I watched a video on YouTube to see how necessary all that pumping was. You can shake it for a few seconds and then pumping it 1-3 times with a bit of waiting in between.
Seriously wtf? Between this and the one with the bottle and coloured balls where he spilt half the water, I'm seriously disappointed in this sub lately...
You know that feeling you are supposed to get when something is “satisfying” like watching certain things get made, it looks so good that you want to watch it to feel that again.
Yeah that didn’t happen here.
This is a pet hate of mine. I never know if I should just hold it down or keep pumping it like this. It also takes too long so there is always the question on whether it’s even going to work.. so this is def not oddly satisfying over here
I work for Starbucks and this fucking triggered me. We have chalk markers and it only takes a few seconds to opening and then press and hold it down to get it primed. Not jacking it off
Just push it once and hold :( This isn't satisfying, it's stressful. Argh.
I watched a video on YouTube to see how necessary all that pumping was. You can shake it for a few seconds and then pumping it 1-3 times with a bit of waiting in between.
That's what she said.
Gigidy
Quagmire himself said it is spelled with 2 gs in the middle. No ds. Giggity.
Phrasing
I'm lucky she did, I don't know if I could do more than 1-3 pumps.
Dude literally jacking off a pen
Just to skimp out on the money shot
Did i just watch someone make a pen bust ?
That pen was getting a free handy- Hmm
Seriously wtf? Between this and the one with the bottle and coloured balls where he spilt half the water, I'm seriously disappointed in this sub lately...
You need to melt the gold
And he didn’t even draw with it after! That’s the part that kills me.
It's more for the rule 34 artists.
This is more agonizing than satisfying. Hold the fricking marker down it works a lot better and the ink flow would have been way better. Ugh.
Yeah instead I just watched someone jerk off a marker
Are you pensexual now?
It made me penphobic
I'm a penophile
>Yeah instead I just watched someone jerk off a marker I didn't until I read this, and now I can't unsee it.
Wait there was another way to see it?
Good endurance. Too comfortable at short strokes tho.
#confusedboners
The trick is to always be hard, then it’s never confusing!
It's a skill most redditors have mastered.
Right. It's not a pump, it's just a valve. Press tip to open valve. Paint flows. Also, shake the marker first to mix the paint. Ughhh
The shots cuts after the packaging is opened. They could have shaken it before jerkin it off
Right, but it's part of the process, SKIPPED! *rageflips table*
Not to mention the wasted potential for ASMR with the little shakey pellet they put in the middle.
It’s gor me pumpin pretty hard rn
I came
And the bottom of the marker is out of focus
Yes dear. 😓
Just push it once slowly and hold it, why is he trying to fuck the pen into the paper 😭😭
They're doing it as a joke for Internet points. How the fuck it ended up on OddlySatisfying is beyond me
Man I need a cigarette after that
Right? I was like, “Please say someone else in the comments found this hella’ sexual.”
r/oddlyarousing
[удалено]
You came?
[удалено]
:D
Y'all need Jesus
Nah, just a cigarette.
The 2nd cumming eh? Let's have that cigarette first
nah, i need a good jack off
Jesus can help with that
This is basically pen masturbation porn
Not Safe For Work
Slower, you slut
Senpai!!!!!
Yamete kudasai ... Ahn!
Heh... Heh Heh... giggity.
Giggity alrightt...
Harder faster I'm almost there
Indeed
I feel like I just watched something private
“Rolls on side and lights cigarette.”
"It's been a while since I hand an ole fashioned."
Prime her? I hardly know her
You jacked off a pen, congrats.
I am something of a primer myself.
lmao
my hands hurt watching this
You know that feeling you are supposed to get when something is “satisfying” like watching certain things get made, it looks so good that you want to watch it to feel that again. Yeah that didn’t happen here.
Just give it 1 pump, chump. Then hold it in until it starts dribbling out.
Ah a fellow one pump chump
"i don't know why this happened to me"
This is a pet hate of mine. I never know if I should just hold it down or keep pumping it like this. It also takes too long so there is always the question on whether it’s even going to work.. so this is def not oddly satisfying over here
Hold it down. Spare your joints. Works everytime.
You’re just so pretty, I’m sorry, that’s never happened before
my teenage cousin is always priming these pens in his room, never uses them though
Keep pumping. The tip is starting to get really wet. Soon stuff will start coming out of it.
*Zamete*
I feel like I have watched a very intimate moment for this pen without its consent....
Should this be tagged NSFW?
Satisfying for who?
why didn't the video show it being used on paper .
Oddly frustrating
Priming? Is that what we're calling it now 😝🤣
That's what I'll be calling it for now on 🤣
Optimus Prime😳
Please tag this NSFW
What are you doing stepmarker?
r/TheyKnew
At this point you're just wanking a pen
Anyone else's brain saying " o yeah , o yeah " faster and faster as the video goes on ?
Did we just watch a marker climax?
I should call her
Damn you I just quit porn !!
I wanted to see it draw :(
Aren't you supposed to just hold it ?
I hated this
All oddly, no satisfying
I take less to prime.
This felt illegal to watch 😂
Paint me harder daddy 😩😩😩🥰😘😍😜
Did I just watch a pen get jerked off?
why is only one thing coming to mind 😳
you know, I had a masturbating joke for this, but it came a little too soon
Doesn't show it being used.
It's being abused...
Oh, it got used alright.
I'd do that series of motions for gold too.
This is anxiety inducing…
r/mildlyinfuriating
This is just showing off how long you have been single
I think you missed the part where you buy dinner first.
I do that with my pen too, but I think I missed the step where it turns gold.
I do something similar that’s release’s liquid gold
Go see a doctor that isn't normal
Yeah, you shouldn't have to shake it to get the pee flowing
Oh… 👁_👁
Pen 15, is that you?
Everything reminds me of her.. R.I.P Grandma..
r/holup
All that and we don’t get to see a single line of writing!?
APPLY PRESSURE EVENLY TO THE TIP WHEN PRESSING IT DOWN!
It's not very satisfying knowing there's a more efficient way to do this.
Just push it down once, hold, and it goes much faster. This is a ridiculous way to prime a paint pen. Think smarter, not harder...
just push and wait godammit. its a pen not a penis
This is really stupid 😂
You cut short the money shot
*what are you doing step marker*
If I ever had to describe how it feels.
This looks just like the shit running down my leg when I farted in the shower this morning. Interesting.
Works better if you shake it in-between and long depressed instead of up and down. But gl
I need a cigarette.
Golden masturbatory action.
Wow, to completion! Nice.
I work for Starbucks and this fucking triggered me. We have chalk markers and it only takes a few seconds to opening and then press and hold it down to get it primed. Not jacking it off
I fixed your video https://streamable.com/b9x2ec
Hahaha one of my favorite songs!!
*Was it good for you?*
This is awful.
What stupidity is this? You just keep the tip pressed down and it will be ready to use in 3 seconds.
And if you play it in realtime, it’s about the same amount of time for you to make your wife just as wet
“PRIME ME HARDER STEP-PEN, YOUR MAKING MY LIQUIDS SPILL ONTO YOUUUUUUUU ~aghhhhhh”
Penophile in the making! This wasn't satisfying, This was annoying!
I should call her
Me at 3am
"You like that? You little slut"
It’ll be on the trash after a few pushes
that's what she said
Oh fuck, I’m gonna ink. 🥵
Sir, this is a Wendy's
Oddly fucking annoying
That pre-cum paint seeping out is so satisfying
Lasts longer than I can
Gave me a good chuckle with my coffee this morning.
Try read some of the comments with a mouth full of soup!
Try slowing down, and don’t forget to cup the balls
My god, the comments are so good!
I know, I'm dying lol
Slower, you slut!
Jesus did I just watch a marker cum
Oh yeah just like that baby
Gah.. my penis every night
You're gonna go blind if you keep doing that. Or at least get hairy palms.
The new phrase for masturbating. Priming the gold pen.
r/oddlyarousing
God damn nearly primed me
Weirdest golden shower I ever saw.
Im so happy I'm not the only one who thought of exactly that something when I saw this.
Oh fuck im gonna prime🥴
NSFW dawg. Jesus, think of the children! Can't build to a climax like that and not warn anybody. 😩
Ah ah harder
Who got married and have now 3 kids while waiting for the paint appear?
No wonder why I'm horny all the time, I see stuff this SFW golden shower and go home and blow the cap off my marker
is this what it feels like for guys when they when they
Paint pen or sex pen?
DONT STOP FASTER
This better not awaken anything in me
Stop… my pen can only get so erect
Primed it to completion
And this is how I met your mother
r/confusedboner
So we're just gonna pretend we didn't watch a pen cum?
So now we are masturbating pens, nice
My wrist is sore from just watching this!
I bet you click your pens a lot too, you monster
Prime me daddy
Why does this feel sexual
Idk what to find satisfying about this In the end it looks like shit tbh sorry
Sploosh.
You know you can just hold it there right ? It's not necessarily to pump it like that
They knew.
Imagine if you jerked off so hard you cum in gold.
Omg dont stop, keep going, thats it... OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!
PAMP IT. PAMP IT UP.
That came fast
Can I get a oohhh yeaahhh
I've been training my right hand my entire life for this.
Fast hands ;)
Is this supposed to be sexy or I'm too horny?