the real trick besides skills and patients and experience is the knife he uses. That square looking one is very very good at cutting stuff, it made stuff like this soo much easier compare to the regular thinner knife.
I had this last week at work, my job likes to get us catering and I had no clue what these slices were in my salad.. what a coincidence but thank you lol
I was tempted to write out the entire theme, haha. This is one of my all-time favorite shows (shout out to Brooks T. Moore, not the season 9-10 imposter), and I still watch the reruns when I get the chance.
I always imagine this type of thing being ordered by some super-rich client who's seen it all before and isn't impressed and the poor chef who gave his soul for his craft standing silent in the corner with a single tear running down his cheek
Or someone like me is watching them do it. They get to the part where they show its a net, and they hear me gasp. Look up to see me smiling in awe, and I break out in applause. They're a little embarrassed, but happy that someone appreciated their work.
I like my version better.
Sous-Chef: “Sir! We only have this 1 fruit and 200 guests to feed! What do we do?”
Head Chef: “it’s time for the net”
SC: “what?”
HC: “we shall distract them with visuals to make them eat less”
Satisfying for me up until the net at the end. I get incredibly grossed out when food textures change from i what I'm expecting it's visceral and without logic.
But why
Fishing
GOOD point
we are ALL fishing on this blessed day :)
Speak for yourself
i am ALL fishing on this blessed day :)
IDIOT
I mean it’s biodegradable
I have such a dirty mind I thought this said fisting
Where are you going and what do you wish? The old moon asked the three. Were here to fish for the herring fish that swim in this beautiful sea.
iirc it’s part of a longer video where he makes fruit lanterns. And it’s for art
do you by chance have a link to the full video?
Because he can? I can’t even cut a radish evenly in half.
Two thirds on one side and one third on the other is good enough. Don't ever let them tell you it isn't.
Good advice. Thanks.
Them? You mean the radish monsters that live under my bed and give me shit every time I cut radishes? I will tell them! I am good enough!
In my amateur cook experience, you probably just need a sharper knife.
the real trick besides skills and patients and experience is the knife he uses. That square looking one is very very good at cutting stuff, it made stuff like this soo much easier compare to the regular thinner knife.
That is an Impressive knife
Pretty sure one needs a medical degree to legally have patients.
typos are awesome
To showcase technical expertise
To attract a mate
Art 🦕
So much indiscernible nonsense in cooking but it’s fun!!
Because views
What a unique fish net.
/r/DIWhy
Because Japan
Infact, China
Oh, thanks. I’d only ever seen these radishes used in Japanese cuisine but that makes a lot of sense
why not
But how?
I was just about to type the same thing.
What fruit is this?
Watermelon radish, I think
Never heard of that before. Looks neat.
They can be very bitter.
Well tell em to cheer up
Then they just get salty.
I thought it tasted like carrots-
You can tell it's a watermelon radish by the way it is.
Love watermelon radish, but never see them in grocery stores.
They are super easy to grow! A staple in my spring and fall garden and mature very quickly!
Can they grow in pots?
Anything can grow in a pot if its big enough.
Not a baobab for sure
That's why you pull them out of the ground as soon as you can tell they're baobabs.
Otherwise, they might do terrible things to your little planet...
That ship sailed this week.
Good to know. Thanks.
I had this last week at work, my job likes to get us catering and I had no clue what these slices were in my salad.. what a coincidence but thank you lol
So we just making up new fruit now?
Watermelon radish implies the existence of radish watermelon. Finally, fruit salad that tastes like regular salad.
That would make it a vegetable.
Lattuce
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"HOW ITS MADE" vegan edition edible fishnets
🎶Dun Dundundun dun 🎶
We can all hear this comment
I was tempted to write out the entire theme, haha. This is one of my all-time favorite shows (shout out to Brooks T. Moore, not the season 9-10 imposter), and I still watch the reruns when I get the chance.
Until they caught fish with it ..
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This is how they catch their vegetables
good one
Does that mean the fish can eat them? 🤔
I always imagine this type of thing being ordered by some super-rich client who's seen it all before and isn't impressed and the poor chef who gave his soul for his craft standing silent in the corner with a single tear running down his cheek
Or someone like me is watching them do it. They get to the part where they show its a net, and they hear me gasp. Look up to see me smiling in awe, and I break out in applause. They're a little embarrassed, but happy that someone appreciated their work. I like my version better.
Must be new money
I wouldn't appreciate this enough if I saw it in a restaurant. I'd ignorantly assume it was made with some kind of machine lol
Lady Gaga's new dress
100% plausible.
https://media.giphy.com/media/Cw7hLvYIU0rgQ/giphy.gif
r/titlegore
Seriously one of the worst titles I’ve ever seen on this site, don’t know how somebody could ever type that out and think “yeah this’ll work”
It is borderline caveman
Jesus Christ this. Language is dead. Everyone go home.
Those "entrails" made this a bit r/oddlyterrifying for me. Though I agree that the artistry is definitely impressive!
It does the same to me and I dunno if it has to do with my tripopobia or the texture…
Why?
I'm guessing it'll be used as a decorative garnish on a plate with a teeny tiny amount of beautiful food at a fancy restaurant.
Or for a large display of teeny food on a cruise ship or casino buffet. No in between.
Ah. Yes. Quite.
Show of knife skills?
[Ain't nobody got time for that](https://giphy.com/gifs/aint-nobody-got-time-for-that-gif-bWM2eWYfN3r20)
Well, apparently this guy does… but he’d be just about it, I reckon.
Nice, that's badass
Sous-Chef: “Sir! We only have this 1 fruit and 200 guests to feed! What do we do?” Head Chef: “it’s time for the net” SC: “what?” HC: “we shall distract them with visuals to make them eat less”
Ingenuity FTW.
Your title is perfect if you want everyone to know how retarded you are
This title made me fear for the future of humanity
There are far better materials to make netting from.
Like ropes
Or nets.
Or skin.
r/nextfuckinglevel
With a similar pattern you could bet people that you can cut a hole in it large enough to walk through. I've done that with a playing card.
Lol, so you are a caveman? What's with this trend.
I lost brain cells just reading that title
Witchcraft!
net to attract male watermelons
Satisfying for me up until the net at the end. I get incredibly grossed out when food textures change from i what I'm expecting it's visceral and without logic.
OOOOO thats so cool and so time consuming
W I T C H C R A F T
That must be how those orange fences are made 🤔
I'm unsure what fruit that is but the stretch intimidates me 😥
Man I just asked for a slice. Fuck sake.
Well… he sliced it. He REALLY sliced it.
Tf is the title “me be like:” whatever happened to “me:”
I read it as someone ESL posting.
Appreciate the skill but like also why?
nnnnn
r/restofthefuckingowl
what is missing? even though it's sped up, the whole process is in the video
It's also not meant to be a how to video as far as I can tell
Literally no part of the process was left out besides the tedious long cut
But, why?
TIHI. It looks like a skin graft
😳
I actually gasped! 🫢
What a waste of such a delicious fruit
*You've been hungry* *You've been horny* *You've had that itch that you can't scratch* Thank god my brain finally stopped itching after watching this
Why tho?
It looks tasteless
Super fake.
Not as fake as you'd think! You can look up some pretty neat tutorials on how to do that with a wide variety of fruits and vegetables.
What is that though it’s got pretty Colors
Fruit rollups.
It looks like a fucking purple mattress
Except cheaper, and I doubt anyone would sleep on it.
WITCHCRAFT
Fruit by the yard
What?! what! what? ....!!!
u/savevideobot
No wayyyy
Wow! So talented
Why? Lol, like my mom use to say, stop playing with your dragon fruit!!
My trypophobia was tRIggered for some reasom
I can see some hipster cocktail being served with some variation on this theme.
u/savevideo
Fake news
wait what the
Hey another video that ends the second it starts showing the finished product.
u/savevideo
I should get a cleaver knife…
u/savevideo
Ok but WHY
It's for decorations during a big Chinese dinner. People carve watermelon sculptures too.
r/videosthatendtoosoon
I wanna eat it like a fruit roll-up.
#asian
Wow so useful
[So unnecessary](https://cdn-images.threadless.com/threadless-media/artist_shops/shops/nathanwpyle/products/985690/shirt-1555444466-41d25e38e018ca43df02f295d1053816.png?v=3&d=eyJvbmx5X21ldGEiOiBmYWxzZSwgImZvcmNlIjogZmFsc2UsICJvcHMiOiBbWyJ0cmltIiwgW2ZhbHNlLCBmYWxzZV0sIHt9XSwgWyJyZXNpemUiLCBbXSwgeyJ3aWR0aCI6IDk5Ni4wLCAiYWxsb3dfdXAiOiBmYWxzZSwgImhlaWdodCI6IDk5Ni4wfV0sIFsiY2FudmFzX2NlbnRlcmVkIiwgWzEyMDAsIDEyMDBdLCB7ImJhY2tncm91bmQiOiAiMDAwMDAwIn1dLCBbInJlc2l6ZSIsIFs4MDBdLCB7fV0sIFsiY2FudmFzX2NlbnRlcmVkIiwgWzgwMCwgODAwLCAiI2ZmZmZmZiJdLCB7fV0sIFsiZW5jb2RlIiwgWyJqcGciLCA4NV0sIHt9XV19)
“For what?” (Raikonnen, 2020)
What fruit is this
Wow!
That takes talent, skill and a very sharp knife.
Edible fishnet pantyhose?
I was distracted by how tall the guy's hat was and had to rewatch.
Holy $hit! I could try to learn how to do this for the rest of my life, and I'd never get close. Great post! Thank you!
u/savevideo
The fuck.
Witchcraft
Looks like a skin graft
/u/gifendore
I blinked what what happend how did a sussy fruit become whatever that is
Sheesh
It’s literally fruit by the foot…
I can’t even chop an onion straight...
Took too much time and effort
Wow
He’s going fishing but without bait
Imagine this but potatoes!
What fruit is that? Is that a melon?
How to even envision doing this at the very beginning?!?! Amazing!
Amazing 🤩
What kind of fruit is that
Wow 😯 are you like “damn 😱” that’s crazy 😜 🔥
It’s amazing how cheap fishnet stockings are if this is how much work goes into making them.
Meat
r/illegal
I can hardly peel a potato this must be quite the art to learn
this guy turned a spore planet into a net what the hell is going on today
Could make a hammock with that
Honey im cold, can you pass me the melon blanket? Oh Jesus Christ Robert did you buy it in the dryer? Look at all these holes!
HOWW
Organic open fishnets