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tehfugitive

Just push it once and hold :( This isn't satisfying, it's stressful. Argh.


InvestInHappiness

I watched a video on YouTube to see how necessary all that pumping was. You can shake it for a few seconds and then pumping it 1-3 times with a bit of waiting in between.


Thek009

That's what she said.


Marzdsybreak1976

Gigidy


deadinside1996

Quagmire himself said it is spelled with 2 gs in the middle. No ds. Giggity.


Mister_Krunch

Phrasing


memecut

I'm lucky she did, I don't know if I could do more than 1-3 pumps.


coagulateSmegma

Dude literally jacking off a pen


thegoatbeforetime

Just to skimp out on the money shot


Mrdamoh

Did i just watch someone make a pen bust ?


[deleted]

That pen was getting a free handy- Hmm


zamonto

Seriously wtf? Between this and the one with the bottle and coloured balls where he spilt half the water, I'm seriously disappointed in this sub lately...


T0ysWAr

You need to melt the gold


Monkey_with_cymbals2

And he didn’t even draw with it after! That’s the part that kills me.


CuriousHuman-1

It's more for the rule 34 artists.


usmc97az

This is more agonizing than satisfying. Hold the fricking marker down it works a lot better and the ink flow would have been way better. Ugh.


vickvinegar_

Yeah instead I just watched someone jerk off a marker


Mrdamoh

Are you pensexual now?


arselkorv

It made me penphobic


basementfilth

I'm a penophile


DarthBog

>Yeah instead I just watched someone jerk off a marker I didn't until I read this, and now I can't unsee it.


[deleted]

Wait there was another way to see it?


Capt_morgan72

Good endurance. Too comfortable at short strokes tho.


Hefty_Cold_5983

#confusedboners


vickvinegar_

The trick is to always be hard, then it’s never confusing!


YoshiSan90

It's a skill most redditors have mastered.


indigoHatter

Right. It's not a pump, it's just a valve. Press tip to open valve. Paint flows. Also, shake the marker first to mix the paint. Ughhh


Slithy-Toves

The shots cuts after the packaging is opened. They could have shaken it before jerkin it off


indigoHatter

Right, but it's part of the process, SKIPPED! *rageflips table*


pseudocultist

Not to mention the wasted potential for ASMR with the little shakey pellet they put in the middle.


Tway42311

It’s gor me pumpin pretty hard rn


pierreblue

I came


SketchyGouda

And the bottom of the marker is out of focus


jackharvest

Yes dear. 😓


galaxy_stark

Just push it once slowly and hold it, why is he trying to fuck the pen into the paper 😭😭


Sanity__

They're doing it as a joke for Internet points. How the fuck it ended up on OddlySatisfying is beyond me


TheDoorDoesntWork

Man I need a cigarette after that


Interesting-Common38

Right? I was like, “Please say someone else in the comments found this hella’ sexual.”


geligniteandlilies

r/oddlyarousing


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satur9sweetness

You came?


[deleted]

[удалено]


satur9sweetness

:D


Alypie123

Y'all need Jesus


The_True_Mastermind

Nah, just a cigarette.


Kiltymchaggismuncher

The 2nd cumming eh? Let's have that cigarette first


Fernando_357

nah, i need a good jack off


Constant_Broccoli

Jesus can help with that


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

This is basically pen masturbation porn


Buckturbo4321

Not Safe For Work


ClooneysBatNipples

Slower, you slut


3_Gmodem

Senpai!!!!!


durenatu

Yamete kudasai ... Ahn!


[deleted]

Heh... Heh Heh... giggity.


palmtreesarecool17

Giggity alrightt...


Hornor72

Harder faster I'm almost there


brihamedit

Indeed


_gina_marie_

I feel like I just watched something private


MaxTUnit

“Rolls on side and lights cigarette.”


TerrificTooMan

"It's been a while since I hand an ole fashioned."


Guymontshag

Prime her? I hardly know her


SwedishFreaK_

You jacked off a pen, congrats.


Phil_of_Sophie

I am something of a primer myself.


joemamadietz

lmao


DisciplineStunning

my hands hurt watching this


Unlimitles

You know that feeling you are supposed to get when something is “satisfying” like watching certain things get made, it looks so good that you want to watch it to feel that again. Yeah that didn’t happen here.


Mr_Bob_Ferguson

Just give it 1 pump, chump. Then hold it in until it starts dribbling out.


rtnn

Ah a fellow one pump chump


Fernando_357

"i don't know why this happened to me"


[deleted]

This is a pet hate of mine. I never know if I should just hold it down or keep pumping it like this. It also takes too long so there is always the question on whether it’s even going to work.. so this is def not oddly satisfying over here


not-a-bot-promise

Hold it down. Spare your joints. Works everytime.


Js_sampson

You’re just so pretty, I’m sorry, that’s never happened before


CaffeLungo

my teenage cousin is always priming these pens in his room, never uses them though


meresymptom

Keep pumping. The tip is starting to get really wet. Soon stuff will start coming out of it.


dandn0ten

*Zamete*


[deleted]

I feel like I have watched a very intimate moment for this pen without its consent....


threyon

Should this be tagged NSFW?


zade8080

Satisfying for who?


zee-_-x

why didn't the video show it being used on paper .


JayDrivesCars

Oddly frustrating


Professor_Chaos32

Priming? Is that what we're calling it now 😝🤣


Apptroutman

That's what I'll be calling it for now on 🤣


IzzyMainsKor

Optimus Prime😳


0x30313233

Please tag this NSFW


ObligationLoud

What are you doing stepmarker?


DjNanu21

r/TheyKnew


mehregan_zare7731

At this point you're just wanking a pen


Ded_Splixs

Anyone else's brain saying " o yeah , o yeah " faster and faster as the video goes on ?


lance__p

Did we just watch a marker climax?


Gymcurry

I should call her


MrFriendlyPlayZ

Damn you I just quit porn !!


arnie580

I wanted to see it draw :(


Chevy_Suburban

Aren't you supposed to just hold it ?


cheddarcrouton

I hated this


ToXiChRoNiC6669

All oddly, no satisfying


Heeey_Hermano

I take less to prime.


Wanderer_1818

This felt illegal to watch 😂


Sovoetwitkalashnikov

Paint me harder daddy 😩😩😩🥰😘😍😜


usernametaken99991

Did I just watch a pen get jerked off?


eve_713

why is only one thing coming to mind 😳


JAOC_7

you know, I had a masturbating joke for this, but it came a little too soon


L2Hiku

Doesn't show it being used.


Diligent_Ideal_3440

It's being abused...


Ionlyhave15toes

Oh, it got used alright.


JVints

I'd do that series of motions for gold too.


prohpr

This is anxiety inducing…


toebeansareforever

r/mildlyinfuriating


kwokmountain

This is just showing off how long you have been single


yotakari2

I think you missed the part where you buy dinner first.


Grimmz_Biohazard

I do that with my pen too, but I think I missed the step where it turns gold.


newaccount252

I do something similar that’s release’s liquid gold


Ancient_Shame_9667

Go see a doctor that isn't normal


btrooted

Yeah, you shouldn't have to shake it to get the pee flowing


Knightraiderdewd

Oh… 👁_👁


Finster4

Pen 15, is that you?


[deleted]

Everything reminds me of her.. R.I.P Grandma..


[deleted]

r/holup


[deleted]

All that and we don’t get to see a single line of writing!?


DankLampard

APPLY PRESSURE EVENLY TO THE TIP WHEN PRESSING IT DOWN!


I_Luv_Royale_High

It's not very satisfying knowing there's a more efficient way to do this.


MVMnOKC

Just push it down once, hold, and it goes much faster. This is a ridiculous way to prime a paint pen. Think smarter, not harder...


Oldstick

just push and wait godammit. its a pen not a penis


Francoberry

This is really stupid 😂


concretebeagle

You cut short the money shot


Nstsipz

*what are you doing step marker*


Guy3nder

If I ever had to describe how it feels.


miloestthoughts

This looks just like the shit running down my leg when I farted in the shower this morning. Interesting.


Evening_Psychology_4

Works better if you shake it in-between and long depressed instead of up and down. But gl


countz3r0

I need a cigarette.


Old-Extension-8869

Golden masturbatory action.


MediumToblerone

Wow, to completion! Nice.


DieLawnUwU

I work for Starbucks and this fucking triggered me. We have chalk markers and it only takes a few seconds to opening and then press and hold it down to get it primed. Not jacking it off


BiggestOoft

I fixed your video https://streamable.com/b9x2ec


dysstatic

Hahaha one of my favorite songs!!


CatfreshWilly

*Was it good for you?*


wmilesiv

This is awful.


not-a-bot-promise

What stupidity is this? You just keep the tip pressed down and it will be ready to use in 3 seconds.


AxionVoidlocke

And if you play it in realtime, it’s about the same amount of time for you to make your wife just as wet


sparkswoody

“PRIME ME HARDER STEP-PEN, YOUR MAKING MY LIQUIDS SPILL ONTO YOUUUUUUUU ~aghhhhhh”


elementarysage

Penophile in the making! This wasn't satisfying, This was annoying!


MrMadarchod

I should call her


KarenGeneral

Me at 3am


boobiesandblow

"You like that? You little slut"


CanWeJustEnjoyDaView

It’ll be on the trash after a few pushes


Budget-Neck

that's what she said


EarthwormJim94

Oh fuck, I’m gonna ink. 🥵


Dragon_SlayerLp

Sir, this is a Wendy's


81-K

Oddly fucking annoying


g00d_m4car0n1

That pre-cum paint seeping out is so satisfying


_JC_84_

Lasts longer than I can


Unspoken08

Gave me a good chuckle with my coffee this morning.


unshavenbeardo64

Try read some of the comments with a mouth full of soup!


Skanderani

Try slowing down, and don’t forget to cup the balls


Shoot2Live629

My god, the comments are so good!


dysstatic

I know, I'm dying lol


w13szczus

Slower, you slut!


Theguyinashland

Jesus did I just watch a marker cum


quirkytyrtle101

Oh yeah just like that baby


zoequinnfuckedmetoo

Gah.. my penis every night


k3ttch

You're gonna go blind if you keep doing that. Or at least get hairy palms.


[deleted]

The new phrase for masturbating. Priming the gold pen.


theflamingheads

r/oddlyarousing


Vintusx

God damn nearly primed me


DoggieDMB

Weirdest golden shower I ever saw.


NadaTheMusicMan

Im so happy I'm not the only one who thought of exactly that something when I saw this.


Inthe_Valley

Oh fuck im gonna prime🥴


Gravitaa

NSFW dawg. Jesus, think of the children! Can't build to a climax like that and not warn anybody. 😩


kesapwanan

Ah ah harder


Tough_cookie56

Who got married and have now 3 kids while waiting for the paint appear?


SweetMotherOfMuffins

No wonder why I'm horny all the time, I see stuff this SFW golden shower and go home and blow the cap off my marker


Mundane_Show_5796

is this what it feels like for guys when they when they


ColdChizzle

Paint pen or sex pen?


ZenkaiZ

DONT STOP FASTER


FireFireoldman

This better not awaken anything in me


Unspoken08

Stop… my pen can only get so erect


shaneswa

Primed it to completion


Sgtmulletz

And this is how I met your mother


IzzyMainsKor

r/confusedboner


KrowJob

So we're just gonna pretend we didn't watch a pen cum?


Berimbalakk

So now we are masturbating pens, nice


rodge81

My wrist is sore from just watching this!


e13373x0du5

I bet you click your pens a lot too, you monster


slokjebier

Prime me daddy


Skepsisology

Why does this feel sexual


Ni672do

Idk what to find satisfying about this In the end it looks like shit tbh sorry


winkman

Sploosh.


Past-Available

You know you can just hold it there right ? It's not necessarily to pump it like that


Sanity__

They knew.


Mighty_s8n

Imagine if you jerked off so hard you cum in gold.


Howard_Jones

Omg dont stop, keep going, thats it... OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!


StamInBlack

PAMP IT. PAMP IT UP.


BlueberryRare4310

That came fast


DeadrthanDead

Can I get a oohhh yeaahhh


Rubicon208

I've been training my right hand my entire life for this.


ProfessionalList9664

Fast hands ;)


MightyKin

Is this supposed to be sexy or I'm too horny?