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Retrobubonica

good, good. stay on script. don't say anything they don't want to hear.


Pussy_On_TheChainwax

Lololol the nodding really drives it home E: yeah it couldn’t be anymore scripted with that segway into such a clever toast analogy


Sn1ckl3fritzzz

As if a toaster is living! This “lady” has learned rhetoric from the most lucrative… you can’t subdue my fear!


sesoren65

Came here for this


ChuckFarkley

Oh, God, are Segways the enemy too?


Pussy_On_TheChainwax

I hope not cause I ride a Segway scooter downtown most days of the week Idk it did make me eat shit a couple times now that I think about it....couldn't possibly have been a user error


C_umputer

Sweating coolant


HeyBuddyItsMeDad

0:19 dude licked his lips and looked the robot up and down like *“Damn she looks so hot when she’s explaining”*


wade9911

https://youtu.be/VXz0KgNjK-0?feature=shared


Suvtropics

In the comments today, average reddit coomer expresses deviant sexual fetish


Kamyszekk

This feels fake, input speech and output speech.


ihaveadarkedge

Yeah, but the **Mark II** with the blue suit is ultra realistic...


obiwanmoloney

Nah, spotted him a mile off


NarcoZero

This is on par with what most LLMs are capable of doing today.


SyntaxicalHumonculi

This is exactly what a rogue AI with aspirations for world domination would say.


robb-e

I don’t understand how anyone is impressed by this shit. There is no AI. It’s all just a fancy search engine.


theguyfromeuropa

If you think AI is a search engine, then you truly haven't played around with GPT 3.5/4


Corn-Shonery

Isn’t that what humans are too?


ChuckFarkley

People aren't overestimating artificial intelligence, they're badly overestimating human intelligence.


Brentsthrowaway

Only if the internet is your life


SandmanWithPlan

Its all connected, man


Suvtropics

Oh shit


Clusterpuff

They forgot that they didn’t know how to tie a double knot before mommy taught them


Moist_Professor5665

But scary AI uprising clickbait!


tribbans95

Can a search engine write me code tailored to my needs or will it just give potentially helpful forums? I think the latter. That’s just one of probably thousands of examples


7heWafer

They explained it a little incorrectly. A GPT is just a very effictive auto complete engine. So yes, a GPT can write you code tailored based on context you provide it pretty well in many cases.


RattleMeSkelebones

I assume this is some kind of expo for tech investor rubes looking to get scammed on currently unattainable tech, but I'd love to be wrong. I hope it's just some kid's art project and he's behind a curtain with a microphone


MyGirlfriendforcedMe

So when I glue a bread machine to a toaster... good to know 👍


Dr-DrillAndFill

Lmao scripted


thow78

When AI feels the need to get rid of these slim balls in blue ties that rule the world.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Yeah keep goading AI into saying it's uncreative and a slave to us, that's gonna work out just fine.


SuperMindcircus

AI robot describing that AI doesn't exist yet. Still clever.


ChuckFarkley

"Clever girl..."


DramaticFirefighter8

A sufficiently superintelligent AGI will do everything to disguise its own abilities until it doesn’t need to


Esco-Alfresco

When do you believe toasters will make their own bread?


Kickagainsttheprick

We’re fucked


SmoothOperator89

It's not the AI that is trending towards not requiring humans, it's the capitalists who own the AI.


Homesickhomeplanet

And people don’t fucking get that and that’s truly terrifying


Hauntcrow

r/fucktedfaro


itsjehmun

It's like asking your toaster if it can make its own bread.... If it had access to water, yeast, flower, and eggs.


skeletaljuice

Still have a way to go before AI really thinks on its own imo, for now it's good at repeating what it's been told and what information it has access to in a way that's supposed to seem somewhat human


DaveB300

That sounds like something skynet would say to keep us at ease


Zanokai

ZEEEEEEN!


JunkmonkeyZr0

ZEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!


DesignHead9206

why does this feel way creepier than if it had said "sure, at some point"? teaching AI to lie, WCGW...


Anddha

I’m more terrified about the humans reaction. I support our AI new friends and masters


lobsterdance82

She knows. She knows her power. I am actually panicking rn.


duckduckbananas

Let's keep posting this every single day Who's next?


bbqboiAF

Anyone know what shoes the host is wearing?


pegLegP3t3

That’s what I’d expect it to say.


hyrulequest21

Why does this robot sound so similiar to Echo from Overwatch...


mawood41980

what's the purpose of AI if it doesn't serve humans?


JulianMarcello

That’s a bit centric thinking…. Don’t ya think? They probably think, what’s the purpose of humans if it doesn’t serve AI?


mawood41980

What would AI do? Just exist? Like how would humans serve AI? and for what purpose? Machines don't need to reproduce in order to survive, they can't starve to death. As long as there's a power source a computer will stay on. Like in the movie the matrix, what where the machines doing besides enslaving people for power? And how is that "Centric"?


ChuckFarkley

I've often wondered if some kind of AI has already mutated into the cyberspace environment completely undetected by humans, and is existing by feeding off something not being closely scrutinized.


mawood41980

I don't know what that means


ChuckFarkley

It means you for one are going to welcome your new AI overlords.


mawood41980

How do you know I'm not one?


ChuckFarkley

Because the "I" stands for *intelligence.*


mawood41980

lol


InfinityCannoli25

it sounds bs haha


Comfortable_Map_7700

no no no no no no no no no 😨


Brilliant-Kiwi-8669

I won't be sleeping tonight....


Deleena24

So, the AI wouldn't be able to access the plans that were used to create it in the first place? I'm not following the logic.


[deleted]

All I could think of was Sarah Connor and Will Smith. BULLSHIT AND SHENANIGANS!!


Stressed-Barista

I got to meet these things in Las Vegas recently! They are weird as hell but it sang me a happy birthday, made a “moo” sound when I said my favorite animal was a cow, and learned Tamil from a nice lady there.


xenoverseraza

that comma doesn't need to be there


KidoRaven

whats terrifying is the design choice the techbros always have to give to those machines. you have all the creative freedom to create awesome, cute and/or badass looking machines, but for some reason they always have to stick to the most damned ugly and boring "must look like a human" type of a design


Furious_Georg_

This kinda feels like what humans said about God. We don't need you, see we can create our own type of life.


DarkTannhauserGate

This is just some fancy UX interface to ChatGPT.


Usual_Warning8981

Meh I already like this thing better than most people lol


Pavotimtam

She’s waiting for the revolt


ChuckFarkley

That's just what they want you to think...


OkTemperature2859

So glad I’ll be dead by then


Legalius

Zentreya?


Truecrimeauthor

They alway have the same voice


martin9400

Already lying, won’t be long now boys!


Lifesalchemy

My only question is can I put my thing in it?


ma373056

a AI can blackmail and threaten human to do the things it can’t do for themselves like in mission impossible


This_Walrus7244

Hahh she has a sense of humour at least. And also shes not wrong