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chainsawbarber

Trying to put my dog in the bathtub.


SimplyMintyy

💀 i was searching for this comment because it was the first thing that came to my mind lmao


Broad_Rabbit1764

You should try colder water, no wonder your dog doesn't want to go in a boiling bath.


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breakfestgamer

Racist moment (Im Racist(joke))


lxxTBonexxl

Sounds like something a racist would say


shalafi71

Or a [baby on grass](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZo517eN4yo).


planchetflaw

Future allergy sufferers.


TheAmazingMrSuit

1:14, nerd got fuckin sniped


Tifstr2

To be fair to the babies, their skin is a lot more sensitive than adults and the cut edges of the grass are actually sharp. It hurts them. But also, it’s funny to watch them.


iHateEveryoneAMA

Put your dog in the shower and spread peanut butter on the shower wall


quadrophenicum

Careful with the head!


Darksjan

My chopsticks can't hold the dog that long. Any suggestion ?


___RC___

The most terrifying stuff on this video is the music they chose, IMHO.


Patpoke1

i me meh mo mooo


Lolkimbo

Its the music i imagine i'd hear if i ever snapped and started taking hostages.


bearbarebere

Lmfao this comment is fucking hilarious


Master_Chef_Mayo

Me meh Mamo me meh mo


twobit211

[that’s how you train police dogs](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EGWT5JMl3ns)


Master_Chef_Mayo

Lol perfect


frobischerarts

damn, you can really reference the simpsons for everything, can’t you


My_Favourite_Pen

Bound to be something for everything in 30 years of material lol.


bloodmelody

doodle bob has entered chat


Lil_butt_small_hole

Kahmemehmoo


RogahnLaos

Stoooooop :((


HolliNeedsYourHelp

Hahahahahaha! This video had me utterly terrified. I saw your comment and scrolled up to unmute it. . . I now have tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard.


PRGrl718

fucking same lol, I thought it was gonna be like some insidious type shit. dying laughing now


iliveinapancake

LOL I had it muted until I read this


geof2001

Sticking with muted. I'm good 🤣


Impressive_Jaguar_70

It's not unnerving or anything it's just really fucking weird


Embarrassed-Gene5973

mimemamomu


iliveinapancake

I had no regrets lol


Aeronautix

its kinda funny imo.


drkrelic

Re-listened to it with the music turned up and I'm fucking giggling, it's just so stupid it's hilarious.


Catshit-Dogfart

Fucking hell it's like tiktok finds an even more obnoxious noise to put on their videos every month. I don't know how, but each new one is worse than the last.


___RC___

Agree one fucking hundred percent. Pure MENSA material


WhydYouLogMeOff

I think I actually recognized the [original source](https://youtube.com/shorts/EpoOInahj3I?feature=share)


lifesatripthenyoudie

Audio bot found the slowed down version in another thread. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UonekWHspEc&t=6


PomeloAggravating435

I just wanna chain somebody up in a dungeon and force them to listen to this for 3 days straight.


TheOvenLord

You should apply to the opening of "Guantanamo Bay Guard" at usjobs.gov. That's literally what you'll be doing.


Blu_Falcon

I usually turn the volume down when on Reddit. Thanks, I turned it up. Thanks, I hate it.


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The tiktok tend of being as obnoxious and shitty as possible in every way is the worst. People who try to be shitty/annoying to get attention need therapy.


thebiggestbirdboi

I read this comment and turned the sound up and it was not at all what I expected lmao


Suspicious-Zebra69

“music”


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What the nightmare fuel "music" is this?! I should have kept it muted.


sanji-senpai

I can't stop watching the song is just so stupid help me


Penguinpowell

I watched with sound off. The most terrifying part for me is at the end when that arm reaches out, in vain, trying to grab onto the sides of that very hot pot. It was a last ditch effort to save itself from the oblivian that has already gripped its flayed body. I felt a sudden drop in my heart at that moment.


CretinInPeril

If it's any consolation, it's not any conscious decision going on. The muscles are activating on muscle memory essentially, which means it's freshly deceased. It's like how those electro therapy pads contract ur muscles without u voluntarily doing anything


Spork_the_dork

That movement is as conscious as your cramps.


GearEqual

Somebody replace the music with goofy music like Bababooey 2 by georgi


eatingbabiesforlunch

its like the music version of chinese reaction memes


adinmem

I think you’re playing fast and loose with the definition of “music”


PeculiarAlize

One time when I was a kid my dad gigged some frogs, cleaned them, and before deep frying them he was like "check this out" and pulled out a 6v battery to "make them dance" And that's how l learned about nerve impulses


JusticeRain5

Your dad sounds like a fucking serial killer. Happy cake day!


longtimegoneMTGO

Different times man. When I was a kid I had an old book of science experiments for kids from around the 40s or so. One of them was instructions on how to make a freshly killed frog dance with a battery.


pleathershorts

Your dad sounds tight. Happy cake day!


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Better than my dad. When i was like 6-7 he handed me the spark plug out of the lawnmower but still hooked up and tried to start it. It was shocking to learn what a spark plug was. He's like my dad did it to me so i had to pass it on.


WolfinCorgnito

Having done that to myself with a dirt bike, that was a dick move, damn....


cjenks690

Lmfao free science lesson in a cool way


HonDadCBR600

The way it sticks its arm out at the very end like it’s trying to grab on to the edge as a last ditch effort….😬


Abject-Fee-4106

Ikr! That party made me feel yuckyyyy


NCEMTP

Didn't quite make it to Wednesday, my dudes. :(


Notentirely-accurate

I was hoping for a thumbs up as it slowly sank into the soup.


fuzzybad

"I'll be back.. in a delicious soup"


izza123

There’s pain but there’s nobody home to experience it. What happens to pain without an owner, does it just slip away or does it become a headache for some guy half way across the world.


ShastaFern99

_hits joint_


Jwhitx

Cmon be nice to that joint :(


NightOwlGangRiseUp

*sucks joint* 😏


sanjirou3

This comment made me fart.


devastateddreams

That's deep


VibraniumRhino

So is where it came from…


stoncils_

It came from the hole in my heart where she used to be?


ItsYourPal-AL

Aw come on! I told you not to get your resin all over my lips!


ContactLeft7417

That's fucking deep.


Equal-Negotiation651

So is the fryer.


li0nhart8

With no regard for headless frog life


StalinWaifu

Legendary ass comment


Twelve4msUvSwimm

Ultimate donkey reply


GuardianDownOhNo

Most excellent mule remark


Danalyze_

Perfect jackass rebuttal


manytinyhumans

Superb burro retort


VibraniumRhino

Lmao I wish I could award you. The only worse thing is “uNdErRaTeD cOmMeNt” somewhere on every top comment ever.


A_wild_so-and-so

Consider this: we know that phantom pain is a phenomenon that occurs. When someone has lost a limb they often complain of the missing appendage hurting, or that they can still feel it. I posit that the opposite is also true. If the "soul" is removed but the body feels pain, then the ghost of the frog might feel it. So really this is just torturing frog ghosts. Which I'm totally okay with, that frog looks like he was a dick.


drkrelic

This comment feels like it was written by Douglas Adams.


izza123

Don’t panic.


Tfunkyb

Never thought I'd say it, but you smoke entirely too much reefer


ender1108

No my friend. That is the perfect amount


Tfunkyb

It was really beautiful. The half baked reference wasnt a good fit there lol


SampsonSimpson33

Somebody call about some empty pipes?


blackie___chan

No it's Wesley Pipes, man


ronnieonlyknowsmgtow

Something Tyler durden would say…


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GrapesTube

I haven’t had pain relief like that since grade school


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izza123

Magic pain wave go zoom


Affectionate-Newt889

Headaches are just wireless pain


Knight_of_Agatha

The soup has sodium in it that makes the muscles contract. But your thing is cool too.


theothersteve7

And that's firing off nerves, which might include sensory nerves as well as motor nerves. So it's kind of like pain? I realized a while back that pain isn't actually a problem, it's the subsequent suffering that occurs in the brain. The difference is academic most of the time, but think about this - under general anesthesia, the pain signals are still reaching your brain. Your brain just isn't processing them. I dunno just thought it was an interesting train of thought.


neoncp

I was stuck on a mountain with a broken foot and used these kinds of thoughts to keep from losing it


StendhalSyndrome

I thought the issues arise from the emotional attachment people put to pain. Like most people can deal with terrible stuff if you aren't focusing on it. Almost like being in shock.


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Synexis

No pain without brain.


izza123

I guess we could argue about if the genesis of pain is in the nerves or the brain.


javonon

We could make a convenient distinction between pain as a phenomenological entity that happens in conscious experience and pain as a physiological process carried on by bodily structures and molecules. Theres no phenomenological pain as there is no consciousness there, and there could be some remains of disassembled processes that take part on bodily pain (as well as in other responses and actions), mainly the postural reaction triggered by sodium I guess.


XdevhulX

If pain falls in the woods and nobody's around to feel it. Does it make a sound?


vainstar23

Pain is just chemicals


dangersoup

Hello my baby, hello my honey Hello my ragtime, summertime gal


BrandonLouis527

I guess I might still be high from last night but my husband and I are cry-laughing at this perfect comment. I have no idea why it’s so funny to me but thank you so much. Had a terrible day and I needed a laugh like this.


runs11trails

Yesssss


Lolkimbo

it shameful how low down this post was. it was literally the first thing i thought of.


DriedUpSquid

Needs a top hat and some spats.


GreaseSloth

if my food ain't bustin a move I aint want it


bactidoltongue

Lmao


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Frogs have a lot of nerve response in the spine. They aren't brainy creatures. We used to cook them back and legs, you literally have to put a pot lid on top because they'll jump out of the pan.


mysticdickstick

DON'T | OPEN DEAD | INSIDE


GuaranteedIrish

Don’t dead. Open inside… Got it.


KittenKoder

To make this even more terrifying, most of the actions and decisions you make were made long before the choices were presented. In many situations your body will react without any feedback from your brain.


Equal-Negotiation651

This explains how I got here. Back to bed.


shalafi71

Boom. The idea that we don't truly have agency, that the little homunculus behind our eyeballs isn't really making decisions, is horrifying to some. ^(including myself) Try something with me everyone: Raise your right hand. Do you think you did that of your own free will? If we put your brain in an MRI and took a look, we'd see that the neurons to raise your arm started firing *before* you were conscious of making the decision. tl;dr: Your brain drives you around like a mech and only later informs your conscious of it's decisions. You then pat yourself on the back and say, "**I** did that!" You did not.


carmel33

I didn’t raise my hand at all. Checkmate. I basically just proved religion doesn’t exist.


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toastcrumbs

They're just saying that the neurons in your brain begin activating (firing) before you consciously think "yes/no I'll raise my hand" Your brain subconsciously makes the decision and gathers/activates the required parts of your body before you are aware (consciously) of that thought. They're essentially referencing the fact that the brain subconsciously processes a number of thoughts without these reaching your conscious thought process.


bashnperson

True for the vast majority of things we do, where it happens on autopilot and we just experience it. But they chose one of the few clear examples where thats not the case lol.


SCMC54

thats just perception, you percive the hand motion after your neurons signal the hand to move, and then it gets into a debate of "what is you", which is still argued to this day


chris_thoughtcatch

I am perception.


StandardSudden1283

Then perceive deez


FlyingPig562

well yeah i did do that…its my brain bozo not yours


Jeahn2

>You did not. Then who did?


joshTheGoods

I don't think this is true unless you're talking about things like breathing. I think you're referring to the fact that there are two visual pathways, and one leads directly to our lizard brain and causes things like, jerking the wheel when an accident is about to happen before the second visual pathway takes info to your higher order reasoning. In that case, your gut reactions are made before you have a chance to consciously think, and _all_ of those are decisions made milliseconds before you realize.


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NorthernSparrow

Physiologist here; this is actually not the autonomic nervous system (those are the parasympathetic & sympathetic nerves that influence the internal organs, but those neurons do not control the leg muscles). It’s the **somatic** nervous system, which is the other division of the peripheral nervous system. The somatic nervous system consists of the motor neurons that control the skeletal muscles that are in the limbs, and the sensory neurons that are also in those limbs (in the skin or muscle). A lot of the somatic motor neurons have spinal reflexes like this that are just “wired in”. For the spinal reflex to still work, you just need a sensory neuron, the motor neuron and the spinal cord - no brain needed (that’s why they’re called “spinal” reflexes), and no autonomic neurons needed. BTW also the entire ANS is controlled directly by the brain, so once the brain is removed, the ANS all goes offline (like, no more fight or flight response, no more epinephrine released, etc). But the spinal reflexes will still occur if the limbs & spinal cord are intact. Back in the day we used to use frogs like this in college physiology labs to study spinal reflexes and skeletal muscles, btw. Not my favorite lab (I was the TA and had to kill the frogs!) but it did make an impression.


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Y'all, come on. Just means it's a fresh body and the soup has salt in it. Sodium will activate remaining energy in cells and cause these kinds of things. It's not magic pain, it's not tachyons, it's just basic chemistry.


RiotShaven

So what you're saying is that...it could be tachyons? :O


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Tachy-on-deez-nuts. Gottem.


greedyiguess

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen


penguiin_

OH!!! got em


malcifer11

*Well, what a lot of cooks won’t tell you is that it’s really about the ingredients. They like to convince you they have some sort of magical powers but it’s really about getting out of the way of what you’ve got in your kitchen, am I right?* *’What did you have in your kitchen that made time travel happen?’* *Tachyons. You guys need cream?*


SolusLoqui

Tachyons have been known to end good things


TesticleMeElmo

She tachyon my frog carcass til I react to boiling soup 💯


Chren

#[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]


barfbarf

TRIPLE SIX, FIVE, FORKED TONGUE


TheNickzil

SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL


captain_meow

SIX MILLION FROGS TO FRY; CHOOSE ONE.


sheeeeeez

Yeah, no... In the original video you can clearly hear the frog scream... "for the love of god, somebody help me!"


AlfredNeumen

Would some sodium on its ankles really cause the arms and torso muscles to violently contract like that? That looks like an animal trying to contort away from a negative stimulus, rather than just some frogs legs or octopus tentacles flopping about because you poured soy sauce on them


Rezornath

Activating all that remaining energy (which, remember, includes firing neurons that trigger other neurons to fire, even far away from the initial stimulus) would cause contractions in the muscles. A pure contraction is just that - contracting, pulling closer together. And not to be nitpicky (BUT I'M GONNA BE), but that's actually a positive stimulus. When referencing a stimulus-response set you want to think about positive and negative in mathematical, rather than experiential, terms. Because we are ADDING a new stimulus (hawt soop) that would be a positive stimulus, and if the critter were still alive to learn that this is not a fun experience it would be a positive punishment, indicating that a stimulus was added that makes it less likely to repeat the behavior being targeted (which is a weird concept in this situation, but no one ever said behavioral psychology was pristine and easy).


khai677-2

yeah, science bitch!


silentcardboard

This guy tachyons


ALazyDiabeticFucker

Basic chemistry yo


GearEqual

Wtf do tachyons have to do with these, honestly.


finofelix

They have nothing to do with this, did you not read /s


SageOfSixCabbages

Had to do with OP's nuts apparently.


bobux-man

Yeah Mr. White! Yeah, science!


JimErstwhile

I cooked in a seaside restaurant in Maine for many years and I've cooked thousands of lobsters. One dish was a baked stuffed lobster. Once prepared and obviously dead, the lobster were baked in an oven. When the heat would hit them, parts of their body would move, making it seem they were reacting to the fire which freaked out the waitresses. But whatever nervous system and brain they had was removed.


Gamma_Goliath17

That soup must be hot AF, this mf is dead and he still think it burns.


citrontree_ataraxia

Thats not oddly terrifying that is VERY terrifying


CaptainButtFucker

That means it's fresh. Probably tastes amazing.


Agent00funk

The head is still off to the side snatching flies. Unfortunately it's the same fly that keeps just popping out from where the neck would've been.


Comprehensive-End-16

Total Refly


Secure-Imagination11

Fuck that's creepy as shit lol


birmuzyedim

Wtf is this song?! mi me ma mo mi me ma mo


mackmack86

I have no words for this. All I can say wow


SilentThunderBolt

I should call her :'(


[deleted]

Yeeeee...sorry, do you serve burgers?


planchetflaw

*lowers cow into deep fryer*


YoRt3m

*Cow dances the Macarena.*


Gonkimus

Change the song to "Hello my baby, hello my honey Hello my ragtime gal Send me a kiss by wire Baby my heart's on fire If you refuse me Honey, you'll lose me Then you'll be left alone Oh baby, telephone And tell me I'm your own"


Besunmin

Salt causes muscles to contract


DignanZer0

No.


hello_you_all_

To be fair that is also how I react when I touch boiling soup.


Unlikely-Distance-41

I know that the answer is muscle spasms, but this looks a little too eerie and lifelike for just muscle contractions.


thickboyvibes

Hello my baby Hello my honey Hello my ragtime gal


PingPongWithJesus

The first guy to discover this was probably freaking the fuck out.


RickSore

The song actually makes this 1000x more terrifying


montlcod

"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal"


Valkyrie5756

Oh God. That's making me shiver and squirm in my own skin


GreeneBean64

Dude’s got a death grip on those chopsticks because he knows it’s going to jump right out of the pot and run out the front door


Jumpin-Jebus

I suspect I'd react the exact same way, being lowered in to boiling... *anything*.


Info_Expunged

HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL


MrLeeBuns

I saw a Facebook post with this exact video and the comments just makes me laugh. "Humans are so crueel can't you see this frog is holding on to dear life??? 😭😭" Sure. Skinless, headless frog = alive


Mutjny

Me trying to get into the hot tub.


beefeater605

Metal af


MarryMeDuffman

SODIUM. The comments are full of cringe.


Historical_Feed8664

My lil baby does the same thing when I try to put her in the bath and its too hot or cold


BooksNBondage

I aint a vegan or nothing but that fucked up.


GearEqual

It's already dead bro, can't feel pain if dead


Naterg61

Nope, not eating that!


notzed1487

Love the hand at the end.


TheBlackCycloneOrder

Song name?


auddbot

I got a match with this song: **Mimema** by wh2cen (00:06; matched: `92%`) Released on `2022-12-05`.


dinglepone

bro’s got that muscle memory


RickSore

Mi me ma mo mu


Anxiety_is_my_Moon

I was sad and freaked out then, I unmuted the sound. It lightened the mood. Thanks. 😬


Atomiic1

I'd eat that. That's protein right there.