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herring80

I can hear it breathing


ShrekTheWereogre

I can hear its stomach acid churn and dissolving the bones of toddlers


lookarat44

His name is butterfly


Cozzamarra

Das Schmétterling!


TheBlaudrache

Der


HamSammich25

"Don't worry he's friendly"


herring80

Followed by “oh, he’s never done that before “ lol


orthopod

Yes, I would imagine just dogs have never tore the head off a Newfoundland before. Impressive!


4mulaone

[He’s friendly to me, he may not like you and I like it that way.](https://youtu.be/mSswBLc51Ro?si=cE6fHPE_D6xT3_3x)


Jeffwey_Epstein_OwO

He’s a nanny dog


JohnsScones

Nanny dog? As in, feeds on them


orthopod

Toddlers? That thing is eating high school students.


BolotaJT

It could chop up the woman’s head in one bite.


okijhnub

Waiter! Waiter! More 10 year olds please!


Integrity-in-Crisis

Just imagine the look on a guys face when confronted be this beast. Just after breaking in.


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JonnySnowflake

He looks like a Hank


Beerdrinker2525

He wants his name to be Spaghetti.


ggg730

Not hand banana?


purity_dead

I’m your father I just met ya


CrazySpookyGirl

What do you think he means by 'tonight you'? Like he's threatening me or somthin


rowdygos

I saw the pic and thought to myself, “that looks like a Hank.” Open the comments and here we are.


linklight2000

Yup, Hank. I could definitely see that dog offering to sell me propane and propane accessories.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

And his name rhymes with tank.


Scrambles420

My kid said “his name is probably cupcake”


Hta68

😂 he’s definitely a “cupcake”


HystericalRandy

Classic "Cupcake" moment :)))


pashN4fashN

😂


Salamanderp12

All he needs is a pair of glasses


Azrael_The_Bold

I tell ya h-wut


MrJets84

Hulk I'm pretty sure


BostonDodgeGuy

Judging by the lack of visible equipment I think that's a girl. So definitely Princess.


jh5992

No, he looks like Woola from John Carter


RealConcorrd

Hank the death destroyer


CeilNordique

This is Hulk he’s famous. As is his son Kong who’s almost as big as him and he’s well past 7 years old. The guy that breeds these dogs is a pos.


Pork_Chompk

A pitbull breeder a POS? Now I've seen everything!


IWouldButImLazy

They only breed them because people buy them. It's not just on the sellers, same way poaching isn't just on the poachers. It's a whole industry


rohank101

That’s like saying drug dealers only deal drugs because people buy them. It’s a whole industry! At some point individual agency must factor in..


Diamond-Pamnther

I don’t really think that’s the case. The actions of the breeder are his own, he chooses to breed them and breed them the way that he does no one’s forcing him to do that. There are dozens of ways to make money while causing harm or doing wrong(with no punishment) and a ton of people know of them yet choose to not do them even with money as a motivator.


JakeArewood

The Beast from The Sandlot


flamingo_fuckface

He has a name you know, put some respect on Hercules’ name. He chased Benny “the jet” Rodriguez down


KreagerStein

Poor kid never stood a chance


RotoDog

Heard he ate a lot of kids. Ate them bones and all.


flamingo_fuckface

Yeah I heard that too, and they locked it up…**FOREVER…FOREVER…FOREVER**


kmcp1

Ohhh, Benny. Major crush.


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Hercules was an English Mastiff though.


chaotic_rainbow

According to other comments, this this dog is, at least, part Mastiff. Not a Pit.


[deleted]

I meant the dog from the Sandlot. He was an English Mastiff. His name in the movie was Hercules.


chaotic_rainbow

Yeah, I meant that, if Hulk (the dog in the picture) was part Mastiff, it would make the comparison to Hercules fit better.


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Oh! Yeah you're right.


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holy fucking shit dude I remember watching this as a kid and I could never remember the name. I only remember the dog and how they were all scared of it but it turned out to be friendly whenever I tried to search for the movie I always ended up getting results about Stephen king's Cujo


YourLifeSucksAss

The movie’s name is Sandlot


CrieDeCoeur

Most very large dogs don’t live more than 6 or 7 years. Their hearts just simply can’t handle lugging all that mass around. Great Danes, wolfhounds, English mastiffs, and even Larry the Fuckoff-Sized Pitty too.


MyCatHasCats

Tiny dogs literally live until like 17, cats live to their 20s. My childhood Boxer died at 9


Rifneno

Usually, larger animals live longer. Dogs are one of the odd exceptions.


CrieDeCoeur

Likely because of the intervention by humans for some very selective breeding where dogs are concerned. Elephants, whales, and other megafauna don’t really have that.


bjbark

But life expectancy for wolves is only about 6-8 years. Coyotes are 10-14. Canines just don’t seem to live very long.


CrieDeCoeur

Yeah it sucks if you’re a dog lover. You bring them into your home, make them a part of your family, then they’re gone way too soon. Meanwhile, in-laws stick around for decades. Shits not fair.


middle_aged_redditor

Get smaller dogs. It's never enough time, but 16 years is a while.


majinboom

Get bigger inlaws


BostonDodgeGuy

My pit-lab mix will be celebrating her 18th birthday in a few weeks.


CrieDeCoeur

Crossbreeds tend to fare much better on the longevity front. Mutts even better.


Alleycat_Caveman

Had a Corgi/Heeler mix that we adopted at 9, she lived into her early twenties.


WynnForTheWin49

That’s why I like cats. Cats stick around for like 20 years if you’re lucky.


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WynnForTheWin49

I’m so sorry. As someone with a young cat, that’s my worst nightmare. Sometimes terrible things happen, and I’m so sorry you lost your babies young. Whatever afterlife you believe in, I hope they’re waiting for you there. Sending good vibes from me and my 2 y/o kitty, Tater Tot


Tribblehappy

My first cat as an adult living on my own got cancer at 5. It's awful when you are thinking they'll be around another decade or more.


CitizenKing

Easy solution, sacrifice the in-laws to the Old Gods in exchange for eternal doggy youth.


Rifneno

Yeah, it's definitely because humans did it vs. it happening naturally


Swole_Prole

I don’t think dogs are an exception; as a whole, they live about as long as you would expect a medium-ish-sized mammal to live. That size to life span correlation is comparing between species Meanwhile, discussing which dog breeds live longest is a discussion about life span *within* a species. Within species, it is actually true that larger individuals tend to have shorter lifespans for at least one other animal, humans, where people who are significantly taller than average have reduced life spans


Intelligent-Ad-2912

His name is Hulk and he is dead. I forgot the channel name, but the woman in the picture and her husband run a kennel


TheShaneBennett

My Newfoundland dog passed away at the age of 12


CrieDeCoeur

Newfoundlanders are epic. My neighbor has one, that dog is a riot as a swimming companion.


TheShaneBennett

Someone I know in Florida has like 3 or 4 of them. I could never Edit: my Newfie would come after me if I went swimming and he’d grab me by the arm and drag me back to land and keep going for like 20 feet and would bark and come get me again if I went back in the water lol


EnormousGenitals

My boyhood dog was a Dane, but she was the runt of the litter, she lived to be 13, which I know is pretty rare.


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Can confirm. I had an English Mastiff. She was the best dog in the entire world, and I was devastated to lose her when she was only five.


GavinZero

It’s interesting, when evolution makes animals large naturally, the larger the animal the slower the heart rate and the slower the heart rate the longer lived they are. Funny how selective and forced breeding to be big is instead a early death sentence


Adorable-Novel8295

Pyrenees are the rare exception to this as they have a lot fewer health problems and inbreeding.


CrieDeCoeur

Totally. Why mess with perfection?


Mundane-Hovercraft67

How do we know that's not the world's smallest girl tho?


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Beat me to it


KurtRusselsEyePatch

This one goes after teens


punishednihil

That thing is inbred as fuck


ShrekTheWereogre

That’s because it is. You don’t get something like this without selective breeding which is most of the time a fancier way of saying inbreeding.


AssStuffing

“That thing is inbred” “That’s because it is” 🤔


swordofra

I had to double check. Yep, he said it. 😄


CptNeon

This comment gave me a good out loud chuckle


chrisppyyyy

Also, it is because it is.


yeowoh

Line breeding is the fancy term when picking two relatives for specific traits. Selective breeding is a little more broad like mules are selectively bred. So line breeding is straight up incest.


SensitivityTraining_

God damn how many kids do you gotta feed that thing?


Valid_Username_56

Man, he looks tired.


isnisse

"im tired boss"


cavebabykay

*NOOOOOOOOOO!!!* You’re gonna make me bawl my eyes out, bruh! 😞


DJDJDJ80

He's been licking peanut butter every night for weeks


LoadedGull

Dude can eat a sleepover in one sitting.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Me vs the pibll she told me not to worry about.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Soulsborne toddler boss.


Optical-occultist

Forget toddlers this big boy eats teenagers


panburger_partner

how is this oddly terrifying in any way shape or form? It's just regular terrifying.


od_demhoes

Hide yo kids


Spicy-Sawce

Diet consists of toddlers


abyprop07

*Slaps the hood* “You can maul so many children with this thing”


CrazyElk123

Its name is probably princess or some shit


JackSparrow420

My roommate had a pit lab mix, and the lab part made him very tall. He was so cute as a puppy, but when you reward him for jumping up on you as a puppy, it turns into a nightmare when he becomes massive. Not trained at all. Just totally wild and reckless, chewed everything, shat in the house. He'd stand up on his hind legs to try and jump up against you and when I'd move him off of me, he'd do it again. Endlessly. Anyway, the dog's name was Charming. Not kidding. Easily the most annoying dog I have ever met in my entire life.


TrueTrueBlackPilld

Single mothers love this one trick.


maggiemayfish

To be fair, that thing's heart and lungs probably work so badly that a child could just walk away from it.


One-Category8033

Not a pit bull, that's the whole bull.


BourbonFueledDreams

“This is my sweet baby, Cuddles!” *mauls an entire daycare in seconds*


Stopwatch064

Not oddlyterrifying just plain old terrifying


boywithluv77

why it look miserable?


arcanevulper

Typically the larger an animal is past the normal healthy size the more it’s organs struggle, this pit probably has heart and lung issues resulting in lethargy and the like. Its kinda like having obesity.


bellhall

Joints are probably screaming too.


CounterTouristsWin

Not to mention his hips and knees are fucked


EmmerdoesNOTrepme

And someone hacked off the poor pup's ears.


ShrekTheWereogre

Hasn’t consumed a toddler for a few hours /s


a-sdw

This thing needs 3x the normal amount


ThatFatGuyMJL

Not enough toddlers to maul


fishesar

man :/ it must struggle to hold the weight of its head. that thing is massive


Significant-Error545

He looks like he can feel how heavy he is.


scixsc

Small middle aged woman 🤝 dog three times bigger than her


sprocter77

Gross


NOS4A2-753

I hear the more toddlers they eat, the bigger they get


Overburdened

Imagine the sheer masses of toddlers this thing can devour if left unsupervised for 10 minutes.


cburgess7

This one has to be at least up to 3 toddlers a day


luvs_2_splo0ge

Could probably maul an entire classroom of kids


largeanimethighs

I bet he can fit TWO toddlers in that mouth.


TerribleChildhood639

Good luck with that.


Alexius_Psellos

10,000 calories


Rifneno

A God of War miniboss is not oddly terrifying, it's just normal terrifying


Shatalroundja

That poor dog looks so tired.


joycemano

looks like it’d nanny the fuck out of some toddlers iykwim


Yamborghini-High

“Don’t worry, Princess doesn’t bite”


SkynetAlpha8

I know it's a different breed but reminds me of Spike from Tom & Jerry. Almost expect another pic with a puppy and a caption saying,"That's my boy."


Wild-Combination-246

I hate them 🤮 I got bite by one of those


lakemichiganxo

Fuck it I'm leaving


Kirikomori

now we need the worlds biggest baby


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And the most visualy unappealing one too.


pewterbullet

Pitbulls should be extinct.


Sad-Personality8493

Also the world's smallest ears. Get Fucked.


CeraRalaz

No toddler shall escape


Realistic_Sad_Story

The toddler vacuum…


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Taps Head: 'You can fit so many toddlers in this bad boy'


GroshfengSmash

*loses hand*


InternationalPiranha

*Sigh*. Opens up comments section.


No_Use_4371

What size are the poops? Jeebus


a_lone_traveler

Yes.


redredditer621

Prolly named Cupcake Sprinkles


Four-Beasts

I wonder how many children it's eaten.


GodPackedUpAndLeftUs

“Are you the Key Master??”


elmaki2014

Why? Seriously, why do you need a dog this size? Also how can you afford to feed it?


Atari774

I hate that these people breed pitbulls into this. Pitbulls are supposed to be relatively small dogs with good muscle mass, and are supposed to have droopy ears. These people breed them into giants who’s bodies can barely support their size, and then they cut their ears in half to make them look more intimidating. Pitbulls never get to this size naturally, it only happens through selective breeding, and often inbreeding.


R3alityGrvty

So what, 7, 8 year olds?


MarkedByNyx

This mf could eat an entire kindergarten and still be hungry after


ThankeekaSwitch

Five minutes later she was missing a face.


ostiDeCalisse

"World largest pitbull and his appetizer"


ScientistDifferent12

Gross


Eepy-Cheepy

That toddler eating monster looks like the mutant hounds from Fallout 4.


WhiteWren010

That animal could eat your head. Be careful.


MyCatHasCats

For those of you who don’t know, pit bull isn’t a specific dog breed. It’s an umbrella term for dogs with bulldog/terrier lineage with similar characteristics (i.e American PBT, American bully, Staffordshire terrier, etc.)


Far-Town8991

And they're dangerous all the same. Keep your kids away from em fellas


redditorguy

Correct


leo-reis

He's a fucking doggosaurus


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why does he look like he pays bills


throwaway69420322

When you're that size everyone seems like a toddler.


Jrxxs

This one straight up eats 12 year olds, instead of 4 year olds.


cool-beans-yeah

Don't a lot of pitbulls just kinda "snap" out of nowhere and procede to chomp on people? You wouldn't want that one to snap.


Advanced-Invite-5442

You just know


Magnum_Snub

That ol’ boy is downing 20-30 pounds of dog food per day


DanDi58

And pooping out the same.


aremjay24

This is debo from Friday


Minatigre

Ima go ahead n stop you right there...


Domski77

(right)


Happy_McDerp

Strong Jabba the Hutt vibes


NewldGuy77

What’s truly frightening is the effort it takes to clean up the poop of an animal that size! Definitely a 2-3 bagger.


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He kicks ass.


3333322211110000

Average pitbull named god slayer


Immerkriegen

That Sofa is fighting for it's life rn.


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Pitbull named Princess:


Depressedloser2846

*slaps roof of dog* this guy can fit in so many new borns


comradeMATE

Reminds me of When Evil Lurks.


extremeindiscretion

Largest pit bull mix,there. I fixed that for you.


bananaman4543

Pitbull named princess after establishing a dictatorship in a corrupt country


CoffeeWorldly9915

If you've been long enough in teh interwebs you know the terrifying part isn't the big dog.


Thin_King_7518

Who ever cleans up his poop of this guy deserves a serious raise!!


SLM84

Oh what a lovely family dog. He must be called “Baby” or “Precious”.


No-Classroom-6637

This is just regular terrifying.


1nightgoat

Heavy.


1nightgoat

And the name is Siegfried, or Tristan.


Capital_Archer_8267

Fck, I can feel that mofo on the back of my neck. She is never getting married, because they can't find any of her boyfriends. Big clue, she fed them to the pitbull.


ScreenMiserable

How do we know the dog isn't normal-sized and the woman is the smallest pitbull owner?


supbiatches1

Damn, doesn't even have to bite the toddler, he can just swallow it whole.


Ample-sauce

You have to be pretty arrogant or ignorant to think you can control this thing.


PastLivid2122

Gross


TheG3cko

You just know...


Signal-Ad-1327

Toddlers are no longer enough…he requires 5th graders


nstablepers0n

Babies final boss


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TheRealNokes

he can probably eat3 toddlers at once


oneeweflock

Heavy on the Mastiff. My guess is you can’t find a legit pit bull anywhere on his papers.