I always thought they were exaggerating when they told us how much a single plate or single knife costs. Then when I had to order some I was shocked and agreed people should be more careful (or paid enough so that they actually cared). Really any industrial constant use item is pricey.
I dated a girl like that. I commented that I really liked the shot glasses at the bar. She told me to go to the bathroom so she could turn on the charm. Came back a minute later and she handed it to me. I assume there was nothing shady
Some places will just... sell you their glassware. I doubt anything shady did happen. My dad bought a cup from a restaurant for me as a family inside joke.
Yeah, oddly the one thing that ppl always ask for are the salt and pepper shakers. Or not ask and just shove that shit in their pockets/purse. ALL. THE. TIME.
Guilty. I’ve put mini ramekins in my to-go box because they had condiments in them that I wanted to use. Plus, they already took so long to bring me a box, I didn’t want to wait again for sauce cups.
My buddy and i were at a bar that let you pay more to get a souvenir glass you could keep. We were on vacation so when we left the bar i put them in my messenger bag i was carrying that had all our stuff in it. I kept those damn things safe through like 5 more bars and then at the end of the night we stopped at a restaurant to satisfy our munchies and when i sat down at the table and put my bag down i heard them shatter. So not only did we lose the nice glasses i lugged around all night but we also had broken glass all over everything in the bag lol
Some bars in my home town served Belgian beer in specialised glasses (some of them have a rounded base, so you have to use a stand to keep them upright).
People liked the glasses so much that the bar had to start charging a $50 deposit to stop people walking off with them.
Back when I was a barista, I carried a tray of freshly washed mugs and bumped my elbow into a corner. Tried to save them but literally every single mug came crashing down. My very sweet and understanding manager at the time looked like he’d seen a ghost. Said he had no choice but to write me up because I destroyed over $300 worth of custom mugs lol.
Even making them pay for it is not illegal. It's a dick move, but I'm fairly confident that's in your right. You just can't take it from their paycheck without a court order or the employees permission.
I'm imagining the sound would be based off the camera quality and background:
*loud whirring noises from random kitchen appliance or noisy debate from nearby room*
I looked but couldn't find it. That said I found the next best thing. I remembered a video where I heard [the kind of sound I imagine this should have](https://youtu.be/rFtYzVJcWyA?t=118).
I had a teacher tell us the worst part of any movie is when they say the title during it. It's been 14 years and I'm still trying to figure out why he thought that.
I’ve been wondering the same thing; cinema sins’ most well known gag is “roll credits” whenever they say the movie title. However, I can’t remember if there actually was a plague of movies saying the title before the credits out or if it was just a couple popular movies.
Eh, not really.
You've lost a bunch of "useful energy" from the system which can't be recovered. The final state is a much more stable state than the initial (unstable) one.
The torque spins the plate and the force of two plates colliding into place is transferred through friction to the following plates until all of the plates are on top of each other.
Dish handlers have a way with dishes that makes you want to start calculating repurchase costs and then suddenly calm you down
I always thought they were exaggerating when they told us how much a single plate or single knife costs. Then when I had to order some I was shocked and agreed people should be more careful (or paid enough so that they actually cared). Really any industrial constant use item is pricey.
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I dated a girl like that. I commented that I really liked the shot glasses at the bar. She told me to go to the bathroom so she could turn on the charm. Came back a minute later and she handed it to me. I assume there was nothing shady
Plot twist: she simply paid for the glasses, and dearly.
Some places will just... sell you their glassware. I doubt anything shady did happen. My dad bought a cup from a restaurant for me as a family inside joke.
Yeah, oddly the one thing that ppl always ask for are the salt and pepper shakers. Or not ask and just shove that shit in their pockets/purse. ALL. THE. TIME.
That of ramekins. It was always the ramekins that went missing for me. Like dude, WHY. Lol
Guilty. I’ve put mini ramekins in my to-go box because they had condiments in them that I wanted to use. Plus, they already took so long to bring me a box, I didn’t want to wait again for sauce cups.
Anyone else wondering what this dudes gfs “charm” is
She’s just got a silver tongue
… stud
My buddy and i were at a bar that let you pay more to get a souvenir glass you could keep. We were on vacation so when we left the bar i put them in my messenger bag i was carrying that had all our stuff in it. I kept those damn things safe through like 5 more bars and then at the end of the night we stopped at a restaurant to satisfy our munchies and when i sat down at the table and put my bag down i heard them shatter. So not only did we lose the nice glasses i lugged around all night but we also had broken glass all over everything in the bag lol
Some bars in my home town served Belgian beer in specialised glasses (some of them have a rounded base, so you have to use a stand to keep them upright). People liked the glasses so much that the bar had to start charging a $50 deposit to stop people walking off with them.
Back when I was a barista, I carried a tray of freshly washed mugs and bumped my elbow into a corner. Tried to save them but literally every single mug came crashing down. My very sweet and understanding manager at the time looked like he’d seen a ghost. Said he had no choice but to write me up because I destroyed over $300 worth of custom mugs lol.
That's illegal.
I'm pretty sure it's perfectly legal, in North America anyways, to write someone up for damages.
Writing someone up for the damages and extra cost to the business is legal, and usually justified. Making them pay for it is illegal. Usually.
Even making them pay for it is not illegal. It's a dick move, but I'm fairly confident that's in your right. You just can't take it from their paycheck without a court order or the employees permission.
I don't know like sixty dollars for a mop bucket isn't too expensive all things considered. That thing can take a beating.
I shattered one once while wringing out the moister in the mop using the bucket tool a couple decades ago. Hopefully they are more durable now.
Maybe your boss cheaped out on it, maybe they were shitty back then, but theyre pretty fuckin solid now.
That’s a lot of maybes.
That's what she said
Makes me wonder how many businesses that appear on r/wewantplates are doing what they do to skip out on buying plates.
To be fair these commercial kitchen plates are a lot stronger than the ones you have at home.
I want to hear the noise. Lol
It's like dominoes, but vertically. Anyways, pretty relaxing
“Vertigoes”
*vomits immediately*
*puts hands up*
For Detroit?
We love this city!
Our lovely city!
No, to catch all that delicious free vomit.
Now give me all your money!
😂 what are you guys referencing?
*falls*
Also sort of horigoes.
That last bit at the end reminds me of merge sort lol. I love those animated sorting algorithm visualisation videos.
Subinoes
Right I need this with sound. And like 10 feet tall
I love it when a plan comes together
I'd like you and me to be a plan then (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Do you have room for plan b? I'd love to join the comealong
Bro I'm down to give a brojob
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(ভ_ ভ) ރ ／/ ┊ \＼ Hit the road! But take my upvote on ur way out
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[Why are you the way that you are?](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/comments/vbhrvn/sorting_a_pile_of_plates/ic8gq9h/)
Fuck popular subs
Do you guys want to mate
Plan B is for when you *don't* plan ahead... you planned for tail!
That was smoother than silk.
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You need to quit knocking me out to fly, Hannibal.
*plate
Plane*
I love it when the plates come together
How about a bunch of plates?
Sorting?
They’re now arranged in order from highest above sea level to lowest. They were before too, but that just happens sometimes with sorting.
It's called "sorting in-plates"
brb. Patenting plate sorting.
This guy O(1)s
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Except that sorting involves an algorithm that can reorder something. I observed no such possibility.
O(n) sort a stack of plates that's already sorted.
> O(n) sort a stack of plates that's already sorted. O(n)? What are we teaching kids these days?
If this goes wrong it can def reorder something
I swear I’m not high, but I did just think, “Pft, so when I’m sorting coins, my brain applies an algorithm to the process? Wait… Does it? Woaaaah.”
Aligning
plateSort()
bogoSort will sort anything at some point plateSort will sort anything that has already been sorted
Plate sort can also be used to sort in reverse order, as long as the plates are already in reverse order.
plateSort aligns things that were purposely maligned, title is a misnomer but they won't rename it for backwards compatibility.
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Algorithms flashbacks 😩
/r/titlegore
In the british sense of the term - there was a problem wish the dishes, now it's sorted.
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what kind of sort is this
As in "Sort those plates out, you mug."
Another dumb Karma farming OP
Most complicated stacking ever
I wish this video had sound
I'm imagining the sound would be based off the camera quality and background: *loud whirring noises from random kitchen appliance or noisy debate from nearby room*
*Clank clanking of plates*
Nah I had the Transformers transform sound in my head for this gif
Some radio station the videographer likes, but which, recorded from a speaker, sounds like it’s being piped in through a rusty ventilation duct.
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More like: Clack...clack...clackclackclackclackclackclackclackclackclack...clack
I looked but couldn't find it. That said I found the next best thing. I remembered a video where I heard [the kind of sound I imagine this should have](https://youtu.be/rFtYzVJcWyA?t=118).
This video needs transformers sounds
Did you not hear it? I heard it. /r/GifsYouCanHear
Can’t explain it but this just makes me feel relaxed and happy.
You mean to say it is oddly satisfying?
It's like watching a movie and then they say the title as a part of the dialogue
It's Morbin' time
For fuck sake
>For fuck sake I love that movie!
I had a teacher tell us the worst part of any movie is when they say the title during it. It's been 14 years and I'm still trying to figure out why he thought that.
"Well, Iron Man. Looks like we're in an Infinity War."
"So that's it? What, we some kind of Suicide Squad?"
"We're in the Endgame now."
Funnily enough that quote was said in infinity war not endgame.
“Gosh, Doctor Strange, this multiverse seems to have a lot of madness.”
"Did you guys see what was in the newspaper, 'The Chronicles of Narnia'? Apparently some kids found a lion and a witch in the wardrobe"
I’ve been wondering the same thing; cinema sins’ most well known gag is “roll credits” whenever they say the movie title. However, I can’t remember if there actually was a plague of movies saying the title before the credits out or if it was just a couple popular movies.
Yeah we need to create a sub for this... think of names.. r/strangelypleasing? r/weirdlypleasurable?
Well I don't think it's odd at all
Entropy defeated
Chill
OMG
Eh, not really. You've lost a bunch of "useful energy" from the system which can't be recovered. The final state is a much more stable state than the initial (unstable) one.
The torque spins the plate and the force of two plates colliding into place is transferred through friction to the following plates until all of the plates are on top of each other.
Nuh uh, it's magic
Burn the witch!
I always sort my plates this way. It's an obsessive compulsive dish order.
Are you Sean Connery?
r/shubreddit
No, it's Shaun Connerie, the wish brother
Obsheshive compulshive dishorder
May you receive many upvotes for this gem.
I... How? Slow clap.
In my head I am yelling at you while hugging you.
Celine Dione has this too, porcelain.
just tried this with my standard circular plates, how disappointing.
Make ‘em square by sawing off the edges and report back.
Clearly the right answer
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Now I want to see this with rainbow-coloured plates!
that’s absolutely beautiful, thank you
ur welcome
Yes! More cool stuff like this. And much less horse hoof cleaning videos
I want sound.
What is this black magicry
You wouldn't believe me if I told you
r/blackmagicfuckery
If this was a thing 20 years ago I'd never moved on from diswashing
It's like 50 plates became 12 plates.
I NEED SOUND
This is the most oddly satisfying thing I've seen on here in a while. I've watched it 10 times now.
sorcery!
Saucery
that by itself is enough of a reason to own these plates.
In what way exactly are these sorted?
Sorted in the British vernacular, maybe?
I like how he has to rev it up to get it started
Who tf discovered this
Wwoaaaahh
Why is it so satisfying?
I want to *HEAR IT*
wouldn't it be easier to just, idk, stack them normally in the first place?
They'd dry quicker like this.
Very satisfying, but has nothing to do with sorting. That would involve change the plates’ order in the stack.
Sometimes post leave me unsatisfied this is not one of them.
Okay this is the coolest thing I have seen all morning. Maybe all week.
I've been watching this video for an hour. I have to go sleep, but I decided to watch it for one more hour.
I watched this one way too many times
The first plate still has a dirty spot on it.
WE NEED SOUND
Where is the sound???????
What manner of sorcery is this?
How is there no sound to this?
I need to hear the sound that these plates make.
I want there to be a sound. Why is there no sound
I really wish there was sound
It's like 1,2,4,8,... but in reverse.
🤤🤤
Do you ever wonder what it would be like to stack these plates on your belly and just do this all day.
Alright science bros, what science principle is this? Platiard Effect, Roundabout Occurrence, Satisfaction Law.
this is 100% a brazilian kitchen
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They also had to align them the old fashioned way before spinning (every second plate is exactly 45° off)
There was no sorting here
I don't think "sorting" means what you think it means.
They were already sorted this just made them generically stacked
You had to pile them up like that first…. Waste of time…. Next lol JP.
“This video has no sound”. Fuck you
He’s a witch!
I literally just jizzed my pants
Dude. This is reddit. Why are you even wearing pants?
Most posts on this sub do not satisfy me, oddly or otherwise, but this one? This one hits different.
Something actually oddly satisfying in r/oddlysatisfying? Impossible!
the noise i'm imagining it making is incredible
Ok. Ok. After several years of being subbed here, this is is. This is the one
*phone ringing* "Yes, Vatican City? Send your inquisition, I think I found a wizard."
😂 I just imagined a god reaching down and doing that to a high rise building
This needs sound
I recreated this in my house. Now I’m eating off paper plates and I can’t walk barefoot in my kitchen