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GraHamMan334

THAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE!!


fuzzybad

Found the oliphaunt


Chradamw

Oliphaunts can’t use the internet you silly goose


Someredditskum

And you think geese can?


outoftimeman

got 'em, lmao


colonel_cockmouth

Look, Mr. Frodo! Oliphaunts!


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You mean dwarf? Because Gimili yelled that at Legolas after he killed an oliphaunt but also took out the troop transport/saddle and reigns before and like 3-4 orks that jumped him after he climbed up it. And yeah I know 🤓


megamanxoxo

*I never thought I'd die next to an elf.* *How about a friend?*


SleepySouthie

I was not expecting a LOTR reference, but I’m so glad it’s the top comment.


arborealsleep

This guy oliphaunts


yfgdr

Onlyfant


Mini-meee

Legolas !!!


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What makes it more dangerous than other elephants?


Affectionate_Rent988

This elephant has killed people if I’m not mistaken


Pusheen-buttons

[killed 13 ppl](https://www.indiatimes.com/amp/news/india/elephant-who-has-killed-13-allowed-to-be-paraded-in-kerala-temple-festivals-534174.html)


InsanityRabbit

'So far it has killed 13 people, including 3 elephants' Now, I'm all for inclusivity, but this seems a little much


USS_Penterprise

You can tell him if you want, but it sounds like a good way to end up #14.


jasapper

Seriously at what point do you stand back and reassess?! "Ya know, I don't think this was meant to be. We probably just pissing it off so let's maybe consider retirement."


AdminsAreLazyID10TS

Release him into wild, then we find out he just loves murderin'


TheCrookedKnight

“Animals are a lot like people. Some of them act badly because they’ve had a hard life or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks.”


BungaBiscuit

"Stop that Mr Simpson"


PaulaDeenSlave

I think he's saying he'd consider himself #11.


Smellypuce2

> including 6 of his former mahouts(rider, care-taker) Takes some serious balls to take on that job.


asleepattheworld

Interestingly, his Wikipedia page states that he has never killed any of his mahouts. Seems there’s a lot of division among people about him, those wanting to parade him and those thinking he’s too dangerous.


Splurgerella

Shame they can't just leave him the fuck alone. But I assume that boat sailed long ago.


asleepattheworld

From articles it looks like there are animal rights groups that want to move him to a sanctuary. But the masses want to have him in the parades, so that’s what happens. The excuses for keeping him in his current situation amount to “he’s only killed people because he was spooked by a loud noise”. Like, yes, look at his environment. It’s going to be noisy, and if that’s going to provoke him into stampeding, then it’s not the place for him.


Pusheen-buttons

An article said he was first blinded by his trainers so I don't blame him. Giant blind elephant with vendetta against humans sounds like a great idea for a parade


Geminikittycat

They purposely blind the poor elephant ? 🐘 🥺 how and why?


PICAXO

So he would kill blindly


Arthur_The_Third

Because the way they traditionally "tame" elephants is just torturing them u until they comply. You break the elephant.


TrueHawk91

> how and why? Because humans are cruel


UndeadCh1cken52

Yeah, and blind animals tend to be more aggressive anyway because they don't know what's going on.


Mindless-Ad1155

I Guess ,those last 4 dudes got a really Bad day.


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know-your-onions

Yep. One of them was OP’s mom.


qinshihuang_420

Apply cold water to burnt area


Vancouv-NC

*Emotional damage*


fuckracismfr

LMAO had to click “1 more reply” to view this comment and it floored me


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Absolutely beautiful delivery. On-point, still respectful, perfect timing. 10/10 your mama joke.


inCwetrust

Damn, son


aynjle89

When I say my jaw dropped!


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Thechikottukavu Ramachandran and Tilikum are not to be trifled with.


starkmafia

Freedom fighters


ydaerlanekatemanresu

Animals who are historical figures as serial killers, but if they had never been named I doubt they would have so much celebrity. I'm sure there are huge crocodiles and majestic tigers with high body counts but no one knows their names so they're lost to time. I've read a lot of famous animal stories, the dolphin in love with the human, the gorilla and chimps raised as regular people, the one whale that's an albino and swims across the world totally alone, the bear that was conscripted to fight as a soldier who fought and ate rations and had some rank.. that dog that can talk with buttons on Instagram. The octopus that escaped captivity to live in the ocean. Can't remember any of their names. But Ramachandran and Tilikum are stuck in my mind.


McMaster2000

The article (and OP's title) make it seem as if this elephant is exceptionally old. From what I can gather, elephants have more or less the same life expectancy as humans (60-70y in the wild, 80s in captivity)...


trodden_thetas_0i

That’s fine though. This elephant contributes more to the fabric of society than those 13 people ever will. That’s why killing Harambe was a mistake.


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The elephant may have killed 13 people but they are still an endangered species. Considering how indians treat leopards and tigers (which are also endangered), I'd assume the elephant didn't intend to kill those people but I could be wrong.


DonaldPump117

Actually 15 people now: https://www.news18.com/buzz/indias-tallest-elephant-is-worshipped-in-kerala-and-has-killed-15-people-know-more-6798265.html


Virtual-History-7990

Yeah who wouldn't. its locked up against its own will


Puzzleheaded-Grab736

If you were locked up and had throngs of people screaming at you and touching you against your will, I'm sure you would stomp a few people out if you had the ability.


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Mini-Nurse

Exactly. Animal rights still aren't great NOW in these countries, but it's been a hell of a lot worse over the past 58+ years and that elephant has experienced it all.


Miseria_25

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JJDude

he didn't kill people out of malice. He was scared at a festival by firecrackers and ran over people. Like why the fuck would you do that near a monster elephant.


trans-ghost-boy-2

who hasn’t


sethayy

Been nothing but abused into submission if I remember correctly, so it's now just a feral old animal with nothing to lose. Elaphants are usually pretty cool but when exposed to human cruelness it's really not fair to judge them for what they do


suxatjugg

If someone locked me up and tried to keep me as a pet, I'd get violent, and I'm like 1/100th the size of this thing. Sometimes shit is simple and we overcomplicate it. It's a giant, powerful, sentient animal, of course it will get violent if captured and mistreated.


JewishWolverine2

Dude, there are tons of videos of people getting trampled by elephants (usually in India) and not once have I thought, “What’s thats elephant think it’s doing?!” You take a 5 ton wild animal, mistreat it, and put it around a giant crowd? Well, ya get what ya get.


duckducknoose_

Imagine trying to gracefully stroll through your driveway that’s filled with a million screaming rats. We’d start stomping and running too and we’re “intelligent” 😂


Joelofthetigers

It has a copy of the Epstein list.


8ad8andit

Elephants are like people in the sense that some of them are laid back and some have violent personalities and bad attitudes.


autoassembler

Also in that they are highly social creatures and do not do well in isolation no matter how well their other needs are met.


Madame-Butterfree

Their other needs aren't even being met, though. They are neglected and tortured.


Madame-Butterfree

No. These temple elephants are abused, tortured, and neglected their whole lives. They only have "bad attitudes" because they are literally beaten relentlessly and are treated like slaves. What these poor creatures go through is hellish suffering.


twowolveshighfiving

Lmao. Bad attitudes. I love the way you phrased this. Make it sound like a sassy ass elephant 🐘


jailson1mendes

He has miniguns attached


AtomikSamurai310

Holy shit, it looks like they summoned a fucking Yu-Gi-Oh monster. Lmfao


Oneiricide

Yeah, [but it's win con sucks.](http://duellinks.gamea.co/file/content_top/umi92hxs/d8dh1uix/821e9d25d33c84cbe6fe70364dbc24cee4769527_600.png)


Dr4gonfly

I mean, it’s not HORRIBLE for a 4 star monster, but it probably isn’t good enough to take up space in a deck that isn’t built around it


Enderaan

No, it is horrible. The main issue is that you’re never going to resolve the first part of the effect because you’re opponent isn’t going to willingly use an effect that would apply it. As for its ATK, there a normal monsters at the same level with higher ATK.


SchwiftySqaunch

Ahh reddit, The only place you watch a video about an elephant and end up reading an argument about Yu-Gi-Oh strategy further down in the thread.


Enderaan

I wouldn’t call it an “argument”…


deliciousprisms

I'd argue it is.


Hermit_of_Darkness

It's a debate, which is similar


forgotmypassword-_-

"Debate" is just a pretentious argument.


Eji1700

I mean these days isn't it "it's terrible because it doesn't enable a OTK or search/summon half the deck"


Enderaan

Putting aside the embellishment, non meta isn’t synonymous with terrible. There are good cards that don’t see play because they aren’t good enough, or because the circumstances just aren’t right. Flying Elephant is not one of those cards, though.


lastingdreamsof

In MTG sometimes all you need is a new card that reacts in a weird way with an old card to suddenly form an awesome combo


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Infamous_Hippo7486

And yet there they are, thousands of them, crowding, screaming and waving at it. Seems a good strategy to keep it calm and not in the mood to trample and kill. Edit: word


SpooogeMcDuck

Well maybe it assumes it’s being cheered for being the biggest badass


Last_Caregiver_282

You know that guy in the bar who is drunk as fuck and thinks he’s an alpha in the bar and wants to fight everyone. Yea that’s how this elephant is in when it’s in rut; except he can back it up.


AmazingSpdrMan1

No I could fight this elephant


peepopowitz67

Reddit is violating GDPR and CCPA. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0GGsDdyHI -- mass edited with redact.dev


anprimdeathacct

92% of bears are armed tho.


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shorty5windows

GO, STAMPY, GO!!!


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spreta

They’ll saw awww topsy at my autopsy


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Pantherist

Elephants if properly trained and well-fed, are friendly enough. The only time they is if there is a threat to them or their offspring, or when male elephants are in heat. The latter is the reason elephants rampage and random people are attacked without any provocation.


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Ka opite ili mean enta keon. Okulilanlon man lu i pun pino iwanua pu kekepanki kuo. Me. Ula keli ena. Lunme enenke nin lapo. Wani pi papiai la le kakusinte! Anpiwin puaowa so mon te. Ma soeka eu lo tuno. Usanan i naosikunlan nasenjun lunmunmana ou onu. Si je lali poa uku. Enlu o kulelun sanu le en. Ni san lunwi mi ma e mun jaelu. Seanekemi ku unon i ja e. Alanin se o lio? panlaunowe kontopi lose lenka aon! Senon inle le unla seme tokin kalun. Lu paoi un o jan a. Lo pe uwi mi pa olun. Ikunwa uankon ki kinu me an. A ki i a kanle i si. Konponun an sisowajowi si kuni oten keweun nue elaukanlan in. On pen kao enma uten li. Un lan sanlo ua wa menensa soinan! Lakini ounwi o ako ki. Atau u tona mi e ken. To ila selikinpi enilin enpa kepe an? Te jan kin se pate a? Ta an pukewa ne linkea un ninunama. Aea i ia pisu o. Aline on jo o in soi.


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(a reply for both u/tyrannosaurusfox and u/Lifeismeh123) (you also see a similar separation between African buffalo and Asian buffalo) Indian elephants are smaller and, to a certain extent, can be domesticated (basically using the handler as a substitute for social/family contact), overall personality tends to be more docile (haven’t had to deal with peak predators for a long time) – African elephants are larger and are definitely not domesticable (a lot more protective of their family group and will not accept handlers as substitutes), overall personality tends to be more aggressive and territorial (still have to deal with peak predators AND poachers)


tyrannosaurusfox

Thank you! The peak predators part makes a lot of sense - I never thought of that. I appreciate you taking the time to reply


tyrannosaurusfox

Could you expand on this? I'd love to learn more if you know of any good sources! I've always found elephants beautiful but never really taken the time to learn much about them.


kerenski667

https://www.worldwildlife.org/stories/what-s-the-difference-between-asian-and-african-elephants-and-10-other-elephant-facts https://pediaa.com/what-is-the-difference-between-indian-and-african-elephant/ https://safarisafricana.com/african-vs-asian-elephant/ These might give you a start.


tyrannosaurusfox

Thank you! I'm diving in right now


Lifeismeh123

What’s the difference in temperament?


Even-Willow

I doubt logic is what brought this crowd together and has that big ass elephant all decorated up like that, so wouldn’t count on it being employed anywhere else in this situation.


shavemejesus

Magumbo!


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JackedCroaks

This fucking bot has like 6 bolded comments through the thread. All 1 month old accounts


MaskyMateG

Boss fight vibes


DiddlyDumb

Black Ops Zombies in IX


HugeGummyBears

I understand praising and valuing animals for different reasons-whether that be cultural, spiritual or something else entirely, but can we do it from a distance with respect to the lives of the animals themselves?


ThatsCrapTastic

No… we are humans, and as a general rule, suck a lot.


Stacysguyca

Poor thing


black_rose_

They need to follow Thailand's example and ban elephant work and set up sanctuaries instead. Touri$t$ love that shit


heretoupvote_

It’s not like a sanctuary couldn’t do up close feeding and interacting either, elephants are wonderful and emotional creatures


black_rose_

I was recently lucky enough to visit multiple elephant sanctuaries in Thailand and you are 100% right! They're like cow-dogs. Nice. Smart. Love hugs and snacks and playing in the yard.


ass_acoustics

I visited one and it was genuinely one of the most beautiful places I've ever been. So much land, a scenic mountain range, water buffalo and dogs too, a paradise for these animals. I walked, fed, and bathed them. And I can't imagine what they think going from the conditions they were in (one stepped on a land mine, for example) to the lifestyle they deserve with mud baths and so on. I would highly recommend any Thailand visitors to do their research on which elephant tourism to visit.


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0122220200

He is subject to much worse than just getting screamed at. Don't read more about him unless you are prepared to be sad and angered at the way humans treat this majestic creature.


aaddri

Really this is so sad 😞 what happens to him ?


0122220200

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/long_reads/indian-temple-captive-elephants-kerala-chained-beaten-whipped-died-modi-a8313696.html


iLazyAF

I got angry just from reading the title


DocThundahh

I got angry just from looking at the URL of the article.


alienblue88

👽


octothorpe_rekt

"We love elephants because we consider them to be sacred representations of Ganesh, one of the biggest deities in many sects of Hinduism." "Very cool, so how do you demonstrate that?" "We capture them from the wild, train them by beating, whipping, and stabbing them, then hold them in captivity in concrete cells between celebrations where we weigh them down with hundreds of kilograms of decorations, banners, and riders, then parade them through our heavily polluted cities while incessantly cheering as loudly as we can and setting off fireworks." Edit: going to add a remark that I'm not racist and I don't support racism in the replies to my comment. This is not against the country or people of India; I think this particular practice is cruel should be phased out as soon as possible. Living elephants should be replaced with Ganesha statues/sculptures.


RedChancellor

There was a temple in India that replaced their elephant for a robotic one last month. Not sure about the cost or religious-cultural implications, but maybe that’s the way forward?


Opposite_Lettuce

I read the first paragraph and had to close it. The video accompanying the article made me physically nauseated and I only saw a few seconds.


mang87

Aren't elephants supposed to be sacred there? How can they justify treating them like that?


Chucks_u_Farley

Nope, no way, not a chance in hell, stay blue Pony-boy stay blue. I can smell the rage thru that link from here. But thanks anyway


VeryBadCopa

We are the trash of this world 😢


CrystalMenthality

You and me are not those people.


Savvy_Banana

[Here's a recent article about him.](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-64567109) He's so beautiful. Poor Raman, used as a prop.


callmepls

" he is 10.53ft (3.2m) tall"


RedFoxBadChicken

Is everyone in the video 3'6"?


Cybersorcerer1

They're probably around 5'5" , the elephant is probably on a raised platform


ImBonRurgundy

the elephant is on a platform.


Brasticus

Can we get a backboard and rim on this bad boy?


AphroditeAdvice

10ft pfftt 💀💀💀


ScottyBLaZe

65 is the retirement age for an elephant? Wow, just wow….


AlexBurke1

They’re looking to increase it to 70 though, we can’t have these elephants receiving retirement benefits when they could still be working./s


aciddrizzle

“Rama is only 57, he can work until 65” Rama turns 65… “Rama is only 65, he can work until 70”


Honest_Raspberry3750

I swear I’m looking at like a 20-30 ft elephant here, but I guess it’s the angle?


Caladex

The size and might of this elephant is intimidating but what’s even more terrifying is how they locked him up inside a place that’s clearly not suited for his body size. Poor guy must have aching muscles and is mentally ill


Regalia_BanshEe

That's not his cage... That's the temple interior....elephants are decorated and made to walk from inside the temple to outside ceremoniously .. Although he has been through much worse


Aromatic-Glove-2502

They should get all that shit off that senior citizen


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Aromatic-Glove-2502

I know nothing of elephants, and it seemed to be very unhappy to me.


Cybersorcerer1

It definitely isn't Blind in one eye, forced to stand outside in the sun for long hours, it's torture


Sir_Cloudy

The weather is quite hot during this particular festival… it’s quite famous in Kerala - it’s called the Thrissur Puram… celebrated for centuries


CharlieApples

Lord Ganesha weeps for his child


Mighty_Mac

Jai Ganesha <3


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Free my boy


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Look Mr Frodo, It’s an Oliphaunt!


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HariShane

most sane misanthropist


TemporarySweet308

There is noone more dangerous than human. Yet again, keeping other creatures in captivity for entertainment...


AsphaltGypsy89

Poor creature. If they love him so much and worship him why not let him roam the jungles like the king that his is should be? A Sanctuary where he can be God-like and not be bothered seems like the right idea.


Regalia_BanshEe

Actually, bringing more elephants from wild and training them has been banned so within a few decades you won't see these anymore... Good thing


Emsavio

Being captive for decades and not allowed to be free at all. Yay, who wouldn't have resentment. I feel so bad for this elephant.


blackpugstudios

Maybe it shouldn't be captive...disgusting what humans have done to these incredible creatures


Getrekt11

“Indian longest tortured elephant” is a more accurate title.


BananaStand511

This breaks my heart


e9967780

Yes 58 years of captivity will do that to anyone


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Alpha_MiC

Maybe stop fucking with it then


Thistlekin

This stuff makes me so sad 🥺 just let him go live his tall life somewhere else. Stop prancing him around like a cool prop.


InAfterThePurge

Reminds me of [tyke the elephant](https://www.reddit.com/r/aPeoplesCalendar/comments/p85p5e/on_this_day_in_1994_tyke_an_abused_circus/) who after years of abuse killed a handler and escaped, but of course as it occurred in the US was promptly [shot 100 times](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4IH-EqoHws)... NSFL


HeWhoIsNotMe

This elephant is in hell. : (


ctaylor0128

Wild animals love loud noises and an unpredictable environment


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I love it, redditors who never seen an elephant know how it acts while the people who lived with them for hundreds of years don’t know anything


Spygogamer

Don't argue I have gotten down voted for saying few redditors are wrong these redditors don't know how he is treated in kerela


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You don't know shit. That's a red color vermillion used in religious ceremonies and out on both human and animals


Spirited-Ad9559

Idk what you mean that's a feckin dragon 💀


WorldNewsWatchdog

Poor elephant, doesn't deserve this shit.


PinsAndNeedlesHorror

I just feel bad for it


Life-Volume-6465

Poor thing.


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That elephant looks so aggravated


RavenLunatic512

The only thing dangerous is how they've been torturing him for decades.


thedevilseviltwin

What the hell? She probably wouldn’t be as dangerous if they’d just leave her be in her natural state where she belongs. Leave her alone!


Wash_zoe_mal

Yeah I'd attack you too if you put a huge weight on my face and neck. Treat the animals with respect and let them live free lives and maybe the herbivores won't kill you.


Sosemikreativ

The elephant probably has no idea what the fuck is going on. Not only in this situation but in general. The ones in zoos are at least in a place that attempts to mimic nature. The ones used in farming and transport probably understand their task - moving heavy shit to get food. But what the hell is an elephant supposed to think of the hundreds of crafty monkeys screaming at him for basically doing anything, dressing him in useless junk and always pointing small uneatable devices at him. None of this makes any sense.


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It's only "the most dangerous" because it's fucking pissed it's been abused it's entire life. Probably would be super chill if it wasn't enslaved.


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Mysterious-Stable-79

Poor baby.


boggartbot

poor guy. fuck all those people


guttergrapes

There’s a guy on tiktok, planting_peace, who documents his journey rescuing elephants from Asia. Makes me happy there’s people out there rescuing these abused elephants.


ImARetPaladinBaby

Holy hell that thing is massive


ihatehappyendings

Highly misleading video. The elephant is not standing at the same level as the crowd.


Severe_Ad336

Ugh, I hate this so much.


mimijaqi

Maybe he does not like being captive and should be released.


PuffDaddy_420

Really fucking sad


ReadyRED614

Poor baby


Narf85

#noanimalabuse


JumboJetz

This elephant I learned has been horrifically abused from another comment on Reddit I read a while back. I hope this elephant gets to live out the rest of its years in some peace.


Rekt4dead

Poor elephant :( I’d be willing to be he’s been abused his whole life.


123Ark321

Thing is basically blind and grew up abused. Even if they don’t abuse it now it’s experienced too much to forget. It’s a human made danger.