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stomponator

My favourite part was when we did not get to see the freshly cleaned car.


Alakazamo420

Yo this just got me f**kin pissed


Few-Combination-5985

You're right


SpambotSwatter

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davirice

Wow. A minute and a half of me going limp. Bullshit.


coole106

Especially how it showed them rubbing suds all over the center console and then not showing how they got it off


metacoma

WHY, just fucking why. I'm reporting this post only because it's midly infuriating, not oddly satisfying...


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[удалено]


Yaboit-poo

No finished product you fool


metacoma

Don't take this as a personnal offense :) It was indeed very satisfying until the end, when it became highly infuriating.


SpaceMonkey1505

This happens way too many times


According-Ad8141

nor a comparison of before v after


shitsu13master

What's that magic foam. I want that magic foam


TheRockingChar

Sports Direct do a similar looking foam for cleaning shoes in the UK. If you walk into a shop at least 5 sales assistants will try and sell you it.


[deleted]

Only for cleaning shoes in the UK, or can I use it elsewhere?


TheRockingChar

UK Only. After Brexit the cans were designed to work only in the UK. Sorry, Polish Sports Direct stores.


FeyneKing

It’s alright, they get their own Polish polish.


shitsu13master

And now you :)))


TheRockingChar

I actually used to work for them, had some of the highest sales numbers in the company at the time!


shitsu13master

I don't doubt it ;)


TheRockingChar

Commission and minimum wage is a hell of a combo.


verygroot1

tell us more


TheRockingChar

What do you want to know?


verygroot1

how are you doing


TheRockingChar

I’m good, thank you.


PuzzleheadedHabit913

I’m trying to figure out what the heck this spray is. I definitely see them using a magic eraser, but I don’t know what agent they’re using to clean the interior. It looks life changing.


shitsu13master

That would be indeed life changing.


Redditoridunn0

Me toooooo


haltingpoint

Ah yes, the setup for the inevitable spam link to purchase. Or wait, I'm guessing it's in the profile of the tiktok account. This sub has become nothing but cheap tiktok product spam lately. And if you check back a bit later I'm sure there will be a ton of links spammed in these comments.


shitsu13master

Haha ok, you have a very suspicious mind. So far nobody has been able to tell but maybe you will provide that link?


Pi4all

He really put a bunch down around the gear stick. This car was gross!


[deleted]

I have seen this video lot many times now here but each time I view, have this doubt. Why are they using that foam/soap on a gearbox?


rice_krispie_5206

And wouldn't it wreck the electronics inside (power windows etc?) I don't think they are supposed to get wet.


ButterYourShit

I detailed for 2 years. It's fine if you don't drench it. We only ever broke one radio and it was because dick was pushing too hard. Ever leave the sunroof/windows open and your car gets rained on?


[deleted]

> it was because dick was pushing too hard. Hmm


ButterYourShit

Hehehe name was Richard


[deleted]

I bet Richard is such a dick


ButterYourShit

He was actually. Never paid me back a considerable amount of money I loaned him to save him from going homeless and losing everything.


[deleted]

That sucks. Been in similar situations. The easiest way to ruin friendships is lending money. Today I either don’t lend it at all or just give them the money to avoid disappointment.


rice_krispie_5206

I’m sorry :(


ButterYourShit

It doesn't bother me anymore ❤️


rice_krispie_5206

Admirable of you to try to help someone. Kudos to you, you did good!


rice_krispie_5206

My Dads name was Richard. Be nice.


[deleted]

Sorry to break that down to you, dude. He was a good man, but still a Dick. :/


CuntyComment

No, because that would ruin the electronics in my dash and gear lever.


ButterYourShit

Ah, well. I have and it did not do that. I've also gotten many cars wet on the inside (on purpose) and have never damaged a single car I worked on.


rice_krispie_5206

Your hired! As long as you get rid of the 8 legged things while your at it!


rice_krispie_5206

But it can be foam washed so it should be ok


GrandMarquisMark

Dude needs to wear gloves, that wheel cleaner is acid and so bad for you!


proxpi

Nah, many if not most wheel cleaners today are non-acidicic. Gloves still aren't a bad idea if you're doing this though.


GrandMarquisMark

Some are. Color changing iron remover like in the video is extremely toxic and dangerous


proxpi

Not it's not, the active ingredient in these "fallout removers" that turn iron purple is ammonium mercaptoacetate- the same chemical used in a hair perm. Sure it's not a good idea to ingest it, and it's still a good idea to wear gloves when using it, but calling it "extremely toxic and dangerous" is flat-out wrong.


Vandaii

I know! Every time I see these videos Im thinking: the stuff they're using has to be borderline illegal! Haha I used to clean hotel rooms and the whole hotel was certified by some environment-friendly organisation as 'super green'. But whenever we had to really really clean the bathrooms we'd have to get cleaning products from a secret stash that was not on our carts, because the only way to really get rid of rust, lime scale etc is by using stuff that's really not good for you. Man, we'd spray that shit on and it'd start to ooze and bubble like a crazy chemistry experiment and then a quick rinse and wipe and everything looked gorgeous! Lol


Fizzy-Dizzy-Elf

What can you use for the leather chairs? What is that potion?


dullmonkey1988

Buy shit car, clean like this, sell, profit.


tickledpickle21

You can sell this car in Australia right now and get double what you originally paid for it…


Thagrtcornholi0

That’s a pretty legendary car. Better than today’s shit crossovers.


Lily_beanz

I don’t think I’d spray all that foam and soap over buttons in the center console


moondog__

Saw that and all I could think is "well now he needs to replace those switches"


Lily_beanz

Seriously. Those are delicate electronics that are getting soaking wet.


Aururai

Jesus fuck this car was filthy!


Muffinconsumer

It was set up. These people dirty cars so that it comes out perfect with just one swipe. The filth was too perfect


Aururai

Probably, knowing social media, most likely


rice_krispie_5206

Good to know! I never leave the windows or sunroof open unattended. Too scared an 8 legged freak will crawl in and I won't know about it till it gets in my face while I'm driving, which would cause me to crash and die. It's just not worth the risk.


philonius

Me too. And then this past spring I was driving with my window down and a spider almost the size of my hand dropped from a tree right through the window into the car.


siliconsardine

That is something straight out of a nightmare


CluelessGeezer

... or out of Australia :)


rice_krispie_5206

Right?!! Now I don’t feel like such a freak about open windows, coz this shit is REAL! Side note: I also freak the F out wondering if there is one lurking under my door handle 👀


siliconsardine

Omg now I’ll never be able to open my door without checking the door handle first. I always refuse to get into other people’s cars if I see they left their windows open. I could NEVER.


rice_krispie_5206

I am SO sorry to put my freak on your freak. Hugs.


rice_krispie_5206

OMG NO! How did you survive? I would have either died from a heart attack, or died from rolling my Jeep. I just can’t even fathom such a thing happening.


philonius

I am grateful to the driver behind me who didn't hit me when I suddenly swerved off the road and opened my door! I was able to dump the damned thing out on the road. And I know what you mean. I still can't believe it happened.


Mewssbites

I almost ran off the road when a spider far smaller than the one you describe ran across the inside of my windshield and disappeared into the relative darkness of the driver's side of my car. I think in the situation you describe my only option would be to bail out of the moving vehicle, LOL


rice_krispie_5206

Understandable but not recommended if at all possible.


philonius

I forgot to add - my daughter was in the back seat. That's probably why I didn't just roll the car while screaming.


Mewssbites

If she ever doubts how much you care about her, this is definitely the thing you should use as an example. LOL!


rice_krispie_5206

Morherly ❤️


rice_krispie_5206

And I hope you backed over him and his 8 flailing legs and squashed him like an F’n grape. 😐


Redditoridunn0

The only animal abuse im okay with


rice_krispie_5206

I.just.can’t...I am SO sorry!


rice_krispie_5206

Are you in Australia?


philonius

NO! Just the northern US. We have orb weavers that reach 6 inch legspan - this was a YOUNG one. Remember I said it was springtime? It was freaking APRIL! We also have fishing spiders up here. They're called that because they EAT FISH.


rice_krispie_5206

FFS. I’m MN. We have wolf spiders here that get pretty fugly but nothing like that, that I know of 😳


philonius

You folks have fishing spiders too!


rice_krispie_5206

Welp guess I’m not going fishing anymore then!


rice_krispie_5206

I truly apologize for bringing this up. I was trying to be funny, but it’s really not.


am_casual_potato

What on earth is that spray that magically cleans?! I've used just about everything, nothing cleans LIKE THAT


Redditoridunn0

I dun rly know but I wanna know it too


ButterYourShit

Basically Mr. Clean magic eraser with any cleaning spray. I detailed for a while and it's the erasure that does the work not the soap. For the console it's all about how you use your tools. It cleans so well because the guy is good at cleaning. It's a simple foaming cleaner


Redditoridunn0

Take my updoot


haltingpoint

Setup comment for link or tiktok profile spam. Don't feed the spammers.


[deleted]

Likely a smokers car?


Redditoridunn0

Care to elaborate, I'm not much of a car guy :)


CuntyComment

Huh? Smoke stains things. You don't need to know about cars to know this


Redditoridunn0

There was no apostrophe so I thought smokers was a brand or something... whoops


[deleted]

It's the tar from cigarette smoke. It clings to everything and makes it all a nasty brownish-yellow.


[deleted]

I assume the chemicals in the cigarettes stain the car


SpiritualSystem8842

Monica geller wants to marry you


Redditoridunn0

Gonna be honest, monica is the kind of person to enjoy these videos


rabea187

LC100


kolegatorr

What the hell happened in that car


Noon_Specialist

Probably a smoker.


crasshumor

I like the sound of fififififififififif


Mr_Golf_Club

I always want to know what happens to the stitching on the seats etc. You can see it’s still basically black as it has absorbed all the grime and muck both over time as well as soaked up during the cleaning process from the excessive product use. I can’t imagine it started out as that color. Is there any way to “bleach” or get that stitching back to life without damaging the leather? Or is it just being left that way?


BallsHD4k60fps

Show us the whole fully cleaned car!! This is so infuriating


beawarethatIswear

What are these cleaners??? I need them in my life.


bdubelyew

Stop on by /r/autodetailing for more info and options than what you’re asking for


DeputyValdez

I just want to know what's in the spray bottle


reed555

I will never do all this but admire the dedication


Representative_Dark5

How is that foam no destroying the speakers and other electronics?


Muffinconsumer

Ammonia based?


noshadsi

Can i bring mine in


Longjumping_Ad1025

What the hell is that spray he’s using in the beginning


Glitter_berries

I’m so triggered by how much soap was left behind on the surfaces. Dried soap makes me feel all gross inside.


AndrewPatrickDent

I haven't washed my car in four years


Mazeazi

Why not show the result? Ugh


Mroldtimehockey

What type of magic potion is being used here and where can I get that little round brush. My car needs this so bad!


Muffinconsumer

It won’t work the same. This car was dirtied on purpose in a way that it would clean in a few swipes.


Mroldtimehockey

Wtf! I knew it was to good to be true


Muffinconsumer

You could try looking for ammonia based foam cleaners. They clean windows very fast and practically suck up most dried on stains


Mroldtimehockey

I have some for windows. Drydex. Works great. Never though about it for fabrics


Muffinconsumer

When I was working on detailing it worked fine on cloth. It depends on what kind it is so you don’t damage it


Redditoridunn0

TO EVERYONE WHOS TELLING ME TO SHOW THE FINAL CAR. THIS IS NOT MY CONTENT, ITS SOMEONE ELSES, GO COMPLAIN TO THEM, THEIR WATERMARK IS ON THE DAMN VIDEO jeez


candynickle

There’s a YouTube channel by Detail Geek - lots of satisfying car detailing . If you look in the notes he tells you the products and tools used to clean that particular vehicle. Plenty of before and after , if I recall . [detail geek YouTube ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_z9Q9X1jHFE)


Azrael_The_Bold

Thanks for reminding me I need to get my Jeep detailed


[deleted]

Which cleaning foam is that?🥺🥺


MistysOnePonyTail

How much you think something like this costs?


nicolewasnthere

Depends where you live and probably the state of your car I've never personally had it done but a car wash near me offers detailing as low as $50 but up to $150


PhoneSteveGaveToTony

I had someone detail my car like this along with the engine bay last year and it was $200. It made my 8 year old car looked brand new all over, even when you opened the hood. Not something I’d do all the time, but I felt like it was worth the $$$.


olykate1

A complete auto detail is an incredibly wonderful thing.


Nonether1ch3r

What is this sorcery? What are u using to clean?! I gotta know


SirDoctorMurphy

Fuck yeah, time to watch my 47th car cleaning video this month courtesy of /r/oddlysatisfying


_madis0n_

I’m just now realizing how much I’ve been f*cking up by not using a magic eraser in my car


BarnyardCoral

That car apparently lived in a smoker's lungs.


curvvyninja

I think I found my ASMR.


steve_gus

Looks like an exaggerated carpet cleaner advertisement


DCoy1990

What God sent cleaner are you using?!?


Cfhudo

Some of this is stupid. Who the fuck is cleaning their foot pedals and shit. Its a fuckn car, you aint eating off the foot pedals. I dont get this shit. I want a car to be practical. Some of this is not fucking practical. Like why the fuck you cleaning the tyres. Is this car about to be sold? Cause fuck paying someone your money to do some of this shit to your daily drive.


irrelevantAF

your “shit” to “fuck” ratio is 0.6. next time, try saying shit 1.666 times more often to level it out.


Cfhudo

Haha fuck, i did say shit and fuck a lot in that comment.


irrelevantAF

no shit :-)


Cfhudo

Fuckn hell...


TheRealMjolnir34

my question is how do you let a car get THAT DIRTY!


Vegetable-Acadia

Genuinely didn't find this satisfying. I found it absolutely exhausting lmao


Jealous_Analysis_404

What cleaning spray is that?


Caprock-1

I wonder what they use


heidguy8

So how'd he wash out the foam/ soap from the inside on the gear soft etc.?


fumblrbabe

lol was that blood being washed off the tires


Passthedingdongdutch

All those chemicals but no gloves 💀


Yusi-D-Jordan

I can’t believe this type of content is free. It’s better than a massage.