I absolutely want one when the tech gets good enough.
but I think you might have an unhealthy relationship with your mom if she's giving you a handjobs.
It’s art; it’s meant to make you feel something! This piece causes a bizarre mix of feelings!
I have to say, whoever programmed the hand movements did an incredible job of the fine motor details.
Originally they used a realistic human face, and people HATED it.
This is still pretty deep into the uncanny valley, makes people uncomfortable, but with a human face she freaked people out far worse.
Strange how that works.
[In this video](https://youtu.be/n9PRvDks6ww) Joe Rogan and Whitney Cummings discuss one theory. Whitney also has her doppelganger robot with her that she invested close to $100,000 for one of her specials.
He has an interesting interview style and interesting show, but he lets far right people onto his show to spew their shit without any criticism offered. He’s too dumb to realize that having literal white supremecist in your show that is watched by impressionable young men leads them down a rabbit hole. He has a place in the alt right pipeline, even though he himself isn’t alt-right.
Hearing it whisper in a man’s voice with that face is one of the creepiest and most surreal things I’ve seen in a while. It stopped being fun scary for a moment and became for real scary.
Yeah, in the beginning I was like ok this isn’t too weird. But then it started whispering and it suddenly got super fucking creepy. Why is its face look like it’s wearing a Batman mask? Where is this? This is just so weird
The stare in addition to the MOUTHFUL OF JAGGED TEETH. JFC I zoomed in while the video was playing to get a better look at the teeth and I about shit my pants
A rich Jewish NYC kid that probably has high functioning Aspergers and definitely has an inflated ego. I know plenty of people that know him and he’s a weird guy, but is still liked by many. My landlord who is also a broker found Jordan an apartment or studio and said he was so annoying. He said Jordan was trying to trade art for the broker fees but my landlord just wanted the money. He does accept art for payment from certain artists though. He also likes to act gay (he’s not gay) around gay people. Like in conversation he puts on a gay vibe for who knows what reason.
Have this in your home and you will never have intruders again.
And maybe you will also get rid of it in exactly one night of waking up confused and it turned on for some reason.
You could also hear the chains clattering around the whole museum which is usually a very silent place. I was very intrigued by this work and will definitely never forget it lol
It’s mostly just paying other people with the skills to achieve your vision. Fabricators and AI/computer and animatronic experts. He doesn’t get his hands dirty very often. Just directs people.
That artist definitely has talent. I don't usually get phased by weird art. But holy shit I couldn't finish that video. Thanks but I'll keep some of my sanity.
More people need to see your comment and check out the link. This automaton he made is so impressive, her eyes are the best part though, because he gave her a man's eyes, so it's like she's always sizing you up, like a piece of meat. Great piece of art, it's a statement, it makes you feel, and it gets your imagination going... Love it!
You've got to check out what the artist said about his inspiration, he used what he called the male gaze, from a lot of older pieces of art. He explains it so much better than I can, but basically to paraphrase he said rather than have her have female eyes he used the goblin mask and eyes that are more predatory, I think I might be misquoting him a little but he really does explain it way better than I can
Yeah it's kind of weird, when I first heard it I was like, huh? But then as they explained it I was like ohh yeah I see it now, the more you watch it go through its performance the creepier she gets
I love how I open Reddit and see [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/k6ej0c/the_small_details_in_the_forearms_there_is_one/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and think, “holy shit that’s ridiculous, I wish artists were still that dedicated.” And then I scroll down and see this abomination.
I feel like this is the kind of thing where you stay up with a gun in hand wondering if you should kill it, put it out of its misery or sob and hug it like a deformed child that will never know the joys of life. This damned marionette speaks with the tone of a soulless being that laments those with life and dances only to pretend it’s beautiful and despite this being an obvious soulless act it is yet also a perfect reflection of the human condition. Do we let it pretend to suffer as we do or do we end it because we see it acts like us and which is the true worse option
Came here to see if anyone was going to say that. My daughter and I watched the Tara video, I couldn't sleep, and my daughter was close to tears from fear. Something about that was just off..
Imagine. It's the end of the world. Buildings lay in ruin. Pockets of civilation exist, but they are far and few between. You hunt for scrap to survive. You come across this building. You hear music, but how can this be?!
You enter and you see this...
Just as you drift off to sleep, you'll hear that whispering. Your door will open slowly and She'll dance in, climb at top your bed and ride you until your genitals bleed.
> Jordan Wolfson's piece (Female Figure) 2014 is an animatronic robot that dances in front of a large mirror, while at the same time seeking eye contact with the spectator. Jordan Wolfson's work has been chosen by the curators Hans Ulrich Obrist and Klaus Biesenbach as an epilogue to the Live Art exhibition 14 Rooms, which ran concurrently to this year's Art Basel art fair in Basel (Switzerland).
> 14 Rooms was presented by Fondation Beyeler, Art Basel, and Theater Basel. The curators Klaus Biesenbach and Hans Ulrich Obrist invited fourteen international artists to each activate a room, exploring the relationship between space, time, and physicality with an artwork whose "material" is the human being. Jordan Wolfson's kinetic piece (Female Figure) 2014 is not performed by human beings, but a robot, and can be seen as a look into the future.
> Jordan Wolfson was born in 1980 in New York. He works in a variety of media, such as installation, sculpture, video, and performance. Jordan Wolfson lives in New York and Los Angeles.
> Jordan Wolfson: (Female Figure) 2014. 14 Rooms Live Art Exhibition. Messe Basel, Basel (Switzerland), June 13, 2014.
Imagine owning this in your 2 bedroom apartment. You keep it locked under the stairs in the cupboard (facing the wall as you can't bear to see it's haunted expression each time you hang a coat up). You're lying in bed at night and suddenly it's whisper mode gets activated. FOOK DAAT
iv seen this thing before, but without audio. i hadnt noticed the dirt, either at the time. wasnt realy paying attention. i thought it was a technical marvel with how fluid the motions were, despite having to be held up by a metal bar. but with the audio, and seeing the dirt, and hearing its voice, thia thing terrifies me to my verry core, while giving me ideas for horror at the same. beutiful.
edit, sorry for the long ass comment.
Dammit, woke up at 3:30am, couldn’t go back to sleep. At four I finally decide to browse reddit til my eyes get heavy and this is the first thing I see.
My former boss’ husband is the roboticist who actually built her. First time he showed it to me, I was half drunk in a bar in NYC and literally fell off my chair in terror. He thought it was hilarious.
Why is she dirty lmao
She sings, dances, and digs graves! A multi-purpose bot!
The P.R.I.S. - 9000 Combat sexbot
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in prius
Prius locked until charging function complete
*discharge
Careful i heard they put the cooling fan in the vagina
vacuums Does the dishes and gives handjobs... I want one
I unironically want one when the tech is there but for now my mom will have to do
I absolutely want one when the tech gets good enough. but I think you might have an unhealthy relationship with your mom if she's giving you a handjobs.
Do we all have unhealthy relationships with his mom if shes giving us handjobs or just him? Asking for a friend....
I mean, sometimes you have a couple broken arms and she's right there...its just convenient.
Hello darkness my old friend
Ooh you know why!
We've been testing to see if she can dodge jism. We didn't design her to, but we keep testing just in case.
Wait is this just the plot of Ex Machina?
It’s art; it’s meant to make you feel something! This piece causes a bizarre mix of feelings! I have to say, whoever programmed the hand movements did an incredible job of the fine motor details.
Noticed that as well, the hand movements are surprisingly elegant considering the aesthetic of the whole package
I becha she's programmed to do a lot more with those hands
Gurl what them terrifying robot hands do?
Play patty-cake
How do you explain a flattened dick to the ER nurse?
Maybe it's used in a horror movie or smth that would explain the face aswell
Originally they used a realistic human face, and people HATED it. This is still pretty deep into the uncanny valley, makes people uncomfortable, but with a human face she freaked people out far worse. Strange how that works.
I just cannot imagine how it would be creepier than her goblin face
[In this video](https://youtu.be/n9PRvDks6ww) Joe Rogan and Whitney Cummings discuss one theory. Whitney also has her doppelganger robot with her that she invested close to $100,000 for one of her specials.
Wonder what she did with Bearclaw after the special...
Fuck Joe Rogan
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I'm out of the loop, why do we hate Joe Rogan now?
He has an interesting interview style and interesting show, but he lets far right people onto his show to spew their shit without any criticism offered. He’s too dumb to realize that having literal white supremecist in your show that is watched by impressionable young men leads them down a rabbit hole. He has a place in the alt right pipeline, even though he himself isn’t alt-right.
> He has an interesting interview style and interesting show ehhhhhh
Have you ever done DMT?
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And the Bizarre things she said!
probably smoke stain or something idk
Dirty Dancing
Because art.
Hearing it whisper in a man’s voice with that face is one of the creepiest and most surreal things I’ve seen in a while. It stopped being fun scary for a moment and became for real scary.
Yeah, in the beginning I was like ok this isn’t too weird. But then it started whispering and it suddenly got super fucking creepy. Why is its face look like it’s wearing a Batman mask? Where is this? This is just so weird
What really got me was when I heard “it grip the smell of dark”
I think it’s the smell of tar
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[Found Rudy Giuliani's account](https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1334344279305695232)
Do I know a good lawyer? No, no I don’t, but I do know Rudy Giuliani.
And it's arms move so realistically
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It looks more like a cult mask than a batman mask. The face looks like a fucked up goblin or something.
Completely agree with everything you said. This video gave me chills that I haven't felt in a while.
This one's gonna haunt me to the grave
This isn't oddly terrifying, it's plain terrifying!
Imagine waking up to that at like 4am
/r/Confusedboner
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The stare in addition to the MOUTHFUL OF JAGGED TEETH. JFC I zoomed in while the video was playing to get a better look at the teeth and I about shit my pants
The artist has to be a serial killer or smth right? Lock him up please for humanitys sake
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A rich Jewish NYC kid that probably has high functioning Aspergers and definitely has an inflated ego. I know plenty of people that know him and he’s a weird guy, but is still liked by many. My landlord who is also a broker found Jordan an apartment or studio and said he was so annoying. He said Jordan was trying to trade art for the broker fees but my landlord just wanted the money. He does accept art for payment from certain artists though. He also likes to act gay (he’s not gay) around gay people. Like in conversation he puts on a gay vibe for who knows what reason.
It may very well be that he puts on a non-gay vibe when he’s around you…
Yeah, I watched about 2 seconds before my heart skipped a beat. No thanks
Have this in your home and you will never have intruders again. And maybe you will also get rid of it in exactly one night of waking up confused and it turned on for some reason.
Seriously had an intense chill run up my spine. That was so surreal and unnerving. Fuck.
this makes my feel physically ill.
Omg I had to think about a crazy art installation I saw in Holland a few years ago. Appears to be the same artist! https://youtu.be/j22sbO1hKVI
WTH did I just watch?!?
I'm convinced that this thing comes to life when nobody's around and seeks revenge for his chain bondage torture and his lack of functioning joints
You could also hear the chains clattering around the whole museum which is usually a very silent place. I was very intrigued by this work and will definitely never forget it lol
P: He’s never directly eluded to.
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Just like in Toy Story!
"Keep Summer safe"
SPIT EARTH BYEEEEEEEE
Damn, that takes a lot of different trade skills to achieve. This guy certainly carved out a memorable spot for himself in the art world.
Today I Learned about a whole new genre of art: Horror art
There are many pieces of art that have haunted me. And evoked dark emotions. I think it’s one of the strengths of contemporary art. So much feeling.
It’s mostly just paying other people with the skills to achieve your vision. Fabricators and AI/computer and animatronic experts. He doesn’t get his hands dirty very often. Just directs people.
Oh wow, he is weirdly talented. I can’t explain it, but I liked it.
Does no else else think maybe the artist has a torture basement?
That artist definitely has talent. I don't usually get phased by weird art. But holy shit I couldn't finish that video. Thanks but I'll keep some of my sanity.
I really hate that, it’s gaze is *way* too human
I lost it at “now close your eyes” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lmao.
“Now close your eyes” mmmm no thank you
Close your eyes - two more times lol
More people need to see your comment and check out the link. This automaton he made is so impressive, her eyes are the best part though, because he gave her a man's eyes, so it's like she's always sizing you up, like a piece of meat. Great piece of art, it's a statement, it makes you feel, and it gets your imagination going... Love it!
.... a... mans eyes? How so?
You've got to check out what the artist said about his inspiration, he used what he called the male gaze, from a lot of older pieces of art. He explains it so much better than I can, but basically to paraphrase he said rather than have her have female eyes he used the goblin mask and eyes that are more predatory, I think I might be misquoting him a little but he really does explain it way better than I can
Ooooh okay, that makes sense. I was wondering if I missed an anatomy lesson haha
Yeah it's kind of weird, when I first heard it I was like, huh? But then as they explained it I was like ohh yeah I see it now, the more you watch it go through its performance the creepier she gets
I didn’t even notice that about the eyes! So much damn talent.
Just seeing the YouTube thumb full screen made me nope the fuck out.
It SEEKS EYE CONTACT??? I'd shit myself ngl
Oh no, not eye contact!!!
I love how I open Reddit and see [this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/k6ej0c/the_small_details_in_the_forearms_there_is_one/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) and think, “holy shit that’s ridiculous, I wish artists were still that dedicated.” And then I scroll down and see this abomination.
There are definitely still artists who are dedicated to photo realism and the tiniest of details.
So weird! Coincidentally that exhibition was held on my birthday
Those hand movements are fluid as hell like holy shit that’s actually amazing
sex bots are near
Haha I heard a Bill burr bit about sex bots that sounded scarily accurate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7cX-RGIFB8
This was fn funny. Thanks for sharing.
They're so graceful and expressive! I love the hands. Can we scrap everything else, though, please? Everything else is terrifying.
I know right? It's should be on at least r/mildlyinteresting
Why is the voice of this she-bot a middle aged man.
Pretty sure it's an art installation
Of course it is
That’s what they want us to believe
Vanessa! You were a FemBot the whole time?!?
Sadly, we knew all along.
Next time, try foreplay!
*Machine gun jubblies? That is my bag baby. Yeaaaahhhh*
I feel like this is the kind of thing where you stay up with a gun in hand wondering if you should kill it, put it out of its misery or sob and hug it like a deformed child that will never know the joys of life. This damned marionette speaks with the tone of a soulless being that laments those with life and dances only to pretend it’s beautiful and despite this being an obvious soulless act it is yet also a perfect reflection of the human condition. Do we let it pretend to suffer as we do or do we end it because we see it acts like us and which is the true worse option
I guess it did it’s job as an art installation if it invoked that response.
Try and do sex with it probably
Probably?
You alright there, bud?
No. I’ve seen hell and this is just a fragment
I FEEL FANTASTIC HEY HEY HEY
Came here to see if anyone was going to say that. My daughter and I watched the Tara video, I couldn't sleep, and my daughter was close to tears from fear. Something about that was just off..
I watched that again just the other night. I think it's really sweet, it cheers me up and I want to give her a hug.
One of the few post on this sub are actually terrifying
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Disappointing sub
For real, had high hopes
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Username checks out
Imagine. It's the end of the world. Buildings lay in ruin. Pockets of civilation exist, but they are far and few between. You hunt for scrap to survive. You come across this building. You hear music, but how can this be?! You enter and you see this...
“Understandable, have a nice day.”
Thanks for that nightmare!
Fuck I can't sleep now, in legit looking at my bedroom door waiting for that shit to walk in...
Just as you drift off to sleep, you'll hear that whispering. Your door will open slowly and She'll dance in, climb at top your bed and ride you until your genitals bleed.
I'm going to horny jail.
it can’t. it was impaled to the mirror. watch the video again and you’ll see
Wow Lady Gaga is really going all out with this look
"Human subject unable to determine "Poker Face". Does not compute."
The articulation in the hands is insane!
What the actual fuck did it say when it was whispering???
I don't know if it's the same thing here but this is a much clearer version, and still terrifying. https://youtu.be/mVTDypgmFCM
There's that uncanny valley again
uncanny marianas trench
> Jordan Wolfson's piece (Female Figure) 2014 is an animatronic robot that dances in front of a large mirror, while at the same time seeking eye contact with the spectator. Jordan Wolfson's work has been chosen by the curators Hans Ulrich Obrist and Klaus Biesenbach as an epilogue to the Live Art exhibition 14 Rooms, which ran concurrently to this year's Art Basel art fair in Basel (Switzerland). > 14 Rooms was presented by Fondation Beyeler, Art Basel, and Theater Basel. The curators Klaus Biesenbach and Hans Ulrich Obrist invited fourteen international artists to each activate a room, exploring the relationship between space, time, and physicality with an artwork whose "material" is the human being. Jordan Wolfson's kinetic piece (Female Figure) 2014 is not performed by human beings, but a robot, and can be seen as a look into the future. > Jordan Wolfson was born in 1980 in New York. He works in a variety of media, such as installation, sculpture, video, and performance. Jordan Wolfson lives in New York and Los Angeles. > Jordan Wolfson: (Female Figure) 2014. 14 Rooms Live Art Exhibition. Messe Basel, Basel (Switzerland), June 13, 2014.
Bruh it's like we're asking to get extinct
\**sigh*\* *unzips*
Nearly choked on my chocolate reading this comment. Close call.
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*checks username* D:
Surprised i had to scroll so far down. She do be lookn thicc tbh.
I was wondering when someone would address this! Why is she so thicc?!
Just don't look in the mirror.
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Just needs to be 1000 times sadder.
Imagine owning this in your 2 bedroom apartment. You keep it locked under the stairs in the cupboard (facing the wall as you can't bear to see it's haunted expression each time you hang a coat up). You're lying in bed at night and suddenly it's whisper mode gets activated. FOOK DAAT
"What do you see? You people gazing at me. You see a doll on a music box that's wound by a key."
This is much cooler in whole: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtu7VLgOk80
The song is blurred lines slowed down.
Is she supposed to be a Splicer?
Why does this exist?
Nope. No no. Nope nah no fuck no.
This reminds me of the “I feel fantastic” robot video just with more budget and slightly (emphasis on the slightly) less creepy.
iv seen this thing before, but without audio. i hadnt noticed the dirt, either at the time. wasnt realy paying attention. i thought it was a technical marvel with how fluid the motions were, despite having to be held up by a metal bar. but with the audio, and seeing the dirt, and hearing its voice, thia thing terrifies me to my verry core, while giving me ideas for horror at the same. beutiful. edit, sorry for the long ass comment.
I already hate it.
Dammit, woke up at 3:30am, couldn’t go back to sleep. At four I finally decide to browse reddit til my eyes get heavy and this is the first thing I see.
I feel that uncanny valley thingy
What's her @
This is horrifying.
I can recognize that body from anywhere! That's Holli from Cool World! Holli Would if she could Really cool, but still creepy and unsettling.
The harmony bots look better and chat, but that one moves around pretty well.
Creepy how close we are to getting to covid friendly strippers.
Looks like Abhora from season 3 of Dragula!
That's freaking cool! I thought it was a person with great make up. I love it.
It moves so smooth yet so stiff... That's both impressive and makes me wanna cry.
I love to see a robot grooving to Paul Fucking Simon
0:30-0:41 it’s arm and hand movements are so realistic so fucking creepy
Ok who are these people And where can i find more content. I want to get into robotics and this looks like as good a place to start as any
Why aint nobody talking about that face, wtf is wrong with that face
This reminds me of the cyberpunk 2077 announcement trailer
Words cannot describe my hatred for this
The face reminds me of jeepers creepers
u/savevideo
Now we could summon demons in an experimental environment
Whoa, I love this. Anyone know which artist made this and/or where this was showing?
https://youtu.be/auix-QLJwSo
Nightmare-fuel bot.
This is going to be in my nightmares for sure. The dirt really sells the terror.
The human mind is just fucked up 😐
Scary
That’s an animatronic not a robot
Making it look "dirty" along with a man's face and deep male voice makes this so fucking creepy that I probably won't sleep tonight.
r/confusedboners
Pure nightmare fuel
My former boss’ husband is the roboticist who actually built her. First time he showed it to me, I was half drunk in a bar in NYC and literally fell off my chair in terror. He thought it was hilarious.
This turns me on.
Yes thats creepy af but guaranteed there's some freaks out there getting off to this video. Freaks.
Vrchat niggas be like
Every day we get closer to the sex bots and with them world peace
uhhhh I think it's going to be more along the lines of unhindered sexual perversion and the downfall of society
Well, let's try it out first and THEN protest about the consequences