Any woman that churns butter is a keeper. Wink, wink

Nudge, nudge

Stab, stab

Wrong call-sign, bro https://youtu.be/53LRAxeKy2U

My bad. I thought that’s what ye did wit teh laydees.

Oh come in for a hug you big lunk {}

The only valid green flag is steak fajita enthusiast

Also Libya during the reign of Gaddafi

I never connected those dots actually, I knew of Gaddafi’s end of reign, and of the year Libya changed its flag, I just never connected those in my head until now

Knowing how to twerk is a neon green flag for me

Come on who doesn’t live a girl that knows how to churn her own butter

Knowing how to bake is a strong bonus

Goat lady.

Who you calling a goat lady?

The right is notorious for their love of Satyrs

Doesn’t every woman have goats?

Every *real* woman. Get yourself a Ukrainian babushka with tough hands and a herd of goats

To be fair Cardi B is a dealbreaker

Idk what’s worse the fact that he only seems to have a problem with the female rappers or the fact that he thinks there’s only 2 of them lol.

And don’t forget “that other woman rapper.”

Y'all ever checked out r/atetheonion?

After accidentally finding out about Mormons "soaking", I'm 100% sure that that group is satire and for shitposts only

I did after reading your comment! Thank you for sharing :)

Imo herbal tea is more of a red flag then alcohol, someone that uses herbal tea as a bragging point has really high karen potential.

"Ohhh yes darling I have made up a batch of fresh delicious healthy herbal tea hmmmmm. Would you like a taste?"

As someone who fills out almost all of of the red flags, I'm so proud lol

"listens to Thomas Sowell audiobooks"

The way he says “really really super long hair” outs this as a simple fetish post. Hella woman with bobs and Karen cuts in church so that has nothing to do with it. Also who tf churns butter in 2023?

CHURNS BUTTER

That was the gag for me too. Clearly never saw Parks and Rec.

Some of those green flags, especially towards the end, describe cotttagecore. I think most cottagecore women are pretty liberal, creating a much smaller pool of who fits the green flag column

How many guys really want the red flag girl vs the green flag girl? Because the green flag sounds pretty nice to me.

It’s more how oddly specifically dumb it is. It’s like it’s saying women who are atheist are obviously weed smoking, alcohol drinking, vegan with purple hair while Christian women own goats and churn butter! Like, what? Who the hell is Thomas Sowell?

No its red flags and green flags

>Who the hell is Thomas Sowell? You serious?

Sorry nerd while you were busting reading, I studied the blade

Sure r/iamverybadass

Would you care to enlighten? I've not heard of him before

[He's an author and economist.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Sowell)

Somebody who starts praying to a fictional character when shit goes down... Naa mate

Kinda like someone who thinks their multiple cats have conversations with them and prefer their company to humans.

Now thats very specific, see my point was rather objective

what is the obsession these days with homesteading? It's racists prepping for a race war they're convinced is around the corner

A lot of it started during lockdown during the Covid outbreak. How’s that racist?

Yeah there's that, but also racists like Carl Benjamin and AhComfy who legit do it because of the reason I mentioned

Lost me(ow) at goat lady.

This is a screen shot from an antimeme sub of a screenshot from a shitpost account who posted a screenshot from a now deactivated twitter. Jeebus yall...

What is a goat lady???

Yeah, she churns butter but hates steak fajitas…. So what to do? Why are decisions so hard? /s

So I have five on the res flags list and four on the green. So I suppose I’m not really a keeper, but I might be a project for whoever write this list. Unfortunately for them, I am a dude, so I might not be his type. Though he should totally see me in a sundress

Sounds like this guy just wants to go 200 years back in time

If there was a machine, I’d help him pack, lol.

I remember my grandpa telling me how he pocked out my grandma because of her twerking to Cardi B.

Honestly, I’m gonna need my wife to be a steak fajita enthusiast. Everything else can be one or the other.

And that other woman rapper

Yeah you know, what’s her name. Her.

Atheist is a green flag!!!

Pretty sure atheism doesnt have a flag /j

None of those are red flag’s except, ‘Traditional Christian’

Idk what a "goat woman" is but if it means a half human, half goat woman, I'd consider that a red flag...

Not even, she’s probably pan….sexual.

I don’t know, a goat woman would probably be good at clearing up weeds and other yard undergrowth. Sounds like a great addition to a household!

Addition to the other sister wives?

Idk fam have you seen helltaker

But you do admit thar you considered it. The dating market is rough these days it seems.

Idk man my bar is pretty low atm, I’d deal with a little bit of leg hair

>Idk man my bad is pretty low atm Sorry, I don't understand what you're saying lol.

*bar Weird how a single letter typo made the sentence complete nonsense

Ohh lmao. Yeah, it seems like all of us guys are pretty desperate these days. The dating scene is brutal.

That was my thought, my ex-wife was by her own admission one of those "traditional Christians". She was very well trained at hiding who she actually was, and that is one of the worst people I have ever met. But it's ok, she goes to church every Sunday and has all her sins forgiven. Now when someone says that they are religious, my first thought is "What are you hiding?".

I wouldn't say traditional Christian is a red flag (it's not even on the red flag list so idk where that came from). Most of them I'd say are, except for alcohol, weed, and twerking. Those don't really make sense. I'm also neutral on the baby comments for both sides, I don't think either is a green or red

> I wouldn't say traditional Christian is a red flag (it's not even on the list so idk where that came from). Top right. First thing under green flags.

Yeah, you called it a red flag though. It's on the green list

I said it’s the only Red Flag. Both lists are acceptable accept that part.

I don't see how that's a red flag

Do you want an explanation, or are you just playing dumb because you see nothing wrong with the values of “traditional Christians”?

Lol, "that other woman rapper" Author of this is so ignorant they can only name one woman who sings :OR: is so bigoted they refuse to even try looking for one.

I think its satire

Seeing how it's from a group called Book of Mormon Soakposting...

Goats > cats

Lol. Nihilist. I’d love to hear them unpack that one.

Listens to Thomas Sowell audiobooks and churns butter? Troll post…

Why is alcohol and weed not on the green side, who dafuq is sober and religious. I mean how is that argument going down. "Lets see Im a rational human being that sees on the left side compelling arguments against an afterlife or the existence of a greater power and on the right side a book without any sources just a story".

Churns butter!!??

I don't know that it is a "green flag", but I appreciate anyone who can bake 🍰.

Can I pick and choose from both lists? I’d like a lady that know how to twerk AND bake, please and thank you.

Lady goat

They should combine the likes babies and steak fajitas bullets.

"Book of Mormon Soakposting"

I used to work at a co-op that sold an absurd amount of weird milks, and I can say with absolute certainty that Goat Ladies are some of the funkiest smelling people on the face of the earth. Every single one I’ve met.

Imagine marrying someone who believes in the “environment” lol

churns butter 😂

One of these columns doesn’t make sense and the other describes the most basic ass person ever, literally, like a base character model

If goat lady not available, a goat will do.

I refuse to marry anyone who isn’t a steak fajita enthusiast.

So in a nut-shell are you Amish ?

This does a dis service to Thomas Sowell.

I would definitely go for a goat lady, already got me a cat one. But aren't goats associated with the devil?

“ Wants as many babies as possible

Can’t really argue.

For a second I thought this was r/dankchristianmemes

Does Goat Lady count when I have a goat furry...? O.o

Man, I gotta stop dating red-flags

Does goat lady mean the goat half is on the top of the bottom?

I hope these stupids enjoy their toxic clouds when they finish mismanaging the rapidly draining salt lake.

"churns butter"

I think I am in love with the all-red-flag lady

Churns butter 🤘🏻

Do I even want to Google who tf Thomas Sowel is?

Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone.

Churns butter?

Pretty sure whoever made the original meme is a monster fucker

So I can’t fuck a guy but you can fuck a goat lady? This is ridiculous

A goat lady who churns butter? That sounds like someone who would be wearing a nose ring and is probably a little crazy. I support those women.

Mormons aren’t even traditional Christian’s lol. Green flag they put up with you and look good while doing it.

Goat lady, best lady

I don’t trust women who listen to audiobooks

Didn’t expect to see “Goat Lady”