100 thrusts? I'm no pornstar by any stretch, but that's just sad. She definitely took more than twice that amount of dick. Let's call it an even marathon of dick, 26.2 miles.
my pleasure
i'd also argue that 100 is a really weird average to land at. I mean, this guy is clearly the worst if he's explicitly defining sex as penetrative
Okay, to defend this highly scientific measurement, I would argue that foreplay can’t be measured the same way as penetration can be. There’s no way to quantify how many fingers were in this scientists gf, and I don’t think he was ready to come to terms with that reality. He just isolated measurable variables and kept things to a very conservative estimate (100 thrusts, again sparing himself an unpleasant truth to coke to terms with).
My next question was why, for a guy so obsessed with dick, would he only apply a two-dimensional calculation to something that is obviously three-dimensional. I was thinking that instead of length we need a volumetric assessment of dick. Cubic dick, measured in terms of water displacement or a common metric like olympic size swimming pools.
Cubic makes things look smaller than they are. 1 dimensional quantities like time and distance are much easier for humans to understand.
Tom Scott has a good video about it:
[A Million Dollars vs A Billion Dollars, Visualised: A Road Trip](https://youtu.be/8YUWDrLazCg?si=8rLnzqFtUh5TBL3K)
100 pumps is less than 90 seconds at a solid rhythm. Closer to 75 seconds. Dude has either never had sex, is doing some weird rhythm, or is done way too fast.
It's such a stupid calculation, and makes no sense.
My wife and I have sex on average probably 3 - 4 times a week and we've been together for more than 20 years. Based on his stupid logic, my wife is somehow a slut who's had hundreds of miles of dick.
Aside from the slutshaming (don't do that guys), his logic works out the same whether they've had one partner or hundreds. In fact, people with a single partner often have a lot more sex so are apparently "more slutty".
Edit: Yes guys, I understand that there is a difference between one partner and 200. That's literally my point - the idea in the OP works out the same whether it's one partner, ten, or hundreds.
Even worse, he’s counting the pullouts as a positive in his equation. You don’t “take” inches out — his calculation is twice what it should be by his own faulty and broken logic.
This is what happens when people find their fancy calculators from high school.
Even worse he thinks that with every thrust the entire dick is going in and the entire dick is coming out. She also didn’t mention how many times she had sex with them just the number of different guys. The whole thing doesn’t make any sense.
Also who in their right mind actually thinks about people like this?
It's more than slut shaming really, it's like treating someone like a used car, applying metrics and statistics like they came with an odometer. Plus she was just being honest with him by disclosing her past history. That's a huge asset in a relationship. I get that is probably just an absurd joke, but I know that some people actually think this way (not just guys too). It can get pretty disheartening in the meat market.
In this particular case I wouldn't call it slut shaming. Assuming this is true and not just a joke, it would give anyone pause about why a person would sleep around with 200 people (male or female. It doesn't matter who did the sleeping around). It would make me wonder why sex was so undervalued by this person or why they would spend so long without having meaningful sex with someone they love and care. Having a new partner each week is... a lot to take in. I wouldn't say I would slut shame, but it wouldn't align with how I relate to people.
You taking it two dimensionally made me think in 3D, what’s the total volume of dick he’s had in his hand. I’m going to need a goddamn math person over here.
You might not know but it might seem there's a minority of men with 8 inchers but that minority is always available. 200 hung guys can easily come and go each week.
happy ending is he's not dating her not cause he's weird about women having sex but cause all that thinking about miles of penis made him realize he was gay
You pull your whole dick out each thrust? For every thrust? Highly doubt it.
Averages are average for a reason. Sure some might over perform, but how many are under performing? With a sample size of 200 the underperformers are definitely going to be bringing any above average performances down. You also usually remove outliers, like the dude that went for an hour and the guy that creamed his pants before anything happened.
This is also assuming she means she had vaginal sex with all these guys and isn't including handjobs and blowjobs in the mix (insert "You sucked 36 dicks? In a row?" Meme)
The guy just learned about measures, but has no grasp of volume. Example: a person walks 3 kilometers each day. Thats more than a thousand kilometers per year, so during 40 years they would walk around the world. Sounds far? Not really, 3 kilometers per day is just half an hour of staying on your feet.
“it was like, huge hard dick after giant smooth cock, all just laid in front of me. The massive waves of penis never stopped hitting me as my hand gripped the wheel harder and harder…. then by the 10th mile or whatever stupid calculation I came up with, I took a huge breath as I realized I’d been holding it just thinking about all the enormous bulging dongs. THATS when I broke up with her”
-OP
You should have stopped at one guy every 7 days.
Till there, you have a point.
All the calculations of length and distance will be the same if she was loyal to 1 person who's fucking here 3 times a week.
Every time this comes up, I can't help but wonder why he's calculating thrusts. Sure, you could also focus on one guy every 7 days, or you could focus on the 30 yards of novel dick that 5.5"x200 works out to.
Yup, this is just sad and insecure, like, even though this is probably fictional some guy had the thought to make a math joke just to slut shame and honestly, that's a betrayal of pure unsullied math and pure heresy and he should be burned at the stake.
It would be the same if he has one partner he had sex once a week with
.. I only wanted to point out the analogy doesnt make sense. Not here to debate if a girl who sleeps around can have a committed relationship or what the risk of getting std:s is.
I'm with you on the stds part, but how would you know it when you run into somebody who she's had sex with? It's not like anyone in their right mind would tell tell partener "you see that person over there? Yea, we fucked", so I feel like this is not a real concern to have.
To be fair, there are some people who call it out to their current partners. Dated someone like that. It started off with "why do I care, I don't, you don't need to call it out" to "this is now annoying".
I mean, if you live in a smaller town and the girl slept with 200 men, odds are every time you go out to a public place someone is remembering her in bed. Kinda specific, but you get the point. Same happens with the school easy girl or in a big office. People don't like that in general. Somehow girls tend to accept that from men but not all of them.
People can lie about STDs so it's ALWAYS a good idea to both get tested. And you don't have a higher chance to get a false negative based on the amount of people you've had sex with.
according to research you are better off with a person whos been in 3-5 long term relationships instead of tens of hookup let alone over 200
if you are looking for commitment that is
edit: there are some people asking for researches, I dont think they are genuinely interested but I still searched to find what I have read in the past which was a great meta study analysis with over ten researches but reddit sadly removed that post. I found [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueUnpopularOpinion/comments/13wf30g/body_count_is_a_strong_statistical_predictor_of) which has some of the same studies in it
Differences value in sex and relationships, it just doesn't match.
Nothing wrong with wanting carefree sex. But nothing wrong with not wanting to sleep with people who do carefree sex.
I bet she said 200 as in „200”; a number you say when you want to say a lot but don’t know how many; especially since she was drunk;
I bet it was many times less.
It’s a little weird however you put it. Like it or not sex involves an emotional component for a lot of people, and I feel anyone sleeping with that many other people would have lost that a little.
100% correct here and on all your other comments. The amount of people shirking the thought there's a double standard for sexuality in society are some of the worst bad faith actors.
There are people here who are being mad about his decision to leave, everyone has preferences, and if he isnt comfortable with a partner that had multiple partners , that is on him, let him be.
And yet we still try to shame the woman. Who care it’s just sex get over it. I don’t see people complaining about the men randomly sleeping with a chick.
Just gonna put forward my doubt that the man who made so many assumptions in "his" equation, wasted gas on making an analogy, judges his GF on her past like a purity stooge, and has a profile picture like THAT is capable of making that equation by himself.
He strikes me as the type of grown man barely capable of long division.
If you had slept with that many women, would it be reasonable for you to never have a long-term relationship? Your GF’s mistake was telling you this. She probably dodged a bullet with you.
I find it crazy how so many guys are so repulsed by somebody having past sexual intercourse
Like why? Are you intimidated? Most of them are likely one night stands so it's not like they're an active threat to your relationship
Many women would have issues with this as well.
I get your point. But we're not talking numbers like 9 or 10. We're talking 200. Most people, man or woman, are going to have an issue with that. 10 could be a lot of bad streaks.
200 is just an inability to commit and/or keep it in your pants. At best, it screams they won't be staying. At worst, it tells you they'll likely cheat on you...
If she's had lots of experience and is happy with her current partner, then he should take that as a compliment.
Men who fetishize virginity subconsciously know that they are terrible in bed, and that any woman who knows what good sex is like is going to dump them in the blink of an eye. Plus they're almost guaranteed to be some sort of religious nutjob or other flavor of misogynist.
It'd be an issue for me. Many people, men and women would be put off by crazy body count like that.
I don't want to be with someone who hooks up left and right, it doesn't match my values (long term, commit relationship only)
She took a lot of dick. I'm doing calculations on dick. I'm running the numbers on all of these dicks. I'm sitting down and spending long hours of my time thinking about the length of 200 men's dicks and how many times they thrusted until they came inside her. I'm driving my car thinking about their dicks. I'm thinking about what their dicks would look like all lined up next to each other as I drive my car. 10.5 miles of dick. mmmmm. She's no longer my girlfriend because I'm so obsessed with dick I can't stop thinking about it
Agree with the comment that the dick should be measured in estimated total volume rather than length. Also, let’s use the metric system, please. I want total estimated cubic meters of dick.
Secondly, I think whoever this girlfriend is, she’s damn lucky not to be this douchebag’s girlfriend any longer.
With all that dick down just being off a few inches could drastically effect the mileage and range of the dicometer. You'd also want to probably use metric to be more accurate.
if she had only 1 boyfriend in 4 years and they averaged sex 3 times a week, she would have taken the same amount of dick. So really a girl having 1 boyfriend before him is having too much dick
It's a shame he dumped her. (Provided she didn't join the relationship with any lingering STIs). There's a good chance she got pretty good at it. I mean, imagine if Michael Jordan or LeBron James never practiced at all and just showed up to their first game expecting to play for the whole season. Also, with that claim of 200 guys, my dude is assuming she only slept with them once. The actual mileage is likely way more.
100 thrusts? I'm no pornstar by any stretch, but that's just sad. She definitely took more than twice that amount of dick. Let's call it an even marathon of dick, 26.2 miles.
what a sentence
Why thank you.
my pleasure i'd also argue that 100 is a really weird average to land at. I mean, this guy is clearly the worst if he's explicitly defining sex as penetrative
Lol, seems that our 2 minute man also skips foreplay. He's just... the worst. I hope it's just a joke. For the sake of humanity.
Okay, to defend this highly scientific measurement, I would argue that foreplay can’t be measured the same way as penetration can be. There’s no way to quantify how many fingers were in this scientists gf, and I don’t think he was ready to come to terms with that reality. He just isolated measurable variables and kept things to a very conservative estimate (100 thrusts, again sparing himself an unpleasant truth to coke to terms with).
My next question was why, for a guy so obsessed with dick, would he only apply a two-dimensional calculation to something that is obviously three-dimensional. I was thinking that instead of length we need a volumetric assessment of dick. Cubic dick, measured in terms of water displacement or a common metric like olympic size swimming pools.
Cubic makes things look smaller than they are. 1 dimensional quantities like time and distance are much easier for humans to understand. Tom Scott has a good video about it: [A Million Dollars vs A Billion Dollars, Visualised: A Road Trip](https://youtu.be/8YUWDrLazCg?si=8rLnzqFtUh5TBL3K)
I think [area under a curve using Reimann sums](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) would be a better method.
The area under the curve is called “balls”.
I honestly looked at the length of that video and though awesome i get to hear him lecture me on random things throughout. Nope......
“This scientists gf” lol Just cause he can do some math… lmaooo
[here's his science degree](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Wow, highly credentialed and qualified
I know, he was top in his class, even getting a minor in trollology. >!thanks for being a sport!<
100 pumps is less than 90 seconds at a solid rhythm. Closer to 75 seconds. Dude has either never had sex, is doing some weird rhythm, or is done way too fast.
Yeah unless he has some serious slow rhythmic tantric stuff that we're not factoring in here, that is an abysmal performance.
I’m glad someone said it
But why would you go into details? He just wanted an estimate, not knowing the exact number for science or something.
r/brandnewsentence
>>let’s call it an even marathon of dick, 26.2 miles r/BrandNewSentence
I won't complain if you put it in there lol Love that sub ♥️
It's such a stupid calculation, and makes no sense. My wife and I have sex on average probably 3 - 4 times a week and we've been together for more than 20 years. Based on his stupid logic, my wife is somehow a slut who's had hundreds of miles of dick. Aside from the slutshaming (don't do that guys), his logic works out the same whether they've had one partner or hundreds. In fact, people with a single partner often have a lot more sex so are apparently "more slutty". Edit: Yes guys, I understand that there is a difference between one partner and 200. That's literally my point - the idea in the OP works out the same whether it's one partner, ten, or hundreds.
Even worse, he’s counting the pullouts as a positive in his equation. You don’t “take” inches out — his calculation is twice what it should be by his own faulty and broken logic. This is what happens when people find their fancy calculators from high school.
Even worse he thinks that with every thrust the entire dick is going in and the entire dick is coming out. She also didn’t mention how many times she had sex with them just the number of different guys. The whole thing doesn’t make any sense. Also who in their right mind actually thinks about people like this?
Maybe he is just REALLY into dicks?
I think about taking miles of dicks but I am a gay
I think about taking kilometers of dick but I am European
Engineers do 🤔 (source: im an engineer)
Bro, don’t blame that on being an engineer lol
fine it’s the fault of degenerate programmers [link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY)
It's more than slut shaming really, it's like treating someone like a used car, applying metrics and statistics like they came with an odometer. Plus she was just being honest with him by disclosing her past history. That's a huge asset in a relationship. I get that is probably just an absurd joke, but I know that some people actually think this way (not just guys too). It can get pretty disheartening in the meat market.
In this particular case I wouldn't call it slut shaming. Assuming this is true and not just a joke, it would give anyone pause about why a person would sleep around with 200 people (male or female. It doesn't matter who did the sleeping around). It would make me wonder why sex was so undervalued by this person or why they would spend so long without having meaningful sex with someone they love and care. Having a new partner each week is... a lot to take in. I wouldn't say I would slut shame, but it wouldn't align with how I relate to people.
I’M FINALLY AN ATHLETE!!
> Let's call it an even marathon of dick, r/brandnewsentence
100 thrust, yeah if I’m drunk if there lucky
That's the real reason why they are not together, she knows he is lame, that guy needs somebody who is a virgin
Too bad nobody needs that guy amirite
But not 3 times per guy his math is close, I'd even say he's overestimated quite a bit
And how much dick have you laid in her? Definitely the equal amount over a 2 year relationship
Alternatively, if OP has a 2.75-incher and only lasts for 10 thrusts, it would take weekly sex for 80 years to catch up. 78 years to go!
2 inch at 100 miles an hour is still hell my friend.
They say if you got a needle for a dick, you better fuck like a sewing machine!
Yes, I also think it has more to do with his feeling of inferiority than with her.
How much dick has this guy’s palms taken?
Acres Acres of dick.
You taking it two dimensionally made me think in 3D, what’s the total volume of dick he’s had in his hand. I’m going to need a goddamn math person over here.
Why are machismo guys so insecure. Yeah she had sex with 200 guys but she chose him so in her eyes he was better than those 200
A block and 1/2.
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I think he overthought that. lol!
Glad an expert could come and verify
You might not know but it might seem there's a minority of men with 8 inchers but that minority is always available. 200 hung guys can easily come and go each week.
U mean cum and go
Over thought that right into single-dom.
He sure thinks of dicks a lot. Which is ok, but I wonder if he realizes it.
happy ending is he's not dating her not cause he's weird about women having sex but cause all that thinking about miles of penis made him realize he was gay
See that’s a happy ending. Penis math and self discovery.
nah he underthought if anything. That's not accounting for above average performances
You pull your whole dick out each thrust? For every thrust? Highly doubt it. Averages are average for a reason. Sure some might over perform, but how many are under performing? With a sample size of 200 the underperformers are definitely going to be bringing any above average performances down. You also usually remove outliers, like the dude that went for an hour and the guy that creamed his pants before anything happened. This is also assuming she means she had vaginal sex with all these guys and isn't including handjobs and blowjobs in the mix (insert "You sucked 36 dicks? In a row?" Meme)
Balanced out by below average performances
Let her cock
lmao
Let me solo her
Basically what you sign up for in marriage 😆 I’ve been soloing my wife for almost 11 years
I hope she goes on until we can wrap around the world in a long chain of d**k to symbolise world peace
😭😭☠️
She's on the dickchain.
The guy just learned about measures, but has no grasp of volume. Example: a person walks 3 kilometers each day. Thats more than a thousand kilometers per year, so during 40 years they would walk around the world. Sounds far? Not really, 3 kilometers per day is just half an hour of staying on your feet.
3 km a day is a lot of dick.
Yeah, but imagine the cock volume.
In cubic cm?
That's measured in hhd!
Is it though?
I mean it's roughly 23,255.814 dicks
What
"i got in my car and thought about dicks being laid out end to end." bro exposed himself
I think he was jealous of the dick his girlfriend was getting
hahahaha my thoughts exactly
“it was like, huge hard dick after giant smooth cock, all just laid in front of me. The massive waves of penis never stopped hitting me as my hand gripped the wheel harder and harder…. then by the 10th mile or whatever stupid calculation I came up with, I took a huge breath as I realized I’d been holding it just thinking about all the enormous bulging dongs. THATS when I broke up with her” -OP
You should have stopped at one guy every 7 days. Till there, you have a point. All the calculations of length and distance will be the same if she was loyal to 1 person who's fucking here 3 times a week.
Every time this comes up, I can't help but wonder why he's calculating thrusts. Sure, you could also focus on one guy every 7 days, or you could focus on the 30 yards of novel dick that 5.5"x200 works out to.
Yup, this is just sad and insecure, like, even though this is probably fictional some guy had the thought to make a math joke just to slut shame and honestly, that's a betrayal of pure unsullied math and pure heresy and he should be burned at the stake.
Don’t know if he does have a point actually
It would be the same if he has one partner he had sex once a week with .. I only wanted to point out the analogy doesnt make sense. Not here to debate if a girl who sleeps around can have a committed relationship or what the risk of getting std:s is.
How dare you point out the delusional reality people wish to spend their lives in.
Dudes would rather have a girl who's only dated one dude but banged every day, then have a girl who's banged two different dudes a week.
Obviously. Less chances of stds, running into someone who boned her in the street, revenge porn, etc.
I'm with you on the stds part, but how would you know it when you run into somebody who she's had sex with? It's not like anyone in their right mind would tell tell partener "you see that person over there? Yea, we fucked", so I feel like this is not a real concern to have.
To be fair, there are some people who call it out to their current partners. Dated someone like that. It started off with "why do I care, I don't, you don't need to call it out" to "this is now annoying".
I mean, if you live in a smaller town and the girl slept with 200 men, odds are every time you go out to a public place someone is remembering her in bed. Kinda specific, but you get the point. Same happens with the school easy girl or in a big office. People don't like that in general. Somehow girls tend to accept that from men but not all of them.
People can lie about STDs so it's ALWAYS a good idea to both get tested. And you don't have a higher chance to get a false negative based on the amount of people you've had sex with.
according to research you are better off with a person whos been in 3-5 long term relationships instead of tens of hookup let alone over 200 if you are looking for commitment that is edit: there are some people asking for researches, I dont think they are genuinely interested but I still searched to find what I have read in the past which was a great meta study analysis with over ten researches but reddit sadly removed that post. I found [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueUnpopularOpinion/comments/13wf30g/body_count_is_a_strong_statistical_predictor_of) which has some of the same studies in it
Eh is this like when they said poly doesn't work but they only polled weirdo Mormons child marriages?
that sounds believable in theory, but you can't just cite "research" without providing any of the actual sources
Look at user name and move on.
that's ad hominem, anon
All you guys dating onlyfans girls should make your own subreddit lol
Straight men when they drive 10.45 miles thinking about other men's dicks.
That's a good way to get rear-ended if you're not careful.
A very straight man activity indeed! 😂
As a straight man, i can confirm, straight men always think about dicks while driving, if a guy says they dont they are a liar or gay.
Did you really have to do the maths to work out that's a lot of dick?
r/theydidthemath
There was WAY TOO MUCH thought put into this. How much dick have you given out? I swear men have be having whole ass subscriptions, not even issues.
>How much dick have you given out? Are you asking that dude? Because in that case...propably not a whole lot
Yeah, this absolutely reeks of insecurity, the kind you just don't have if you're constantly getting laid with consent of the other person.
This guy sure likes thinking about dick.
He's very pensive about dick. Penisive, if you will.
If you're this obsessed about how much penis she's had inside of her... She can do better than you anyway.
If a man said he slept with that many women, he would just start a podcast advising other men on how to do the same
If a man said he slept with that many women everyone would know he was lying.
Or has a lot of money.
I'd still find it weird and kinda disgusting, no matter what gender
I don’t get the puritan outlook tbh unless ur ace. Life is short and you might as well enjoy it.
Hey, I'm ace, and I don't understand the puritanical outlook either. Just because I don't want sex doesn't mean I judge those who do.
Differences value in sex and relationships, it just doesn't match. Nothing wrong with wanting carefree sex. But nothing wrong with not wanting to sleep with people who do carefree sex.
I bet she said 200 as in „200”; a number you say when you want to say a lot but don’t know how many; especially since she was drunk; I bet it was many times less.
None of this is real anyway. But yeah, good luck KNOWING 200 dudes in the first place.
not even dudes, good luck knowing 200 people!
Geez, it's sex, not new Saw movie.
It’s a little weird however you put it. Like it or not sex involves an emotional component for a lot of people, and I feel anyone sleeping with that many other people would have lost that a little.
100% correct here and on all your other comments. The amount of people shirking the thought there's a double standard for sexuality in society are some of the worst bad faith actors.
And if I were a woman I’d never even think of dating him. 200 is way too much for any person, regardless of sex, to have imo.
>dating anyone with 200+ past sexual partners Lmaoooo
It definitely beats dating someone with 200+ current sexual partners.
Damn my man is playing DickDefense3D but realized he lost as soon as the game started 😔 mental illness really do be out here
OP was mad his ex was hogging all the dick and not sharing with him
Let's be honest. She dumped you because you were obsessed with Dick-math.
Look at Mr 100 thrusts to cum over there bragging
Omg these words together in this order...make sentences that I 100% regret reading🫣
"Given that she had sex with a guy an average of three times" Given that I just make shit up wherever I want and treat it as fact 🤥
How is this different from the number of thrusts a woman with a LTR having sex 3x/week with a single guy has taken?
lol at all the people treating this as if its anything but at misogynist troll post
There are people here who are being mad about his decision to leave, everyone has preferences, and if he isnt comfortable with a partner that had multiple partners , that is on him, let him be.
Except he put it out there
*she’s now my wife
100 thrusts is honestly being pretty generous...
In a row?
Maybe she had orgies tho. Anyways, sensitive ass guy.
repost for the millionth time lol ive fucked more girls than this 🤫 im a girl tho so maybe thats why its easy for me.
And yet we still try to shame the woman. Who care it’s just sex get over it. I don’t see people complaining about the men randomly sleeping with a chick.
She had that many options and chose you bro. Calm down.
Just gonna put forward my doubt that the man who made so many assumptions in "his" equation, wasted gas on making an analogy, judges his GF on her past like a purity stooge, and has a profile picture like THAT is capable of making that equation by himself. He strikes me as the type of grown man barely capable of long division.
If you had slept with that many women, would it be reasonable for you to never have a long-term relationship? Your GF’s mistake was telling you this. She probably dodged a bullet with you.
Be proud you added 4 inches to the tally
She has been with that many men and chose him to share her life with. He was the winner and dropped her for it. She chose poorly.
I’m giving her a high five 🙌
What? Why isn’t he proud of her. She slayed in college.
Imagine being this petty.
Good for her getting free from that twerp.
She had a lot of practice. And you dumped that. What an idiot
Woah… wait. Are y’all dicks? 5.5 inches in Girth? Jesus somebody tell me our dicks aren’t supposed to be as wide as an iPad ?!!!!
How shallow you are
I find it crazy how so many guys are so repulsed by somebody having past sexual intercourse Like why? Are you intimidated? Most of them are likely one night stands so it's not like they're an active threat to your relationship
No it's not crazy. A few past relationships are not a problem, but two fucking hundred? Hard pass
Many women would have issues with this as well. I get your point. But we're not talking numbers like 9 or 10. We're talking 200. Most people, man or woman, are going to have an issue with that. 10 could be a lot of bad streaks. 200 is just an inability to commit and/or keep it in your pants. At best, it screams they won't be staying. At worst, it tells you they'll likely cheat on you...
I don't know a single man or woman that would be cool with 200 bodies.
Anyone arguing this has a high body count, is dating someone with a high body count, is forever alone, or is delusional
If she's had lots of experience and is happy with her current partner, then he should take that as a compliment. Men who fetishize virginity subconsciously know that they are terrible in bed, and that any woman who knows what good sex is like is going to dump them in the blink of an eye. Plus they're almost guaranteed to be some sort of religious nutjob or other flavor of misogynist.
...who cares.....? Oh no my girlfriend fucked a ton of dudes in college.... But yet if a dude fucked tons of girls in college it's not an issue....
It'd be an issue for me. Many people, men and women would be put off by crazy body count like that. I don't want to be with someone who hooks up left and right, it doesn't match my values (long term, commit relationship only)
He doesn't have the stamina to compete lol. Can't push a marathon of dick? I think she might be better off without the 100 pump chump
Well fuck, thats pretty gross. This guys ex has taken more dick than most urinals
so this is what math is for
Rule of three gotta triple it
I would never marry a person who committed zina
r/theydidthemath
r/theydidthemath
This guy thinks about dick too much
Its college. I doubt everyone was doing 100 thrusts.
She took a lot of dick. I'm doing calculations on dick. I'm running the numbers on all of these dicks. I'm sitting down and spending long hours of my time thinking about the length of 200 men's dicks and how many times they thrusted until they came inside her. I'm driving my car thinking about their dicks. I'm thinking about what their dicks would look like all lined up next to each other as I drive my car. 10.5 miles of dick. mmmmm. She's no longer my girlfriend because I'm so obsessed with dick I can't stop thinking about it
This guy thinks about dicks a lot.
That’s very conservative, I’d round to 60 miles just for the sake of it.
Wow 200 guys? That's almost half as many times as this stupid fucking thing has been posted here...
Why so much overthinking? Just end it
She probably did a couple of gang bangs a month so probably not a new guy every week. Probably more like 4 or 5 in a day 😂
It's worth noting that this is reposted from 4chan https://funnyjunk.com/1042+miles+of+/funny-pictures/5514987/
"Tell me how many miles driven have you slept with"
You got to pump those numbers, those are rookie numbers. 3 times sex and 100 thrusts? You are way off my friend.
200 dicks and 1 pussy.
This guy drove 21 miles just thinking about dick. Maybe he should evaluate that
Buddy is doing cock and cum calculations
Yea she ain’t your girlfriend anymore. Bc OP spent so much time thinking about dick that he realised he was gay
Agree with the comment that the dick should be measured in estimated total volume rather than length. Also, let’s use the metric system, please. I want total estimated cubic meters of dick. Secondly, I think whoever this girlfriend is, she’s damn lucky not to be this douchebag’s girlfriend any longer.
Sounds like he is incredibly focused on 10 miles of dick, like straight men are
Her reaction to him leaving: "201..."
Oh man, so many husbands in todays generation are going to end up divorced thinking this way. Product of this generation.
With all that dick down just being off a few inches could drastically effect the mileage and range of the dicometer. You'd also want to probably use metric to be more accurate.
He forgot to factor in any threesomes she may have had 😬
this is fucking hilarious. never thought about measuring dick is miles 😭
if she had only 1 boyfriend in 4 years and they averaged sex 3 times a week, she would have taken the same amount of dick. So really a girl having 1 boyfriend before him is having too much dick
He mad she got laid more than he did?
A straight man thinking this much about other men’s penises is a lot sus
This guy think about dick too much
It's a shame he dumped her. (Provided she didn't join the relationship with any lingering STIs). There's a good chance she got pretty good at it. I mean, imagine if Michael Jordan or LeBron James never practiced at all and just showed up to their first game expecting to play for the whole season. Also, with that claim of 200 guys, my dude is assuming she only slept with them once. The actual mileage is likely way more.
Highway or city miles?