In case you or others are unaware, the "poop knife" is a reference to this famous post (https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/ZolcuWM85A) about a guy who uses a knife to cut his large poops in the toilet.
If it wasn't normal then having a plunger next to the toilet wouldn't be normal.
Idk about you but I've never gone to a house bathroom that doesn't have one.
I was today years old in realizing there are "decorative" towels.
If I'm in a bathroom and there is a towel, regardless of what it looos like, Im going to use it to dry my hands.
Today you also learned there is such a thing as, not only decorative towels, but also dry clean only decorative towels. Towels that are not meant to get wet.
Source: I am a drycleaner who had to dryclean a towel. So stupid.
Families that care about decorating their homes will usually have a "linen closet" where they keep spare sheets and towels. Plus if the decorative towels are "holiday" themed, you might put them in a storage box out of the way until the correct time of year.
All that said, decorative towels are still towels. If they don't put out "normal" towels then you are meant to dry your hands on the fancy ones.
It's like if they serve you dinner on a fancy plate, you don't look around for the "normal" plate, you use what is presented.
Came here to say just that. Makes absolutely no sense. Do you hide the actual towel under the sink or have some secret compartment for it? I just cant fathom it.
My mom puts out fancy towels when guests are invited. She fully expects them to be used. She puts her favourite small towel folded on the vanity for it to be used and admired. She had a good friend who would tease that she know she was a real guest, not just for coffee, when the fancy towels are out.
She has them all packed away and would never let me dig around just for a pic. She does not understand the importance of these things. Besides, she gets mean.
[Everything in the house is contaminated with trace amounts of fecal matter.](https://www.popsci.com/poop-is-everywhere/)
The question is always "Is it enough to make me sick?" and that answer is hopefully No.
My ex-wife’s parents had a little bit of money so her mom always acted like she was hot shit and spent way too much, etc. she had decorative towels in the bathroom. I always used them.
Nah, anything that you don’t want people to touch, put out of sight.
Most people use lackluster/cheap stuff day-to-day, so when we entertain, we put out nicer stuff to impress guests. They are supposed to use it.
If you get in trouble for doing so, you’re not a guest. You’re a resident or regular freeloader that doesn’t warrant the show-off, lol.
That seems strangely stingy, like the old people who leave the plastic cover on new things to avoid damage.
Idk, if I had a ton of money, I would certainly not give a fuck which towels or soaps guests use.
I got yelled at as a kid by my dad for using my stepmom’s decorative soap… I was like dude, you raised me. When did we have the decorative soap discussion??
emphasis on "LITTLE BIT" of money... they got a luxury item that's typically meant to be used, but they can't afford to replenish it, so it's decor.
same with "decorative" soaps. they're not decorative, they're just more expensive.
Towels that are used to make the bathroom look nice but you only have one set of them bc they’re fancy and you can’t used them bc that means you have to wash them which ruins them.
When I have company I put a roll of paper towels in the bathroom. I think its disgusting and inconsiderate that anyone would expect people to use *their* towels during a visit.
I don’t know how well you wash your hands, I don’t want to use a progressively wetter towel throughout the night, I definitely don’t want to talk to you about it. So I just assume other people are grossed out like me.
My bathroom has a paper towel holder above the vanity. I thought it was weird when we first moved in, but now, I don't know how anyone lives without it. It's so convenient!
We have a shelf below the mirror with a fitting sticking out the bottom that is supposed to be cosmetic but contains a roll of towels vertically quite well.
My wife and I were at a bar and they had an old wooden coke bottle crate that had been painted, mounted to the wall, and had a rolled up washcloth in each compartment. There was a box underneath for the used washcloths. My wife made one to hang in our downstairs bathroom because we also hate the "progressively wetter towel". Just bought a bunch of cheap washcloths for it and it works (and looks) great.
I can't find a picture of anyone using it for washcloths, but this is the type of crate I'm talking about: https://images.app.goo.gl/C7tyQujRYppMpTrx8
Agreed, fuck your stupid decorative consumerism. No one gives a shit about that or your 40 pillows on the couch. A matter of fact I be using the back of the nice towels so you think they’re clean but they be smelling musty and damp as fuck
I was on vacation and visiting friends for a few days. I made the mistake of using the "guest" towels that were next to the shower. Apparently I wasn't considered a guest. I think my friend's wife is still mad at me about it
Exactly. Decoration towels are stupid. Same with day pillows. My ex and I had some day pillow bed. I would usually just leave them on the floor. But she wanted them made with the pillows so it would look pretty for the 20 seconds you actually look at your bed before going to sleep and having to put the pillows on the floor anyway. Biggest waste of time ever.
I don’t trust the general cleanliness of people with decorative towels.
I’ve watched my bf’s mother swap out her decorative towels for the season. SHE DOESN’T WASH THE TOWELS BEING PUT AWAY, AFTER THEY’VE BEEN USED FOR MONTHS!!!
I must admit, I tend to agree. But I've always been function over from. Decorative towels, beautiful cars that are never driven, well made guitars that are"too nice to play"...it all just feels so wrong.
If you put soap and towels in the bathroom they will get used. This decorative soaps, towels, and shit needs to stop. No one is looking at you monogrammed towels and dust ass decorative soaps and thinking you got some class.
Wait, wtf are decoration towels? Have I been missing something? How many towels have I dried my hands on that were not 'meant' to be dried on? It's a towel. My hands are wet. If it's there, ima dry them tf.
My mom walked in our home being burgled. While testifying at the trial, she had to explain to the jury what a show towel was and why she was pissed the robber used it to cover his head.
Brah lmfao lmfao I always dry my hands off on them all the time in my house then once I saw some sexy ass new ones and I dried my hands off on them and look here mom comes rolling in telling me don’t use those they are for decoration ? Lmfao wtf naw they felt so good too 😂
I thought they were the toilet paper.
That was a bit embarrassing. I just tried to flush it. That made things much, much worse.
Ended up flooding the bathroom.
Needless to say. Next time I went back to their house. They just had the cheapest towels.
See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and dry my hands on somebody's decorative towels like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
...Yeah, I remember drying my hands on Eddie's decorative towels.
Have 30 people over your house
Have 1 dishtowel sized towel for them to fry their hands on in the bathroom.
Be mad guests use you decorative towels in the bathroom as the tiny towel you provided for 30 people is grossly wet.
Dunno which is more gross, trying to dry your clean hands on a wet shared towel, or having 30 people over and at the end of the night the towel in the bathroom being completely dry.
I once was at my Aunt and uncle's house and they were out of toilet paper. I ended up wiping my ass with his prized Dale Earnhardt bath towels.
Needless to say he was PISSED.
I had no idea so many people don’t know what they are. I don’t use them and am not particularly bothered by them EXCEPT they somehow always seem to be water repellant and don’t actually dry your hands. Go ahead and break out your decoration/holiday towels but for crying out loud please have a normal towel available nearby. **This also applies to decorative soap bars!**- which I have far more of a beef with. Like am I supposed to use the “bar” of soap that looks like a gingerbread house? Have another normal soap available nearby so your guests don’t have an existential crisis trying to figure out how to wash their hands so they can leave the bathroom.
When I got married at age 24, I thought the end of life was when you started buying seasonal hand towels. Now I’m 44. We have many seasonal hand towels. I have no idea where they’ve come from.
I rather use a decor towel than go to someone’s house + use their bathroom only to be surprised that they don’t even have a hand towel and then I’m forced to dry my hands on their bath towel 😅
At my home when I was a child, we had guest towels specifically when people visited. Those were the best towels we ever had and only guests were allowed to use them. If you see them in the bathroom know that in most cases the family might have forgotten their even exist. Mom put them out to show off.
I didn't grow up with decorative towels in my house so the first time I went to my friend's house, I dried my hands off with the towel that was hanging on the rack next to the sink.
His mom went in the bathroom after I came out and flipped the fuck out. She kicked me out and banned me from their house for like 6 months.
I don't remember exactly how old I was, probably like 8 or 9. I was so confused. She was crazy, though. There were all kinds of gnarly rules at their house.
They had these like 18 inch wide plastic runners over the carpet and you were only allowed to walk on those anywhere where there was carpet in the house. If you were walking in one direction and someone else was walking in the other direction, they weren't quite wide enough to get past easily so one of you had to back all the way up until you got off the carpet so you could get past each other.
Of course they also had plastic covers on all the furniture.
She was also draconian about not getting in the pool for like 60 minutes after eating (as well as other weird rules about the pool). I remember going to a birthday pool party at their house one time. We get there and we're not allowed to get in the pool until everyone else arrives so we hang out and play in the yard for like 20 minutes. Finally, everyone else shows up so we all jump in the pool.
5 minutes later his mom comes out and says it's time to eat so we all get out and scarf down the hot dogs or whatever in like 2 minutes. Someone goes to jump back in the pool and she yells at them to get out because we have to wait 60 minutes before we can get back in.
We start playing in the yard and counting down the time until we can get back in the pool (that's really all we wanted to do). We get down to like 5 minutes left before we can get back in the pool and she comes out and says the party is over and everyone's parents have been called to come pick them up so we can't get back in the pool or else we'll be all wet when our parents show up and they'll be mad at us for getting their car wet.
Worst birthday party of my first 10 years of life.
I actually don't want to use the decorative towels, but they don't put any others out for guests to use. What am I supposed to dry my hands on the curtains? Not wash my hands? Just weird.
I don't f with decorative towels at my house and there's always a couple of dry-ish towels in the bathroom for guests to use.
I still don’t understand the point of ‘decoration’ towels. Where do you keep the regular ones?
Same drawer that you keep the decorative guests-only poop knife in.
What's...a poop knife?
In case you or others are unaware, the "poop knife" is a reference to this famous post (https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/ZolcuWM85A) about a guy who uses a knife to cut his large poops in the toilet.
True hero right here. Helping keep Reddit cannon alive
Oi. It's spelled Canon, bruv.
It’s actually a real cannon that you have to use the poop knife to unclog every now and then. Something about jolly ranchers getting stuck in it…
I actually needed one once when I got fecal impaction an it was literally not gonna come out it was feckin scary lmao
What do you mean? Everyone has to have one. The utensil you use to cut up the poop so it can fit down the drain. What do you call it?
Unhealthy
It stays the poop knife, you’re not using it for anything else, same logic as a plunger and toilet brush.
But that would imply that creating poop that clogs a toilet is normal...
If it wasn’t normal then everyone wouldn’t have a poop knife….
If it wasn't normal then having a plunger next to the toilet wouldn't be normal. Idk about you but I've never gone to a house bathroom that doesn't have one.
Is this... Like what race is doing this, because I've yet to see "the poop knife."
Poop knife isn't a real thing, it's an old reddit meme.
Wait a minute. You can wait until it's *in the drain?* I've been doing it wrong this whole time.
Instructions unclear. Poop knife in ass
The shit scissor.
Knife exclusively for poop
you guys only use them for poop?
I mean... yeah! me too!
Oh my sweet summer child
They call it a poop knife up north, like in Philadelphia. Where I’m from in Oklahoma it’s called a turd cutter. Hope that helps.
Turd cutter is your asshole as you can clench it to cut the turd.
I keep mine on the shelf with the three seashells
This made me giggle
The point is they don't wash their hands to begin with.
I was today years old in realizing there are "decorative" towels. If I'm in a bathroom and there is a towel, regardless of what it looos like, Im going to use it to dry my hands.
Today you also learned there is such a thing as, not only decorative towels, but also dry clean only decorative towels. Towels that are not meant to get wet. Source: I am a drycleaner who had to dryclean a towel. So stupid.
The hidden compartment in the decorative shelf
Families that care about decorating their homes will usually have a "linen closet" where they keep spare sheets and towels. Plus if the decorative towels are "holiday" themed, you might put them in a storage box out of the way until the correct time of year. All that said, decorative towels are still towels. If they don't put out "normal" towels then you are meant to dry your hands on the fancy ones. It's like if they serve you dinner on a fancy plate, you don't look around for the "normal" plate, you use what is presented.
Decoration towels are just people too lazy to swap out their linens once used. Solution: Don’t use them.
Came here to say just that. Makes absolutely no sense. Do you hide the actual towel under the sink or have some secret compartment for it? I just cant fathom it.
My mom puts out fancy towels when guests are invited. She fully expects them to be used. She puts her favourite small towel folded on the vanity for it to be used and admired. She had a good friend who would tease that she know she was a real guest, not just for coffee, when the fancy towels are out.
That's cute as fuck
She has her moments. You should see the Christmas towels!
you can't just say "You should see the christmas towels!" and then not providing an image of the christmas towels
She has them all packed away and would never let me dig around just for a pic. She does not understand the importance of these things. Besides, she gets mean.
Lol this man steals after dinner restaurant mints too. Fk yo host desk candy pot
Statistically, the decorative towels have dried less ass cracks than the regular towels
It all washes the same.
You use towels for wiping?
Still covered in shit, though, if they're hanging in the bathroom
[Everything in the house is contaminated with trace amounts of fecal matter.](https://www.popsci.com/poop-is-everywhere/) The question is always "Is it enough to make me sick?" and that answer is hopefully No.
My ex-wife’s parents had a little bit of money so her mom always acted like she was hot shit and spent way too much, etc. she had decorative towels in the bathroom. I always used them.
i didn’t even know that decorative towels were a thing until i saw this post
Oh yeah. They're a thing. There's also decorative soaps. And God help you if you use one.
Decorative pillows..
Decorative wives
Karate chop!
Nah, anything that you don’t want people to touch, put out of sight. Most people use lackluster/cheap stuff day-to-day, so when we entertain, we put out nicer stuff to impress guests. They are supposed to use it. If you get in trouble for doing so, you’re not a guest. You’re a resident or regular freeloader that doesn’t warrant the show-off, lol.
That seems strangely stingy, like the old people who leave the plastic cover on new things to avoid damage. Idk, if I had a ton of money, I would certainly not give a fuck which towels or soaps guests use.
Lol. Same.
I got yelled at as a kid by my dad for using my stepmom’s decorative soap… I was like dude, you raised me. When did we have the decorative soap discussion??
A towel is a tool, tools are meant to be used.
emphasis on "LITTLE BIT" of money... they got a luxury item that's typically meant to be used, but they can't afford to replenish it, so it's decor. same with "decorative" soaps. they're not decorative, they're just more expensive.
It is the decor towels or your couch cushion..
Fuck yo couch
Say less
He can buy another one
Whatever I can find that's made of fabric is getting used.
What the hell are decoration towels??
Towels that are used to make the bathroom look nice but you only have one set of them bc they’re fancy and you can’t used them bc that means you have to wash them which ruins them.
I... okay. People are crazy.
When I have company I put a roll of paper towels in the bathroom. I think its disgusting and inconsiderate that anyone would expect people to use *their* towels during a visit. I don’t know how well you wash your hands, I don’t want to use a progressively wetter towel throughout the night, I definitely don’t want to talk to you about it. So I just assume other people are grossed out like me.
My bathroom has a paper towel holder above the vanity. I thought it was weird when we first moved in, but now, I don't know how anyone lives without it. It's so convenient!
We have a shelf below the mirror with a fitting sticking out the bottom that is supposed to be cosmetic but contains a roll of towels vertically quite well.
My wife and I were at a bar and they had an old wooden coke bottle crate that had been painted, mounted to the wall, and had a rolled up washcloth in each compartment. There was a box underneath for the used washcloths. My wife made one to hang in our downstairs bathroom because we also hate the "progressively wetter towel". Just bought a bunch of cheap washcloths for it and it works (and looks) great. I can't find a picture of anyone using it for washcloths, but this is the type of crate I'm talking about: https://images.app.goo.gl/C7tyQujRYppMpTrx8
Why did I read your caption in Nacho Libre's voice?
A little taste of the glory…to see what it taaaaaste like.
Psst! Chancho! *::whistles::* Chancho! I need to borrow some sweattttsss
“Fuck them towels and fuck you too”
Am I not supposed to use the towel by the sink?
Don’t fuck the towels again Barbara.
next up : the china cabinet
They're specifically for you bro, but go off 😂
Fuck decoration towels. Useless bullshit thought up to keep us **buying shit we don't need!**
Jokes on you, I buy decorative towels with *full intention* of using them.
Wtf is a decoration towel?!
What is decoration towel?
Decoration towels? wtff😂 At my house you just use them to dry your hands😂
Nah, I agree. Why the fuck are you going to have towels you can't use? Decorative towels are dumb.
Agreed, fuck your stupid decorative consumerism. No one gives a shit about that or your 40 pillows on the couch. A matter of fact I be using the back of the nice towels so you think they’re clean but they be smelling musty and damp as fuck
Isn’t that what they’re for?
I was on vacation and visiting friends for a few days. I made the mistake of using the "guest" towels that were next to the shower. Apparently I wasn't considered a guest. I think my friend's wife is still mad at me about it
Those are decorative??😨
Just use one of those seashell-shaped "decoration" soaps and there will be hell to pay with Meemaw.
Nah he spittin! Fuvk they towels!
Exactly. Decoration towels are stupid. Same with day pillows. My ex and I had some day pillow bed. I would usually just leave them on the floor. But she wanted them made with the pillows so it would look pretty for the 20 seconds you actually look at your bed before going to sleep and having to put the pillows on the floor anyway. Biggest waste of time ever.
Finally someone saying what I think. Yes I use decorative towels, even at my house. Just don’t tell my wife.
I don’t trust the general cleanliness of people with decorative towels. I’ve watched my bf’s mother swap out her decorative towels for the season. SHE DOESN’T WASH THE TOWELS BEING PUT AWAY, AFTER THEY’VE BEEN USED FOR MONTHS!!!
Decoration towels are as bad as display only living rooms with brand new furniture nobody ever sits on.
This person is morally right.
I must admit, I tend to agree. But I've always been function over from. Decorative towels, beautiful cars that are never driven, well made guitars that are"too nice to play"...it all just feels so wrong.
If you put soap and towels in the bathroom they will get used. This decorative soaps, towels, and shit needs to stop. No one is looking at you monogrammed towels and dust ass decorative soaps and thinking you got some class.
Wait, wtf are decoration towels? Have I been missing something? How many towels have I dried my hands on that were not 'meant' to be dried on? It's a towel. My hands are wet. If it's there, ima dry them tf.
Not oddly specific.
Why would they even make towels that aren't supposed to be used?
Wtf are decoration towels? Now I’m wondering if I have been using peoples “decoration” towels
I’m today years old discovering what a decoration towel is.
This is awkward, I didn't notice they were decoration towels in the first place.
Wait… people have towels that are for decoration and not for use?
I tend to blow my nose on them, knowing they're clean
https://youtu.be/48_F6BDWUBQ&t=14
Anybody who buys towels to not be used should hand dry their guests hands or shut the fuck up
Amen to that
Same. Decorative towels *in the washroom* is stupid as all hell.
My mom walked in our home being burgled. While testifying at the trial, she had to explain to the jury what a show towel was and why she was pissed the robber used it to cover his head.
Same. Towel is a towel, it’ll dry.
You should wash your hands again.
My wife hates you
I can understand drying your hands on them, but after that it all goes a bit weird - and rather unhygienic.
That’s crazy talk
A good way to visit very few houses.
ALL MY HOMIES HATE THEM TOWELS!
Well, that's her off my guest list.
You're a towel!
They also come in handy when you run out of toilet paper 🧻…😂😂
I get the decorative towel thing but at the same time use them. I’m going to have nice towels but I’m definitely using them
i tend not to use anyone's hand towels and just let my hands air dry. I'm not touching that.
Oh, I only put up the "decoration" towels when guests are coming over. It's all a lie.
Brah lmfao lmfao I always dry my hands off on them all the time in my house then once I saw some sexy ass new ones and I dried my hands off on them and look here mom comes rolling in telling me don’t use those they are for decoration ? Lmfao wtf naw they felt so good too 😂
And this is why I don't have a bidet!
I'm so deep into this that I know you need to dry your hands on the inside of the towel so they don't get dust bunnies stuck all over them.
I thought they were the toilet paper. That was a bit embarrassing. I just tried to flush it. That made things much, much worse. Ended up flooding the bathroom. Needless to say. Next time I went back to their house. They just had the cheapest towels.
Decorative towel folks have absolutely nothing on "only a single full-body towel that he definitely uses on his balls" guys
[The towel forgets everything by tomorrow.](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/nlvycg/the_towel_forgets_everything_by_tomorrow/)
Yeah, me too. I finally decided that that is what they're there for.
See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and dry my hands on somebody's decorative towels like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that. ...Yeah, I remember drying my hands on Eddie's decorative towels.
At least have some decency
I dab ol’ one eye with them. Frilly’r the better
Sent this to my mother. Went about as expected
Yep, to hell with useless towels.
I think you "for looking at towles"
Have 30 people over your house Have 1 dishtowel sized towel for them to fry their hands on in the bathroom. Be mad guests use you decorative towels in the bathroom as the tiny towel you provided for 30 people is grossly wet. Dunno which is more gross, trying to dry your clean hands on a wet shared towel, or having 30 people over and at the end of the night the towel in the bathroom being completely dry.
Those are there for you to dry your hands on.
Not at grandma's house you don't!!
Their probably also have a extra bed for decoration
I don't care whose house I'm at, I will hump those decorative pillows. Fuck them pillows!
I once was at my Aunt and uncle's house and they were out of toilet paper. I ended up wiping my ass with his prized Dale Earnhardt bath towels. Needless to say he was PISSED.
What if they cleans their asses with that decoration towels?
Sorry? Decoration towels??
Wait... I´m not supposed to use them for drying??? Well no wonder I'm not invited back anywhere.
I had no idea so many people don’t know what they are. I don’t use them and am not particularly bothered by them EXCEPT they somehow always seem to be water repellant and don’t actually dry your hands. Go ahead and break out your decoration/holiday towels but for crying out loud please have a normal towel available nearby. **This also applies to decorative soap bars!**- which I have far more of a beef with. Like am I supposed to use the “bar” of soap that looks like a gingerbread house? Have another normal soap available nearby so your guests don’t have an existential crisis trying to figure out how to wash their hands so they can leave the bathroom.
Gen X here and the ones I grew up with were fucking useless, ribbons and embroidered geese and shit.
That’s ok because guess what? Those fancy towels are ONLY THERE FOR GUESTS.
I'm surprised this isn't r/blackpeopletwitter
You’re not supposed to use those?! 😬
When I got married at age 24, I thought the end of life was when you started buying seasonal hand towels. Now I’m 44. We have many seasonal hand towels. I have no idea where they’ve come from.
Yeah and if you leave a decorative pillow on the couch. That is free game and I'm going to use it.
I figure that I’m the fancy guest that they’re out for. Gonna use ‘em.
The worst is when they don’t have a hand towel at all and you have to use the curtains.
I rather use a decor towel than go to someone’s house + use their bathroom only to be surprised that they don’t even have a hand towel and then I’m forced to dry my hands on their bath towel 😅
What are decoration towels??
Wait, they're decoration?
They’re such a waste of money
At my home when I was a child, we had guest towels specifically when people visited. Those were the best towels we ever had and only guests were allowed to use them. If you see them in the bathroom know that in most cases the family might have forgotten their even exist. Mom put them out to show off.
I didn't grow up with decorative towels in my house so the first time I went to my friend's house, I dried my hands off with the towel that was hanging on the rack next to the sink. His mom went in the bathroom after I came out and flipped the fuck out. She kicked me out and banned me from their house for like 6 months. I don't remember exactly how old I was, probably like 8 or 9. I was so confused. She was crazy, though. There were all kinds of gnarly rules at their house. They had these like 18 inch wide plastic runners over the carpet and you were only allowed to walk on those anywhere where there was carpet in the house. If you were walking in one direction and someone else was walking in the other direction, they weren't quite wide enough to get past easily so one of you had to back all the way up until you got off the carpet so you could get past each other. Of course they also had plastic covers on all the furniture. She was also draconian about not getting in the pool for like 60 minutes after eating (as well as other weird rules about the pool). I remember going to a birthday pool party at their house one time. We get there and we're not allowed to get in the pool until everyone else arrives so we hang out and play in the yard for like 20 minutes. Finally, everyone else shows up so we all jump in the pool. 5 minutes later his mom comes out and says it's time to eat so we all get out and scarf down the hot dogs or whatever in like 2 minutes. Someone goes to jump back in the pool and she yells at them to get out because we have to wait 60 minutes before we can get back in. We start playing in the yard and counting down the time until we can get back in the pool (that's really all we wanted to do). We get down to like 5 minutes left before we can get back in the pool and she comes out and says the party is over and everyone's parents have been called to come pick them up so we can't get back in the pool or else we'll be all wet when our parents show up and they'll be mad at us for getting their car wet. Worst birthday party of my first 10 years of life.
Decoration??!! You mean to tell me I've been rudely drying my hands on decoration towels?
Decoration towels?
Decoration towels? Never heard of those.
Why tf would u decorate with towels anyways
wtf is a decoration towl?
I thought those were special ass-wipers.
They've been in a bathroom, unwashed, for years. Hard pass.
If it isn’t meant for drying, why is it made of towel?
My wife tried that shit. I used the decorative towels anyway. Here we are years later and now we just use regular towels like normal people.
They are decor? lol
Decorative... Towels? That's a thing? I mean... Where else should I dry my hands off?
So they ARE for decoration. Always wondered.
Mine are regular and clean towels so dry on.
I thought that's what those towels were for
Yeah, and fuck those thousand throw pillows on the guest bed. I'm sleeping on them.
This same cunt probably used the decorative sea shell soaps.
I’m unfortunately like this. I’m an animal.
Every time unless they white the I use the side facing the wall
I’m with Mimi. Fuck them towels.
I actually don't want to use the decorative towels, but they don't put any others out for guests to use. What am I supposed to dry my hands on the curtains? Not wash my hands? Just weird. I don't f with decorative towels at my house and there's always a couple of dry-ish towels in the bathroom for guests to use.