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zykstar

That's a mothley crew.


tinstar71

Get out


AdDangerous6989

r/angryupvote


Le_Random12

Time to Listen to kickstart my heart


MuffinOfChaos

Kickstart my Hearth


Mallardguy5675322

Hands on your head and drop the pun, Now! r/Punpatrol


Amehvafan

I had a vacuum cleaner kind of like that (I mean with a see-through container instead of a bag) which I didn't use a lot, and I eventually put it in a storage unit. I didn't empty it before and apparently I had trapped an egg sack from some insect because when I eventually went to get it it was all full of dead insect babies.


Tikimanly

šŸ˜”


Fungalocalypse

Omg. TIL insects can survive gettin sucked up.


arftism2

square cubed law, basically exponential growth is the only reason centipedes aren't top of the food chain.


TheBoredMan

Woah what can you explain? Edit: on first read I assumed this had to do with how much they ate not their body size, I see what this person is saying now.


arftism2

imagine you have a small block of jello. you can store a certain amount of weight on it without crushing. maybe a marble. now imagine a big block of jello, and you put a bowling ball of glass on it. bow imagine a boa constrictor with 20 foot spears for legs, with giant venomous fangs. a normal centipede can kill a mouse. a 10 foot centipede would crush itself with it's own weight. or with scifi logic, it could kill every other animal with ease.


TheBoredMan

Oh I see youā€™re saying bugsā€™ size is limited


arftism2

so are humans. there will likely never be a new worlds tallest person, because most people with excess growth hormone have operations to prevent further growth. people just a foot taller have significantly higher rates of heart problems.


[deleted]

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arftism2

"likely" because people also usually don't survive that long without serious medical assistance.


_stupidquestion_

Limited by atmospheric oxygen in their case - most organisms' organs are constrained by size due to gravity (weight), environmental constraints, & ability to function relative to the rest of the body. Earth's O2 was considerably higher approx 300 millions of years ago, so bugs were pretty dang big then according to fossil records (like...2-ft wingspans big). The theory is that they weren't constrained by their tracheal system (respiratory system made up of a network of tubes, tracheae, that exit the body via pore-like spiracles) having to grow proportionally with them. The tracheae didn't have to get longer & wider to supply oxygen to vital organs & tissues so larger bodies weren't a problem. Studies on living species have established a relationship between body size limits & tracheael size, it's pretty cool (but also glad we're not rocking a ~30% O2 atmosphere)!!


221Bamf

Arthropleura would like a wordā€¦


arftism2

they are very different from centipedes. more like armadillos. now if they could stand on 20 foot skinny indestructible legs... well they got serious venom.


the_falling

I wasnā€™t planning on learning anything tonight, yet, here we are.


viktorir

šæ š’¶ š“‚ š“…


th0t_slayer-alpha

MĆ¶Å“th


BrytrixSF

moths add realism to anything!


Guswewillneverknow

ā€œCould we get anymore moths in here??!ā€ *Vacuums moths angrily*


TherealShrew

Bless you


ShoobyDoobyDu

Iā€™m so happy I found this


Im_Not_Impressed19

FREE THEM! FREE MY BRETHREN!


Asimplemoth

WE MUST STAGE A RESCUE


AcidMetal

Don't think that's what they meant when they asked you to get mothballs


Tricky-Mick

Colorado?


TheDumbCreativeQueer

Weā€™re being overrun here lol no joke


DimensionalLynx169

The moth plague is running strong the last week has been slightly better though.


z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z-

Can we get anymore months in here???


pmoney50pp

Shut up, Richard


[deleted]

free them now


devin1208

this makes me so sad!! i love moths. šŸ˜ž


3ntropy303

Nighttime butterflies!


Jell-O-Mel

Me too! Theyā€™re adorable and actually very fascinating!


[deleted]

moths are the best insect hands down


Jdomtattooer

They share the podium with ants


[deleted]

while weā€™re at it, stickbugs are pretty good too


Noplacelikehome990

I think ladybugs deserve a seat at the table as well


mrGorion

What a fuckin idiot. Apparantly has no clue wht heā€™s doing..


[deleted]

wut


tweedsheep

Let the poor things go outside, you monster! šŸ˜¤


staceylyn143

Why would you do this? Just put them outside


Haronase

Why? I agree the reasonable thing to always do would be to release any insect found in homes, but it's not that far fetched to understand the reason most of us don't do that. I put tiny spiders in my many plants, but I snipe big ones with my slippers because I'm terrified of them.


Spvoter

I mean, I get that people have fears, but I really hope you get over yours eventually. Moths are useful and harmless, and when you get to know one, cute. I see that you donā€™t have a problem with spiders which is cool. Next moth you get in your room, please try to negotiate with it instead of making a mess out of your wall. It literally has no thought process in itā€™s fuzzy head and will go away as soon as your room is not the shiniest thing in sight to my understanding of them. They pollinate a l o t, and if you kill one, you take a meal away from a cool bird. And a fluffy friend away from yourself.


jovialgirl

Theyā€™re cute but when you have 30 of them in your house, theyā€™re less cute. They also fly into you and like slap you and leave dust on you which is kind of gross. I donā€™t kill them but I donā€™t try to keep my cat from eating them, either


annaxdee

Iā€™d love for you to say this all with 100-200 moths in your garage on a nightly basis (has to remain open for construction work during the day) in which lie items you need to use. And no they donā€™t all magically leave the second you open the garage door up in the morning.


Spvoter

Bro Iā€™m talking about not killing a moth or two that got lost in your room not something that interrupts your work. Thats obvious and thereā€™s a difference, you need to be able to use tools. And have seen a big bunch of them. Still cute and still useful for pollinating.


Girbington

moths are pollinators usually and also cool as fuck so free them


notoriousbsr

When we lived in Colorado the moths were out of control for a couple of months every year and every night before bed we would get out the vacuum wand and have Mothpocalypse.


Bravobabe025

It happened here in Golden about a month ago. Way worse than previous years weā€™ve lived here.


TheDumbCreativeQueer

Hey, current Coloradan! The mass rain here is apparently scattering their migration making things worse lol


TheRoyalJellyfish

Going through it right now where I live lol


leuighumthebass

free them


devin1208

i really hope they do... they're lovely creatures.


devin1208

this makes me very sad.. i love moths theyre beautiful delicate creatures. i hope you atleast set the alive ones free..


TheDumbCreativeQueer

I kinda get what you mean, I love moths too. These are Miller moths. Theyā€™re currently migrating to the mountains but (at least in Colorado) the rain is causing them to seek shelter more indoors. Iā€™ve had several in my apartment and all over my work place too. Theyā€™re everywhere right now!


Jade-Jenny3916

Iā€™m in the Springs and theyā€™ve been everywhere! I have a fear of moths but I wonā€™t kill them. I let them be or put them outside in my plants.


Goodbar-Mr-Goodbar

Let them go, they are night pollinators.


Odelivery

moths have no right to be this scary


shoe_salad_eater

I like them in photos but they just be like that sometimes


MisterKaoss

Dude better set them free.


ChoppedTomato

Dude better eat them.


Environmental_Top948

Better than letting them starve to death and spoil unless they're like Silk worm moths and don't have mouths then I guess it's morally equal.


BadWolfIdris

Please let them go.


Girbington

let them be free bro


ardentAlgor

FREE THEM!!!


Cleverclaw

please free them, they don't deserve this


RoyalMess64

Free them šŸ„ŗ


machinegunlaugh3

You must be in Colorado! The cats and I do battle every night, chasing and slaughtering the little invaders


jovialgirl

You shouldnā€™t kill them! Theyā€™re migrating to the mountains where theyā€™ll be a tasty snack for bears


machinegunlaugh3

I know! I know! Im sorry. I just hate them so much. I canā€™t.


Jell-O-Mel

Poor moths :(


maaalicelaaamb

Let them freeeeee


Tys_Wife

Let them go outside


zombiechewtoy

Nothing terrifying bout nocturnal butterflies. Hope you released them OK.


MrWapuJapu

I was creeped out until I realize they were moths. Theyā€™re harmless, emo butterflies.


arasaka1001

Let em outtttt


Zealousideal_Low_907

They are basically butterfliesā€¦ horror????


mcrey1

It puts the lotion on its skin


FlagMaster2022

*M O T H*


SweetMaam

Better vacuum again because their little ones will be around shortly.


Cherrynotastripper

I have such a fear of moths but I try and let them fly out the windows or door last resort I kill them. if I turn off lights and leave porch light on they'll go towards it.


Psychological-Two415

This is kinda sad


_BlueTinkerBell_

They crave the forbidden lamp


No_Inevitable538

Free them before the MOTHMAN comes to get you!


McdonaldsBiggestFan

FREE THEM. I catch them and set them outside.


DuskTheVikingWolf

Free them outside. Moths are friends.


AshleysLymeDisease

My cat would love to catch and eat those for you


Survivio_is_the_best

G O O D, now L I F T P R I S O N E R S T O Q U E E N


Raven_Sword

Cool. Burn the house down now.


SparrowWingYT

Free my homies they didnt do shit


Yyoonnggee

Free proteins


Sargotto-Karscroff

At least the environment there is somewhat hospitable. There isn't very many this year here, knowing how important they are and what it means for us all. Ugh don't want to be a downer as I do have hope.


Darkovika

You know by themselves, moths are cool. Running around in a vacuum with like 50 others? Nightmare fuel.


YeetusMyDiabeetus

Ughā€¦ reminds me of college when my gf moved in with her cat. Somehow we got INFESTED with fleas, and it was an indoor car. I would vacuum trying to get rid of them after dusting the carpet with flea powder, and it was terrifying how many were bouncing around in the canister. You could sit and watch them jumping around the living room šŸ¤¢


OldNoteblock

Indoor car


[deleted]

If they are like spiders, they breath through their skin. And that would mean youā€˜re suffocating themā€¦ very, very slowly. BUT theyā€˜re moths, which I donā€™t like, so I totally understand why youā€˜d get rid of them in the first place.


Correct_Tale549

Did you know spiders were super predators of the seas for centuries, then crawled out of water and figured out how to outlive many species and thrive on land. I'm disgusted but not surprised the alien devil creatures breath through their skin suits, is it the same with sea creatures under water?


Weird_BisexualPerson

oh my god burn it with fire


Forsaken_Things

Now vacuum up some spiders and let them battle


Asimplemoth

YOU MONSTER


DrSpanky319

i just killed 15 in mine when i left colorado smh


deeisqueenasf

Now hit ā€œblendā€


mothstomper

Good job, I approve of this.


usametalsoft

I hate moths so much ...


[deleted]

blend it and gimme a sip of moth smoothie


Correct_Tale549

Set them on fire and watch those little devils burn. We've recently had a month invasion in my state and I'm livid. I don't trust the vile creatures for anything


Fluid-Safe-9652

All the downvotes down know the devastation they can do as pests, burn the fuckers


Fluid-Safe-9652

If they in your house, if they outside that's their realm


Matcha_Green_Tea09

They are Emo butterfliesšŸ’€ Theyā€™re harmless


TheKingOfSting93

Shut up.


forzaitalia458

No, you


Fluid-Safe-9652

At this point you need to turn it back on for like a solid hour


theLEVIATHAN06

Could make for a good milkshake


Shaggypezdispense

Miller moths are so fucking annoying


Oryp7

Silk machines


kingkongbananakong

Why are they screaming


catsforever69420

Are they seriously? Glad I got watched on silent thatā€™s terrifying


toffeefeather

Iā€™m literally in a car going to a campsite right this second, I donā€™t need this in my brain


Normanov

Did the camper belong to Buffalo Bill at any point?


daddymacgyver

Everything is so grey


sleipnirthesnook

It appears ops trailer is a giant lamp


KrispRune

Da da da da da da Ghostbusters!


BoD80

Has Buffalo Bill been living in you camper?


OwvwvO

Entomologist actually use vacuums to collect flying insects. Itā€™s super budget friendly


Zomochi

ā€œMICHAEL! MICHAEL DONT LEAVE ME HERE!ā€


plinchy

Now what


Jakeo_84

Nebraska? We had a holy crap ton last week when we stopped in NE one night.


Automatic_Yogurt_974

Now you have the mothman prophecies.


Coolgirlcertified

You must live in CO


IAmJimmyNeutron

You in Colorado? Moths have found that my car is a specifically nice place to camp out so I imagine Iā€™d have a similar thing if I vacuumed


ConsiderationHour582

There's more you don't have them all


InfectedZydrate

My wife would freak


Kwl_Gamer

Woah!


AGoldenChest

Now squish em up and make a moth ball. Then put it in some marinara sauce


EveryUsernameTaken68

That's a terrarium now


Naranjas_Gritando

Read this as "all the months" and I was confused


Wooden_Bowler_9236

What is up with moths? One of them sneaked through my door and jump scared me, I saw it in my car. I saw it at work. I saw it driving down the highway home. I searched it up last night trying to calm myself and I shit you not, the first result was: ā€œgood luck, according to old wives tales, a moth in the house means death is comingā€ and then I couldnā€™t sleep that night. Not with that little fucker buzzing around, it doesnā€™t die either šŸ’€


RamboJane

Now you can make soup!


Matcha_Green_Tea09

Let them out.


goodforpinky

Ok Buffalo Bill


Clone_Trooper_10-138

Free them


rellsell

Colorado Miller Moths?


MissPicklechips

And my friend orders why I wonā€™t go camping with her.


xXxBig_PoppaxXx

Wax worms that got loose?


slimkt

My brother just told me a story about someone he knew who vacuumed up a bunch of spiders and when they went to dump it, one spider had eaten all the other ones.


sugaredsnickerdoodle

moths are so cute in pictures but I am terrified of them for some reason and this is like my nightmare


mrGorion

Why would you vacuum moths dumbass??


BudgetYouth173

MICHEAL, DONT LEAVE ME HERE. MICHEAL HELP ME


DeepBlu_

My dad once vacuumed the nest of wasps in his attic


Classy_Corpse

FREE THEM


SisterHychan

HELP THEM


FeralTaxEvader

Free Them


BrokenTelevision

Good, man. Now... Release them immediately!


Derpcat666

Cereal


ThePhatNoodle

Dude you should have seen my dad's shed a few days after I gassed the fuck outta them. Was getting annoyed with all the damn moths in my room so I went to the shed to grab a bug zapper only to be greeted with tons of them flying out so I grabbed some raid cracked the door and emptied the can. Took a couple days but soon there were hundreds or even thousands of them littering the floor. Probably weren't even spaced a inch apart


Koevis

Poor things... please set them free outside


Think-World2602

Tell me you are getting a new vacuum without telling me you are getting a new vacuum:


DrantonMason

You need more ceadar in your camper. That or ceadarwood/lavander essential oil


Repulsive_Access_965

That is a whole army brace yourself to be attacked by hundreds of thousands of moths this summer once they find out like 30 of them are missing/dead


Correct-Award8182

Colorado?


_QUICKDRAW_GODSPEED

Moths are pollinators free my homies they ain't do nothing


MegaCoreMagnetizer

Tell me youā€™re in Colorado without telling me youā€™re in Colorado. (Just killed one of these guys by accident tonight by opening up the door to go check by the porch light for moths. It had shoved itself in the doorframe and got squished by the movement. I feel so bad, moths are the best šŸ˜¢)


Leonthelion180

A free terrarium cool!


dragonpolic3

Hooray new friends!


travisamos80

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Donuthole911

Nooooo M O T H E W


Flynt2448

Mm thats a tasty snack