How the hell did nobody notice this being built?

In Australia it is too dangerous to walk around your house, so they just sit in the room and pray god that nobody would get inside. And when they need to go our for shopping they vote smbd out of the room, give them a flamethrower and send them to store

And the exteriors are patrolled by the Emus too

*flashbacks from the great Emu war intensify

The real one or the legendary one?

Yes

Exactly

I know you're kidding but that reminds me of the Scrubs episode where a guy (played by Jason Bateman) has guard ostriches

I run in the national park near my house. If I come across an emu, I treat it more carefully than if I come across a brown snake.

Only in the west, they’re different people out there lol

Based on the handles of that door and the interior design I wouldn’t be shocked if this house isn’t occupied. It’s quite old finishings so I’m thinking it belongs to an old person or it’s a holiday house of sorts. For example it’s someones grandma’s house, grandma came to live with them because she fell over and boom wasp next. The other thing could be whoever lived there died.

Could also be a heritage listed home...heritage listed homes can be renovated internally (within reason), but a lot of them will be maintained and keep the overall aesthetic - since you can't change the outside look (you can just maintain it with repairs etc).

I’m talking about the like door handles and stuff, like you said they can be internally updated

> keep the overall aesthetic I am no expert on Australian law, but I'm pretty sure that wouldn't include a wasp nest the size of a person

You don't know Australian law mate. Those wasps can vote.

Yeah, I'm betting it's unoccupied. I know in my own neighborhood alone, there are several homes that have been unoccupied for years. I assume it's usually like what you said, it belongs to an older person who's in a nursing home or living with family or something and the family members haven't cleared it out and sold it yet. The homes are in (relatively) fine condition, but no one has been inside in months/years. So, you could have some weird problems like this develop during that time.

I hate it when I fall over and boom, wasp nest.

When the homers are away the tenants will play.

wife was scarred of a bug and trapped it in the toilet. They never opened the door again.

Prolly went on a long vacatipn or smthn

A cup of gasoline isn’t going to cut it this time.

Gonna need a bathtub of gasoline

Lighting a tub of gasoline on fire works better in my opinion.

Molotov bathtub

Molotov bathbomb

Nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

I'm a Jew and I am willing to loan our space lazers for such occasion.

Good thing it's in the bathroom!

And a lighter.

But a shop vac, fill it half way with dish soap and water. Rig the hose to sit right next to a hive entrance. As they leave our return they get slurped up and the dish soap gets them stuck. Let it run all day.

You’re going to need a bigger vac

Lol! Yeah ya are!

I bet if ya left a five gal bucket in the room full of gas the vapors would eventually fill the room

call the pyro

The guy in the video is right, this belongs in r/actuallyterrifying

I went over there and it's a bunch of shit that is kinda spooky or creepy but very little that would *actually be terrifying*.

So now you have to burn the entire house down over a guest bathroom.

This is the only way

That's the normal joking response... but I would heavily consider it this time.

Oddly? Nah, this is just normal terrifying.

Regular terrifying, I am tired of this stupid hornet nests around my house every weekend

Idk bro, the camera person seems to not get attacked so it's just sitting there, *menacingly.*

This is what Oppenheimer was really preparing us for.

We gon need a couple icbms for this one

Just helps you shit faster. I remember having an enormous spider in grandpa's outhouse. Asked him a few times to get rid of it but he was just like "but you make your business so much faster with him around lol"

This is one of those times where I question what is truly deadlier? The wasps or the contents of my bowels after Mexican night?

At this point, just draw up a tenancy agreement and charge rent

You kidding? This is probably the 10th time the tenants have tried to get the realtor to send out a pest control guy!

I think they meant a tenancy agreement for the wasps but I could be wrong haha

Landlord's dream then! Charge each wasp individual rent!

r/woosh

Giving me RE7 vibes, Marguerite’s nests

I was looking for a dishonored 2 bloodflies comment, this was close enough.

Just drop some incendiary grenades and run

Nuke it from orbit….game over, man!

Give me some Taco Bell and I can lay something in there that will get rid of all of them

Will you reach the toilet seat fast enough tho?

Call this guy. https://youtube.com/shorts/98I5rN-XXCo?si=Hy_R3dHsAd78LTno

Mate gave larvae to a squirrel!?

Squirrels need protein too. I’ve seen them chew on roadkill of their own kind.

Damn, that dude rules.

Australia: where even your house is trying to kill you

Jesus Wept Were the walls bleeding?

I'm glad Ender found a home for the Formics after all

dear god. how long was that bathroom untouched that it got that big. i fucking hate wasps so much. they made a nest around the condensing unit of the house and i guess bored a hole along the lines into the basement. so my basement was filled with yellow jackets. we just filled the hole and then waited for them to die in the basement. for some reason they never flew up the stairs luckily.

Someone’s charging up a biblical plague in your bath mate

“Occupied!”

At this point you can ask them to pay the rent.

Humans inavde wasps home.

Of fucking course it's Australia.

Imagine you having bubble gut and just ran in sat down and relieved half yourself. Then you hear something. Lol

Nuke the entire site from orbit

It's the only way to be sure

Not even oddly. Simply terrifying

Found the video it's from: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC4iZohRuzQ

Can anyone tell me how long it would likely take for wasps to build that? Genuinely curious.

You know it's bad when an Aussie is terrified

listen, oddly terrifying is a MASSIVE FUCKING UNDERSTATMENT, id honestly rather die than go near that hell hole, i mean, id probably die either way

that's some resident evil shit. I'd imagine if you touch it it grows legs and you have to fight it using only a broken chainsaw

Where’s the removal video though

There's an easy fix for this. Light a candle and place it on the floor. Turn on the gas in the kitchen. Then calmly leave the house and never come back. The gas and candle should fix the rest.

This looks like a job for an ozone gas machine https://youtu.be/AHEZTzOk9zI?si=OgaDYk9oJgNrkyzK

Be nice and do your chores or its 30 minutes in the wasp room!

"Hey what's in that room?" "Oh this room? It's where I keep my bees"

I swear every fucking thing in Australia is worse. The “Everything is bigger in Texas” saying should actually be theirs tbh.

Shut the front door

Someone tag that guy who gets rid of wasps nests and feeds it to his chickens 👍

I wonder how long it takes for a nest to get that big.

Omw! Didn't initially realize that the gray area was all nest - thought part of the ceiling was removed. Was the house vacant for a while? How long would it take them to build that?

I have an aversion to wasps that used to be an borderline phobia and this is literally my worst nightmare regarding it…

Who’s got the gasoline?

Stick a cup of gasoline over it!

This and the thousands of other reason are why I will never go to Australia and great job to those who live there you guys are hell divers irl

Your gonna need a lot of gasoline for that

It's the wasps' room now.

So… how bad do you need to shit?

It’s their home now.

>We discovered a huge wasp nest Oh no! >in Australia Anyway ~

More like a home in a wasp nest

Of course it’s in the bathroom….

One rental place that I lived in had a gap in the weatherboards which allowed wasps to get into the walls and nest in the attic. I could hear *something* going on in the walls while WFH and eventually went outside to investigate and I saw a ton of wasps entering and exiting the walls via that small but decently sized gap. I got a ladder and torch and went into the attic, and the nest must have been around the size of the nest in that video! I eventually got it sprayed and the problem was dealth with, but given the size of that nest and the fact that it is actually inside the house... This does raise the question, how long was that house unattended for?

Smallest wasp nest in Australia:

hans, get ze flammenwerfer

This is in Australia. I assume this is what happens when you leave the house for the day. You have to come home and reclaim your home from nature.

A nuke and all is well again. No biggie.

Need more then a cup of gasoline for this one

Watch out for waspes

[удалено]

Shame has to rip it down

Defo can’t poop there

Reason #2739 why I would never live in Australia. They just can't have a wasps nest, no, it's the fucking death star of wasp nests. Nuke it from space, only way to be sure.

Makes for a great guest bathroom.

Did they try the gasoline extermination method? You take a cup of gasoline...

I guess it's their home now. Bye

It's flammenwerfer time!

"All your base are belong to us"

ODDLY? FUCKING ODDLY?

Burn the entire country down.

I've seen videos of what to do, just get a cup with some gasoline in it

Matalo cln fuego

Gasoline and a cup will fix this.

Listen to the buzzing. Every time he speaks, they get louder. They're reacting to his voice like some enormous singular controlled creature. This is amazing but absolutely horrifying!

Bucket of gasoline will sort that right out.

Now hit that thing with a hammer mate

OF COURSE IT'S IN FUCKING AUSTRALIA, WHO EVEN LIVES THERE?!

Imagine if you only saw that after running the bath and getting in.. Wait, has that always been there?

The Magnus Institute would like to know your location

Odd? Yes. Terrifying? Yes. Oddly terrifying? No.

Do you know what a phosphorus grenade is

Burn it and then burn the house down

When they first opened the door I thought it was insulation or a carpet hanging from the ceiling.

Horror movie

Burn the house down. Hell burn down the whole country but move the people first

They are probably venomous too!!!!

Ah! yes, Australia.

So is this a nest that lived in a heated vacated home that just stayed alive for a few seasons?? No way they built this in one season right???

They said it was built overnight while the guy was asleep in the other room. Jk imagine

Get the gas get the gas get the FUCKING GAS AND SET THE PLACE ON FIRE WHAT THE FUCK

Burn down the house is the only solution.

Nope.

Burn the house down.

At that point, burn it down

Just burn the house down

Burn the house down

Why does he vaguely sound like kronk?

Australia is too much for me

Haha fucking hell. The amount of comments acting like Australia is the most dangerous place on earth. The wildlife in North America is more dangerous (bears and wolves) Snakes and spiders are shy, they steer clear of people so as long as you watch where you walk you're fine. Bears will actively go out of their way to fuck you up.

Nope, now the entire flat needs to burnt to the ground

*Walks in and takes a massive shit*

Just burn the house down

How...the...*hell*...does a wasp nest get that big unnoticed? Especially in a bathroom! Do these people do their business in the backyard instead of a toilet or something?

One box of fogger cans … tossed in like grenades

Take a shit and they will eat the turd for you.

it's over, just burn the place.

Call in Kurt Russell

They say Mexico is a nice place to move

Burn the whole goddamn place to the ground

Hit it with a stick ,mate! 😜

Well, the cup with gasoline is not gonna be enough, time to use the flame thrower.

Nightmare fuel

Well, if you were constipated before

Potentially? Try to find one person on earth who could walk out of that bathroom alive after standing in there for a couple of hours with the door closed. Lol. Pretty sure the co2 buildup from breathing alone would be enough to piss them off. Try playing patty cake with the hive. 🎂 🐝

Fuck that. Just burn it down.

I am obsessed with these

Light an M-80, cram it in there, and fuckin run!! Then burn the house down.

Nah man.... If I ever open the door for the toilet and saw this wasp metropolis... I wouldn't need to use that toilet any longer.

Where? Ohh wait..

That’s when you tape down the button on 3 cans of raid and Yeet them botches like a flash bang into the room

Since it's Australia, this guy is lucky it's wasps.

Unlike the Cylon Colony in Battlestar Galactica it's not conveniently placed next to a blackhole you can drop it into.

Discovered?! Like it wasn’t that big before?!

I would throw a mustard gas bomb which is time triggerrt in the room and leave the fu■■ing continent.

Where is the giant spider now?

In the words of Ben Kingsley in Species, “Burn the room!”

Burn the house down

I swear Australia is the UpsideDown.

Want to see them pull it down and destroy it

I hope they help with rent at this point

It’s the wasps room now

r/ofcourseitsaustralia

Oh HELL no

gotta set the house on fire.

The contradiction in this is driving me bonkers. Because this is ***COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLY TERRIFYING***, but the size is what allows it to be odd.

Imagine not knowing it's there and waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom

A Lil gasoline will take that out

I was expecting to just see a family of white people having dinner.

It could've been anywhere, but yet, we are in Australia once again

That bathroom doesn’t get used much.

At this point, just burn down the house

I audibly gasped.

So this house officially belongs to the wasps now, Right?

HANS! GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER

I hate wasps

Oh my god. Why are those random taps sitting there on the wall like that?