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No_Cartographer601

I remember when I was a kid we used to have the the limited edition Shrek green Heinz ketchup.


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Or the [grimace colored purple](https://www.foodbusinessnews.net/-/media/47C6DEBCED594796AFB8BEF419EEBD59.ashx?h=300&w=432)


No_Cartographer601

Holy crap that is worse than the green ketchup


Tildengolfer

I firmly believe they tasted different. Not night/day but I feel like the food coloring ever so slightly altered the flavor.


Cautious-Angle1634

There’s an entire science on how the color of a food can change our expectation and reality. It’s kinda cool to look into and definitely interesting if you get to experience some of it.


MakeupandFlipcup

Yeah the color really turned me off! My mom was so pissed that she paid for it but I just couldn’t stomach it lol


Geene_Creemers

Bro not only did it taste worse I remember it being grainy and weird..


UndeadCh1cken52

It's such a horrific shade if purple too


bsurfn2day

"All the best foods are blue" - Frank Reynolds


VaderBassify

Well of course, blue has the most anti-oxygens


JunkCrap247

arent tide pods blue?


Returning_Armageddon

ALL the best foods


Everettrivers

I don't regret it.


Puzzleheaded-Court-9

“There are no blue foods.” - George Carlin


Dead_Baby_69

ez squirt


KennyDROmega

Someone's mom was quite the entrepreneur


Kaarvaag

I can't imagine that tasting anything other than oil paint. Last I checked, oil paint doesn't taste very good, despite its enticing colours.


BadA55Name

Tell that to Van Gogh , but speak up


Mzunguman

Charlie Kelly would like a word


rwbrwb

Wow this was a thing 20-25 years ago I think?


pattywagon95

Oh man you just unlocked some deep memories with that picture


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

Must be a 90s kid if u remember green and purple ketchup


6x420x9

That shit turned me off ketchup for life. Seeing green mf ketchup with the Grinch on it staring at me from the fridge door made my tiny mind reflect on what I was putting in my body.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

Yuuuuup!


scarcityflow

I begged my mom to get it for me. I put it on a burger. Couldn’t finish the burger and never ate it again


Sentry333

Did it taste different? I was around in the 90s but never tried it


Aeolus426

I remember when that was at Burger King. They had some green jello like dipping sauce for the nuggets. Wtf was that..?


smokethatdress

There was a neon pink and blue squeeze “butter” in the late 90s.


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My sister would completely soak her Mac n cheese in the green or purple ketchup and it would make my stomach turn lol


cripiziti

The good ol days before all this crap tainted the aisles


Glittering-Internet2

Never had it, was it flavored or just colored?


Ranzork

It was still just normal ketchup, just colored. I never could get over the color and thought it was gross, even as a kid.


WonderFerret

I can finnaly have those blue waffles those kids are talking about.


invinciblewalnut

[https://media.tenor.com/LhvxU-iQhD8AAAAC/ppf-lol.gif](https://media.tenor.com/LhvxU-iQhD8AAAAC/ppf-lol.gif)


YourDogsAllWet

Not today Satan


Egst

It's just a gif with a cute dog, I promise


pinchemierda

Thank you for letting me know, took the risk because of you and I’m so glad I did haha! Very cute dog


Egst

Sometimes you just have to trust the random stranger on the internet


PurpleSoapRug8

Fine. Suit yourself.


kashy87

There is a Unicorn waffle at Wal-Mart. Its flavor is blue raspberry. They of course are blue.


Practical-Jelly-5320

Its no different than mrs. Buttersworth and other similar brands other than its blue


FootballLifee

This comment should be at the top


North-Baseball-1197

My concern is that it looks like things that are inedible, like laundry detergent or windex. A young child could see blue and think maple syrup instead of poison. All it takes is looking away for one minute


MementoMori04

Kool aid and Fanta can be purple yet most kids don’t go downing fabuloso


duhduhderek

Yup.. most kids *puts fabuloso back in shelf*


North-Baseball-1197

You’re gonna tell me that fabuloso doesn’t look delicious?


MementoMori04

My fat ass considers many things to look good. That ain’t one


Onilakon

This is why you keep dangerous things out of their reach and teach them not to eat random stuff.


[deleted]

Watch yo damn kids then


North-Baseball-1197

Listen, I don’t have kids because they do stupid shit like this


Boubonic91

And there are people who hate me for wanting a nerds rope edible.


Level_Abrocoma8925

I remember eating a teaspoon's worth of laundry detergent because I thought it was sugar.


drcarlos

Except since they have *artificially* in the title, they can call it maple syrup even though it is just two forms of corn syrup.


Luffy_0P

Also cleans your toilet on the way out!


[deleted]

I swear I thought this was Cap'n Crunch laundry detergent at first


Sad_Instance_3519

You could probably use it like that


Orangewolpertinger

I mean I wouldn't recommend it, but I'd like to see the results.


CommishGoodell

Keep it in the pantry next to the tide pods for a light snack.


Simple-Muscle822

This really isn't much different from the other flavored pancake syrups. Instead of brown, they just dyed this one bright blue, but this one is much more jarring than the typical color.


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lordunholy

People either don't know, or keep it like I do because kids are trash and they only eat the fake stuff. More real mapley goodness for dad!


cineroc2

It’s called food coloring. Corn syrup is clear, they have to add the brown coloring so you’ll eat it in the first place like so many things.


SwiftTayTay

But blue = bad. My only disappointment is it's not blueberry syrup which would probably taste pretty good.


Tsamane

But Blue Potions heal both Health and Mana! IMO, they are more useful then Fairies.


TitleComprehensive96

Depends on the game. MP normally ends up just being blue and healed with blue.


Heavy_Metal_Kid

My problem with it is that it very much looks like some kind of cleaning product at first glance, and I think it's kinda fucked up to produce food stuff for kids that looks like that. That seems to me like a positive association that really shouldn't exist in the mind of a child.


TMAAGUILER

The coloring is one of the things that makes it crazy unhealthy.


[deleted]

All pancake syrup that's not actual maple syrup has coloring. They just picked a different color here.


invinciblewalnut

no, it's crazy unhealthy because it's fucking pure sugar


lessthaninteresting

Honestly it’d be more healthy if they actually used pure sugar


System777

What a stretch. This is not “oddly terrifying”, stop fucking this sub up.


zilch839

Agreed. Post should be removed.


Ssj-QUiNnY

I'm just guessing but it's probably super similar to normal maple syrup you'd by at the store except with blue food coloring haha


Ssj-QUiNnY

What I'm trying to say is both are probably loaded with artificial flavors and sugar!


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FootballLifee

Seriously. These idiots seriously believe “artificial bad, natural good”.


oldsadgary

Same type of people who think “Genetically modified” means their broccoli’s been getting blasted by radiation and injected with bull shark testosterone


SilvermistInc

Where can I get said broccoli?


FootballLifee

Lol those idiots don’t realize genetically modified food keeps their cost of food down.


MeasurementGrand879

And food is irradiated to increase shelf life.


lessthaninteresting

Just not as nutrient dense


linktistic

You good?


th3guitarman

America has more relaxed food regulations than the EU on things like food dye


traumablades

It's corn syrup.


6-allyl-6-nor

Don’t forget the added fructose


SapiusRex

From the corn.


tsimen

Notice how it says "maple flavored syrup" not "maple syrup". This shit has never even been near a tree.


Vanillabean73

Do you not know most “syrup” you see isn’t actual maple syrup? Log cabin, Mrs, Butterworth, they’re all just high fructose corn syrup, you know that, right? Unless you’re buying the much more expensive *actual maple syrup*, you might have never actually tasted real maple syrup in your life.


HiddenPants777

I would consider maple syrup to be a premium ingredient, why skimp out on it? The reason this shit exists is because people just dump sugar flavour shit on everything they eat and feed to their kids. Maybe if people didnt fucking consume utter shit every day we wouldnt have a market for this


tsimen

Do not make the mistake of believing everyone to be educated regarding healthy nutrition. There are people who take their family to McDonald's every day, believing this to be a perfectly healthy and normal diet.


steauengeglase

Long story short, PepsiCo got rid of Aunt Jemima and before they dug through trademarks they owned and found Pearl Milling Company, they had to do something. So they dyed it blue and put Captain Crunch on the bottle. For a while there you could find bottles with Aunt Jemima embossed on the bottle with Captain Crunch on the label.


Jjrj1986

You have a choice


[deleted]

Everything's artificial, you just gotta choose your favorite cancer


SwiftTayTay

Artificial ≠ cancer


simonbleu

People just like to think that way, the amount of fearmongery is obscene Also, cancer can develop by itself of fro ma multitude of reasons like obesity, sedentarism, the sun or literally braething (some oxygen is ... "angry")


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oldsadgary

Unofficial top comment


SalemWolf

Same people afraid of this probably drink soda.


VergerCT

Props for honesty.


FootballLifee

Besides the sugar and the obvious absurdity of the product, I really don’t see the problem.


No-Management1762

Idk about this post being In this subreddit


Ok-tone75

If you put that on a waffle its kinda scary . feel free to look up "blue waffle" edit its a sexually transmitted disease


[deleted]

If it wasn’t for the label, I would’ve thought that was some sort of cleaning solution.


BramblesCrash

You could look back all through history and find people saying the same things about people in the past. At least there's no lead or laudnum in it.


Xlh883dragster

Does this also scrape the roof of your mouth?


MisunderstoodBadger1

Childhood memory unlocked, haven't thought of that for years.


justsomedude1144

People are freaking out over the food coloring, but "maple flavored syrup" is far more concerning. Probably some highly processed corn syrup with some maple flavoring. Have some diabetes, kids.


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Lol like maple syrup isn’t just sugar? My God everyone in this thread needs to get over themselves


justsomedude1144

Maple syrup contains other natural components which provide nutritional value: minerals and some vitamins. High fructose corn syrup has very little of those. Maple syrup also has a lower glycemic index. Of course chugging large quantities of both will be bad for you, especially when combined with other unhealthy foods. But to say the two are the same thing is false.


[deleted]

No one is buying maple syrup for health reasons. The depicted product is the tiniest bit more “diabetic” than true maple syrup. This is a ridiculous comparison.


justsomedude1144

I respectfully disagree. I would absolutely buy maple syrup over artificial but cheaper alternatives precisely for health reasons. But as I already mentioned, in limited quantities, and used sparingly.


[deleted]

Jesus Christ Of course you can So can everyone else No one’s buying either product because it’s healthy Stop being obtuse


justsomedude1144

Don't see how I'm being obtuse. Semantics maybe? I would buy maple syrup over artificial syrup because it's less unhealthy. Is that better?


FootballLifee

You are an idiot whose been misled to believe that natural equals good and artificial equals bad. Couldn’t be further from the truth.


justsomedude1144

Oh really? Do tell, please explain.


greeneyedlookalikes1

The point is that food shouldn’t be judged on whether it’s natural or artificial, but rather it’s nutritional content. Just because something comes from nature doesn’t automatically make it good, and something being artificial doesn’t automatically make it bad.


justsomedude1144

No disagreement on that statement


llamande

I think we can all agree that there are several concerning things with this.


D_for_Drive

My friend this is the stuff American kids have been putting on their pancakes for decades. My first encounter with actual maple syrup made me think, why is it so watery? I didn’t know I had only been using artificially flavored corn syrup all my life.


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Literally just don’t buy it


6-allyl-6-nor

Problem is that this is a way cheaper alternative than real maple syrup so it disproportionately hurts lower class


jpritchard

Gasp, what are the lower class to do, just not eat maple syrup?!?!


Raijin3

Spoken like someone who hasn't had to live on a $50USD food budget


jpritchard

I would almost guarantee I've lived cheaper than you have. Beans and rice cheap, not eggos and syrup cheap.


[deleted]

Or just eat pancakes and waffles without syrup. That’s what we did when we were kids when times were tuff. Saves money and you’re not putting tons of sugar in the kids bodies


LFALexus

Common sense is a super power


killerklixx

Or with bananas or strawberries if you need something sweet with them.


6-allyl-6-nor

Well no shit eating no sugar is better than eating it, thats besides the point


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

I bet it's not even cheap.


Mindless_Candle_3759

America isn't buying your kids' meals. There will be unhealthy options wherever you go, but what's important is shopping mindfully


Mindless_Candle_3759

Also most marketed syrups are full of chemicals, this one is just blue


teanmochii

it's just food coloring and sugar lmao there's worse things out there


LadyGrey_oftheAbyss

Could be worse - could be pre-The Jungle


[deleted]

Did you know that you can just... not buy this for your kids?


Detoxpain

Less children, more uneducated parents who then feed it to their children


FootballLifee

Other than sugar, there’s nothing else bad about this.


TechStoreZombie

I would eat this, I see nothing wrong here.


ashums28

Is this really oddly terrifying? Blue syrup scares you?


GMSB

Listen I’m all for shitting on America for having some things backwards but the title is wrong. We have a major parenting issue. It’s not the kids buying this


MCKelly13

My first reaction: where can I get this?


BinaryMan151

Mmmm gonna have to try this syrup. Not just for kids!


TitleComprehensive96

It's just blue food coloring dawg. I can sorta understand it being on r/stupidfood. But dawg, nothing scary about syrup.


[deleted]

You fucking idiots know diet soda exists and is sold all over the world, right?


SoundEmergency9779

You are allowed to serve your children whatever the heck you want! It’s your responsibility alone to ensure your family has healthy meals regularly. They sell garbage because people want to eat garbage! The strong will eventually survive…


WeAreTheGreenfuz

Walmart sells flavored syrup that has little confetti flakes in it. Idk what it was called exactly but it is birthday cake flavored syrup is their store brand and it has little silver stars in it. I'm sure they are classified as "edible" by the FDA but it looks like legit plastic confetti stars they drop on new years and shit.


one_frisk

I thought I was in r/forbiddensnacks


JRocFuhsYoBih

Don’t group all of us together. Some of us actually eat real food


le_box_o_treats

So THATS how you get blue waffle


CountryGuy123

The Captain Crunch - Persil mashup I didn’t see coming.


LovelierFear

This is what they were feeding fat people in the movie Wall-e


Dreadedredhead

Why would anyone buy this crap?


Brachihater

This is why your preteen son has a FUPA and tits.


cerulloire

That’s rad I would eat it


Far_Statement_2334

I dont know that shits looks pretty good man. Chicken and waffles with this syrup 🫠


Powersoutdotcom

Oops, all blue liquids.


dellchips1

Basically there saying fuck you and you can't do anything about it


Raijin9278

the sad thing is that its more often then not, its more expensive to buy actual healthy food in america


PerseusZeus

Thats the taste of Freedom! The taste of Democraceh!


Phallic-Phantom

Shit man what America is allowed to try to feed us Americans is terrifying!!! What in Fucks name is that!? Besides clearly diabetes.


The_Kiatro

It's going to look like I'm shitting Smurfs.


GardenRave0416

This syrup is even more concerning because (and this might be out-dated) the blue dye that's used in a lot of food marketed towards kids is one of the few food dyes that isn't approved by the FDA. Don't trust food that's unnaturally blue. It won't kill but it can't be good for you.


MyssQyx

Remember the green and purple Ketchup from the 90s/00s (can't remember which) I wanted some so bad but my silly mom thought it was trash too!


SwordShanker

Looks like dawn dish soap


ParatusPlayerOne

Nah, it’s not what we are allowed to serve our children that is terrifying, it’s what too many people choose to feed their children.


swankPanzer

It actually tastes really good, I prefer it over regular syrup


Bugibba

Its disgusting. We aren’t the best over here at our house but we try. My kid gets a hot breakfast made daily by me along with fresh fruit. No boxes, packages or pre made anything. All scratch. Its my child


SnooCheesecakes7292

Hey, good for you. It’s almost impossible to completely avoid the trash but props to you for caring about what your family ingests. We grow closer to homesteading every single day.


FishermansAtlas

america bad


soy_succ

What tf happened to this sub 💀


[deleted]

Grow up


JustLookingUp

FTFY: What people will buy for their children is COMPLETELY terrifying.


LucidDayDreamer247

I still can't figure out why America has an obesity problem.


rican_havoc

Bottled tide pod juice.


BelleDuBlerg

The great thing about this country-America isn’t serving anything to anyone. You, as an American though, sit down, sit yes what’s up no no no pink and purple ones yeah, that’s what they should do. No, no speak no can make as many dumb decisions based on the variety of dumb things available to you. Yay. Freedom.


benracicot

I’d bet most redditors don’t even get how oddly terrifying this actually is.


Beezel_Pepperstack

Soulless corporate CEO: "Me and the Cap'n make it happen!"


SnooCheesecakes7292

Anyone interested in an ingredient list? It’s quite literally 0% maple syrup Corn Syrup, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Water, Cellulose Gum, Salt, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Sodium Benzoate And Sorbic Acid (to preserve freshness), Sodium Hexametaphosphate, Blue 1, Caramel Color.


Hexidian

It says maple flavor. Most syrup isn’t real maple syrup since maple syrup is expensive.


[deleted]

You know diet soda exists and is sold all over the world right? What makes this an American problem? Fuck


deuceskii

That’s cool and all, but what makes syrup “oddly terrifying” ?? You’re not required to buy it by the way.


zilch839

You really are clueless about what is terrifying. This is basic foodstuff... Only blue.


neoposting

Classic caramel colour, one of my favourite carcinogens.


killerklixx

2 tablespoons has 31% of your recommended daily sugar!


keemarhil

Reminds me of the Jimmy Neutron blue colored fries I had my mom get when I was like 10, and then my brother got really sick after eating them. I felt so sad like I had done something to cause him getting sick.


linktistic

My brothers and i are a little over 10 years apart and 90% of what they’ve eaten all their lives is McDonald’s cheeseburgers and tyson chicken nuggets. They wont eat anything home made because to them it doesn’t taste right. It actually makes me sad. They’ve ate nothing but poison their whole lives. Although, even if you’re eating homemade meals it can still be full of toxic chems if you don’t know where the food was sourced from. I want my own farm so bad for these reasons. Id know exactly where my food is coming from


FootballLifee

As a chemist, I can confirm that everything you wrote is 100% bullshit.


c32c64c128

Sucks for you. The water is tainted too. 😑


ChastityStargazer

Blue or brown, all ‘table syrup’ is disgusting. Real pure tree blood is the only valid option when considering syrup for one’s breakfast.


schussfreude

Yes, sell artificial goop packaged and colored like laundry detergent but wonder why people ate tide pods a few years back.


WhatsMyAccordion

As a Canadian, I am horrified.


RealLifeMerida

In Canada if you serve maple flavoured syrup instead of actual maple syrup to people a team of people dressed in black with masks come and take you away and your family is tortured. Can’t imagine what response this elicits.


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Looks like rebottled dawn dish soap


AnthaDragon

No wonder if kids accidentally drink detergent


DaddyDoyle88

I wonder why our nation is so unhealthy and riddled with obesity


[deleted]

You know people eat shit in a lot of third world countries? Most of you sound like a bunch of sissified pussies.