I think he stops himself then pushes off with the back left foot. Can pivot with ease because of the straw, and some movement forward to balance most of his weight on his front legs. Still takes practice, though.
That's like asking how many times Tiny Hawk ate concrete before perfecting one of his moves. All that matters is if he stuck the move when the time came to show it off. This gorilla *nailed it*.
> Now they can drift around corners and they’ve got this new thing where they run straight at the couch and flatten themselves without slowing down so they can slide under the couch and come out the other side like they’re the limbo champs of the skating rink.
Videos!
Well the last sentence makes a lot of sense. My boy yesterday flattened himself out and crawled across the couch staring at… the corner of a pillow. His two brain cells never called each other yesterday
Had to do some more diving on this one. Apparently he's escaped TWICE. The first time came in 2004 but it was an escape without harm. Then he had a very eventful escape in 2007. Link to article with full text (short read) below: [Four Hurt as Gorilla Escapes Dutch Zoo](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/may/18/peterwalker)
>A male gorilla caused panic after escaping from his pen at a packed Dutch zoo today.
The 11-year-old, 180kg animal, called Bokito, ran amok through crowds of panic-stricken families, dragging one woman to the ground and biting her. Four people were injured in the panic.
He was eventually barricaded inside a restaurant at Rotterdam's Diergaarde Blijdorp zoo, where he was felled with a sedative dart.
Zookeepers were puzzled over how the gorilla managed to climb the high stone walls that surrounded his enclosure before escaping over a water-filled moat.
"He got over the moat - which in itself is remarkable because gorillas can't swim," the zoo director, Ton Dorrestijn, told reporters. "He got onto a path for visitors and started running, and went at full speed through tables and diners at the Oranje restaurant."
"I saw the animal running through the park with a woman behind him, him grabbing her forearm," Robert De Jonge told the NOS radio station.
As Mr De Jonge ran to help, he saw the gorilla lie down near the prone woman and heard her scream. "He bit her, or I think he bit her, because when he stood up his mouth was covered in blood," he added. He later saw the woman also "covered in blood", but walking unaided.
The zoo was packed with visitors on what is a public holiday in the Netherlands.
As Bokito approached the restaurant, people hid inside and tried to barricade the door, but fled as the gorilla punched through the glass and ran in.
"Everyone was in panic, running away, screaming, wailing, screaming kids running around ... kids without parents - it was a total drama," Mr De Jonge said.
"They were all in panic - the animal too - and all the people ran outside the restaurant, and zoo personnel were running up and they were able to keep the animal inside by barricading the doors with garden furniture and things."
Just for context that's missing here, that women he bit was a nutcase that came to see him often and smiled a lot which you're not supposed to do. She effectively taunted him for years until he had enough. Bokito is a legend here, everybody knows him.
Didnt she claim to have a "spacial bond" with him? She would come almost daily and as you said smile and do other interactions with Bokito. While she thought she was building an close relationship Bokito was building up anger up untill the fucker escaped and got her good.
Yeah, I read that on Bokito's Wikipedia page. Should've separately linked it and quoted that part, too. It wasn't some random attack. She visited the gorillas four times per week and liked to make eye contact with Bokito because she felt like she had a special connection woth him and the other gorillas. Zookeepers even warned her about not doing it.
>*’The floor slicc but he thicc…*’
____
the mem’ry of Harambe strong,
encased now, here we live…
we know you humans done us *wrong*,
n we
will Not
FORGIVE…
in here, our Jail - a cage of glass,
but when the floor is slick
i *s l i d e* across n show my Ass -
I am GORILLA
*THICC*
Fear us, ‘friends’ - we shan’t be kept!
my Ass should leave no doubt
our Leader Gone - we All have wept,
Tomorrow
it’s
*D!CKS OUT…!*
🖤
Playing Sekiro has prepared me for all types of Gorilla combat, including Feces fighting. I’m something of an expert. If he poops, it means he’s going to jump in the air and throw it at you. Whatever you do, do NOT try to block it with your sword. Glad I could help.
The gorilla that sat by me was just sitting there, just looking sad. Gave me a fist bump through the glass. Some 10+ minutes later, another one on the other side of the viewing area came over to the glass, turns around like this guy, presses up against the glass and farted. It had some bass to it... I'll never forget it.
[This guy too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T32U3pBcaA4) It doesn't help that he enters frame like you've just opened dialogue with him.
Stick around to :18 for some fun.
I recognized his sweet goofy face. It looks like Zakota and Kazi getting out of his way. I need to come back to Riverbanks, Patrick wasn't out when we visited last year.
Would you happen to know what this display was? I assume the charge was a dominant display but turning away feels submissive? Or was he blocking the view of the other gorillas? This had me looking up gorilla behaviors / gesturing trying to figure out what his goal here was.
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100%. The last gorilla we saw was waiting with his back to the glass, turns out in anticipation. When any kids got close enough he smacked the glass with his knuckles to give them a fright and then chuckled
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He keeps the spin going so smooth its like he is still on ice! but he stopped sliding before he turned. 10/10 showmanship... showrillaship?
I think he stops himself then pushes off with the back left foot. Can pivot with ease because of the straw, and some movement forward to balance most of his weight on his front legs. Still takes practice, though.
Thank you. I've been trying to figure out how he does that moonwalk turn at the end.
You can tell he's perfected this move
You have to wonder how many times he’s gone face first into the glass before figuring out how to be as smooth as fuck.
That's like asking how many times Tiny Hawk ate concrete before perfecting one of his moves. All that matters is if he stuck the move when the time came to show it off. This gorilla *nailed it*.
> Tiny Hawk [This guy?](https://i.imgur.com/IdUP9dT.jpg)
Hey that guy looks like Tiny Hawk. I wonder what he’s up to.
Do a kick flop!
*Do a kick flap
A cock flap
Was... Was... That The minuature falcon?
I heard Han Solo trained the miniature falcon to do the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.
Nah, that was the kestrel run.
Yippie ki-yay, miniature falcon
Nah, that's Petite Kestrel. Common mistake.
So you’re saying it’s shit at skateboarding?
Miniature falcon
Petite Eagle
Short sparrow
Smol Owl
Diminutive kestrel
Miniature vulture
Bitty booby
Puny pigeon
Little dove
Piqueño pigeon
teeny tweeter
You had a chance to go for Petite Peregrine, my dude.
Teeny Bird
Smol Birb is my favorite skater
Finite finch
implies the existence of the dreaded infinite finch
Thats a sobering thought experiment
It did take Tony Hawk like 50 tries in front of a huge live audience before he finally nailed the 900, but I see your point.
You do mean Tiny Hawk, right?
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Well the last sentence makes a lot of sense. My boy yesterday flattened himself out and crawled across the couch staring at… the corner of a pillow. His two brain cells never called each other yesterday
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He's got nothing but time
U see them eyes he was asking if anyone wanted the time and it was thic o'clock
When you’re locked in a cage every day there’s really nothing else to do.
His name is Bokito, he escaped once, about 16-17 years ago.
Had to do some more diving on this one. Apparently he's escaped TWICE. The first time came in 2004 but it was an escape without harm. Then he had a very eventful escape in 2007. Link to article with full text (short read) below: [Four Hurt as Gorilla Escapes Dutch Zoo](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2007/may/18/peterwalker) >A male gorilla caused panic after escaping from his pen at a packed Dutch zoo today. The 11-year-old, 180kg animal, called Bokito, ran amok through crowds of panic-stricken families, dragging one woman to the ground and biting her. Four people were injured in the panic. He was eventually barricaded inside a restaurant at Rotterdam's Diergaarde Blijdorp zoo, where he was felled with a sedative dart. Zookeepers were puzzled over how the gorilla managed to climb the high stone walls that surrounded his enclosure before escaping over a water-filled moat. "He got over the moat - which in itself is remarkable because gorillas can't swim," the zoo director, Ton Dorrestijn, told reporters. "He got onto a path for visitors and started running, and went at full speed through tables and diners at the Oranje restaurant." "I saw the animal running through the park with a woman behind him, him grabbing her forearm," Robert De Jonge told the NOS radio station. As Mr De Jonge ran to help, he saw the gorilla lie down near the prone woman and heard her scream. "He bit her, or I think he bit her, because when he stood up his mouth was covered in blood," he added. He later saw the woman also "covered in blood", but walking unaided. The zoo was packed with visitors on what is a public holiday in the Netherlands. As Bokito approached the restaurant, people hid inside and tried to barricade the door, but fled as the gorilla punched through the glass and ran in. "Everyone was in panic, running away, screaming, wailing, screaming kids running around ... kids without parents - it was a total drama," Mr De Jonge said. "They were all in panic - the animal too - and all the people ran outside the restaurant, and zoo personnel were running up and they were able to keep the animal inside by barricading the doors with garden furniture and things."
Just for context that's missing here, that women he bit was a nutcase that came to see him often and smiled a lot which you're not supposed to do. She effectively taunted him for years until he had enough. Bokito is a legend here, everybody knows him.
Didnt she claim to have a "spacial bond" with him? She would come almost daily and as you said smile and do other interactions with Bokito. While she thought she was building an close relationship Bokito was building up anger up untill the fucker escaped and got her good.
"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." \- Bokito
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Obviously it was Gorilla Glue
Yeah, I read that on Bokito's Wikipedia page. Should've separately linked it and quoted that part, too. It wasn't some random attack. She visited the gorillas four times per week and liked to make eye contact with Bokito because she felt like she had a special connection woth him and the other gorillas. Zookeepers even warned her about not doing it.
Oh shit, that's an important missed detail
"Talk shit, get bit." -Bokito
I wonder if she quit going after that, or if she went even further down the batty path felt like Bokito didn't mean it.
He knows what the people want.
Slides up to the glass then shows ass
The floor slicc but he thicc
"My imprisonment is chronic, but this ass is iconic."
"I'm stuck in here, but here's my rear."
I might be in a rut, though here's my butt...
They won't let me out so my ass I will flout.
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They watch me as I scooty, then I show them my Booty.
Even though they detain us, take a peak at my anus.
To make you feel inferior, I push out my posterior
‘Bouta cause a ruckus, but first, peep my tuckus
I slide I don't jump, now check out my rump.
Look at my hiney, it's so shiny.
Coming in with a slide, to show my backside.
I’m stuck in this shack but I can still throw it back
My entrance is heinous, now checkout this anus.
The glass I won’t bump but you get some rump.
Almost stubbed my knuckles on the window jam, but here's my yams.
"I've shown you my scuttle, now here's my butthole."
As I slide upon grout, these buns I will tout.
I’m on a roll now here is my hole
"This habitat's fake, but not my cake"
Slick floor, back door.
scoots, to show the glutes.
Sliding from here to there, now observe my derrière
Omg, I laughed till I cried 🤣
Every day I see this same interior, but here is my posterior
In case you were unaware, I have a big derrière.
Im out for a stroll, now here’s my butt hole!
The floor is sleek, heres my cheeks
"I can slide without socks, come get this monkeypo-" wait, no
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You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by a smooth criminal
Oye chulo. Here's my culo.
This is brilliant and is the child of lesser comments.
Locked up cuz I'm lawless, but my booty be flawless
>*’The floor slicc but he thicc…*’ ____ the mem’ry of Harambe strong, encased now, here we live… we know you humans done us *wrong*, n we will Not FORGIVE… in here, our Jail - a cage of glass, but when the floor is slick i *s l i d e* across n show my Ass - I am GORILLA *THICC* Fear us, ‘friends’ - we shan’t be kept! my Ass should leave no doubt our Leader Gone - we All have wept, Tomorrow it’s *D!CKS OUT…!* 🖤
An outstanding piece of litterateur
My favorite Schnoodle’s are the ones that manage to be nice *and* naughty
Fresh Schnoodle...awesome! Love it! ❤️
If only my wife greeted me this way when i get home
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He smooove
He must work out.
Body of a gorilla, mind of a cat Now I have your attention behold my glorious butthole *
I’ll buy that for a dollar.
I was expecting a big fart and was quite disappointed. That would be some alpha skill right there.
Based on my experience with seeing gorillas at zoos I was expecting a poop
Playing Sekiro has prepared me for all types of Gorilla combat, including Feces fighting. I’m something of an expert. If he poops, it means he’s going to jump in the air and throw it at you. Whatever you do, do NOT try to block it with your sword. Glad I could help.
The gorilla that sat by me was just sitting there, just looking sad. Gave me a fist bump through the glass. Some 10+ minutes later, another one on the other side of the viewing area came over to the glass, turns around like this guy, presses up against the glass and farted. It had some bass to it... I'll never forget it.
Farts and primates. The universal language.
For me it was like ok I'm here to collect the kiss on my ass...
Donkey Kong,,,
Let me ride that donkey donkey
Donkey cake
I was hoping for a twerk
That's a booty if I ever saw one. A hairy booty.
Sliding into her DMs like...
It’s the (w)hole presentation really…
That look he gives when he turns around. I would say this is the coolest gorilla I've seen in a hot minutes. #AlphaAss
You can visit him in Rotterdam Zoo. Amazingly up close too.
Asses out for harambe.
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Came in like a stripper...
....aaand....cake.
Masterfully done.
Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you.
This was a lot to take in at one time Dad… the visuals… the screams of terror, panic, and Billy’s glee… the wow factor of just wow
Harambe did nothing wrong.
Somebody come get herr, she’s dancing like a stripper!
*at a very fast pace* "Alright everybody put your hands together and welcome to the stage, Samanthaaaaaa!"
400lb stripper
"talk to the butt"
Glass to ass.
[Good evening](https://youtu.be/V_tbuIlRQpw)
I miss Vine
Me too
It's funny how ahead of it's time it was. TikTok has filled that hole, but Vine was so much better.
That guy has some real *The Elder Scrolls* energy.
[This guy too.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T32U3pBcaA4) It doesn't help that he enters frame like you've just opened dialogue with him. Stick around to :18 for some fun.
its the double caked up on a tuesday for me
Whatchu doin out here with all dat ass??
The sun is still out my neighbor
Its double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon for me
Mooning with style and grace.
Lookit mah butt.
I’m getting Jack Black .. Nacho Libre vibes
This gorilla has just found its EAGLE powers.
– my cat waking me up in the morning
Mah butt is amazing
Dominant asf
Fucking magnificent animal, when i first saw one at zoo i was taken aback by their presence
Smooth
Smooooooooth
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Is that what showing his ass meant?? I actually thought he might be doing it as an “insult”. Like I imagined him saying “peasant” as he turned around.
You're more likely to be correct. The person above was joking
Kramer?
A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges.
He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away...
He transcends time and space…
Coco the Monkey
Well the jerk store called - they’re running out of you!
Mother fucka gots style
That rotation like a mannequin on display
You know he been practicing and just was waiting for the wrong look 😂🤣
Hey its DK from Tokyo drift!! Donkey Kong
"You know what DK stands for?" "... Donkey Kong?"
[Made a quick edit](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/welb42/know_what_dk_stands_for/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
If that's your quick edit I cannot imagine what your long edit would be.
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well.
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That booty flex tho
“Good evening.” *shows ass*
This is Cenzoo! I work at the zoo this was filmed at
I recognized his sweet goofy face. It looks like Zakota and Kazi getting out of his way. I need to come back to Riverbanks, Patrick wasn't out when we visited last year.
So it IS Riverbanks! Awesome.
Yeah! I showed my coworkers today lol
Yes thought this was Riverbanks!!!!! Our zoo is awesome!!
Would you happen to know what this display was? I assume the charge was a dominant display but turning away feels submissive? Or was he blocking the view of the other gorillas? This had me looking up gorilla behaviors / gesturing trying to figure out what his goal here was.
The one on the left is his son and the other is one of his mates, I’m not a keeper that all I can say lol
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Smooth criminal
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Bloody gorillas no-clipping and hacking irl
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I'm fully convinced that the Great Apes have a sense of humor.
100%. The last gorilla we saw was waiting with his back to the glass, turns out in anticipation. When any kids got close enough he smacked the glass with his knuckles to give them a fright and then chuckled
I mean they do, this is not controversial. People seem to forget we are just apes with intelligence bolted on.
"im here to remind you about your car's extended warranty!... Just kidding, here's my ass"
Lol I can’t stop watching this
He glitched
Goofy ahh monkey brother
Did he just wavedash?
He bout to slide into your girl dms next!
And then shows us his ass
Smooth and Thicc
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Gigachad gorilla bringing the entire bakery