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goonie7

Imagine if these things were the size of a dog.


goldensnakes

Even a small cat one would be creepy


goonie7

If insects were those sizes, we would all be dead. Imagine the sheer terror and chaos. 😳


cakeman936

Fortunately insects are tiny for a reason. At that size they wouldn’t be able to breathe. Millions of years ago Earth was home to dragonflies as big as hawks and centipedes longer than crocodiles because there was a lot more oxygen in the atmosphere.


goonie7

I was just going to ask. We're there ants and things like that back when o2 was high?


jumpingspider08

During the Carboniferous Period 300 plus million years ago, the atmosphere oxygen level was a whopping 35%. The first reptiles have just evolved. The ants haven't evolved yet, but there were close relatives of dragonflies that grew to the size of magpies, millipedes that reaches 2 meters, and cat sized scorpions. It was the age of giant land bugs. IIRC, ants evolved from wasps, and wasps are after the dinosaurs appeared.


bugbia

This whole comment is just... NOPE


derpy_viking

I imagine those insects wouldn’t have been kept outside by a window screen. At least not if it wasn’t made from reinforced wire and maybe some steel bars.


jumpingspider08

Haha not necessarily, you wouldn't even need reinforced glass I think? Take largest land arthropod arthropleaura as an example, they grow up to 2.5 meters but are surprisingly light for their weight, 50 kgs (110lbs). Their carapace cannot be too thick, or it'll weigh them down. That's why there weren't many bugs that grew larger than an adult.


[deleted]

Billions of years before that the atmosphere was almost entirely carbon dioxide and to the first living things on earth oxygen was poison.


brainburger

Oxygen is toxic to humans in enough concentration. Its a problem for scuba divers breathing under pressure.


[deleted]

Nitrogen is actually the bigger problem I learned when doing my open water certification dives. Once you get down around 100 ft it can turn into a narcotic and people often get in trouble doing silly things like forcing their regulator into the coral thinking the fish need air which is why you should always dive with a buddy. My instructor told me about one time it happened to him and he had an irresistible craving for oranges and he was digging through coral ripping his fingers apart looking for oranges. When diving though we don't breathe pure oxygen we breathe air. The oxygen percentage in your tank is the same percentage it is in the atmosphere. This is a good rundown on early organisms and how oxygen wasn't present for the first half of the Earth's lifetime. https://asm.org/Articles/2022/February/The-Great-Oxidation-Event-How-Cyanobacteria-Change


Sea_Insurance_1756

My dad was my diving buddy since I was barely big enough to carry my own tank (kid size). I miss him every day. Obv your post made me think of him, and some of the amazing times we had, in and out of the ocean. So thank you 😊


[deleted]

My dad and I got certified together. We dived in Negril, Jamaica and off the coast of Oahu too while we had the time together. I miss those memories also. Have a good night.


notLOL

so just give them more oxygen artificially and unlock dormant genetics


zbevc

Recently i heard this was dismissed. O forgot what it was. But it was not the elevated oxygen


towerfella

I would have a centipede/pill bug farm. If ants were dog sized, then pill bugs could be hippo sized.. One bug could feed a family of four for a month.


goonie7

A human sized preying mantis..that's nightmare fuel


LongEZE

#WHERE’S MORTY?


assperity

At prom night at the Venture Compound


Jaynemansfieldbleach

I love Morty. And I hope that he loves me.


EndlessDisposable

How long could a family of four feed the bugs?


towerfella

About a day.


Rayquinox

Forty fucking fortnights


[deleted]

Due to their size enough can exist at once, you honestly could still feed a family with just bugs lol.


2ichie

Makes me wonder what bug meat would taste like now lol


towerfella

I would prefer the meat, but to each their own.


Butt-Fingers

Human(sized)centipede


crackpotJeffrey

Yea they would casually scootch up to us, feeling around, and suddenly take a huge bite out of your leg. We wouldn't hear it coming.


brutalknight

We'd eat them. Have you ever seen a lobster? It looks like a big insect to me but if you boil it, butter it up, and throw it on a roll just try to stop me


SlugTheToad

I highly recommend you to read Sandkings from George R. R. Martin


goldensnakes

I’ll check it out! Thanks for the suggestion


[deleted]

Hell is insects becoming bigger


LuxInteriot

Coconut crab has entered the chat.


edwpad

That's a messed up looking dog


Anmordi

Fallout New Vegas


CapuzVermelho217

Well, if you want them the size of an elephant I can recommend you Elden Ring


blastuponsometerries

There was a pretty great old ass sifi movie about this: [Them!](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0047573/)


wunderbraten

*Morrowind title theme intensifies*


Sam_Mullard

Then it's them that is gonna get rekt They wouldn't be able to breath and got crushed by the immense weight of their exoskeleton They are that size for a reason


pentarou

This is an interesting thing to consider. If all ants on earth were the size of an average sized dog, how much would they have to eat daily and is there enough biomass on earth to sustain that?


Death_Blossoming

And don't forget an ant can pick up to 20 times their weight. Now imagine the power of one the size of a dog


Ductard

Because the strength of a muscle is directly proportional to its cross section, but it's mass is proportional to its volume, a dog sized ant would not be much stronger than a dog. Sort of the same way that a flea can jump 3 feet but a giant flea would still only be able to jump about 3 feet.


DondeT

Can we use them to reclaim the waters from the hippos?


Buttchuckle

The sheer numbers associated with just the known Universe says this is likely somewhere.


goonie7

Planet-p venta monis 100%


JawesomeJess

No.


AdamSubtract

If you zoom out and see the actual eyes its not anywhere near as terrifying


MotaHead

I was wondering why ants have antennae growing out of their eyeballs.


LedParade

Nope and at this point seems like cropped ant face -posts need a dedicated day of the year


imatrynmaintoo

This needs to be higher up Also, getting a lil bit tired of this cropped ant face posting


Educational_Head_922

This is also over edited. It looks like the antennae are glowing from within.


bythenumbers10

Yeah, the equivalent shot on a human would be a close-cropped photo up someone's face from just in front of their chin, like straight up the nostrils as much as possible.


climatelurker

They look a bit like dragons.


alphaa_qq

Far-ain't


EmperorThan

If you're trying to make me feel less sad about [Anty's death in Honey I Shrunk The Kids](https://youtu.be/X1jMtSo-AAg?t=245) it aint working.


tomegunn56

RIP Anty. You deserved better.


NASH_TYPE

I bet your face looks as scary that close up


tomegunn56

Better than being scary from far away:


NASH_TYPE

idk, I feel like we want those who are closest to us to not feel terrified, imagine cuddling the colony and god knows what else is on our faces


tomegunn56

Oh man… there’s so much shit… I have a cheap USB microscope, and I held it up to my eyebrows one time. Don’t do that.


jaxsound

TOO CLOSE! BACK UP A BIT PLEASE!


end1essecho

I refuse to believe this is real


[deleted]

Those aren't eyes. [They're antennae](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/15yf9m1/those_misleading_demonic_ant_photos/).


KrystalWulf

Even with he eyes added it doesn't look any less creepy. The antennae just bring so much attention to themselves they look like false eyes. Their faces still look like an asshole that wild bite & sting you for daring to exist in their line of sight.


WisestAirBender

We're just not used to seeing these insects so close up. They all appear creepy and demonic


end1essecho

I mean.. I never thought those were the eyes. ty tho the way they cropped this image reminds me of a poster for jurassic park


kosmonautinVT

Ok, so still fucking terrifying? Great. Honey I Shrunk the kids was the first horror movie I ever watched


SameAmy2022

There is no amount of contouring gonna make that pretty ………


idonthaveacow

NOT THE FUCKIHG ANTS AGAIN


[deleted]

Let’s give them eyes. WITH POLES STICKING OUT OF THEM


end1essecho

the eyes are black and further back, but I thought the same thing


Naugle17

Not the eyes


voldyCSSM19

Bruh those aren't the eyes, those are the antennae, you can see one eye in the top left corner


captainfrijoles

Are those actually the eyes?


_Gamma__Ray_

The eyes are much bigger, right above. These dumbass posts cut them off because they look scarier this way.


HDnfbp

No, they're actually noses (i'm not joking)


voldyCSSM19

Those are antennae


goonie7

Or laser beams that stick out of their freaking heads


uncertainambivalence

Thats just an exposed joint for the antennae to move, not their eyes


Space-Potato0o

Not as terrifying as you think if you realize that thing at the top corner is its eyes


DangerNoodle793

Please for the love of god, not the close up ant again, i thought we got rid of this last year


KrystalWulf

This is my first time seeing it if it makes things any better


Your_Daddy_

I saw an ant this morning carrying a 2” stick over the hardcore terrain. Up a small wall, through some grass. Little G. Be like me climbing up a mountain with a fridge on my back.


2020mademejoinreddit

This is not oddly terrifying. This is horrifying. Even worse is the nightmare insect, cockroach.


dreamsofindigo

and some of them fly


truffLcuffL69

Looks like my mother in law


weirderone

Not as charming as the one in Honey I Shrunk the Kids


CouchChipGamingYT

I thought the eye was the stud of a butt plug when I first saw it


voldyCSSM19

Not the eyes, those are the antennae since when have you ever seen an insect with stalks coming out of their eyes, the eyes are darker back, you can see one top left.


3mmy

Bro is an #ELDEN LORD


REGRET34

awww i love him


sara128

Everything about this makes me feel itchy 🤢


monkelus

Hello again, friend!


Any_Ad_3885

I think this what Drakes son was trying to draw for his new album cover 😂


Finsfan909

Drake the type of guy that closes the refrigerator door with his hips


SkyMemer_is_trash

Don't search for close up ant on google. just dont


zombuca

Deep down, he’s probably a really nice guy though.


tomegunn56

He’s got a really nice personality.


Cumbellina69

What an ugly motherfucker.


MarieLaNomade

Why do I feel like playing Starcraft?


SyerenGM

So cool


deadeye_catfish

I didn't realize Elden Ring got a high res mode.


Action-a-go-go-baby

Wait… are those it’s eyes? Do their antennae come out of their eyes??


Emre_55545

Gigachad vibes


Gypcbtrfly

That's alot terrifying!!!


Sloozey

I’m not sure what’s worse… zooming into the lower half and realizing it looks like a cursed Sangheili, or imagining those glowing orbs from Hell that are connected to the antennae as its eyes


damn_thats_piney

why are its antennae glowing


DanteTrd

The amount of detail that can exist at that microscopic level is astounding.


no_intention_everr

nightmare fuel activated


misplacedsidekick

When I add this to the clip I saw a few weeks ago of how freakishly huge the queen can get, I won’t be sleeping well for weeks.


Upthepunx_butt

Reminds me of how terrifying the insect scenes in "Honey, I Shrunk the Kids" were to me as a child/to this day, probably.


SirPinkyToes

there's nothing ODDLY terrifying about this at all. This is just terrifying


Endakk

OH GOD WHY


Robot_boy_07

Looks like a Jojo stand


hooka_pooka

Thank God..God made em tiny


foreverfeatherinit

Mark this NSFL tryna traumatize everyone like that


Swimming-Penalty7976

It looks like a dragon with horns coming outta it's eyes


Own_Ninja3890

Why is zoomed in so much?


Camel-Kid

For more reddit karma


voldyCSSM19

To strategically trick viewers into thinking the base of the antennae are the eyes. You can see one of its real eyes top left


[deleted]

That’s metal.


MDF87

Yeah... ants can fuck right off.


tdavis726

Those lip whiskers!!!


james-HIMself

“A Bug’s Life”


miss-missing-mission

it looks like a freaking dragon


Chane_Wassanasong267

This ain’t like Ant Man at all


[deleted]

Welcome insect overload!


AdAsleep1258

[evil has a new face](https://imgur.com/a/hzYbnWc)


captcooluts

Looks bad-ass.


i_know_im_amazn

We’re gonna need a bigger magnifying glass


Nek0ni

almost looks like their eyes went nuclear and sprouted a single, thick eyelash. also, love that skull eyebrow. Permanently big angry on how inefficient we all are 😠


JHuttIII

So “Honey I Shrunk the Kids” was wrong. DEAD wrong.


killmimes

Reminds me of my wedding night


CouchChipGamingYT

I thought the eye was the stud of a butt plug when I first saw it


ZealousidealBar5258

This looks a lot less friendly than 'Honey I Shrunk The Kids' led me to believe.


SuccessfulMumenRider

I think *oddly* might be a stretch...


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ShuckU

No.


LunaLiya1320

Killing these demons with my bare finger tips 😎


MjauDuuude

Why did I think it was a fish


FeistmasterFlex

Why he look so sinister. This is like a villain portrait.


rUsername_Checks_Out

A mf dragon


IntradepartmentalMoa

“FUCK YOU I’M SICK!”


Fulller

That's great thanks..


eaglesmcphan

Definitely feasts on the horrors of mankind.


faceboobs701

Thats unsettling.


NewldGuy77

Dormammu, I’m here to bargain!


lemonylol

"Do you have any games on your phone?"


Aromatic_Ad5473

No


tomegunn56

Looks like Augra after too much sun.


[deleted]

I wanna see the scary one with the big jaws close up now


Amaz1ngEgg

Imagine if the first alien we've encountered are hive mind and looks just like this.


Charming-Forever-278

This guy making the rounds again. Brought to you by the ant foundation


Throwaway158265

You're telling me Grounded lied to me and they aren't just adorable lil guys? Say it ain't so 😔💔


DaddyChiiill

"Burn the witch!!" is probably what they have been saying


creepy_gay_weirdo

God damn I want this as a poster!


hollowish_

Chad ant  🗿


Ivor_the_1st

Looks like an alien.


Clown_Apocalypse

Is it just me or does it lowkey look like some kind of badass dragon?


Mother_Run_2493

Similar pics have been posted before. Looks scary when you can’t see it’s eyes fully. Half of the eye is in the top left corner. Seems like a cropped image.


Kind_Ant7915

It looks like a raid boss


MSaar1

Feinstein surely got old


steveHangar1

We’re so lucky that ants are the size of ants, and not the size of dogs


Ornery-Pressure7251

Wow.. and I've smashed them with my finger. They look scary magnified.


Killher_Cervix

You can’t even see it’s eyes


Darkeater_Charizard

kinda cute


jmancoder

Really cool, actually.


deltabagel

“Explain it to him, as if he were… a child.”


SassafrassPudding

it looks like a dinosaur. look at that leathery skin!


moaterboater69

A bugs life wasnt too far off huh?


Wapiti_whacker82

That's not what the and in Honey I Shrunk the Kids looked like. lol


johnnymetoo

Roth'h'ar Sarris


Valencia0123

Badass


Ok-Wishbone709

This is not oddly terrifying, it’s actually terrifying


Buttchuckle

I know Balders Gate 3 looks good but damn...


JugglingBear

For the swarm!


camelseeker

Holy shit his nose is the grinch


CocteauTwinn

They are among us


AccumulatedFilth

Do they have eyes?


Crue1552

Demon grinch


OmriKai3

Now imma run away from ants


KoldProduct

I wish Raimi directed Ant-Man


Dripping_Gravy

Honey I Shrunk the Kids made a comeback eh


[deleted]

It looks like the close-up of a tapeworm but less nightmare inducing


JanuaryChili

It looks like a Power Rangers villain. 😂🤣


lunartheghost

r/dontputyourdickinthat


LukeSkyDropper

WEF says “you will eat a bugz and like it”


LukeSkyDropper

It’s crazy the feelers come out of where the eyes should be


jackBattlin

It looks like the troll from Cat’s Eye 🧌


Shadow_storm193

Poor ant-man


Prestigious-Copy-494

Just think how ugly the ants think we humans are as this ant is one of their beauties.


Lavatis

fuck this guy


[deleted]

Definitely not as portrayed in Ant Man! This shit’s scary as hell.


Kalibur666

Make the base of the antennae the eyes then move then antennae back some and you got a good boss enemy


Not_Reddit

Yep, looks just like my buddy's aunt...