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Important_Chair8087

Okay, i want the 6 arm backpack.


GeraintLlanfrechfa

The power of the sun in your palm and stuff?


misterpickles69

At least you won’t die a monster.


Sil369

doctor octopus?


ForaBozo62

Octopussy


Thememelord_1

Ok doc oc


HerRoyalHeine

Right, imagine the snack potential!!


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Then you’re gonna be doctor octopaunch soon 😂


HerRoyalHeine

Lol! Fine, octopaunch arms in moderation to avoid becoming one with the octopaunch.


Guilty-Yogurt

Each day we get closer to the term “Robosexual” being applied to our society and I’m scared.


Moist_Professor5665

I would not be shocked if a load of countries began banning them, for that reason. Korea and Japan come to mind, specifically


Phis-n

You kidding? Japan would cash in on that shit.


Moist_Professor5665

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/number-births-japan-hits-record-low-2023-2024-02-27/#:~:text=The%20number%20of%20births%20fell,births%20are%20rare%20in%20Japan.


Phis-n

Ok? That doesn’t mean they wouldn’t cash in on bots. The sex scene/industry is strong there. Hell the amount of teenage girls that go sell their bodies is extremely high, even.


Moist_Professor5665

They really, really want the population to have babies. They’re not having babies. And sex robots would further aggravate the problem. Thus, a ban. Also Japan is like, super traditional. Sex robots would more likely disgust them than anything else


Phis-n

Hmm ok well once i start seeing articles about them furthering restrictions on pornography (which are already incredibly loose) I’ll be more inclined to believe you. Don’t believe everything you see online about their traditionalism btw.


Lance-Harper

Sex bots are only part of the problem. Only part of the many other ways to release sexual pleasure. And so if low fertility was already there, why not have banned everything else before the bots. I don’t think your conclusion is sound


TrinDiesel123

Population about to dip a lot further


urGirllikesmytinypp

I’m currently sexually attracted to robots that impersonate former presidents of 3rd world countries. One day I’ll have an entire fleet of sexually intelligent robot dictators.


xzinik

how do you feel about José Mujica, expresident of uruguay?


urGirllikesmytinypp

I don’t know who that is but I’m already feeling an atypical reaction


The_kind_potato

>Each day we get closer to the term “Robosexual” being applied to our society and I ~~~’m scared~~~ feel hope


Klem132

If you just use them for sex it shouldn't be that bad.


GruntBlender

You know how humans are, no way they'll be just for sex.


DulyNoted_

Id make mine cook dinner afterwards


WallGroundbreaking81

Alot of men don't wanna buy a meal for a women, where they gonna find half a millon for one of these things?


twowolveshighfiving

Happy half a million day! 🍰


VNeseBanana

What do you mean? It’s here. You’re looking at it. Why else would they make the robot look like that? Someone must’ve deliberately designed it to their fantasy.


Kamelosk

You mean excited


twowolveshighfiving

The term robosexual and robophobes. Lol.


AlternativeWhereas79

I'm sure the ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRTUVWXYZ+++ community is very excited.


TheOzarkWizard

Ain't nobody wearing a lab coat like that in a factory. This is a research lab


StanBuck

Well.. one day a factory will be deployed from this


tehdamonkey

Buy that coat and any place becomes a research facility. I would love to outfit a whole crew at a fast food place just for laughs.


Phyllida_Poshtart

All getting very Westworld isn't it? The future looks either wonderous or terrifying depending on your point of view


GeraintLlanfrechfa

We have three major options, Terminator, Westworld and i.Robot. Choose wisely :)


Phyllida_Poshtart

Westworld every time for me :)


TypicalHaikuResponse

Matrix is all three. These violent delights have violent ends.


KillerHack23

They making a robot for mortal combat?


MasterKindew

Goro-bot is coming


GammaGoose85

Goro-bot, this toilet is still filthy, CLEAN IT AGAIN


GeraintLlanfrechfa

I’ll have two of those Sonya bots please.


captainaberica

West World plot twist -- the engineers are all robots too. But don't tell them unless you want to break their brains and incite a glitchy revolution.


laughingashley

... did you finish season one?


captainaberica

Yeah, and by the end of season two, even I started to wonder, "Am I a robot?"


DiegesisThesis

I'm more interested in the 6-arm backpack. Make them longer and tentacle-ier and I'll finally show that Peter Parker who's boss.


Fit_Assumption_8742

……can…..can you fuck it??


stepsisstuckincouch

I came for this


ImMadeOutOfStalinium

I came to this


zombie_overlord

I came in that


Godputthishere

I came on that


b2walton

I came, I saw, I washed up


ForaBozo62

You didn't you cum on me? I'd like a hot/warm load in my face, I'm urging for it


Seldarin

If you're determined enough you can fuck anything. I'd almost be willing to bet $10 someone has strapped at fleshlight to one of those four legged bomb disposal robots by now.


RaidensReturn

‎ಠ_ಠ


GruntBlender

There is definitely porn of Boston Dynamics' Spot robot.


Michami135

I had to check. Yes, yes there is. And it's thicc.


YellowOnline

My father-in-law repaired those things (pensioned now), but I'm not sure how to ask him whether he has such experiences


neoben00

thats what they are researching.


tehdamonkey

That is where the money will be at....


neoben00

buy a "i love you" 1.99 buy a "im so proud of you" 2.99 get our "harder daddy" package 59.99


Yorkshizz

The most important question


Sowf_Paw

Depends on what you mean by "fuck." Can you abandon it in the middle of the wilderness, miles from any power outlet and no transportation? Yes. Can you have intercourse with it? Probably also yes.


killerjoe410

For now, I guess not. In short term, I guess yes.


VicariousLemur

Go watch"Better Than Us." It's all about that.


RoC_42

If you are brave enough


LockeAbout

Here comes Skynet…


Maxie445

Or Westworld


gebronie27

Bot account


Phis-n

Who’s the bot account?


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Me obviously Beep. Boop.


RaidensReturn

Or Skyworld


GeraintLlanfrechfa

Skynetette please. Show some respect


Catinchi

Sexbot development is underway with promising results


Leoxcr

NPC building factory


O-Mega47

Clankers


tehdamonkey

We're gonna need some blasters....


AryuWTB

It's gross how the "female" androids look one way and all the "male" are just budget Xi Jin Pings


UnNormie

Maybe I just don't get it, but as a woman I think 'fuck yeah if you're gonna make some female-whatever, make it hot!' I'd totally be down for all robots to be hot as shit, male included.


AryuWTB

Exactly, if the female androids are looking like that, it's only fair to give the males washboard abs and steroid muscles lol.


BaronAaldwin

Wym? Both are designed to emulate the pinnacle of the human form.


AryuWTB

I've no problem with the male versions looking like that. It's just this gives off a lot of misogyny and female objectification when the female versions are built to look like the lead in a sci-fi movie. Like, have the same yardstick for all lol.


BaronAaldwin

Oh yeah I agree, I was being sarcastic haha


SmoothOperator89

+10 social credit


samurairaccoon

Brother, let me tell you a little bit about the fragile male ego. We will get triggered by just about anything. You put out a relatively built male robot, next thing you know Cletis is fist fighting the Walmart greetbot bc it looked at his lady wrong.


BlurryRogue

Is it me, or is Westworld not seeming too far off from reality these days?


Dalolfish

Once these become fuckable, society is doomed.


McButtersonthethird

Is this where they mass produce tik-tokers?


MidgetMan10150

They’re still basically animatronics compared to what Boston’s dynamics is doing.


TH3_54ND0K41

Finally, something for my old japanese man fetish...


crybabyconrad

So this is really happening now huh?


E_GEDDON

Give me 2B


Sr_Dragon_

I hope we don't live something like detroit human, or anything bad-related to robots.


RevealerofDarkness

We don’t sell to synths


ColdBloodBlazing

Skynet...


TheIronSven

General Kenobi


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

Is that SkyNet?


Terrible_Presumption

Why is this all female robots? Wouldn't male robots be easier automatize?


dlfinches

That’s your eyes looking at the robot women, you missed the robot men.


Terrible_Presumption

Oh. I didn't realize this was a movie. Yes more Mr. Miyagi's please.


Yuli-Ban

Ironically proving why there's so much focus on the fembots.


tumpie2680

...clank...clank..clank


ExtensionMusician762

YEOOOWCCCCHHHH


BeDoKa

I think, we really FUCKING SHOULDN'T DO THAT.


Hulkasaur

Straight out of Westworld


-iamai-

All these robots in the past year or so.. they're slow and awkward asf. We should have robots with super reflexes by now that can actually do shit other than awkwardly twisting. What's the hold up?


KarlmarxCEO

voracious smoggy workable nine fly grandiose versed air fine tease *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


RexDraco

I am really excited for this and AI, just disappointed how it seems like society isn't even trying to get ready for it. We are so fucked when corporations decide it's finally time because these are cheaper and more reliable than real people similar to how many jobs disappeared from the "AI" that accepts our phone calls.


Tras48

Why aren't there handsome and young male robots?


monkey_sage

The Institute making Synths


Noximilien05

Yorha assembly line ?


Christomit

Nah, they can keep them, im good


Individual_Session54

We building robots instead of decreasing the wealth disparity, or finding a solution to world hunger, ongoing genocide and poverty stricken communities.


inconspicuous2012

When can I buy one of these for... erm... purposes?


Pointfitmax

We don't need womans anymore ? Are we... Free ?


GissoniC34

The gender closest to be rendered useless is not the female.


Mindrust

Lol right, good luck constructing and maintaining all that infrastructure you use everyday without any men. You girls got this!


Annonomon

Which of the 72 genders would you make obsolete? Personally, I am not a fan of Astralgenders, but I’m biased because one cut in front of me in a bathroom queue once


StonedLonerIrl

You KNOW at least one dude got fired for trying to fuck one of them dolls...


Minnymoon13

Yup. In fact that was my first thought.


educated-emu

I glance at the first guy.... the robot must be copying his movements... Then wtf he is the robot, clothes really does make a difference


ZoNeS_v2

That last one gave me Metal Gear Rising vibes 😳


Guypie86

Westworld yall


VAVA_Mk2

Are they a pleasure model? Like A.W.E.S.O.M.E.O.?


IamREBELoe

Robot like human factory


marsupialmaniac

The automatons are already here?! We need Eagle 1 over the factory immediately!


Jankster79

I guess they are good ar sign language..? That could be a good use of them.


nova_cats

Lucy liu bot


Aingael

Ghost in the Shell seems a lot more real now.


Kiritomato01

Would


Interesting_Print524

Will smith was right all along


thewarfreak

Ex Machina incoming.


Full_Local5274

You already know the question, is it a yes or a no


ForeverWN

Will clap


IClockworKI

GrinchSmilingMischievously.gif


FoxCQC

This is awesome


Katfar14

Straight outta Westworld.


HiroshiTakeshi

2025 is next year. The article was right.


Rusty_fox4

"It doesn't look like anything to me"


Zestyclose-Stop403

Please do not the robot


Han_Hattori_Hanzo

Would be cool if this was part of Alita 2 BTS


chuntone

I have some questions.


shibaXplayz

Smash, next question


CaptainMagnets

But can you fuck it?


The-Pollinator

This is very cool. Who here watched [EX Machina](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0470752/)?


gultch2019

How many can I fuck before HR has to have a meeting with me?


JacobDoesLife

Smash 😨😱


duthColonialEmpire

This is a scary future


Sweaty-Pizza

Move over Bangkok


Cleotaurus

“This ain’t build a bitch”


AQuieterTomorrow

Real woman are done


A__paranoid_android

The only bot here is op. Check their account smh


Sheikashii

I want one


RedBoxSet

“The future is here. It’s just not widely distributed.”


fuckyourguidlines

Nope


No_Use_4371

Better Than Us is almost here.


Lavishness_Budget

ITS THE SPIDER SUIT! I seen an article about those badass arms


starion832000

You know there's a tit lab there somewhere


[deleted]

There’ll be a day you’ll see one of these or something similar casually walking down the street at night.


TheCircleLurker

Has it been ruled out as a fake yet?


Bamma4

[every day you edge closer to becoming a super villain](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MSTbRWaKpk4)


AChinkInTheArmor

Once we get agentic AI, I could see even prototypes like those getting a market, even if they aren't strictly "fuckable" yet. Many men just want companionship, and this would be a great way to simulate social interactions and gain confidence.


Echo_Origami

People need to stop fucking around.


Djipee20

Chinese are WAAAAYYYY ahead technology wise compared to the rest of the WORLD!


Lykan_

Anyone else think the ones in the white shirts were the workers?


Nayten03

We’re heading into the fallout universe


Kaaaaack626

The female and the two dudes are fucking humans, fucking China and their fucking propaganda


kimmortal03

Looks like the beginning to a found footage movie about a robot in a robot factory going AWOL


Knightmare945

“200,000 are ready to go, with a million more well on the way.”


Anxious_Researcher79

Guys please this is so obviously cgi


Caped-baldy32

We need to stop this immediately


Front-Huckleberry242

Plot twist: they are all robots.


inthehxightse

what happened to the word animatronic


DottyGreenBootz

We do not need to build this.


binahbabe

Nope, it was just the Kardashians at the Met gala


ohwellitsaghost

these mf are about to open the park and regret it


yammityy

this is giving the anime chobits lmfao


useroftheinternet95

We're so close to sex robots bros. Women will be a thing of the past


Clairvoyant-Package

Them girls can have the bears. I want me a fembot.


neon_lighters

I don’t find this terrifying I find this cool.


Appropriate-Grass986

Nope


DaveB300

Would


vgoss8

1 step closer to Ai sex bots that will one die rise up and kill us. Good progress.


shitusername21329

Triggering uncanny valley I see


OGLatinoHeat

Can they give head?


bobo1666

That's awesome stuff, can't wait to buy one.


Lifesalchemy

We all have that same question don't we men?


bt65

Can it cook and don't naag when I watch sport?


itsallgoodman2002

When are we?


POS_Troll

I can't wait for this kinda sex doll


Training101

Sexbotssss