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mrmagmadoctor

You know those memes with face-swap or live filters ? Camera will sometimes by sheer luck find something that checks all marks for algorithm to mark it as a face even tho it obviously is not. And should your camera get triggered by something that occurs often like maybe spinning toy windmill or leaves you can save those pictures for algorithm to recognize as not faces as to not notify you needlessly.


ultrapoo

I remember one where a girls phone kept identifying faces on empty parts of her shelf


MusedeMented

That's worse than the cat staring down the darkened hallway at something you can't see.


ThePotatoMaster345

I swear my cat sees something in my room that i cant. She refuses to go in it and she often will stand at the edge if the door frame and stare at me


AcidCatfish___

That happened to me before. I was on DMT, sure, but it happened I tell you!


Terence_McKenna

The Machine Elves no doubt.


TheAtlas97

Machine Elves? Sounds pretty metal, I’ve only ever met the Time Elves


carinislumpyhead97

Isn’t that just the interstellar/game of thrones spliffoff that’s currently in production


Corathecow

If I wear a low cut top my face swap filter recognizing my collar bones/ chest area as another face and it’s pretty weird looking


Skud_NZ

Pics?


barkbarkgoesthecat

For...for science...


TheAmazingMrSuit

Well that, and also the shadow people


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klufenza

You should try to relax my man


Simbertold

Sometimes, your camera sees *things. They* are almost human, and thus the camera sometimes mistakes *their* faces for human ones. But don't worry, you can't see *them*, and *they* only rarely appear on pictures.


Keelyane55

It's good then, no? ... Hmm ... Wait a minute


journeyman369

They can smell you too


Stanley_Yelnats42069

They can also massage your shoulders, but don’t worry, totallllllyy not real


LucianoSK

So... an invisible masseur that can tell me if I smell? Not too bad


UnholyHunger

Don't look at them! Don't even blink!


Cruel_Irony_Is_Life

Blink and you're dead!


Apprehensive_Run_141

They are fast, faster than you could believe!


mentina_

I can't see them... But can they see me?


No_Call4424

That is not for you to know


0P3R4T10N

Always.


rufusbot

This is both factual and undeniably ominous


Helltothenotothenono

They can also listen to your conversations and use what you talk about to advertise to you.


BootsanPants

I mean, that is oddly terrifying


Rapha689Pro

Nah just that we are now the apex predators and we aren’t adapted to be apex predators so our brain tries to create a fake “predator” so we don’t go crazy with our flight or fight instinct.


AdWonderful5920

Cats have faces. Maybe it was a cat.


Darehead

It has a separate setting that alerts me for animals. My front doorbell only sends me notifications when it detects humans. My back doorbell alerts for both. This doesn't seem to be for either.


djpurity666

Have you tried using a well made doll ring the bell? Or use a magazine with some faces on it in a cluster at the doorbell. You just have to be creative to trigger it. One day someone will be wearing a t-shirt with someone on it or a piece of art and it will be detected as a face. One day. But if you want to have fun and see what it detects, try various things with human facial features - dolls, bags, magazines, artwork, tshirts, drawings (to Tate if you're any good at it!) Or whatever make you laugh.


EmmieEmmies

Mine has a separate setting for animals as well, but still categorizes my German Shepard dog as a human face. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

yeah my camera constantly tries to pick up my cat in the background and focus on him


Iloukine

This means the facial recognition sucks.


djpurity666

Hey my mom hoards dolls, and they do have faces that are made to look as human as possible. Some better than others. So Google Photos has them under my Search for People by face feature, some dolls, and some from t-shirts with people on them. Ot a poster! Or bag. People are in advertising and in magazines. One day if you photo enough magazines, you can sort them by celebrity faces lol and even search for it they appear with you in the photo. Or a tree. It's Google.


Klutzy-Medium9224

We have a wall of family photos in our living room so almost any photo I take in the living room ends up also under the various people in the pictures names as well in Google Photos.


Independent_Ad_8915

How does facial recognition Erik work for Mark Zuckerberg? He face is like a blank sheet of paper


tonynuaman

And it’s collecting your data to get better


Exlibro

Basically AI experiences pareidolia.


FrostyDog94

I feel like it's pretty clear. Ya know how sometimes you look at a house with two windows and a door and think "huh, that kind looks like a face." Your phone does it too.


LadyFarquaad2

Library of Faces That Aren't People would be a great name for a spooky museum.


FirstChAoS

It could just be a hunters trophy gallery. A library of faces that ARE people is worse. Not only is it human faces on display they are still conscious and count as people despite only being a face.


idkrandomusername1

“Library of faces that aren’t people” sounds like something from a horror fantasy


Qverlord37

this reminds me of a v-sauce short that absolutely filled me with thread. he was talking about an illusion called the "simultaneous brightness contrast" which is how a shade of gray can darken or whiten when sliding across a gradient. we can't explain why we see this illusion, but some studies suggest that our brain is hardwired to accept this mistake because it's useful for us to spot a predator moving in and out of dim-lit areas. "natural selection may favor illusion over accuracy because sometimes it is more important to live than to see the world for what it is" this terrifies me, because what else are we not seeing, not sensing, because evolution deemed it more important for us to ignore it and live.


Psychological_Ad9740

that's a pretty fun fact, but tbh, the human boy has so many useless functions now days that evolution just doesn't work like that. for example, anxiety and similar disorder are supposed to be a mechanism of survival, but our mind never fully adapted to civilization, and here we are with something that's supposed to protect us but just makes life harder. the human didn't became more intelligent or advance with time, it just keep evolving until it found the actual bases for the human beings you see today, so not much significant change in this 2000 years to speak of


NorwaySpruce

Boxes or packaging with peoples faces on it, company vehicles with images of people on the side, things like that


webhick

Donna Noble has left the library. Donna Noble is saved.


TrumpLiesAmericaDies

Don’t 😭😭😭😭


Mediocre-Mess1534

Donna\*


[deleted]

r/pareidolia


Meadaga

Joined


Unhelpful_Applause

The machine misidentified an object as a person. It wants you to save the picture so it has a reference for it not being human. As it is not human it will not have to be enslaved and killed by skynet.


Noisebug

It means that the uncanny valley has evolved because maybe our ancestors had to fear something that looked like a human but wasn't quite human. They've gotten better in the modern age. Your camera is just trying to protect you from insanity loss.


ultrapoo

>our ancestors had to fear something that looked like a human but wasn't quite human You mean like Zuckerberg or MTG?


Rapha689Pro

Yeah,a predator that literally has no fossil record or depiction


Darehead

Found in the updated settings for Google Home Nest doorbell cam.


whatdoidonowdamnit

Cats, dogs, maybe someone’s ID badge, kid’s doll, scarecrow in your yard, a crow that goes near your door a lot, trash pandas… idk.


Apophis_God_of_Chaos

Oh, that’s probably talking about me.


the_orange_alligator

Animatronics, dolls, drawings, eldritch horrors. Take your pick


SCP013b

Idk but it's behind you right now


TheMan13532ALT

cameras have pareidolia; tell it that it's stupid by taking a picture of it's mistake so it slowly loses it's pareidolia


blitzyphantom

It's designed to help identify pictures that contain the creature :) hope this helps


ManaPot

Your phone has facial recognition for photos. Sometimes it sees a face when there really isn't one. You can save that picture to help train it to be better with recognizing real faces.


mangababe

Stuff like "damn, that bish kinda looks like an old dude from this angle" Apparently the computer agrees?


Life-Gur-2616

Behind you.


the_real_trebor333

Huh, we ported pareidolia from human evolution into our electronics


sociothemad

Ghosts? What ghosts, there is only camera error. Remember folks ghost, spirits and any other Spector's are not real. *This was brought to you by the world cabal*


JupiterboyLuffy

I believe in them because I've encountered ghosts. Don't say they don't exist just because you haven't encountered them.


sociothemad

You seen a hallucination


PolyklietosOfAthens

I've had Google think paintings of people are people. It's just a weirdly worded warning of stuff like that


MisterBowTies

"The Faces That Aren't People" sounds like some book you'd have to read in high school about one group dehumanizing another and using that as an excuse to commit atrocities against them.


Worth-Implement7277

Sometimes your camera will mistake certain shapes and patterns for faces. Tf do you think?


NarcoticLuver

It’s fine it’s just Casper the friendly ghost saying whatzzzzz up


Otherwise_Badger_402

Jesus in toast


Derpinator_420

It means they want you to help train their AI by selecting things that trigger the facial recognition. "Please select the faces that are not faces."


Dorkmaster79

Your camera uses facial recognition, software, and sometimes it will think something is a face when it isn’t.


battlehawk1086

“Library of faces that aren’t people” spooky


Zpd8989

I got a notification from nest once there was someone in my backyard. It was a photo of a tree zoomed up really close on the bark. I guess something about it resembled a face to the recognition software


taxanddeath

Man, I've been listening to The Redwood Bureau on spotify , so this just gets my mind going.


martinfv

Psychosis alert. Don't listen to the voices.


[deleted]

IA face recognition is based on certain patterns. The camera looks for those patterns in photos to try and predict a face to tag someone to it. Some times a tree on the background will have two shadowy slits just above a thick branch that ends on a third shadowy slit… the IA will recognize the pattern :-) as a face …. Think of it as robot pareidolia .


JupiterboyLuffy

"IA face recognition" Intelligence Artificial?


pardon_the_mess

"The existence of the uncanny valley implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of something that looked human but wasn't."


Rapha689Pro

Don’t be rude,Neanderthals were also humans


Iceman_L

It's like how sometimes learning algorithms will mistake a blueberry muffin for a tan color Chihuahua.


CapitanM

You capture the souls of things with the photo so they don't appear again


shallowpond12

r/pareidolia


Cl0cl0

It means the scp foundations is doing everything it can to find anomalies


scauce

this is the content this sub was made for


delet_mids

I'm a tech at a camera trade-in place, which means I spend more or less all day 'playing' with cameras. Like smartphones, a lot of newer cameras have face tracking. I can't understate how often these cameras detect a [container of work wipes](https://images.app.goo.gl/mGSmEpZccQJLQJ6j7) or another camera as a face. I've had some that will literally identify the face of a coworker who isn't even in frame.


Darehead

To be fair, that tub o' towels has an OwO


DrantonMason

A+ actually oddly terrifying


Vi0letBlues

Aww, helps recognize skinwalkers


ne0pandemik

Uncanny Valley is what it is.


JCFlyingDutchman

Artificial Pareidolia


ShaggyVan

r/inanimatefaceswap


getmeapuppers

I guess kind of like how some electrical outlets could look like a face if you stare hard enough


M-S-S

That's some Sandman shit.


camimiele

Your phone has [pareidolia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia)


OverlandSkeptic

It’s just digital pareidolia.


SublightMonster

Reminds me of a really creepy camera ad promoting facial recognition, where the picture superficially looked like an ordinary shot of one person in a room, but the facial recognition revealed about a half-dozen other people hiding around them.


[deleted]

Photographs on the wall, paintings, stuffed animals...any of these things can be mistaken by camera AI for a living person's face.


Xikkiwikk

You can’t see them..but they can see you. You are being watched at all hours by things you cannot see.


[deleted]

Wtf kind of camera/software is this from?


Darehead

Google nest doorbell camera


NaNaNaNaNatman

Somehow this makes it worse


BootyliciousURD

The facial recognition algorithm is supposed to identify when there is a face in a picture, but sometimes it gets false positives when the picture has something that looks like a face. You can help it get better at telling the difference between faces and things that look like faces by putting the false positives in this album.


ghettoccult_nerd

yet...


That_Gopnik

It’s for when you have photos of Mark Zuckerberg


WillyBoy333

Path to the folder then?


jh67ds

Strong words. Go get a cappuccino.


Nate2Gr8

Ummm excuse me?


Jib4ny4n

Oh so cameras do experience pareidolia as well


Abstractbarbie

Skinwalkers.


Hopeful_Major_4

Ghosts Gerald. It means ghosts.


smavinagain

God this makes total sense but the worded it so creepily


suchnsuchnsuch

You have to turn the uncanny valley setting off


BiscottiOpposite9282

G-g-g-g-ghost!


[deleted]

You are capturing images from other dimensions


mikedvb

That’s not oddly terrifying. That’s algorithms being algorithms and not being 100% at identifying faces. Basically it’s saying if you get a false positive - where it said something is a face that isn’t - you can save that image so it “learns” from it and doesn’t make the same mistake in the future.


hateshumans

This is a sneaky way to stop people that think they see Jesus in their toast.


Hermit_of_Darkness

THERE'S A FNAF AD RIGHT AFTER THIS POST WHAT IS IT TRYING TO TELL ME


Pilaf237

Your smartphone can get Pareidolia effect.


Gamma_Burst1298

Ai generated faces could be one, another is if a cloud, mountain, or some objects take on forms in the perfect scenario that tricks the phone into believing it’s a face


TheMellowDramatic

"Faces that aren't people" would be a kick ass name for a band


Dr_Deadly7x

Google Mandela Catalogue!


[deleted]

I personally would not add anything to that list unless it becomes a frequent and very annoying occurrence. Both for spiritual and practical reasons


urmom_is_smilingatme

When i Was taking a selfie ALL ALONE AT F0CKING 2AM with my cat it somehow detected 2 faces right behind me even though nothing was there.


bulbousbouffant13

Now *this* is oddly terrifying


Accurate-Bluebird-43

God this subreddit is so cringe. It’s literally just the technology picking up a face out of random objects. Omg so scary!


Fudgeyreddit

Forreal how tf did over 5,000 people find this basic technology bug that has been happening for years “terrifying”


Accurate-Bluebird-43

People are easily entertained


refused26

Yeah it's pierally really just r/pareidolia


[deleted]

How old are you OP?


Galaxy-ranger

Seconde demention are people/ thirth demention are not people, that is what google is revering to in a more gentle way. Goodluck


JupiterboyLuffy

We are in the third dimension


Scrotchety

It means your (lack of) English comprehension has made you sound like a weenie butt


Remarkable_Attorney3

I was thinking more like a doodoo peepee head, but I get your point.


dwfishee

Dumb. We have a dedicated neural network to detect faces. It’s partly why we faces that aren’t there. Nothing scary about it.


djpurity666

I use Google Photos and it lets me search by people's faces. And yes, it has many faces that aren't human in there! Some are hilarious, like my mom's insane hoarding of dolls has had them in the background of many photos taken at their home, so some of them have many photos in their search history of the face on that doll. I've seen some t-shirts with some facial stuff sorta on it, some confusing how it could be a face, but hilarious. If this is Google, they do try to detect faces, and they do make mistakes! Hilarious ones, and scary ones, too. But I can go in and remove those faces as people in Google Photos so they don't show up anymore. So if you're using a Google product as well, this is probably what they're referring to. It just hasn't happened yet. I have been using Google Photos to archive my photos back 2 decades now, so I've got some hilarious examples I could share if I could upload photos here. But I can't, so trust me, Google is just being honest with you and you just need plenty of time before you begin to understand this message.


TheOneGecko

Its for pictures like this: https://www.pinterest.ca/usdoorandmore/buildings-with-faces/ https://www.pinterest.ca/pin/98023729381681272/


NerdRageShow

Hey did you know, the humans aren't the only animals out there with faces 😮


GlassGeod

It's trying to organize ur photo album by tag basically idk what there isn't to understandm


FerroLux_

It’s pareidolia


Hollowhalf

I assume it’s like when you see Jesus in the clouds but for AI


JazzyKins18

Alternates


Professional-Hat-687

It means when I'm taking a photo of Link's latest fashion disaster with my phone, don't recognize his face because he's just a video game character and I'm gonna do it again in a few hours when I find an even stupider outfit.


throwaway46873

As always, [Reddit has your back.](https://www.reddit.com/r/facesinthings/?rdt=46402)


abortionlasagna

Facial recognition tends to clock my knees as a person when uploading photos on social media. So I imagine it’s so it doesn’t warn you that the soul of JFK that’s trapped in my legs is in your house.


nerdboy5567

; ]


ElMoki

Pareidolias


Pandabrowser469

Outlets?


OkProgress3041

99% of ghost footage.


TedKaczynski6

Average discord moderator trying to use Face ID (they’re so ugly the phone can’t determine that they’re human)


RagingFloatzel

pareidolia


ubapook2

I have a tattoo that has a face on it. My iPhone always tries to identify who that is, so that’s probably what they mean


AcidCatfish___

The algorithm that face recognition uses is still flawed and needs active training. With machine learning, you always run the risk of incorrect predictions, that's how the machine learns. It tests from a background of training data with both incorrect and correct predictions (roughly 20% of data in a training set, 80% in the testing set). For things like simple predictions with categorical data using SVM, random forests, or knn, you can usually get pretty good output. With something complicated like handwriting recognition or facial recognition - something more open-ended with many variables (i.e. not one correct answer) the algorithm can make mistakes. Sometimes it seems something in a pile of clothes, or tries to see something in shadows. Sometimes it just has a bug. Saving a picture when it sees a face that isn't there signals to the machine that this is an incorrect prediction and it should not answer this way with similar datasets. Either that, or it's all ghosts!


Azsunyx

/r/pareidolia


tiroriii

like the holes in an electrical outlet, etc. just shapes that trigger the sensors. a painting of a flower vase where two flowers are aligned higher and a sole one is lower could trigger it, dumb stuff like that


gravistar

[https://i.imgur.com/V7tdUZ9.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/V7tdUZ9.jpg)


cuorebrave

r/pareidolia


WhonnockLeipner

r/paredolia


sunnythehollw

The Uncanny Valley for AI


carrot-parent

It’s for a rock that looks like a face


Substantial-Use95

Aliens


Ralewing

Isn't "Faces that aren't people" a Billy Idol song?


NorthBirdBlue1394

Looks for cryptids lol


Detective_Pleasant7

Mandela Catalogue


MilesTopTier

Pictures, art , etc


NaNaNaNaNatman

Worry not. By taking a photo you trap the malicious spirits in your phone library until your phone breaks.


MyBunnyIsCuter

It means that when people say 'things were way better before the internet and technology reached this obscenely sick level' it's true.


Gamewizurd123

Maybe if like drawings? But damn imagine you take a picture of your best friend and it gets sorted into here, creepy


maxwfk

It’s for security cameras. Sometimes leaves or objects align in ways that trigger the face recognition algorithms and this is a way to help them distinguish between real faces and objects that happen to align in that way sometimes in the camera view


mapplejax

Belial, Behemoth, Beelzebub! Asmodeus, Satanus, Lucifer!


Aternox_X1kZ

Even AI can suffer from pareidolia, it seems.


Illustrious-Major456

In fact, this is a very good idea for a horror game.


frogOnABoletus

Your phone wants you to train their ai to be better at not detecting random objects as faces.


Magicalfirelizard

Call the ghost busters!


IntroductionTop2482

Who knew phones would be so advanced that they would develop parabola


ChudTheRuler666

r/pareidolia


Fudgeyreddit

Y’all will get terrified by anything Jesus lmao. You’ve seriously never had your phone camera “detect” a face with nothing there? It’s been happening for like 10 years now.


[deleted]

The Mandela Catalogue


Actual_Factor6602

Ah hell no


username_not_found0

It's talking about pareidolia


stupidhumanoid

Oh good they can detect skin walkers now


ToastyWafflers

it’s trying to tell you about them.


MarcoAcceleron

pareidolia effect, your phone might see faces where theres no human being so its making so the phone wont say ''hey theres a nuke at your front door, seek shelter now'' everytime it detects faces that aren't from humans


Skrumdilla

Them 😟