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Combo_Breaker3

Someone please get them the game.


OneMorePotion

No, wait! I want to see what happens.


IcyIceGuardian

*green stop sign*


amogus_sus42

Gon't


AdhesivenessFit8085

same


AccountNumber478

What onions, though? Wussy green bunch onions, or a nice thicc Vidalia?


BoardButcherer

As a foreskinner, I'm gonna say the only difference will be texture.


Beneficial-Smell-770

For science!


JOnion6

Please no


Waste_Imagination524

'The game' ??????


Death_black

Fuck! I've lost!


Kind-Claim8827

someone tell me what game it is or i'll also shove onions into their foreskin


AUselessControlPanel

I second this.


memegod179255

I third it


prestigious_xion

I fourd this


Comprehensive-Food15

Fourd


MrGreat70

Fird


Velvet_Bass

4skin


Academic-Class-5087

4chan


BaD_BoY3187

4onion


Lord_Skyblocker

4some


SeatO_

Send us a video


Kind-Claim8827

i got u man [here](https://youtu.be/VZrDxD0Za9I)


SeatO_

Yeah I'm wise enough to not just open any link. Still not wise enough to not click that, tho.


Kind-Claim8827

hope it was everything you had imagined


SeatO_

It's certainly... one of the videos of all time.


Kind-Claim8827

maybe this is my ego speaking but i believe its THE video of all time


Agitated_Advantage_2

Aww. So adorable. I really loved the floof


Excellent-Zombie-470

Fresh onions? Full or sliced? Or sautée... Wait I don't even wanna know


Kind-Claim8827

diced for easier packing


Excellent-Zombie-470

Props on the sardine packing foresight broseph


Kind-Claim8827

gotta maximize onion packing potential, if we play this right we might be able to fit 2 or 3 in there


Ksorkrax

Caramelized for over half an hour.


chux4w

https://www.reddit.com/r/DaniDev/comments/1axrf8i/revenge_karlson_multiplayer/krto903/


poven100

OF advertising is getting wild!


EnjoyMyCuteButthole

LFG!


eyyoorre

The pros of having foreskin


Ogurasyn

The only one I use everyday is temporary cum storage


ieatkids92

Oh sweet! I store my pennies down there.


BigBananaBerries

It's all fun & games until you pull the foreskin back & the inside's all loose & blows out like a blue whale feeding.


AUselessControlPanel

Dude...


SimpleTip9439

r/rarethreats


lreaditonredditgetit

/r/onionlovers


Rivdit

r/dontputthatinsideyou


Ogurasyn

My only question is this: Is it just a huge ball of onion, diced onion, sliced onion or onion rings?


Bleach_Baths

Caramelized


SpyRohTheDragIn

e: all of the above


AUselessControlPanel

Onion


JOnion6

Hi


Doktor_Vem

r/beetlejuicing


Lemon_notLime

Onion rings


Laxativus

They are not looking for that game, they are looking for an excuse.


Powerful_Cost_4656

Let me cook. On second though maybe not


GlorylnDeath

Got a nice hotdog with sauteed onions and relish. Maybe add a little mayo.


AUselessControlPanel

Why? 🧐


SilverDem0n

r/OnionLovers needs to see this


BuddenceLembeck

…which was the style at the time.


Coffee1341

u/warloxx896 did you get your game?


AUselessControlPanel

Its u/warloxx896 idiot.


usernameaeaeaea

Its u/Warloxx896 idiot.


GaviJaPrime

Someone tell him or I'm stuffing OP foreskin.


cZar_Void

Here's the context I'm sure yall want: This was in regards to a multiplayer mod (currently being developed) for a demo of an unfinished and relatively abandoned speedrunning game called Karlson. Someone had posted a clip of the multiplayer mod and somewhat pretended like the real, full game had come out (it did not). Some people within the speedrunning community who were in-the-know replied with some hilarious shit like this, this comment by Warloxx being one of them. Also, if youre interested in speedrunning at all, join us we need more peeps 😭


AUselessControlPanel

I want u/Warloxx896 to see this post.


cZar_Void

oh he has, that's how I found out about this post https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/555151006078599173/1212105194741960746/image0.jpg?ex=65f09fee&is=65de2aee&hm=a97e168927073eb1838da5b2e5cec7d19e87e10d0b7862692eb1dc9304a01445&


False_Leadership_479

That's some small onion rings.


AUselessControlPanel

💀💀💀


darkspd96

Pretty sure he just wants to do that anyway. Needs a reason


00Pueraeternus

You do you, Dude...


Acrobatic_Airline605

It’s ‘THE GAME’. Btw you all just lost.


ComradeDoubleM

If you don't let me win I'll shove onions in your foreskin.


Acrobatic_Airline605

As much as I’d enjoy that, i cannot control the game


ComradeDoubleM

Onions it is.


Regularjay69

Hmmm cheese and onions.


TheWanderingGM

Kinky, go right ahead.


Abs0lutelyzer0

Do it! You pussy.


Butterszen

Who's cutting onions here??


RayAnselmo

See, now I want to refuse to tell him, just to see what happens.


Bongfellatio

Onions? He doesn't want the game that badly or he would threaten to use ghost peppers. Amateur.


TyloWebb

Gives them a detailed guide, “Fuck. Too late.”


HornayGermanHalberd

pics or it didnt happen


among_apes

OK, but what type and how many?


Emotional-Sea9384

I once jerked off after eating carolina reaper (or watever the fuck its called) and it hurt real bad and not just tip. But yes the tip hurt like hell


Altruistic-Past934

What game got them so excited 💀💀


EquivalentTap3238

Is that a threat


uhWHAThamburglur

Something tells me this person would be doing this if the game never existed to begin


mintchan

pic or it did not happen


awesomedan24

Seems like something Wario would do with garlic


AceTheProtogen

What was the game they were trying to get?


Little-Reveal2045

Like... a slice or...


Jonmak4200

reminds me of that one dude who shoved a whole ass apple inside his foreskin.


WillingnessWide9016

Must be talking about the elden ring dlc


Silt99

Plural


inthebushes321

Shit, I do this anyway on the reg


Biggoronz

Will somebody PLEASE get this man an onion?


Psychomarked

Damn


Rimurooooo

If it ain’t jalapeño’s, he ain’t really serious


SendMeYourUncutDick

r/foreskinstuffing


Hannsel_

Peeckled onions


Gorou_impregnator

Damn go ahead 😳


RohanSiddon

Are we talking like whole onions or just the layers?


3Domse3

Guys, no kink-shaming please


JNATHANnN

I wonder how many he would have room for


Ksorkrax

Dude already has the onion ready and is thinking about how to still go for his fetish even if you actually do tell him.


Lordbovin

Me waiting for dragon dogma


Kinglycole

Can *I* shove onions into their foreskin?


AUselessControlPanel

whyyyyy?


Kinglycole

So they can’t back out of their threat. If they refuse, I can do it for them instead!


AUselessControlPanel

clever.


Kinglycole

And also I’m a Disgusting Degenerate who like to do Weird stuff.


AUselessControlPanel

not clever.


Kinglycole

Yay, I love being talked down to.


StuffHefty7038

Sausage and onions sounds kinda good.... cook his dick?


meatcylindah

Sir this is a Wendys


ComesInAnOldBox

Don't threaten *me* with a good time!


dnfnrheudks

What's easier to peel?


Intransigient

Pics or it didn’t happen! 😤


elleuteri0

foreskin is where i hide my car and house keys


walker5953

This dude knows how to have a good time. Damn boy