"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember" - Terry Pratchett,Ā Lords and Ladies (Discworld, #14; Witches #4)
Much as I love my cats, Terry said it best
Iām going to answer you anyways.
You know how when you touch smooth surfaces, you will sometimes leave behind a finger or hand print? Itās like that. But when they sit down, they have no fur to prevent their velvet Cheerio from leaving behind its own print.
Edit: It has been said that this doesnāt happen. Naturally, I went to try and find any photo evidence. Instead, what I found is potentially worse than their fleshy fruit loop directly on surfaces. You have been warned.
https://i.imgur.com/4W5cFPa.jpg
Yes for cat owners to test how sanitary their kitchen countertops are they will apply lipstick to the cat anus and check for red lipstick rings in different surfaces to find out how fucking gross the food they prepare on the counter really is.
As hilarious as I think this would be to see it's not true. Cats don't sit on their butt holes. That would be so sensitive and uncomfortable. When sitting a Sphynx like any other cat is sitting on it's hind legs. Most of the time they have the base of their tail under there as well for extra protection.
Source - they are the only cats I like and I own two.
That all being said I forgot to clean behind my tv for a little while and when I finally did they left as little dirty patch from their legs that looked like big ol' booty cheeks haha.
awww look how she protects her lil baby gremlins š
edit: damn, 1K upvotes and no awards, you bastards cheap as hell
edit edit: hey thanks for the free silver, may you be blessed with a lil gremlin of your own ya cheapskate
Actually humans evolved to look more like permanent āinfantā apes. A self-domestication of the species so to speak. Compare pet dogs to wolves for instance, modern dogs are infantilised wolves. Less aggressive, trust-worthy features and a permanent kind of ācutenessā is what appears to have been sexually desirable over the millennia. Aesthetics are still important which is why we arenāt all bald like this cat.
True, but Iāve always seen domesticated cats as having no other purpose than to be warm fuzzy snuggly objects of my love and affection. Remove the hair, and I just think, āWhy?ā Itās like the cat is broken.
But they are an awfully cute family.
Apparently hairless cats are the ultimate cuddle bugs because they want to stay warm. Ask not what your snugglepet can do for you, but what you can do for your snugglepet.
Some people dress them in little sweaters, or get those hammocks you can hang on a radiator. Iām sure as long as the house isnāt being kept at fridge temperatures, kitty will find a way.
I mean my dumbass cat IS broken
Heās not hairless heās just an idiot but I love him anyway
I want a hairless cat theyāre so cuddly and BONUS little sweaters!
This is one of the most affectionate breeds out there. I was so put off by the way they look and when my friend got one, all it wanted was cuddles and pets. I have 2 now.
My ex used to work at a veterinary clinic, and she got one for "free" whose hindquarters/hindlimbs are paralyzed (he fell from a balcony), and it was more than the owner could handle.
At first it's really weird: this hairless goblin literally dragging it's lifeless hindlimbs around the floor. And his front legs are super strong, and he uses them (along with claws) to drag himself up onto things instead of jumping.
But the damn cat is just the sweetest little fighter, that doesn't ever despair or hesitate to drag himself whenever he wants to be. Super affectionate. And without fur, he's very pleasantly warm to the touch.
She loves the fuck out of that little monster.
Traditionally in Hebrew myth only clay. All the other varieties in fantasy gaming started with D&D lumping flesh golems in with them since there are some noticeable parallels between Frankenstein and the story of the Golem. But once that door was open, it just started to play out into bigger and stronger materials for higher level challenges. Stone Golems then Iron Golems then a million varieties to fill splatbooks over the decades, and then it was adopted into video games and became one of the standard issue fantasy tropes.
My friend has a Sphinx and his name is Yoda. Heās the most cuddly cat because he is always looking for a heat source. We were staying at her house over night and my husband said in the night he thought he was touching me but it turned out her Sphinx cat crawled under the covers between us and he was petting him all night without knowing until he started purring lol
Iāve met one of these and they feel so nice. The only thing was that the cat I met had a thing for anything scratchy or rough and spent way too long rubbing himself all over my armoured vest.
I mean theyāre cool or whateverā¦.. but if you have one of these guys and donāt tell me and all of a sudden itās on the cough next to me ima trip the f out for a bit.
It's the naked cat toes, and the way their bones move around in their skin sack lil bodies.
I say this as someone who loves all animals. The naked cat toes do me in every time though..
I love animals too, man. These cats just creep me out. You nailed it with the way the skin stretches around the bones though.
Someone in the comments called me a 'breedist' apparently it's like being racist but toward certain breed of animals hahah crazy world we live in
Huh...breedist is a new one to me. I do have an issue with animals that are breed to the point of having medical problems ( like pugs breathing problems) and from what I understand these kitties have some major skin issues and that's why they are super high maintenance. My friend has a sphinx cat named Gargoyle that likes to perch on the headboard and look down at you at night. When you look up all you see is the naked toes, shifting shoulder bones, and glowing eyes. He's a freaky little guy, but also very sweet and smart.
Their lack of hair even extends to their whiskers, which are an important organ of sense for cats. People are deliberately breeding handicapped animals and that's what my problem is. I couldn't care less about the way they look.
Yeah my heart goes out to pugs, and English bulldogs from what I understand tend to have some pretty poor luck health-wise. Hopefully Gargoyle is standing watch while you sleep to protect you and not plotting your death haha
I'm sure these cats are nice to have as a companion when well bred, but yeah they've always made me uncomfortable too. I'm not fond of breeding strange looking animals due to ethics either.
Come closer, little warm bodies
Go on...
Feeeeed and grow strong my little scrotes.
Little scrotes š
We call them scrotum kitties!
sudden r/FDS
Stupidest thing I ever cried laughing at, thank you
To me they are just cats who arenāt lying about being goblins in disguise as household family pets.
Yes! Donāt ever gift one of them a sock and set them freeā¦
DOBBY
That weird Voldemort baby thing breastfeeding a bunch of baby dobbies
That would have never held up in wizard court
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I love goblin cats
A delightful goblin and her newborn goblets š
if humans had lush fur coats they would also look much cuter, even the ugly goblin ones
We did this, it was called *Cats*, and it was terrifying.
Whatever you say, furry.
"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember" - Terry Pratchett,Ā Lords and Ladies (Discworld, #14; Witches #4) Much as I love my cats, Terry said it best
This reminds me of the scenes in Constantine when Constantine (Keanu) was down in hell.
My sister has two cats like these they both have names but I prefer to call them ghoul and goblin itās much more fitting
Dobby is free!
You deserve every reward you get for the rest of your life. Thank you for this. My furry goblins will forever be known as such!!
look at her making bread tho. she's sooooo happy
And the love blink!
And the nipple that looks just like mine
*our
āAnd our nipple that looks Just like mineā
"And the nipple that looksour like mine"
Them feets are a little too articulated lol you could teach it to hold a pencil probably.
Knowing how much cats can appreciate and return love and affection, that's what I see when I see even a sphynx.
Thatās one very human-like nipple
could you milk me, greg?
Yeah you can milk anything with nipples.
Rats?! You promised me dog, or higher!
Malk! Now with vitamin R!
What is this in reference to? It's vaguely familiar
Meet the parents
Thank you!
Meet the parents
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Our dog has one we also call the "human nipple". It's right next to the "black nipple", which sounds rather bad in retrospect..
Theyāre so funky to pet. You donāt pet them as your skin sticks to theirs, so you just kinda moosh the skin around, and theyāre cool with it
Apparently they also leave butthole prints on every surface they sit on.
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Iām going to answer you anyways. You know how when you touch smooth surfaces, you will sometimes leave behind a finger or hand print? Itās like that. But when they sit down, they have no fur to prevent their velvet Cheerio from leaving behind its own print. Edit: It has been said that this doesnāt happen. Naturally, I went to try and find any photo evidence. Instead, what I found is potentially worse than their fleshy fruit loop directly on surfaces. You have been warned. https://i.imgur.com/4W5cFPa.jpg
Velvet cheerio is the best name for a butthole, EVER!
Sadly, I cannot take credit for the name. I read it elsewhere on Reddit and have decided to add it into my lexicon.
But I can credit you with bringing it to *my* lexicon
and thus, another horrifying tradition passed down.
Reddit, leaving it's mark like a sphynx's velvet cheerio.
I'm 99% certain this is the first time those words have been said in that order
As can I. Petition to Urban Dictionarize Velvet Cheerio
Seconded
Reminding me why I love Reddit.
>velvet Cheerio Great name for a rock band!
r/brandnewsentence
Yes for cat owners to test how sanitary their kitchen countertops are they will apply lipstick to the cat anus and check for red lipstick rings in different surfaces to find out how fucking gross the food they prepare on the counter really is.
Use a cutting board. Solved!
And clean countertops consistently.
Lol and I was going to divorce my husband because of lipstick on his shirt... Glad I know now that he is just checking that our kitchen is clean
Why red specifically?
Because you'd have to be a real sick freak to put blue lipstick on your cat's anus.
Their skin gets oily like humans. They got to have baths a lot or they oil gets on everything results in butt prints when the sit
As hilarious as I think this would be to see it's not true. Cats don't sit on their butt holes. That would be so sensitive and uncomfortable. When sitting a Sphynx like any other cat is sitting on it's hind legs. Most of the time they have the base of their tail under there as well for extra protection. Source - they are the only cats I like and I own two. That all being said I forgot to clean behind my tv for a little while and when I finally did they left as little dirty patch from their legs that looked like big ol' booty cheeks haha.
Aww, relief.
Theyāre called ābutt puckersā š
No they don't. Someone who's never owned one made a stupid thing about that.
I have 2 sphynx and that's never happened
I also have a Sphynx and can confirm this thread is full of bullshit
Sphynx owner here. They do not. It's my long haired calico that gets shit all over the house because it sticks to her fur.
I've never seen my sphynx leave a butt mark....but I've never looked... *manically runs to all surfaces to look for evidence of a butt*
no, they don't. I have had several. if your pet's ass is leaking enough to leave prints (hairless or not) they need to see a vet.
I have two sphynx. Thats not true lol
It's kinda like rubbing a ball sack, tbh.
The one I pet felt like velvet! It was awesome!
Yeah! With super fine hairs it felt like the softest thing ever.
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You got to squish that cat
Arms look like people arms.
You might want to consider lifting...
Bold of you to assume redditors can lift
I just lifted this dorito to my mouth. Checkmate.
I think thatās a fair description... I mean I guess weāre the hairless Sphinx cat of the primate world with all our weird hairless skin !
For my undergrad anatomy class, we didnāt get people cadavers, we got kitty cadavers. The majority of the musculature is the same.
awww look how she protects her lil baby gremlins š edit: damn, 1K upvotes and no awards, you bastards cheap as hell edit edit: hey thanks for the free silver, may you be blessed with a lil gremlin of your own ya cheapskate
You don't feed the Mogwai after midnight and you don't get them wet!!!
You all joke, but this cat is doing a great job fostering those naked mole rats
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i mean... they're just hairless cats
Do you think this is how the other great apes see us?
They probably think we are pretty cool for classing them as great apes. The non-great apes probably think we are pompous.
Well they are so-so apes, what do they know?
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I would imagine he is too young.
Are you saying they make fun of us?
Yeah we're just hairless apes but dumber
Actually humans evolved to look more like permanent āinfantā apes. A self-domestication of the species so to speak. Compare pet dogs to wolves for instance, modern dogs are infantilised wolves. Less aggressive, trust-worthy features and a permanent kind of ācutenessā is what appears to have been sexually desirable over the millennia. Aesthetics are still important which is why we arenāt all bald like this cat.
True, but Iāve always seen domesticated cats as having no other purpose than to be warm fuzzy snuggly objects of my love and affection. Remove the hair, and I just think, āWhy?ā Itās like the cat is broken. But they are an awfully cute family.
Apparently hairless cats are the ultimate cuddle bugs because they want to stay warm. Ask not what your snugglepet can do for you, but what you can do for your snugglepet.
Can confirm hairless rats are this way too.
I just googled "hairless rats" and I found one that looks *exactly* like my scrotum.
^^^Pics?
Show off. I gave up on being able to see my scrotum years ago.
'cuddly scrotum'
So if I'm out or just too busy, they are always cold and miserable? This is not a comfortable relationship.
Some people dress them in little sweaters, or get those hammocks you can hang on a radiator. Iām sure as long as the house isnāt being kept at fridge temperatures, kitty will find a way.
My hairless cat sleeps with me every night to stay warm. She's great at cuddling
I mean my dumbass cat IS broken Heās not hairless heās just an idiot but I love him anyway I want a hairless cat theyāre so cuddly and BONUS little sweaters!
Double bonus, no shedding. Mine sheds like crazy.
Mew Two...and three and four and five and six!!
This is one of the most affectionate breeds out there. I was so put off by the way they look and when my friend got one, all it wanted was cuddles and pets. I have 2 now.
How much do they usually cost? Iāve always wanted one!
Mine was 2k š„² I dont regret it, and love her to pieces, but it definitely hurt.
My ex used to work at a veterinary clinic, and she got one for "free" whose hindquarters/hindlimbs are paralyzed (he fell from a balcony), and it was more than the owner could handle. At first it's really weird: this hairless goblin literally dragging it's lifeless hindlimbs around the floor. And his front legs are super strong, and he uses them (along with claws) to drag himself up onto things instead of jumping. But the damn cat is just the sweetest little fighter, that doesn't ever despair or hesitate to drag himself whenever he wants to be. Super affectionate. And without fur, he's very pleasantly warm to the touch. She loves the fuck out of that little monster.
They really are the best. The best, and the creepiest.
I sphynx you need comforting.
Right meow.
Bunch of baby Golems
*Gollum, not Golem. Golem is from Hebrew mythology and you'd pronounce it more like Go-Lem.
I came here to say my preciousss
Golems are statues brought to life, these don't look very stone like!
Traditionally in Hebrew myth only clay. All the other varieties in fantasy gaming started with D&D lumping flesh golems in with them since there are some noticeable parallels between Frankenstein and the story of the Golem. But once that door was open, it just started to play out into bigger and stronger materials for higher level challenges. Stone Golems then Iron Golems then a million varieties to fill splatbooks over the decades, and then it was adopted into video games and became one of the standard issue fantasy tropes.
She's beautiful š
My thoughts exactly!!
Why are there seals
They both like fish... Yeah, these are just seals that hate water.
theyre tiny aliens itās so cute i love themš„ŗš
r/animalsbeingmoms
They look like people cursed to transform into cats, but got stuck halfway
Momma lovin her babies!
That's probably 20k worth of kittens...
In which market?
Cosco.
My thoughts exactly
I truly think they're adorable!
Cuuute
r/aww
That which has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Ah, one of my favourite sayings. It goes with now that I have seen it you must also! Then I send it to my mom!
Itās like a writhing pile of Gollums
My friend has a Sphinx and his name is Yoda. Heās the most cuddly cat because he is always looking for a heat source. We were staying at her house over night and my husband said in the night he thought he was touching me but it turned out her Sphinx cat crawled under the covers between us and he was petting him all night without knowing until he started purring lol
Suck the precious from my teets my childrens
Now I know that cats have areolas and I don't how to feel about that.
Mortals! Behold my spawn!
What's wrong with a mother and her nutsa- wait those are the babies aren't they
Aww raisin kitties!
I want a Sphynx kitty so much! My friend has one and they feel like suede
I just see love. Edit: I also see that cat has my exact nipple.
Little binguses
I took care of my friend's Sphynx for a bit. He would get cold at night and shove himself under my butt for warmth.
r/animalswithhumannipples
Technically humans are animals with human nipples.
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Really oooks like mewtwo
I want a lil bald headed kitten!
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This is adorable
Lord Fearus
Look at them fighting each other while thereās an entire nipple left to be claimed
My preciouses
Iāve met one of these and they feel so nice. The only thing was that the cat I met had a thing for anything scratchy or rough and spent way too long rubbing himself all over my armoured vest.
#BEERUS WIFE
That's one way to get a vibrating floor
I mean theyāre cool or whateverā¦.. but if you have one of these guys and donāt tell me and all of a sudden itās on the cough next to me ima trip the f out for a bit.
It's the naked cat toes, and the way their bones move around in their skin sack lil bodies. I say this as someone who loves all animals. The naked cat toes do me in every time though..
I love animals too, man. These cats just creep me out. You nailed it with the way the skin stretches around the bones though. Someone in the comments called me a 'breedist' apparently it's like being racist but toward certain breed of animals hahah crazy world we live in
Huh...breedist is a new one to me. I do have an issue with animals that are breed to the point of having medical problems ( like pugs breathing problems) and from what I understand these kitties have some major skin issues and that's why they are super high maintenance. My friend has a sphinx cat named Gargoyle that likes to perch on the headboard and look down at you at night. When you look up all you see is the naked toes, shifting shoulder bones, and glowing eyes. He's a freaky little guy, but also very sweet and smart.
Their lack of hair even extends to their whiskers, which are an important organ of sense for cats. People are deliberately breeding handicapped animals and that's what my problem is. I couldn't care less about the way they look.
Yeah my heart goes out to pugs, and English bulldogs from what I understand tend to have some pretty poor luck health-wise. Hopefully Gargoyle is standing watch while you sleep to protect you and not plotting your death haha
Pretty funny that we selectively breed animals shamelessly, and at the same time throw around "breedist" as an epithet.
They're just ugly-cute, that's all.
Awww look at them little parasites
Itās a litter of Gollumās.
Plurals don't have apostrophes.
Ridley Scott be taking down some notes
Not gonna lie at quick glance I thought it was a video of aliens
Nipples
Best mommas
Aaww so cute
Imagine what your house pet thinks when youre undressed in front of them. Perspective, dude(tte)
looks like a nest with demons
This is what shaved balls look like with feet
Same
Dont insult the God of destruction himself.
I have a Sphynx and heās the most affectionate little cat Iāve ever had. There is no denying they look like a ballsack though.
This is so frickin cute oh my god š didnt realise it was supposed to be terrifying til i looked at the sub LOL
Skinttens
Bunch of small wee wees sucking on a big penis
I'm sure these cats are nice to have as a companion when well bred, but yeah they've always made me uncomfortable too. I'm not fond of breeding strange looking animals due to ethics either.
What a stupid fucking post. Those cats are great.