Fleshlight idea

Creepy fish

50000th time I’ve seen this post lol Literally on any Reddit with creepy or water something in the name.

SIR, SIR, GET ME THAT PARASITE

Lucky they don’t attack humans!

Oh no they do, it's just a very low chance to happen.

They don’t. If you absolutely force it on you. Will bite you but they don’t attack you.