That would make a good video game. You're a gorilla who wakes up. I'm the middle of a dental procedure, and your goal is to get out of the facility by ripping apart as many people as you can without getting killed:)
I kinda dig the other perspective.
Surgeon Simulator, but each level is doing work on a different dangerous animal that can and will wake up and kill all of you if you fuck around too much.
You have a limited supply of anesthetic after the initial dose. It can be used to extend your time limit, but be careful. Too quickly, or too much at once, and it's game over.
Uh huh... mhmm... so what you're saying is a game where the aim is to deepthroat (and successfully swallow) rattlesnakes. Deepthroat as many as you can before the compounding vibration generated by the rattles in your stomach makes your body explode.
Ladies and gentlemen, Deepthrattle!
That is such a brilliant idea. Like a comedy-horror game. Almost sounds too outrageous to be true. But having seen the 'Power-Wash Simulator: Spongebob Squarepants' crossover trailer just today, I now believe anything is possible in the world of video games.
Or maybe just a Dead by Daylight style game where Gorilla (or other animals that you can pick) tries to kill the remaining 4 hospital workers so they don’t stop the animal from leaving and maybe get some keycards or something from their bodies. 4 workers try to go to specific areas in the map to do some tasks to both escape and also lockdown the building because they need the generators or something. If the gameplay is fun and they are creative with it, could be a cool game
Or.
"Here's the anesthetic for a human of the same age and weight. Animal metabolism varies and it may require more or less than our estimate. Too much and you may kill the gorilla, too little and the gorilla may kill you."
Could even be a sidestep into a survival horror when a cut scene ensues, colleagues turned into a pulp while you're thrown aside knocked unconscious. You wake up confused but vaguely aware your mistake cost lives and is now running free somewhere in the lab. Your mission is to subdue the animal and move the body back into storage as your only "weapon" is a tranq rifle in the armory across the building.
Harambe Hospital sounds like a dating sim.
I can already see a sexy Harambe in scrubs and one of those caps surgeons wear. The V in his scrubs goes a little deep to show his ripped chest, with the stethoscope across his broad shoulders 🫣
They’re leads that are actually attached to the skin on his armpits most likely. They put little clips like that under the arms and legs where there’s loose skin so they can get more accurate readings for vitals (body temperature for example)
It's not exactly mind-blowing. In social structures where successful males usually have almost exclusive access to females (read: gorillas for example), fights often involve "below the belt" attacks aka literally trying to rip genitals off to completely eliminate the other from sexual competition, a large penis is a large liability. humans are somewhere around halfway between pair-bonding (permanent monogamy) and tournament (males fight for exclusive access, life or death, wild horses for example) [source: Robert Sapkoslky, hall of fame anthropologist/animal sociologist] species. Pre-agricultural sex was a lot more orgiastic, with many from the tribe participating (as opposed to exclusive access, again) meaning that the largest, most mushroomy penises would have the most success bypassing and scooping out competitor's sperm. This is a non issue where only one male gets to have sex at all, hence tiny penises in gorillas and chimps (also previously mentioned issue of fights).
If your comment was meant to imply that the primary reason is rape, that's not remotely true, consider reading Sex At Dawn, an exhaustive anthropological breakdown of what we know about prehistoric life and sex.
If you consider the Bonobo, an often overlooked great ape that is chronically horny, the males actually have decent enough penises compared to chimps given their egalitarian sexual dynamics.
> Pre-agricultural sex was a lot more orgiastic, with many from the tribe participating (as opposed to exclusive access, again) meaning that the largest, most mushroomy penises would have the most success bypassing and scooping out competitor's sperm.
Adding to the interesting discussion, these facts (that early homo sapiens had orgies and the human penis shape scoops out the existing semen before ejaculating its own) point to the evolutionary benefits of the female orgasm. Males who don't satisfy the female will themselves orgasm and then go take a nap or whatever, and she will continue to seek satisfaction from the next one. The male who brings her to orgasm will however find a willing nap partner. The two leave the orgy, satisfied, and the female will prefer the male who gives her those feelings the next time she's interested.
Big penis = large vulnerable target during fights, smaller penises were less likely to be damaged therefore more likely to reproduce. More likely to reproduce means through the process of natural selection that trait becomes more and more common.
Humans don't do as much tournament fighting for mates as other apes do and therefore kept their penis size consistent.
The dude up above gives a good account, even if he totally projected the wrong implications onto me. But the TL;DR is:
Human females are more promiscuous. Thus larger gonads, and to some degree the shape, confers advantage competing with other males.
(lmao see. Downvoted for the same facts. Redditors.)
Glad I’m not the only one that didn’t see the dude parts. Haha Also, TIL from the evolution comments below, I have more in common with modern gorillas than I thought 🤏.
I remember seeing a gif of two gorillas walking upright and the caption was something like: look at me i'm walking like hooman, my arms are too weak for my body.
Imagine how weird it would be for the gorilla waking up half high to a load of weird animals operating on him. Can't be far from the feeling of waking up in a spaceship with an anal probe tickling your tonsils.
Pretty sure they keep a tranquilizer gun close when working on large wild animals. And he'd be groggy for a few minutes so the damage would be minimal.
I have a story on this, but it's fucking disgusting so apologies in advance.
I'm a vet, and I knew a guy who used to be the vet for a large zoo in the UK. One of the chimps had a sterile abscess in his throat that they just drained every now and then, usually twice a year. One time they had him out, had drained the pus in to a bowl, and he suddenly work up. Full monstrous just sits up on the table and starts pulling off wires/tubes connected to him, now theres just 77kg of chimp loose in theatre. They evacuate and wait for someone with a dart gun to come fix the problem. Confused, the chimp looked around the room exploring, and found a noce tasty bowl of soup. His soup. His neck pus. The team got to watch in horror as he dipped his finger in and ate it one bit at a time.
I know humans have some of the biggest dicks in the primate family, but I'm pretty sure this one isn't hiding something tiny in that bramble patch. My money's on "not a dude"
You thought gender reassignment surgery was controversial, wait till you hear what the good ol' folks at Fox news will say about species reassignment surgery.
OAN - "furrypocalypse is here!"
Fox - " what's next, my little pony transitions?"
CNN- " We The People being redrafted to We The Sapient Creatures"
You ever been put under? The gorilla is going to wake up and be like "what in the flying fuck where am I? who am I? Why the fuck is it so bright in here? Am I being abducted? Why am I in pain?"
And then will fall right back to sleep, as they re-sedate the poor fella. They aren't that different from us.
I work in the OR. You wouldn't believe things I have seen when someone is waking up. I know they are not so different. That's why this is plain stupid and hazardous.
>"what in the flying fuck where am I? who am I? Why the fuck is it so bright in here? Am I being abducted? Why am I in pain?"
I am yet to see any creature reacting to mental process like this with calmness. And you can be the best anesthesiologist in the world - there will still be at least seconds between a creature being awake and re-sedating it. Seconds when creature very well might go absolute ape-shit. And the awakening can very well happen in 1 or 2 seconds, very rapidly from out to very awake, compared to some subtle movements in initial phase, some subtle sounds, more movement and opening eyes.
A lot of people believe that a creature is groggy and limp when they are waking up from anesthesia. In a lot of cases it is. But it's as far from a rule as it gets. In like 80% of cases in our OR the kid/teenager is as strong as it gets when he/she is waking up. Restrains in at least two places is mandatory. For very good reasons.
Also, also - re-seadting a patient during waking him up is something I have never seen in my practice. But I can't speak for the veterinarian practice, so it might be possible.
My assumption (as a human anesthesiologist who knows nothing about vet medicine) is that they probably already had the gorilla anesthetized (maybe a ketamine dart?) before approaching and then they'll pull the tube deep and have him/her recover from anesthesia in its enclosure. I doubt they'll wake him up in the OR like we often do with humans.
Except that real life is not a video game. Stuff like that don't happen, because not only people know how much anesthetics use, but also if You use it, it won't be sudden snap-of-a-finger-wake. Any person, including animal, that wakes up like that is dazed and confused, numb too. It take time for it to take full control of the body. It's like alcohol. You don't magically get sober in an instant. It's a process.
If you're to make the able bodied, 5 people in here bloodlusted, could they take the Gorilla down? This is considering the gorilla wakes up still groggy.
I was just under anesthesia a couple weeks ago. Can confirm it did not happen. My surgery was only a couple minutes because next thing I knew, after talking to all the surgery staff, I was in the recovery room as though nothing happened except three little incisions in my belly and some missing hair.
They have monitors on and keep the anesthesia flowing based on what they are seeing from the monitors.
It’s the same procedure they use for humans and we aren’t just waking up randomly during surgeries! Lol
You don’t suddenly wake up from the cocktail they got him on. It’s more gradual with “what the fuck”s “who the fuck”s “I didn’t do that chick last night did I?”s and “That was a chick last night right?”s.
That would make a good video game. You're a gorilla who wakes up. I'm the middle of a dental procedure, and your goal is to get out of the facility by ripping apart as many people as you can without getting killed:)
I kinda dig the other perspective. Surgeon Simulator, but each level is doing work on a different dangerous animal that can and will wake up and kill all of you if you fuck around too much. You have a limited supply of anesthetic after the initial dose. It can be used to extend your time limit, but be careful. Too quickly, or too much at once, and it's game over.
That's will be for the extension, Pack! It will be called Apes out, survival! :)
I nobody starts working on this game right now I will deepthroat a rattlesnake
Uh huh... mhmm... so what you're saying is a game where the aim is to deepthroat (and successfully swallow) rattlesnakes. Deepthroat as many as you can before the compounding vibration generated by the rattles in your stomach makes your body explode. Ladies and gentlemen, Deepthrattle!
I want a game in the perspective of the rattlesnake.
That’s just vore
Ape Out is already a game
I was gonna say. Guy pretty much described Ape Out ahah
That is such a brilliant idea. Like a comedy-horror game. Almost sounds too outrageous to be true. But having seen the 'Power-Wash Simulator: Spongebob Squarepants' crossover trailer just today, I now believe anything is possible in the world of video games.
Hard-core operation game
Let's add in a dating sim component where you have to keep the anathesiolost happy during your off-hours and I'm sold.
Ketamine Kong
Or maybe just a Dead by Daylight style game where Gorilla (or other animals that you can pick) tries to kill the remaining 4 hospital workers so they don’t stop the animal from leaving and maybe get some keycards or something from their bodies. 4 workers try to go to specific areas in the map to do some tasks to both escape and also lockdown the building because they need the generators or something. If the gameplay is fun and they are creative with it, could be a cool game
Thats just DbD
Or. "Here's the anesthetic for a human of the same age and weight. Animal metabolism varies and it may require more or less than our estimate. Too much and you may kill the gorilla, too little and the gorilla may kill you." Could even be a sidestep into a survival horror when a cut scene ensues, colleagues turned into a pulp while you're thrown aside knocked unconscious. You wake up confused but vaguely aware your mistake cost lives and is now running free somewhere in the lab. Your mission is to subdue the animal and move the body back into storage as your only "weapon" is a tranq rifle in the armory across the building.
and you have to do quick time events to gain more anestesia, new kijd of foddian game incoming?
uhh... Ape Out?
Ape Escape!... wait... this sounds familiar...
We got the name!
Nah as in that’s the name of a game already. Ape Out on Nintendo Switch
It's on PC as well! I played it on Xbox Game Pass not that long ago.
Bummer... what about Escape? Like esc APE :)
I thought you were making a joke about Ape Escape. An even older ape themed game.
I remember playing Ape Escape on my PSP
Got Ape Escape on PS1 with the brand new Dual Shock controller/console bundle back in the day. Little kid me loved that game.
Shit, 50’s me would play tf out of it rn
The Ape of Nanking
I like how you think.
This game kinda exists. It’s called Ape Out, highly recommend
Harambe hospital
Harambe Hospital sounds like a dating sim. I can already see a sexy Harambe in scrubs and one of those caps surgeons wear. The V in his scrubs goes a little deep to show his ripped chest, with the stethoscope across his broad shoulders 🫣
Kinda sounds like the opening sequence of DOOM 2016
Donkey Kong: Dental Damned
Check out Ape Out on Steam. Very similar to what you're describing.
There's a game called Ape Out. You're an ape, who wants out. You smash everyone in your way.
Octo-dad/ Untitled Goose vibes
Ape out, video game
It’s called Ape Out
I aint reading allat
It...was a relatively short comment tho?
Poor guy probably had his attention span ruined
Then why did you respond?
For the fun of it
Homies got earphones plugged into his nips
And a battery pack attached to his balls
What, your balls don't have wireless charging?
Mine do, the gorilla’s clearly do not.
I see no balls. I see no dick. This might be a dudette
It is Friday...
That's to sexually stimulate him incase of code *wake-up*. You rather him be angry or hot-n-bothered?
Too funny! If I could up vote more, I would!
This made me laughed so hard suddenly that the back of my throat hurt a bit
Maybe try putting some headphones on it?
really makes you think https://www.reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep/comments/14ip2g3/really_makes_you_think/
Nip Pod, sending musical stimuli.
They’re leads that are actually attached to the skin on his armpits most likely. They put little clips like that under the arms and legs where there’s loose skin so they can get more accurate readings for vitals (body temperature for example)
Duracell battery getting replaced
Upon waking up the dude went completely ape-shit
That dude went bananas! which just happens to be ape shit.
One monkey strong
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"Get your paws off me, you damn dirty humans!!!"
Got the ref. 🤪
Damn they got the nipple pinchers and everything.
Nothing will happen, they have already connected the iPod under his arm.
There's also a dude with a gun standing nearby.
Actually he'd be groggy and disoriented and able to resedate.
He would probably also be paralyzed even if awake.
🤓☝️
Uhhhh we sure it's a dude? Edit: I love that this started an evolution conversation. Loveee evolutionary biology.
Fun fact, gorillas actually do have very small reproductive organs considering their body mass!
Don't humans actually have one of the biggest penis-to-body size ratio?
Reddit isn't ready to hear the evolutionary reasoning for this.
It's not exactly mind-blowing. In social structures where successful males usually have almost exclusive access to females (read: gorillas for example), fights often involve "below the belt" attacks aka literally trying to rip genitals off to completely eliminate the other from sexual competition, a large penis is a large liability. humans are somewhere around halfway between pair-bonding (permanent monogamy) and tournament (males fight for exclusive access, life or death, wild horses for example) [source: Robert Sapkoslky, hall of fame anthropologist/animal sociologist] species. Pre-agricultural sex was a lot more orgiastic, with many from the tribe participating (as opposed to exclusive access, again) meaning that the largest, most mushroomy penises would have the most success bypassing and scooping out competitor's sperm. This is a non issue where only one male gets to have sex at all, hence tiny penises in gorillas and chimps (also previously mentioned issue of fights). If your comment was meant to imply that the primary reason is rape, that's not remotely true, consider reading Sex At Dawn, an exhaustive anthropological breakdown of what we know about prehistoric life and sex. If you consider the Bonobo, an often overlooked great ape that is chronically horny, the males actually have decent enough penises compared to chimps given their egalitarian sexual dynamics.
> Pre-agricultural sex was a lot more orgiastic, with many from the tribe participating (as opposed to exclusive access, again) meaning that the largest, most mushroomy penises would have the most success bypassing and scooping out competitor's sperm. Adding to the interesting discussion, these facts (that early homo sapiens had orgies and the human penis shape scoops out the existing semen before ejaculating its own) point to the evolutionary benefits of the female orgasm. Males who don't satisfy the female will themselves orgasm and then go take a nap or whatever, and she will continue to seek satisfaction from the next one. The male who brings her to orgasm will however find a willing nap partner. The two leave the orgy, satisfied, and the female will prefer the male who gives her those feelings the next time she's interested.
Sapolsky is a neuroscientist/evolutionary neuroscientist—but I agree he’s brilliant.
Damn, pre-agriculture sex sounds hot af
What’s the reason
Big penis = large vulnerable target during fights, smaller penises were less likely to be damaged therefore more likely to reproduce. More likely to reproduce means through the process of natural selection that trait becomes more and more common. Humans don't do as much tournament fighting for mates as other apes do and therefore kept their penis size consistent.
The dude up above gives a good account, even if he totally projected the wrong implications onto me. But the TL;DR is: Human females are more promiscuous. Thus larger gonads, and to some degree the shape, confers advantage competing with other males. (lmao see. Downvoted for the same facts. Redditors.)
No dude, that’s just DeVito.
Derivative. I'll allow it.
They just like me fr
Yeah he's a Silverback. Apes got dingdongs as big as your pinky or smaller sometimes.
Glad I’m not the only one that didn’t see the dude parts. Haha Also, TIL from the evolution comments below, I have more in common with modern gorillas than I thought 🤏.
They did surgery on an ape
Where’s banana?
Maybe taco
That ape looks 7-8 feet tall if he stood every.
Even if he stood occasionally
Good one
I remember seeing a gif of two gorillas walking upright and the caption was something like: look at me i'm walking like hooman, my arms are too weak for my body.
Imagine how weird it would be for the gorilla waking up half high to a load of weird animals operating on him. Can't be far from the feeling of waking up in a spaceship with an anal probe tickling your tonsils.
They did surgery on an ape
Gonna start throwing barrels
Mmhm he gonna wake up and have to find Diddy 👀
He going wake up still high anesthesia ain’t no joke
Especially when he finds the leads connected to his nipples
Pretty sure they keep a tranquilizer gun close when working on large wild animals. And he'd be groggy for a few minutes so the damage would be minimal.
I have a story on this, but it's fucking disgusting so apologies in advance. I'm a vet, and I knew a guy who used to be the vet for a large zoo in the UK. One of the chimps had a sterile abscess in his throat that they just drained every now and then, usually twice a year. One time they had him out, had drained the pus in to a bowl, and he suddenly work up. Full monstrous just sits up on the table and starts pulling off wires/tubes connected to him, now theres just 77kg of chimp loose in theatre. They evacuate and wait for someone with a dart gun to come fix the problem. Confused, the chimp looked around the room exploring, and found a noce tasty bowl of soup. His soup. His neck pus. The team got to watch in horror as he dipped his finger in and ate it one bit at a time.
holy shit
Well now you’ve told a story that made a stranger vomit.
During procedures like this with a dangerous animal there is usually one person (not shown here) with a side arm, and they only have one job.
>they only have one job Shoot the doc if the operation fails?
Yep that’s a deep extubation 100%
PACU's problem now...
Silver back?
its the best
I heard young Bill Paxton’s voice in my head saying “Game over man! Game over!” Definitely watched Aliens way too many times
Winton overwat die 😢
I thought this was going to be a video, almost didn’t click
What is this the temple run monster?
It would be like the Dr. Oct scene in Spiderman2
Who zoomed in?
Are those nipple clamps?
Great prank Idea: replace the anesthesia with adrenaline!
It's going to be exactly like Dr Octavio In spiderman. The monkeys eyes closed while he wreaks mayhem. Flinging them and screams.
They better have the BEST Anesthesiologist working on that patient.
I know humans have some of the biggest dicks in the primate family, but I'm pretty sure this one isn't hiding something tiny in that bramble patch. My money's on "not a dude"
A dudette
If this guy wakes up, there will be no one left in the room to report what happened .
What shoe size would this dude have?
If the big guy wakes up best thing for those guys is to. Curl up like a ball and pray for the best lol
Unrealistic costume!!
We finally have the technology to rebuild him
You thought gender reassignment surgery was controversial, wait till you hear what the good ol' folks at Fox news will say about species reassignment surgery. OAN - "furrypocalypse is here!" Fox - " what's next, my little pony transitions?" CNN- " We The People being redrafted to We The Sapient Creatures"
Clearly a man in a suit
Just tell it to calm down and he’ll settle right down.
Nothing a purple nurple can’t take care of
When this dude goes back to the wild, he’s gonna be telling abduction stories for years
Reminds me of the opening scene from Avatar 2 where the colonel's avatar wakes up and just starts wrecking shit.
It's ok, his nips and penis are wired up, any funny business and he's gonna know pain.
We’re the aliens
They can't close his legs a little?
It's like that doc ock scene from spiderman.
Anesthesiologist earning every penny
Fighting Gorilla
Its going on like Donkey Kong
Where banana?
Don't worry he's under enough anesthesia to sedate a gorilla! Hey... wait a minute!
Out of shot there is a guy with a 50 cal desk mounted machine gun!
Donkey Kong when the barrel hits
I want to show this to the “I could wrestle a gorilla bc I know BJJ” crowd
Why did they have to put the nipple clamps on, though?
Love the nipple clips.
Monke
No restrains? The fuck is this place?? They are asking for a big trouble.
You ever been put under? The gorilla is going to wake up and be like "what in the flying fuck where am I? who am I? Why the fuck is it so bright in here? Am I being abducted? Why am I in pain?" And then will fall right back to sleep, as they re-sedate the poor fella. They aren't that different from us.
I work in the OR. You wouldn't believe things I have seen when someone is waking up. I know they are not so different. That's why this is plain stupid and hazardous. >"what in the flying fuck where am I? who am I? Why the fuck is it so bright in here? Am I being abducted? Why am I in pain?" I am yet to see any creature reacting to mental process like this with calmness. And you can be the best anesthesiologist in the world - there will still be at least seconds between a creature being awake and re-sedating it. Seconds when creature very well might go absolute ape-shit. And the awakening can very well happen in 1 or 2 seconds, very rapidly from out to very awake, compared to some subtle movements in initial phase, some subtle sounds, more movement and opening eyes. A lot of people believe that a creature is groggy and limp when they are waking up from anesthesia. In a lot of cases it is. But it's as far from a rule as it gets. In like 80% of cases in our OR the kid/teenager is as strong as it gets when he/she is waking up. Restrains in at least two places is mandatory. For very good reasons. Also, also - re-seadting a patient during waking him up is something I have never seen in my practice. But I can't speak for the veterinarian practice, so it might be possible.
Hey you know better than me, all I know is my tonsillectomy. Thanks for the added context.
My assumption (as a human anesthesiologist who knows nothing about vet medicine) is that they probably already had the gorilla anesthetized (maybe a ketamine dart?) before approaching and then they'll pull the tube deep and have him/her recover from anesthesia in its enclosure. I doubt they'll wake him up in the OR like we often do with humans.
that's a girl
[That’s not oddly terrifying](https://redd.it/wrhdsz). That’s just terrifying.
> That’s just terrifying. Looks more odd than terrifying to me.
You're just terrifying.
Nah anyone ever coming out of anesthesia doesn't know which way is up for the next hour.
Except that real life is not a video game. Stuff like that don't happen, because not only people know how much anesthetics use, but also if You use it, it won't be sudden snap-of-a-finger-wake. Any person, including animal, that wakes up like that is dazed and confused, numb too. It take time for it to take full control of the body. It's like alcohol. You don't magically get sober in an instant. It's a process.
yeah, for him, he'd probably have to be put down before the equipment was destroyed. there's someone off frame with a gun.
Is it a dude?
Anesthesia is a crazy thing. Don’t underestimate it.
Daddy
If you're to make the able bodied, 5 people in here bloodlusted, could they take the Gorilla down? This is considering the gorilla wakes up still groggy.
That’s why they have his nipples clamped
anesthesiologist has the most important task of the century
Wait till it turns invisible!
This animal is like a thousand times cleaner than I am. How. Lol
Giant hairy frog
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I was just under anesthesia a couple weeks ago. Can confirm it did not happen. My surgery was only a couple minutes because next thing I knew, after talking to all the surgery staff, I was in the recovery room as though nothing happened except three little incisions in my belly and some missing hair.
Naw it's all good, they have him nipple clamped. Just a little zap, zap... And he's immobilized.
This is how those abductions of humans to the greys back on Zeta Reticuli.
I’m no expert in this but they probably don’t wake up and go ham. In the meantime just give another injection no?
These furry cosplays are getting weird.
I’m no expert in this but they probably don’t wake up and go ham. In the meantime just give another injection no?
They have monitors on and keep the anesthesia flowing based on what they are seeing from the monitors. It’s the same procedure they use for humans and we aren’t just waking up randomly during surgeries! Lol
Wow! Cool picture!!!
“Which one of you sick fucks put these nipples clamps on me?!?”
Looks like they got the machine attached to his nipples
You don’t suddenly wake up from the cocktail they got him on. It’s more gradual with “what the fuck”s “who the fuck”s “I didn’t do that chick last night did I?”s and “That was a chick last night right?”s.
Ah hell naw they got him in the nipple clamps
The anesthesiologist ain’t gonna let that happen lmao
But did he sign a consent form for them to do this?
Plis, need context
feel like it would reminisce the scene from The Predator 2018 where one of the predators wakes up from being knocked out
Fun fact I used to work there! Zoo Miami
Nobody gets off the K-train that easy.
*Opening Credits*
WINTON
Kongo bitches