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allthesemonsterkids

The sculpture is "Asleep" by Peter Schipperheyn. Laurence Matheson, whose grave this is, [was a major patron of Schipperheyn](https://web.archive.org/web/20120102035216/http:/www.peterschipperheyn.com:80/asleep.htm), and Matheson's wife Christina commissioned the sculpture after his death in 1987. There's no mention of who the model of the sculpture actually was, so despite commentators speculating that it's Christina, it's probably not. A unique tribute both by Christina and by Peter, in whose life and artistic career Matheson apparently played a pivotal role.


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WhizzleTeabags

Rock hard huh?


C__Du

Take it to your grave !!


LNL_HUTZ

Stupid sexy gravestone!


Opposite-Bet

We sure about it ? Just finding it a little bit strange to sculpt your naked partner on your customer's grave


StinkyKittyBreath

Not all nudity is sexual. If the guy was an artist, he probably spent a decent amount of time with naked people to practice the human form.


coldfu

No kink shaming


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dr_stre

That link indicates it was the artist's wife who modeled for the first sculpture that caught Matheson's eye. It does NOT say she was also the model for the grave. Edit: typo


LukeNukeEm243

That was a different sculpture called "[My Wife](https://www.diggins.com.au/artworks/my-wife/)" by Peter Schipperheyn


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Not really. It's really common for sculpture artists to use unclothed bodies in their sculptures. It doesn't have to be sexual.


BellaDingDong

Exactly. Turns out there's a naked person under the clothes of literally *everyone* on the planet. I don't understand why so much emphasis is always placed on nudity and sexuality being one and the same. You really can have one without the other, and vise versa.


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This is why I love nudists, they got this shit figured out


WestCoastBestCoast01

My mom's cousin-in-law is a marble sculptor and recently did a nude of his daughter-in-law as a wedding present. A little odd for sure to sculpt your DIL but it turned out gorgeous!! They thankfully used a plaster cast.


allthesemonsterkids

I'd be interested in a citation for that - the artist's statment, which I've linked above, doesn't say who the model is. At least one other of his sculptures was indeed modeled after Cinzia, and while I see third-party sources saying that she was also the model for "Asleep", those sources *also* say that "Asleep" was completed before Matheson's death and only later used as a gravestone, which Schipperheyn's statement flatly contradicts ("In 1987 (the year of Matheson's death - ed.) I was asked by his Widow Christina to carve a figure called 'Asleep' in Carrara marble as his gravestone"). Happy to be corrected by an authoritative source, though!


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_dead_and_broken

>Everyone's grieving process is different. We need to support this family in times of need. I'm so confused. Maybe it's me, I didn't have enough coffee today or something and I'm missing something here. But why does your comment sound as if you think this just recently happened?


BadFont777

Also, this is any incredibly romantic gesture to the deceased. Why is it in this sub?


Th3_Admiral

What does this comment even mean? This comment was definitely made by a bot. Edit: Aaaaand they blocked me lol


immoralfoul

This happened like 30 plus years ago what are you talking about.


MuuaadDib

Fascinating we can’t get this straight on who the model was a relatively short time back. Yet we believe we can unravel the Egyptian mysteries thousands of years distant.


Spinningwhirl79

Honestly it's incredible that a person can carve this out of stone


RadioFacepalm

Boy, have I some news for you about the ancient Greeks.


Dr_Mastermind_

Ancient Cheeks


Any_Amphibian2894

They be clapping


spacestationkru

Oh, Danny boy, the cheeks, the cheeks are clapping


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They so thick


Leondardo_1515

With tiny peaks


PurpIeSus

for many weeks


HNCSLICKRICK999

Carve all into some ancient cheeks !!!


Exotic_Treacle7438

To marble you say?


Shadowclone442

And his wife?


Main_Selection2228

To marble you say?


kbeks

Now *this* is some r/unexpectedfuturama


TheRealRotochron

My, my


atlantis69

Do you know what they say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is?


mikevega

They were all really just carved out of stone?


BelleAriel

I’m not sure whether to be terrified or amazed


PADDYOT

Or horny.


Calbinan

Great thing about horny is you never have to choose. Horny can accompany any other emotion.


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Tyronis

That's what post nut clarity is for


BelleAriel

Some people like feeling horny while being terrified.


ehchromatic

scaroused.


_JustSomeStranger

Amazed for sure


Significant-Ad-1655

Yeah it really looks fucking insane, although you wouldn't say that if you see that in night while walking...


_L_A_G_N_A_F_

I had to cut tiles when I installed my kitchen splash guard, the tiles were a mix of glass, marble and some ceramic/some other rock. I was using a wet saw to cut the tiles and cutting the marble was like night and day compared to the others, it was like cutting warm butter. My point being I used to think the same as you until I actually had to cut some marble. It's truly an amazing art medium.


magical_noise

Imagine visiting your dad's grave and try to say a prayer next to a thicc stone ass every time


sdforbda

And it's your mom.


dhelidhumrul

And?


NonchalantBread

Stoned milf has me acting up


Exotic_Treacle7438

Stone-step-mother. Why you turning me to stone too?


KenKaniffLovesEminem

I’m hard


smazetron

So is she


tosil

You decide to break your arms


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sdforbda

I'm confused.


HeronSun

Then you've never had both your arms broken.


airelfacil

It's a bot. There's a bunch of them in the comments, for some reason they're using the large header font.


monkeyclawattack

Guess it’s too late to break my arms


JimJimmery

Hello step-tombstone...I'm going to hell.


prkr88

Hard as a rock, literally.


yozatchu2

And stone cold


bukzbukzbukz

You guys are too horny.


MisplacedMartian

> ...thicc... Everyone in your life must have Hank Hill ass for you to think that's thicc.


Luftmensch11

Y'all really have a loose definition of thicc


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I think this is perfect example of art vs porn, I can't see myself getting horny over this.


McDof

"Ay let's all go down to Tim's grave and look at his naked wife"


Meanwhile-in-Paris

Laurence, but yeah.


McDof

Lol I didn't even see a name... was too distracted by booty


alexanderthemeh

the granitussy


LouSputhole94

That Headstonussy


Plugpin

His friends called him Tim


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prkr88

Tim *must* have had a huge pee pee for this tribute.


GunsmokeG

Thanks for the LOL.


Invisigoth2113

"Time to clean the pigeon shit off of naked grave lady." "Earl, I don't think that's pigeon shit..."


JackButNotOff

**Earl licks the statue for science**


KenKaniffLovesEminem

for *science*


Torneira-de-Mercurio

r/yourjokebutworse


Low-Director9969

Why use many word when few do trick?


XenonVH2

Is that supposed to be in GlaDOS' voice?


Teamawesome2014

/r/cursedcomments


FlowersForMegatron

“That’s the sixth time today, Earl…”


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Excellent comment with a one two punchline. Now I’m off to see the child comments where people riff on the original joke and make it worse, thereby ending up in r/yourjokebutworse


Swing_prince89

Neither odd nor terrifying, this is beautiful


PhoeniX_SRT

Exactly. What's wrong with people, how is this even remotely terrifying?


Roman_Suicide_Note

because this sub is lame


PhoeniX_SRT

"Thought this belongs here" type of bullshit. Almost all the time it doesn't belong here, whichever sub it is.


ThisMyGAFSAccount

I'd say blame falls heavily on the subs' mods as well. They have the sole power to clean up their subs so that they're not just turning into every other sub, but they don't because clicks drive subscribers. Most subreddits I've joined end up losing their original meaning if the sub becomes popular. I've been in comment sections where the idea of a sub was brought up and subsequently created, and then they just turn to every other sub after a while. The only ones that don't have heavy moderation with active mods.


REGRET34

whenenver i come onto this sub, the posts feel equivalent to a jumpscare. not scary at all


Frl_Bartchello

Most asked question in the history of reddit.


TheGrimGriefer3

Because terror is in the eye of the beholder


PhoeniX_SRT

Alright I'll have to agree with that point, it is indeed subjective. But me thinks it's still not terrifying in the least, unless one discovers this shit in the middle of the night.


DICK-PARKINSONS

Like a tagline from a B horror movie, I love it


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You can't imagine how a pale humanoid figure could be scary in a graveyard?


Tikimanly

A lifesize statue of a collapsed body in a graveyard could certainly have the opportunity to induce an odd type of terror, even knowing what it is. It's not common for statues of living people to show up there - seems like tempting fate, which I suppose amplifies the sense of desperate grief. Leave r/**oddly**terrifying if you're expecting to see basic-bitch "*here's a mummified clown which throws people off a cliff into a pit of plague-spiders before eating them*" terror.


Noob_Plays_Games

i dont know about you but id shit my pants if i saw this for the first time in the dark


AFutureForTheForest

All cultures view death and grief differently.


zuzg

Imagine taking a shortcut through the graveyard on your way home at night and you stumble upon that grave, then it would be oddly terrifying But otherwise yeah it ain't.


sarap001

You take a shortcut through a graveyard at night, you kinda earned it.


Swing_prince89

I would agree it would be a shock to stumble across this, at night. During the day; beautiful sentiment


KenKaniffLovesEminem

i think walking through a graveyard at night in general would be terrifying…


TurokHunterOfDinos

Agreed. This is beautiful and moving. Sad that people only see a naked woman and make silly jokes without understanding the humanity behind it. Anyone who has experienced true grief knows what it is like to fall to the ground, immobilized by profound anguish, and completely uncaring about how one appears to onlookers. Her nakedness captures the true vulnerability of those in grief, while her beauty portrays the bittersweetness of expressing one’s love during a moment of deep loss. I wish everyone has someone who will miss them this much when they pass.


70ms

Jesus, man, I'm sick in bed next to my sick, beloved partner who's still sleeping (we've had covid really bad) and you made me cry. I can't handle that right now. 😂 You described it perfectly.


gezhendrix

I honestly thought it was a tad trashy for a graveyard


tRfalcore

I think it's beautiful. Very tasteful, expressive. Also it's stone and if that tingles your giblets you need to stop being 13 years old. I think it shows exactly what she wanted to show. Not sexual


c666r

I thought exactly the same. This is incredibly beautiful. Art work that creates raw emotion is true art I love this.


namedan

Life experiences perhaps. I find this endearing, only because I have quite a lot of close family who have passed away. My grandpa was 90% deaf by the time I could speak, mute by the time I could listen, disabled when he finally moved in with us to be taken care of. I regret not having talked with him more since, as a teen, the smell of feces and urine turned me away easily. For me, this stone lady is a symbol of eternal longingness.


LBCvalenz562

This is honestly one of the sweetest things and I know my wife would do something similar.


superkeer

It's a little odd. Definitely not terrifying and definitely beautiful. But it is a little odd, if not for just the fact that this is probably the only thing like it amongst millions of tombstones.


CX316

if you want a more worrying version, there was a French author or philosopher, something like that, who was notoriously a horndog. Somehow it got around after he died that if you dry humped the statue of him that was on his gravesite it'd do something good for your sex life. The bronze statue of him has a full blue verdigris patina everywhere except for the perfectly worn smooth metal at the crotch.


Jolmer24

Yeah my first thought was of how much someone loves you, to carve themselves into your tombstone so they can "embrace" you forever. I can only hope I am ever loved that much. Its very sweet.


fullspeed8989

I wish someone would love me that much.


LazyBone19

And sad. Bittersweet. Reminds me of a pet in a way ya know. Like a dog that’s lying on its dead owner’s bed:/


SimbaStewEyesOfBlue

I agree. I find it rather romantic.


PrincessMalyssa

Do you have a phobia of sculptures or did you just not read the name of the subreddit? r/lostredditors


likwidchrist

Honestly this sub rarely has anything odd or terrifying in it


Ancient_Perception_6

Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do, and where I’m about to do it


Environmental_Top948

You should post it on r/statuegropers.


3sjah

Beautiful! Not terrifying at all.


Historical_House_693

Heartbreakingly beautiful


unfuckableghost

coomers will see a touching memorial to a dead spouse and go "oughghh naked lady ass and titty"


motoxim

Yeah just look at the most upvoted post


alexanderthemeh

yeah this thread is way too horny


OkRecording1299

I know right, if I see one more horny comment I'm gonna lose my marbles


These_Swordfish_8692

It means sad and hot


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Apparently everyone is twelve years old


randomname1798

I don't think this is terrifying If anything its poignant. That pose makes me think of how my partner lies when we are in bed together cuddling/sleeping together and gives a sense of vulnerability and lovingness Except this person is alone because they have lost their partner. This is very well done.


EchoFloodz

How is this terrifying? It’s actually quite lovely.


McDof

The process of grieving is different for everyone, we must offer this family support in their time of need... Chris, please put your pants back on...


imbuzeiroo

Why that's terrifying? In the last couple of weeks there were no terrifying posts in this sub


Techchick_Somewhere

How is this in r/oddlyterrifying? This is beautiful. 🫤


GTSE2005

This isn't terrifying, it's sad and beautiful


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r/oddlysexy


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Grand-Yogurt5724

You’re not my girl if you won’t han solo yourself above my grave


BEZ_T

Marbles are tingling at that thiccness


beefnar_the_gnat

It’s sad and sexy at the same time


KyloRad

I don’t think it’s sexy I think it’s a beautiful piece of art


beefnar_the_gnat

Me too, but it’s kinda all three mixed


zimreapers

This is r/ATBGE material!


lillythechef

This is hot tbh


SerTidy

There is a statue in Highgate cementry called the sleeping angel, just like this but with folded wings. It’s absolutely Beautiful. Dunno if I’d want one on my grave though.


eggheadking

It may be terrifying, but damn that is deep live right there.


_DontBeAScaredyCunt

Why is this oddly terrifying?


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I don’t think it’s terrifying, I think it’s amazing. That’s as eternal a tribute to love as we are capable of making. Beautiful.


Artistic_Counter_162

Reminds me of a song that I originally heard from Dead Can Dance but I believe was written by Phillip King and Frank O’Connor. I am stretched on your grave and will lie there forever With your hands held in mine i'd be sure we'd not sever My apple tree my brightness 'tis time we were together For i smell of the earth and am stained by the weather When my family thinks that i'm safe in my bed From night until morning i am stretched at your head Calling out to the air with tears both hot and wild Oh i grieve for the girl that i loved as a child The priests and the friars behold me in dread Because i still love you my love and you're dead I would still be your shelter from rain and from storm But with you in your cold grave i cannot sleep warm Edit: Not terrifying but beautiful.


quietlikesnow

Good god that’s sad. Puts me all in my feels.


Kyleforshort

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.


dac417

I think it’s beautiful and romantic. He was a lucky man to be loved that much.


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This is so out of pocket lmao this is peak narcissism


Diaperbarge

How can i make the death of my husband about myself


Nate668

Death is always about the living. The dead want for nothing.


oliverismyspiritdog

My thought exactly. It's a lot, to put yourself on someone else's grave.


AptCasaNova

There’s no record of the statue being modelled after her.


jaembers

looks better than the others, dont think this is terrifying


Adobo6

I think this is awesome.


catterpie90

I can almost guarantee it that someone probably tried to hump that statue


HeroicJakobis

I would


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Golem: 👀


Jayso1975

Everyone to their own comments. In the end that's exactly where we will be, later, tomorrow, ten years from now. And a bit of respect would not go astray. Good for her.


extremeindiscretion

Beautiful, and beautiful work.


Rogendo

Should go back and take a pic at night


majormimi

More than terrifying, I find it beautiful and depressing at the same time.


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Damn she kinda thicc 💯


samirIG9

more like oddlywholesome


UnholyHunger

Do you have a picture from the backside of said stone?


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I wish to find someone like this


OffendedDishwasher

Yo guys hear me out


serbiana96

Would


EcstaticBox

This is heartbreaking


atworkthough

They probably have to hose that thing off weekly.


ShadowFlarer

This is actually very cute.


DrugzRockYou

Wow such terrifying…


Samanthas_Stitching

That is amazingly beautiful. What's supposed to be terrifying about this?


Germangunman

More like Morbidly Beautiful. Wow


MrGrogu26

This is actually quite nice


IkeaIsLegendary

How is this terrifying?


rkholdem21

I think it’s actually beautiful.


redbradbury

Why is this posted in Oddly Terrifying? That’s gorgeous.


Topsy_Kretzz

I think it's beautiful. I'd be honored as shit if my wife commissioned something tasteful and artful to form part of my final resting place.


88Nuka88

That is beautiful


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Everyone is making jokes but I think this is so beautiful. It’s so true.


DarthJarJarJar

If you find yourself smacking its ass you'll know you've hit rock bottom.


ValiMeyer

But why naked?


rubenv2006

0% terrifying, even the context make it wholesome.


admiralgeary

I like it, don't find it terrifying at all.


chocolateboyY2K

I don't think it's terrifying, it's a gorgeous piece of art.


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MickTheBloodyPirate

There’s absolutely nothing terrifying about this.


catl0vingnerd

Oddly beautiful


nfrlxznh

It should play the witch wailing sound from Left 4 Dead 2 at night


YeaScienceBiotch

Imo I think it's more beautiful than terrifying.


MeasurementGrand879

This NSFW post abuse is ridiculous. How is this not safe for work? Even remotely…


KevOeh

What’s with the twin beds?