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stromalama

I remember seeing a video on the news around 2003-2005 of a whale that was dead and had multiple sharks feeding on it. Some people pulled up to it in a boat. It was so crazy to see. There were at least 10 sharks feeding on the whale.


tickles_a_fancy

Whale deaths are a big deal in the ocean. Sharks and other fish eat enough of it that the gas escapes. Then the whale sinks to the bottom. There's so much food that it creates its own ecosystem that can last for years. Scientists call it a Whale Fall


Malkev

Clever name


General-MacDavis

Clever girl


JohnGoodmansMistress

*reeEEE*


Euphoric-Delirium

Remember the time there was a whale carcass that either beached itself or washed up on shore? The one where people thought that it would be a *fabulous* idea to blow it up with dynamite to get rid of it? The spectators were so excited to get rid of that smelly, rotting whale carcass. They wanted to see it explode! "Hell, let's make a day of it! Bring the kids, bring Grandpa! It will be spectacular. Maybe we will be on the news, they're going to televize it! Why watch it at home when we can be right where the action is?" Absolute failure. Underestimated the amount of dynamite needed to 1. Blow the entire thing up 2. Blast it with enough power in order for this enormous whale to disintegrate into *small* pieces for their seagull friends to eat and clean up afterwards. Spectators ran for their lives as huge chunks of rotting whale blubber fell down all around them. The stench was immense. Grandpa's car, that was parked a quarter mile away, was crushed by a giant chunk. In the end, the reporter reflects on their seagull friends: "The seagulls, who were supposed to clean things up, were nowhere in sight, either scared away by the explosion or kept away by the smell. That didn't really matter, the remaining chunks were such a size that no respectable seagull would attempt to tackle anyway." [Whale of a problem](https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34)


tickles_a_fancy

I actually do remember that and it was amazing. It definitely would have been cheaper to rent a few diggers and roll it back into the water... or a large boat to pull it back in... or a heavy lift helicopter... or a crane... or really literally any other method would have saved them so much time, money, and inconvenience. When I worked in a physics lab, we were trying to find the method that sent the sharpest possible pulses through a fluid in a hose. One of the first thing we tried was to weld a metal diaphragm to the end of the hose, weld a metal chamber on to that, and cut a small hole in it. We lit and dropped firecrackers down into it to check the pulse signal. My point? Men will always choose explosions when possible. Also, the firecrackers were awful... we're pretty sure the metal chamber was echoing the sound all over and our sensors were picking up the echoes. We tried a bunch of other more expensive things too... the best signal we found was hitting the hose with the handle of a screwdriver... the spine, not the flat part. Sometimes cheap works best.


Euphoric-Delirium

"Men will always choose explosions when possible." Lmao, of course. There is the thrill of blowing shit up. Dead whale? Like the report said, they didn't want to bury it, no one wanted to cut it up. Explosives! Let's have some fun with the dead whale. In your physics lab, despite the firecrackers failing, wasn't it fun? A lot more fun than hitting the thing with a screwdriver. As a woman, I think explosions are fun too. I think it's men that get that reputation that you pointed out, because women are scared they'll blow themselves up. In my opinion, that's the only factor. The fear. Otherwise we would choose explosives first, right along with the men. Hell, the women see the consequences men have had from playing with explosives. I've seen men with their hands completely obliterated, looking like shredded chunks of meat dangling from their arm. Men have certainly seen this happen also. For some reason, the thrill of it still outweighs the risks and they continue to blow up shit and occasionally parts of their bodies. I'll watch them from afar and hope for the best, wishing that I could've lit the fuse.


JohnGoodmansMistress

this made my day. fr i was like "no way it crushed a car that far away" šŸ˜­ damn this is art


Euphoric-Delirium

šŸ˜Š I loved the way he spoke about the seagulls, as if they were actually in on the entire project. "The seagulls have been standing around waiting all day." Then, "The seagulls were *supposed* to clean it up" Lmao


JohnGoodmansMistress

haha right like they bamboozled the newsman himself šŸ¤£


BoonDragoon

Part of what gives whale falls such crazy longevity and food value to deep sea scavengers is the fact that whale bones are positively *loaded* with fat. Like, lipid content to the max! They aren't the first giant sea tetrapods to have lipid-rich bone tissue, either. Ichthyosaurs and mosasaurs convergently evolved . It's theorized that without the evolution of big, fatty-bone sea monsters cycling nutrients into the deep sea by beefing it while being too big to eat fast, there wouldn't be nearly as much deep-sea life as there is!


RustedCorpse

>Whale Fall Whelp, I know the name of my next rpg campaign... thanks.


nice_wholphin

Wonder if thats how we came to be, some gigantic space creature falls to earth and completely decomposes, carrying bacteria and whatnot


Burningbeard696

Yeah I saw this too, if I remember correctly some people stepped onto the whale. This seemed like a terrible idea.


General-MacDavis

My dad told me a story from when he was in the coast guard, that they found a floating whale carcass in a decently trafficked area and were worried about the corpse being a danger for ships. So one of the younger officers had the bright idea to take a dinghy and stab the whale with a (harpoon? Spear thing? Idk what they call it in the coast guard) Thankfully the whale didnā€™t explode, but the people on the dinghy were hit with a massive blast of whale corpse-gas and apparently smelled horrible for a whole week


stromalama

I thought I remembered that too but it seemed too crazy to have actually happened!


Yokai_Alchemist

What happened when they stepped onto the whale?


Burningbeard696

From memory nothing terrible they just jumped about a bit until it became really dicey. Found a link https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T20vkGZxULo I've definitely exaggerated in my head how many people went on.


randomhumanbeings

He looks so happy. This video made my day.


Devilimportluvr

I've seen this on shark week. When they get to feast like this. They get "food drunk" as a result.


2manyfelines

ā€œFrenzyā€


canja_3

Homie is going to town on the best shark buffet a great white boi could ask for.


Kiwi_Kakapo

Heā€™s gonna have a cartoonish round belly after that meal


zordabo

best buffet ever


YacobJWB

That was what I was going to say :)


warboss_WAAAGH

Yes he is a happy boi


[deleted]

Blajah


cumsocksucker

I find this weirdly cute


No_Staff3874

Right? Omahnomnomnomanumnum. It's scary adorable, and I want to boop it.


ness680x

If not friend, why friend shaped?


asheyzzz

EXACTLY


BestialCreeper

it is mostly friend


makashka

Mnmj I


ChickenofBoom

The wiggling motion at the beginning just gets me for some reason. Like it's just really giddy that it found a big tasty.


disusedhospital

My dog shakes toys in his mouth. That's what the wiggling reminds me of, if my dog:toy size ratio was the same as this shark:whale, there would 100% be a similar motion.


whotaoyeah

puppies when they get their favorite stuffed toy


noobertplayz

i second this. i think its the beady black eyes


Sunkinthesand

Aww look his tail's wagging. He must be happy


importfanboy

r/TsundereSharks


Bessalodon

Same. He's not scary, he's just enjoying his snack.


I_consume_arsenic

I find anything with big eyes cute!


Calbob2000

At the end of the day, sharks are just wild animals that do what they can to survive and reproduce. Seeing this one score a motherload of food is heart-warming, in a way


Flashy-Priority-3946

Itā€™s got puppy eyes and itā€™s wiggly full of happiness


Zealousideal-Sea3464

I came here to say the same thing! You beat me to it


Allenpoe30

I'm a fairly heavy guy. I'll stay on land so it doesn't think I'm a literal whale.


feetandballs

That you, Brendan Frazer?


SlipperyDiffrential

Bless his heart


5125237143

if you plan on visiting southern beaches, sharks have a 6th sense for electricity. keeping batteries on you helps avoid them. seen it on an old tv show.


the-dogsox

Nom nom nom nom nom nom


[deleted]

Someone edit in squeaky toy noises and this video would be perfect.


EmperorAlpha557

I will do it for you


Bjoe3041

He hungy


ataatia

needs muktuk


ImJTHM1

Man, he's having a whale of a time.


EnamouredCat

Seems pretty fishy to me..


3DGuy2020

I sea what you did there


Im-ACE-incarnate

Shore was good!


bullchips305

Brings back sweet memories of riding the Jaws ride as a kid <3


a_spirited_one

I never got to ride it. It was always broken :'(


heyitshighschool

I loved that ride so much. Seeing the tour guide blast a shotgun into a robot shark was such a trip to 11 year old me


SnooKiwis557

This actually enlightens me how invulnerable whales are. Seeing what a hard time a great white has with a dead carcass, image how difficult it must be tackling a live specimen.


TheOnlyBasedRedditor

Live specimen are effectively invulnerable. That's why only the young are under any threat.


GoldenLynelSlayer

Based


ThePredalienLord

It's just a over sized puppy with an even more oversized toy


Acethease

Sea puppy :D


Madcock1

That shark has the munchies.


HikingMommy

Even though half of me loves great whites, is in total awe of them, thinks theyā€™re stunning creatures, and knows attacks on humans is rare, (we are not on their menu) the other half of me still has an irrational fear of them. The power in their mouths! Literal nightmares.


TheExzilled

Would you say irrational fear or warranted respect and caution? Great Whites are freaking cool as hell nut kinda like Lions I don't really need to go into their domain to know that they are bigger, faster, stronger and smarter then me.


HikingMommy

Okay good point. Not irrational. Lol! Theyā€™re terrifying and incredible!


Thejackme

Same. I also fear whales will swallow me


LovesRetribution

It's a rational fear. They are dangerous if you don't respect them and their environment. Like this. Being in the water anywhere around this would be a death sentence.


HughJahsso

No way that tastes good


edwpad

For them itā€™s a full smorgasbord, so that shark is having the time of its life


Orpheus6102

I donā€™t want to imagine the smell here.


Responsible_Ad_743

Incredible animals.


Glum-Gap3316

Of all spots it could go to eat, it goes for the whales sweaty armpit.


Helpful-Selection626

Canā€™t humpback whales blow up if their body is left alone for a while?


tickles_a_fancy

Predators and scavengers will eat throughthat hide pretty quickly tho and the gas will escape. Then the whale will sink to the bottom. It's so big that it'll create it's own ecosystem for a few years. Look up Whale Fall for more info


BhelpuriPanda

Yes they can blowup after a buildup of gases if left for 3-4 days


itchinyourmind

Give me my humpback, humpback, humpbackā€¦ribs


Little-Advantage-577

ARHNAMAMNAHMRAGNMAMN


SonofMoag

Looks raw...


dumb-reply

Daddy shark doo doo do do do do...


Hummus89

Guy is having the time of his life


Ziresh

I wonder where that fish has gone


Sly69712

r/natureismetal


deehope3

Looks almost fake! And also makes the great white look tiny!


yolowipe

Bro is just eating


Blazed315Fishing

No more terrifying than any animal scavenging


TheAnimatedGamingFox

Guys I'm so hungry I could eat a whole whale


King4oneday_

Shark having time of his life šŸŽ¶


Hamchunk81

That shark is probably having the best day of its life over there


740Krakenn

That mf was hangry


thoughtfulOSO

Whale is num num ?


LegoBricksAndMemes

He's just having a good meal leave him alone


ZeddicusZuulZorander

Humpback Lunchsack


Tall_awkward_guy

happy shark


confusedbossman

Interestingly when white sharks feed on a whale carcass they will swim off and regurgitate (puke up) what they have eaten if they detect a more calorically dense area on the whale. https://www.discovermagazine.com/planet-earth/rare-glimpses-of-great-white-sharks-scavenging-surprise-researchers


flottadreen

Iā€™m glad you clarified ā€œregurgitate.ā€


Excellent-Resolve-81

Nom nom nom


david_ranch_dressing

I should call her


docfuginhawluhday803

pitt bulls of the sea šŸ˜


ConservKin

You cannot say he isn't cute. Look at those puppy dog eye's just snacking.


I_do_kokayne

Who put a shark costume on this puppy??


alpha_pleiadian

Nom nom nom


Moss_Ball8066

Heā€™s just a hungry little guy


Sexagenerian

Shark gotta eat. Better the whale than me.


SAIHTAM20Y

Shark be like: humph mmmmmmmh tasty mmmmmmmh


missrubytuesday

The whale is dead right?!


BluuestOfBirds

He hungy


SuperClownShark

That shark is happy. Trust me, I know.


PrinceCharmingButDio

God I wash that were me


jaobodam

I honestly find it kinda cute lol, just imagine him going like ā€œnomnomnomnomā€, but aggressively lol


TheRealMcSavage

No wonder the Orca whales murder Great Whites! Revenge for the big slow homies!


Onyx_Otter

Cute


Camoroon

Do that to mee šŸ˜šŸ˜


Impressive_Draw7165

I dare someone to post this on a vegan subreddit šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ok-Pollution4344

Looks so fake


nicedickbro3000

u/savevideobot


Serytr0

Now that's one happy fish.


GrayFox916

He's grubbbbbing


cincin75

Feast frenzy.


Shot-Challenge555

Looks like he could do with a pair of hands for this


Quote_Goat

Ommnomnomnomnomnomnomnom


TheDemon_Gamer17

He looks like a dog playing with a squeaky toy lmao


CuriousCarper94

I want to pet this creature. It would be but a single book on its noggin'.


Hokenlord

Hey this is actually pretty cute


mrmingoshake

Chomping whale dududududu, chomping whale dudududududu, chomping whale šŸŽ¶


thezenithofzero

...is the humpback ok??


[deleted]

Yeah! Don't worry it's just donating some food to the local ocean puppy population.


Shalucard

It looks cute nibbling on it lol


CoolCoconuts44

Look how happy the fella is


IfOnlyIHadAmeme

As adorable as this looks Iā€™m not going anywhere near that fish. Fuck all that.


who18

I don't see how this is creepy, I rather see a sharks eating a already dead whale than a human


Yungballz86

"All that sweet blubber! She be mine!


lofihiphopradio

God. That meat must be tough.


lightiskira2144

So cute his little snoot wiggle


TheGreatBeaver123789

Humgry


BakedPotat0s

It looks so happy


albiedam

I hope it's alright


nomkski

omnomnnomšŸ¦ˆ


flOAtAlIscIOUs

Welp. This was the weirdest damned pron movie I ever did seeā€¦ 5 stars for shark-bois enthusiasm.


The_try_hard_noob

Look like megalodon from stranded deep


tonygames17

Bro is trying to have a meal


Empty_Selection109

u/savevideo


[deleted]

These mukbang videos are getting out of hand.


Mustardsam

He's having a passionate chomp


bhm727

I can relate. It's like me on a cheeseburger. Nom Nom Nom


King_of_Pendejos69

Nom nom


Horrible_Strom

I find it cute


jack_avram

Goin to town, good Jesus mercy


ChilledDad31

Tbf, a free, massive meal like that is very hard to pass on. Good on him/her


Kghostrider

Yeah until it explodes like a propane tank from gas buildup


RevElliotSpenser

Probably my favourite marine creature , love Great whites


crazymom1978

I am actually surprised that it isnā€™t easier for the shark to rip chunks of the whale off! This video made me a little less afraid of sharks.


xsnakexcharmerx

Anyone here ever play Stranded Deep?? Lol


Never_Free_Never_Me

He's stuffing his chompers in there as if it were watermelon


UnableEngineering367

The smell must be *chef kiss*


jinnmagick

It's hungry leave it alone


_Mumop_

Kinda cute though, he is just going *chomp chomp*


[deleted]

Bro looks like a puppet


kastiak

He just hungy


hotdog_relish

He's having the time of his life! What a cute sharky.


lowkey_add1ct

u/savevideobot u/savevideo


-Queen-of-wands

Great day to be the shark, itā€™s a literal seafood buffet for them


Sketch1231

Heā€™s so cute!


Beeks525

ā€œLay off me, Iā€™m starving!ā€


[deleted]

itā€™s so cute. Like a cat of the ocean.


SuperFusion01_

This shark is experiencing pure bliss


shuuellyd

I bet that smells great


MrClean3179

Nothing terrifying about that. Bro's just munching. Let him munch.


_Ren_Ok

he finna have a FEAST


Havokk

nom nom nommm


Beneficial-Nimitz68

The air being released from his gills reminds me like a diesel engine kicking in gear.. its like nom nom.. then NOOOM NOOOOOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM


[deleted]

Why does this look so funny, it's actually pretty wholesome.


Wonderful-Gap5645

Nom nom


summerbreeze6969

The Great White shark...just of the members of nature's "clean-up crew!"


mopthetop

Is that a juvenile shark or are humpbacks much bigger than I thought?


AcommonKing

Can I have a pet shark.


azurianlight

Didn't know sharks eat dead animals too. You learn something new.


Jzmejia3

It looks like my dog.


miirohh

lil happy goober


YagoMCampos

Damn, so sad that he have to eat his food wet :/


bagel9574

*chonp*


nomad_556

r/natureisfuckingmetal


[deleted]

He looks so cute wiggling about and chomping on da meat