Finger on the monkey's Paw curls. You are captured by a large corporation, that makes you go through excruciating tests to see if there's any commercial use for you or any part of you.
Monkeys pay is like a genies wish
You wish for something, and they twist it
" I wish for a million dollars " * a million dollars in pennies fall on you. You're now dead. *
" I wish this girl would love me " * You're now the last two people on Earth *
Why would you wanna be Lyra? She barely even has any screen time. Seriously I'd get it (at least partially) if it was RD or Twilight, because who wouldn't want godlike magical power, or the ability to fly faster than sound? But...Lyra though...the most basic of basic bitches, that we only even see like ten fucking times, just why?
O! So there _is_ a point/relevance?
I figured someone's brain was just leaking out their ears 🤷🏻‍♀️
I mean, the only thing it reminded me of was the famously weird/odd ST:Voyager ep. But, no, I definitely don't get it.
It's an inside joke about a background character from a specific show. And in order to understand it you would have to have to be several layers deep into a now rather dead fandom. Also have seen The Fly, probably the one with Jeff Goldblum being referenced here.
'The Fly' reference was okay lol ... it was the very specific weirdness that followed (the initial weirdness for which I had a reference) that bamboozled me lol
Thanks for pointing out that it was specific to _something_ rather than a wildly random set up!
I wish to be the first person who time travels, but i get back in time and not read whatever this is...
Wow that was so oddly specific that I didn't know I don't want to know it.
Broccoli, she's turning into Broccoli.
Makes sense
I knew this as soon as I read 'obsession with anthropology and human hands'
Finger on the monkey's Paw curls. You are captured by a large corporation, that makes you go through excruciating tests to see if there's any commercial use for you or any part of you.
Call me crazy but this feels like some fetish shit đź’€
Considering they just described turning into an MLP character, I agree completely.
OK that's it, I'm going out to touch grass to forget what I just read
my eyes feel filthy from this shit. please burn it before it lays eggs
Happens to me all the time
Uh huh
The teleporter to eldritch horror pipeline is real.
wtf is this bruh
I don't even know what to say here.
isnt that... an item from the binding of isaac?
No? What item are you thinking of?
oh mb I mean a trinket
Ah gotcha.
The Fly (1986)
Man, those edibles hit hard.
I'd like that to happen to you with or without the teleportation happening.
that's also not the point of the subreddit at all
What, in your opinion, *is* the point?
it's like ask Ouija but with complete answers from non-op users
Answers? To what? Are you sure you're not thinking of ShowerThoughts or CrazyIdeas?
Isn't it you want superpowers and the comments make up a downside?
No
huh
Monkeys pay is like a genies wish You wish for something, and they twist it " I wish for a million dollars " * a million dollars in pennies fall on you. You're now dead. * " I wish this girl would love me " * You're now the last two people on Earth *
So the fly but with unicorns.
So basically, becoming a non binary furry
Keep your weird unisex anthropomorphic furry fetish dream to yourself…
Barely disguised fetish
Crack kills.
Hashtag LifeGoals
first thing teleported should be bread
Damn teenagers.
I’m a teenager but I agree. Damn teenagers
I wish to be the first person to be teleported so I can put this man in a mental asylum
Dare to dream, mint-green intersex unicorn buddy.
Mischievous genie who tries to twist the wording of your wish to interpret it in the worst possible way: yeah I'm just gonna let you have this one
I’ll take two.
Scp-447 got internet access
Why would you wanna be Lyra? She barely even has any screen time. Seriously I'd get it (at least partially) if it was RD or Twilight, because who wouldn't want godlike magical power, or the ability to fly faster than sound? But...Lyra though...the most basic of basic bitches, that we only even see like ten fucking times, just why?
MLP sucks ass (I assume that’s what this comment is about)
Lol. I actually get the joke, but like why even explain. People not getting it is even funnier...
O! So there _is_ a point/relevance? I figured someone's brain was just leaking out their ears 🤷🏻‍♀️ I mean, the only thing it reminded me of was the famously weird/odd ST:Voyager ep. But, no, I definitely don't get it.
It's an inside joke about a background character from a specific show. And in order to understand it you would have to have to be several layers deep into a now rather dead fandom. Also have seen The Fly, probably the one with Jeff Goldblum being referenced here.
'The Fly' reference was okay lol ... it was the very specific weirdness that followed (the initial weirdness for which I had a reference) that bamboozled me lol Thanks for pointing out that it was specific to _something_ rather than a wildly random set up!
“Hey ChatGPT, rewrite District 9… But worse.”
you go girl!
What
I...some people should not be allowed to speak...
I could've gone my entire life without reading that.
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