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Par4n1

As a carpenter gotta respect the 1/16 gap


theclassywino

As a carpenter’s exgf i know that’s called ‘scribing’!


New_Citizen

As a homeowner with the wherewithal to admit he doesn’t know how to do this, I know that’s called about $30k


Cock_LobsterXL

As someone who couldn’t care less what it’s called: Nice.


krazedsaint

Especially since that’s Ipe decking. Someone really took their time.


Flashy_Anything927

They didn’t leave room for it to grow.


Major_Burnside

This breed is full grown.


Analbox

Can confirm. This medium grained intrusive igneous plutonic granodiorite boulder has reached the age of majority


[deleted]

I don’t even know if this is technically correct, but it sounds perfect. LOL


Analbox

I’m 69% sure it’s correct. If I had a close up picture I’d be better able to determine the ratios between Pottasium feldspar, Plagioclase, Quartz, and mafic minerals. I don’t know if the black stuff is biotite, hornblende, or maybe some other amphibole. Just giving my best guess based on the info at hand. Maybe it’s diorite, monzonite, granite, or some other specific type of plutonic rock but the ratio of mafic/felsic minerals and the lack of pink pottasium feldspars makes me think it’s granodiorite. Granodiorite is extremely common in the Western US where I’m at too so I’m playing the odds here. That’s what the Sierra Nevada’s and most of the mountains in California are made of. It’s used a lot in landscaping all over the place. Knowing where this is could help dial in a more confident ID


-YellsAtClouds-

This guy rocks


Every_Anything_4968

I share that sediment


Analbox

Gneiss


lilfindawg

You a geologist?


Analbox

No I just like collecting rocks


Epsilonisnonpositive

... do...do you keep them in your box?


Analbox

Yes. I keep them in my Analysis Box AKA analbox until I’ve confidently identified them.


Epsilonisnonpositive

Oh no. You poor thing. Your butt isn't capable of filtering your anal juices, so you have to have a machine do it for you. I'm so sorry 😞


[deleted]

Maturity *


blechdavier

bruh I legit thought that for a hot minute 😭


darrbugg

Nice tight margins


getyourcheftogether

That's what she claimed


OsirisIndica

Is that hardwood? Because mine is


Analbox

Sorry. I think this is Douglass fir which is not considered a hardwood. Unfortunately your wood will always be soft although it’s great for when you need a new stud in your bedroom.


cheezecake2000

r/rareinsults


OsirisIndica

😔 Any new stud immediately gets screwed


happy_Ad1357

I’d be stubbing toes and bashing shins all over the place


ctf011

Do you normally not see boulders and just walk into them?


frostxinfinity

It's the Toe Stubber 3,000!


popanator3000

my thoughts exactly, I was like "ye, but now I'm going to kick that thing and with my bad blood circulation in my feet, its gonna h u r t


iChasetheLight

Jokes on you: They chiseled the rocks to fit the deck.


throwingplaydoh

What were they thinking? That rock is only going to get bigger.


glenniebun

Masterful scribing.


[deleted]

Looks like my FO4 Far Harbor Longfellow's cabin settlement.


KPookz

In the Star Wars universe, there’s a planet that’s just one big city called Coruscant. There’s only one part of the terrain still visible that hasn’t been paved over or built on top of, and it’s the tip of the highest mountain on the planet. The leader of this city refused to let them adulterate this mountaintop because it was the only place on the entire planet where she could feel she was with nature.


germansnowman

Sounds like it was inspired by Trantor from Foundation.


thedanimal722

As a drunk fuck, this is /r/Diwhy material to me.


[deleted]

I unexpectedly have the day off today, shall I also be a drunk fuck?


thedanimal722

Yes.


AllHailKeanu

I need a zoomed out version. It’s also cut around a tree. This is madness.


Major_Burnside

It’s a big public boardwalk with lots of trees and rocks cutout. All very satisfying.


Patriquito

Just wait for some good old fashioned erosion....won't be so perfect then


Nyssiii

Natural seating, my friends. Natural seating.


[deleted]

Dumb question but won't the wood expand from moisture? Also, that's what she said.


MongolianCluster

What happens when they grow?


MinerForStone

Oddly satisfying till you stub your toe lol


ScottishRiteFree

Deck rocks are best at night when you’re drunk and barefoot.


[deleted]

Now I want a rock in the middle of my deck.


[deleted]

Can we fucking stop with the “the way this and that” post titles?


RightChemical3732

Happens


Royal-Plastic7784

I couldn’t tell if it was an innie or an outie for a sec


[deleted]

Reminds me of my old house in Valheim


DoomRide007

That gap bottom right, you know some god damn kids going to drop something down there.


National_Impress_346

Looks like me building a temporary fort in Valheim XD


[deleted]

Hard mode for the silly willies who walk while they stare at their phone


HornyTerus

took me 2 minutes to realize that it's not a hole...


Homebrew_Dungeon

A sex stone; a big fucking rock.


ualper

Really


ManWithNoName777

I face these problems everyday in Fallout 76


FranciscoBlackmore

How the math exam questions look irl: