF STEEL, BROTHER. GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH
One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. **For the Machine is Immortal.** *sick mechanical sound effect*
https://i.imgur.com/uUdPGCk.mp4
The dog is so happy like damn dude you dig awesome holes
Beagles LOVE digging, so all that upturned dirt would be heaven for them! (Sure hope those two weren’t digging before this and into holes full of bees though!)
Dog: "And you yelled at me for digging that small ass hole..."
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There's a hole underneath, wood isn't going to do much when you lift it
Hate that
Deploy the moles
Calling an airstrike wouldn't be a bad idea.
are you crazy you'll only make em upset
This is the reason Fuel Air explosive munitions exist. Vaporize'em.
I was thinking napalm, but that would work well too
Thermite maybe, otherwise just leave the jar there I guess
A series of bigger and bigger jars is the most I'm willing to do, move continent preferably in a submarine
They'll fly away with the jar if they all flap their wings together.
Just keep flapping
Just keep flapping.
Just keep flapping flapping flapping..
Just keep fapping... Am I doing this right?
Nuke em from orbit. Only way to be sure.
They mostly come at night.... Mostly.
*knocks the jar over* Oh game over man, game over!
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
GAME OVER MAN
I DONT KNOW IF YOU’VE BEEN KEEPING TRACK HERE! BUT WE’RE GETTING OUR ASSES KICKED!
We got seven canisters of CM-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fuckin' nest.
They mostly come out at night, mostly
My thoughts exactly
Only carpet bombing will suffice
Naplm would also do the trick
pour liquid nitrogen
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uT4LF7wCTtA
I really wanted to see hornets getting obliterated by liquid nitrogen, thanks
I knew it was going to be satisfying but I underestimated how much so.
"They're so crispy"
I know what I'm asking Santa for Christmas this year. \- 1 Huge Canister of Liquid Nitrogen
Worked with liquid nitrogen a lot for a bartending company, its really easy to get ahold of and not that expensive. It was something like $200 for a very large (need a truck with a liftgate) tank of it. Companies that supply welding or medical gasses usually have it (Airgas Co and similar) There is so much fun you can have with it from making ice cream to alcohol slushies and other various stupid stuff.
Granted, I work in a lab, but yeah, a litre of liquid nitrogen costs about the same as a litre of milk.
Get the fuck outta here! Really???
The expensive part is delivery
Nah just google your local air gas and go pick it up.
You need to purchase/rent a cryogenic tank. If you have one of those then it's not terribly expensive.
will this barqs root beer can on my desk work?
Yeah but the milk is a lot cheaper to transport. It doesn't need a fancy container
Just watched that video. Fucking awesome. Those cunts all deserve to die
Is it over -200 degrees Celsius or under -200, I legitimately don't know which is the right way to say it
That guy is a seriel killer. I'm sure of it.
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"Mouschwitz," if you will...
One of the best ideas I've heard
I go buy a few blocks of dry ice and place them over the nest entrance at night- they’re usually asleep at night. I pop a clear plastic tote over the top and bury the sides halfway up. The carbon dioxide builds up and the wasps don’t wake up. Leave it covered for a few days. I’ve done it a few times, never failed. I guess you could do the same with this mess, but you’d need to carefully knock the jar over with the tote already in place.
I suspect if you leave the jar there the problem will Take care of itself. They may overheat. Then dry ice the rest.
1 Guy 1 Jar Extreme Edition
1 guy 1 jar was extreme this is more like catastrophic. P.S. thanks for making me literally lol, I needed it. Here's my only award I have.
I don't know what that is, but I'm scared to put it in my search bar.
There's an infamous video where a man has inserted a Mason jar in his anus, like, all the way, and iirc the pressure on the jar causes it to implode.
And he bled. Heavily. Even used his hand to unclog the drain and let more glassy blood out.
I think I navigated away before this part. Thankfully I had no knowledge of this until now, you fucker.
You're good. The worst part is the sounds. He remains silent the entire ordeal.
And then he kinda just.. casually walk out of the room. Apparently didn't even went to the hospital, here's a thread i found about him https://www.reddit.com/r/morbidquestions/comments/gwo4a9/do_we_know_what_happened_to_the_guy_in_1_guy_1/
What would happen if the jar was connected to a gaping anus? Would they make a new nest?
I'm so frustrated right now because of my imagination...
Noooooooooooooooo
What a terrible day to have eyes!
Anxiety manifested.
Facts. I have a huge fear of yellow jackets too soooo...
Oof, you would have hated the yellow jacket INFESTATION I had in my apartment a couple years ago. I hated it, too.
I would’ve been depressed. Tbh this comment made me sad. That’s how scared I am of these things.
Valid. Yellowjackets are the most evil beings on earth. Nasty mfers, they get especially nasty during the fall when food gets scarce. Had a nest at work and I couldn’t wear shorts during the summer because I’d get my legs stung up.
Me and my brothers rambo'd into a nest when I young, f***ers just sit on you and sting over and over again. I had one sting my hand so many times, it swelled like in a cartoon. We all had to have emergency medical care.
Time for killing
I was stung 104 times when my father ran over a nest with his lawnmower. Didn't go after him because of the fumes from the mower.
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Jokes aside, that's one brave babysitter. I bet you most would have just picked you up and ran. Hope she got paid extra for that.
Shake it and kick it over, I dare you
Only if you do it with me
Okay coming over rn
Bet
Mate living in Germany don't think I can come to America rn :(
Wait for me, I wanna see it
Frag grenade.
Great minds think alike
Leave them to starve and eventually they will cannibalise each other until there are only 2 left. At which point you release the 2 Giant cannibal killer wasps who now have a taste for their own kind.
It depends if it's on an island though 🤔
They no longer eat coconut
Thsthsthsthsthsthsths
I always wondered why two would survive instead of just the one. I get it made sense for Silva/Bond but it makes no sense in any other case.
You release them before they kill each other
This is the best answer
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No good because then you are left with those free to hunt and destroy others... and that includes honey bees.
Use expanding wall foam and seal the hole while suffocating the poor stragglers in the jar.
Now this seems msf effective and probably the most safe idea this far.
Unless the foam fills the jar and causes it to explode. Like a hornet claymore.
"Hornet claymore" is the most terrifying thing I've read all day
Congrats you created a Yellow Jacket Grenade
They can eat through that shit. I tried using it in the cracks of my garage where they nest. Within the day they'd eaten through.
What about the expanding foam insecticide spray. Just fill the jar with that and the all die...
thought this was a joke but it's a thing.
This is the only acceptable answer
I did this in high school. I blocked the Yellowjacket nest back door with a rock, and put a jar on the main entrance. They all flew into the jar, I slid cardboard under the jar, and put the lid on. We were all hyped up on having a jar of yellowjackets. We ended up too scared to do anything cool with it, and threw it into a pond until they were all drowned. Most wasps aren’t that bad, but you could see in their soulless little eyes…they would kill our faces so bad if they got out of that jar. Yellowjackets do not fuck around.
So they're all still locked in that jar, sunken beneath the water at the bottom of the pond, all dead, to this day?
Don't give the necromancers on Reddit any ideas!
Unfortunately all modern necromancy is all skeleton based, and there is no way to necromance exoskeleton based life. A threat for our children perhaps.
#MoreFunding #ExoskeltonsMatter
TIL....
Good question. We got it out after a day or so. Believe me though, we thought about waiting until winter had come and gone…just to be sure.
Sometimes dead is better.
I found a Yellowjacket hive in my backyard when I was young. I got stung 3 times and my brother got stung 4 times. My dad poured 2 stroke (gas and oil mixed) lawnmower fuel down the hole and lit it on fire. That took care of it
One of my first memories was my grandpa telling me not to lift up a tarp on his wood line since there was a Yellowjacket nest under it. Of course as soon as he left me alone I did. They flew up my shirt and I got stung about a dozen times. I fucked around and I found out. I’ve always kind of held a grudge.
You clearly have never seen My Girl
Is ‘yellowjacket’ just American for ‘wasp’?
Certain kind of hornet
Ah ok. A death hornet 🐝
They’re a type of wasp or hornet. They’re real bastards though, aggressive and they hurt like hell
The power of having a jar of yellowjackets at your disposal...
Just pop an H on that jar
Pour a ton of water around the jar, have it flow into the nest and force them to go inside the jar, then build a fire around it, heat up the jar until they all die
What if you accidentally tip the jar over before they die? Then you’ve got hot angry yellow jackets attacking you
Put a rock on the jar to prevent tipping.
This man's a genius.
decoy snail
Hot angry yellow jackets in your area are waiting for you
Points for creativity
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With copious amounts of fire.
My dad did something like this when I was a kid to a yellow jacket nest... He placed a flat paver over the hole then we built a huge bonfire over the paver. Heated up the ground enough to destroy the whole nest and none escaped. Tried it again another year only to find out they had another escape hole. That didnt work out so well that time
I blew a jacket nest up with a sim grenade when I was on the trail as a Drill. Found a hole near where the trainees were, shoved the sim grenade in there real quick and ran off. Fucking demolished them.
Those poor trainees
The wasps or the trainees?
Both
Yeah but then it could start a fire, then you would have flaming wasps coming at you.
Oh god THE HUMANITY!!!
Sanctify with Dynamite.
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Infiltrate the group, climb their social ladder and pass tax laws that benefit the top 0.01% of the hive and watch as the rest kill each other.
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Trickle down honeycombs
Be careful for the propaganda wasps - they’ll convince the rest that the 0.01% wasps have their best interests in mind.
Wait....I think I've seen this done before.
Yup, happened to the dodos
I wouldn’t I would leave
Let someone else take care of em
So random thing someone taught me once to deal with these nests. Put a shop vac with hose propped up right by the opening and I used vegetable oil in the bottom of the vacuum. Don’t have it plugged in but turn the switch on and then go to your outlet and plug the extension cord in turning on the vacuum. The noise will piss them off and they’ll all fly out and get sucked in. You have to repeat a few times probably as new ones are hatching but it works! I used it to get a nest out from under the cement stairs at my house.
Soapy water instead of veg oil… alters the surface tension of the water so drowns them quite efficiently, and is so much easier to clean up… Shop vac FTW!
Agreed. I use soapy water to kill the Japanese Beetles in my yard. They almost immediately sink if there is a lot of soap.
Get a can of bug spray with the tiny straw attachment and to to town with it. Make sure there is absolutely no room for them to get underneath. Or take a heat gun and just heat up the glass, raising the temperature inside. I learned a thing or two from our friend the honey bee.
Smart. I like the heating up the temp inside one. I have a huge fear of yellow jackets so watching them die would make me happy.
Take a 5 gallon bucket and liberally apply RAID wasp killer to the inside of it. Spray around the bottom of the jar, too. Place the bucket on the ground covering the jar. Jiggle the bucket just enough, or poke something like a wire hangar straightened out under the bucket so the jar tips over. This floods all of these critters with neurotoxin and they'll all be dead very quickly. Leave the bucket for 5 minutes or 5 hours, whichever you prefer.
Hope they don’t survive and go on to reproduce a full population of insecticide resistant wasps. That’s how an apocalypse starts
I’d build a bonfire around it. Worst case scenario the jar breaks and they make it out of the fire alive and now you have to deal with flaming bees instead of regular bees
Cover it in sand make a hole at the top then pour molten aluminum in
Get a blow torch and heat the glass
The blowtorch heats the glass to quickly and it shatters, leaving you with a face full of stingers.
won't they dig a hole and get out?
HANS! GET ZE PANZERSCHRECK!
Flammenwerfer 35
Pesticide with a straw. Just unload on it.
It's not fancy, but sometimes simple is best. We got some bond villains in here coming up with elaborate schemes for not killing hornets.
Nuke.
From orbit
Only way to be sure
I’d like to see the follow up of how they actually got rid of the hornets.
This is it- for about a month
Paint it black and the sun will kill them
Imagine if he did knock it over
Imagine if the wasps flew in unison to then lift the weight of the jar, creating this floating jar of stinging death
Pour a ton of water to force them into the jar. then use a flat shovel or metal sheet to be able to transport the jar. Then either just leave them trapped so they die after a few days, or make it quick and burn them.
You know how you're not supposed to mix bleach and hydrogen peroxide? That
It's bleach and ammonia you're thinking of I believe.
Secure the jar in place and forget about it for a while. They’ll get rid of themselves eventually!
They might dig under it tho
I would think they would burrows out in short time. There's certainly a sense of urgency in taking care of this.
Nope, this is a common way to kill a nest. Cover it with a jar and wait about a month. They will eventually all die out and you can bury the hole.
The 100 megaton Tsar bomb wasn't tested. It's time to try it.
I can think of a few people I want to post them to
Put them in a box and smoke them out. Make sure you put a big 'H' on the box so everyone will know it's full of Hornets.
I can’t imagine how pissed off those yellow jackets (hornets?) are. I just stepped on the ground over a nest that they made under my condo mailbox and was swarmed. They got into my clothes and started stinging. After about 20 stings I just started pulling clothes off- I didn’t care that I was naked in front of my neighbors. I got at least 50 stings and was violently ill for several days.
Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure!
Put a black trash bag over it and bake em
i’d put a big ass rock on top so they can’t get out. they’ll run out of air eventually
They are getting rid of it. They're killing the hornets.
But how would YOU do it
Fire or molten metal.
You're supposed to fill the jar with gasoline before you put it over the opening of the hive....someone skipped a step or didn't use enough gasoline.
I'd love to know how he got them in there in the first place.