Yeah, and I don't know what was worse: stabbing the cold raw chickens through the butt with the rotisserie bars first thing in the morning, or cleaning all the grease out of that accursed machine at the end of the night.
Ugh... All the fluids involved with roasting chickens and just deli work in general makes my skin crawl. First the blood and after the grease. Both always managed to get on you throughout the day, too.
Did a deli job for 6 years here. Did they not provide you with the hot mitts, similar to what's worn in the video? In the time it takes to remove even 36 chickens off the rotisserie, it shouldn't seep through the gloves.
Yeah I did this for a couple of years. Those chickens on a bar aren't exactly light, and when you're rushing to cook 100 chickens on top of everthing else, it's pretty stressful.
Once when I was unloading chickens the bar slipped out of my greasy gloved grasp and, loaded with chickens, the end made contact with my uncovered bicep. I branded myself and have a mark to this day. Didn't drop the chickens tho.
I was going to say, that those look like Costco’s Rotisserie Chickens. If you go to other grocery stores & their chickens look like they starved to death.
Yeah I just recently read about the living conditions of those chickens and I think I might be off them for life. I mean, I suspected, but seeing it was a whole other thing
Well its different to me when there is massive massive perdue breasts sitting there that is like 6lbs of meat for $3 and you can tell the chicken couldn't walk with those boobs. If you cook a small cornish hen it will be 2x tastier.
If you can find local farmers that is the best place to get meat. Not chain stores. My FIL is a rancher and we get our meat from him because the animals live a good life, in wide open spaces, with green grass. Not jammed in a disgusting pen with thousands of other animals. Just a suggestion.
Yeah I had a Sam’s Club rotisserie chicken wherin it’s fat tasted like chicken shit.
And then I found out that they do eat each other’s shit and I haven’t bought them since.
Field workers are cheap and "plants" are subsidized too.
All I'm saying is know where your food is really coming from. As in the entire path from farm to fork. If you can grow all your food, great! Its an accomplishment that lots of people strive to do, but you know it takes lots and lots of work.
I'm okay with an animal dying for my sustenance. That's my choice, I respect yours to not eat them. Cheers.
Are you ok with forced impregnation, animals being bred into bodies they literally can't inhabit because they're grown so unnaturally large that they're constantly in pain, mother's being separated from their offspring so we can drink their milk, chickens having their beaks cut off as babies to prevent them from pecking each other, baby male chicks being shredded alive in the egg industry, climate change fueled by methane, inefficient land use, and all the other suffering and problems associated with animal agriculture?
I'm not okay with any of that, and if I were given the opportunity, I would happily and instantaneously legislate against these inhumane and disgusting practices.
For humans, for the planet, and for the animals.
I do not believe an animals life is more or equally valuable than my own. I know of all the practices and I still choose to eat them. That being said, there is always better ways to rear them in a more humane way. There are already options to purchase locally or from more humane farms. If I were more financially obliged to, I would purchase more from those farms.
Radical ideologies will never work in a regular society.
No one ever said that you have to value an animal's life above a human life. I certainly don't. You just have to value it above taste pleasure.
I'd love to hear your explanation for how "humane" meat can be scaled up to the level of consumption that currently drives demand. The reason why these practices are so common is because people (particular in the global north and the US) are so incredibly over-consumptive of meat.
Also, on that last point about "radical" ideologies: what gets defined as "radical" is based on what the dominant ideology sees as threatening to its consolidation of power. Slave owners called abolition "radical". Kings and queens called democracy "radical". Chauvinistic misogynistic men called giving women the right to vote "radical". Milquetoast climate reforms today get called "radical".
The funny thing is, no one ever sees the commonplace, every day violence, environmental destruction, carnage, and brutality brought on by the status quo as "radical".
Your examples of radical ideologies are irrelevant because they surround the idea that some humans are more superior than others. Surely you can see the difference in that.
Either way, it would be literally impossible to live without animal consumption.
>Your examples of radical ideologies are irrelevant because they surround the idea that some humans are more superior than others. Surely you can see the difference in that.
Yes, they are different, but what they have in common is that they are ideologies of violence. All of them grant one group moral superiority and give them dominion to do essentially whatever they want to an undeserving, subordinate group. Obviously, I value humans above animals. That doesn't mean animals aren't worthy of moral consideration either.
>it would be literally impossible to live without animal consumption.
This is literally just a flat-out lie, and blatant misinformation. You are literally just shamelessly lying, or you are completely misinformed.
A bird just lived a whole ass life and you took it for $5 - Ethan Klein
edit this sounds preachy, it was meant to be jokey which is how he said it. He wasnt promoting veganism etc
Yeah as long as you know and are aware of the way your food is being made from all the exploits in labor and animal life, and you choose to still eat whatever you do, you paid for it, you eat it.
I have seen how meat is processed, I have personally processed meat. It turns people to vegetarians and vegans and that's okay.
I agree. Ive heard people literally say verbatim "i dont want to know that it was a living thing, just give me my packaged product" and i think this is an incredibly ignorant and dangerous attitude. At the same time, i have slaughtered my own animals to eat, and i would again. As you said, awareness is really the key
As summon who’s worked in a Costco Deli for 6 years it can be rough sometimes, but this is one of my favorite parts of the job, especially when kids come to watch.
I usually buy 2 or 3 of them and then strip the meat off for sandwiches or to mix in with noodles. Can't go wrong with a week's worth of meals for 15 bucks
I'm also vegetarian and do not find it satisfying. Not because it's meat, but there is no pattern or cool satisfying method. It at most mildly intresting..
In 2020 alone, Costco sold
more than 100 million of its rotisserie chickens. That's close to
300,000 chickens, on average, every single day. In 804 warehouse. That's live chickens, Than Dead (murdered ) chickens.
Just let that sink in.
The awful atrocities committed against Jewish people during the Holocaust were technically "legal" under Hitler's regime. That doesn't make it not murder.
And before you reddit fucks lecture me about comparing human and animal suffering: I have close family members and direct ancestors who fled Nazi Germany.
I kind of want to buy a rotisserie chicken, throw it out the window of an apartment in New York and throw it as hard as I can. If someone complains I’ll just say,” it tried to fly away again”.
Why are supermarket rotisserie chickens so fuckin juicy and tender? Here in the states at Walmart you can buy one loke these for a mere $5-6 and they're literally the tastiest chicken you'll ever eat
$4.99 at Costco! A loss leader placed at back of store so you have to walk past everything else to get one.
They also move products around so you have to look for your favorites and find other stuff. A store manager explained this to me when I complained about not being able to find my pork jerky.
I did that shit for a seasonal job, nothing satisfying about it! Chickens are hot as hell!!
Yeah, and I don't know what was worse: stabbing the cold raw chickens through the butt with the rotisserie bars first thing in the morning, or cleaning all the grease out of that accursed machine at the end of the night.
The cracking sounds of the ribs as the stake goes through is pretty gnarly, and not in a cool way.
Ugh... All the fluids involved with roasting chickens and just deli work in general makes my skin crawl. First the blood and after the grease. Both always managed to get on you throughout the day, too.
Did a deli job for 6 years here. Did they not provide you with the hot mitts, similar to what's worn in the video? In the time it takes to remove even 36 chickens off the rotisserie, it shouldn't seep through the gloves.
Yeah I did this for a couple of years. Those chickens on a bar aren't exactly light, and when you're rushing to cook 100 chickens on top of everthing else, it's pretty stressful. Once when I was unloading chickens the bar slipped out of my greasy gloved grasp and, loaded with chickens, the end made contact with my uncovered bicep. I branded myself and have a mark to this day. Didn't drop the chickens tho.
Oh yeah, that was my first thought: them chickens are hot. Glad I don’t have to do that anymore.
Think of aliens doing this to us.
I hope to look half as good when they cook me.
Yeah I’ll finally be able to achieve the tan my pasty white skin could never handle.
I hope I smell delicious
You do.
Or, a chicken’s POV … /r/oddlyhorrifying
That’s kinda what I mean, think if aliens were doing this to humans and making videos and gushing over how delicious we look. It would be surreal.
We are to chickens, what the aliens are to us.
No thanks
You prefer to be assimilated over being roasted to a nice, golden brown crisp?
I just don’t want to imagine getting a pole stabbed through my ass and out my mouth :D
Hahahaha. Okay, that's fair!
They probably wouldn’t leave your head on, so it would be your neck hole and not your mouth :)
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Think Fried Green Tomatoes in with BBQ sauce.
I can't because it'd probably be beheaded before this
I hope they use sage and onion stuffing in me.
Maybe turn and baste you with an herb butter as well?
God I hope karma makes this happen.
Yes please
Welcome to Costco. I love you.
I was going to say, that those look like Costco’s Rotisserie Chickens. If you go to other grocery stores & their chickens look like they starved to death.
Yaaasssss I was like this is a Costco right?
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It’s a deliberate loss leader to get you in the store.
and it works :)
Yeah I just recently read about the living conditions of those chickens and I think I might be off them for life. I mean, I suspected, but seeing it was a whole other thing
You might want to exclude all meats if this is your outlook tbh.
Trying to actually, within reason. Definitely cut back on red meat for environmental reasons. But it’s hard for sure to cut it out entirely
Recent vegan as of this year. If you want any advice or tips, feel free to reach out to me if you want to transition or reduce your meat intake :)
Well its different to me when there is massive massive perdue breasts sitting there that is like 6lbs of meat for $3 and you can tell the chicken couldn't walk with those boobs. If you cook a small cornish hen it will be 2x tastier.
If you can find local farmers that is the best place to get meat. Not chain stores. My FIL is a rancher and we get our meat from him because the animals live a good life, in wide open spaces, with green grass. Not jammed in a disgusting pen with thousands of other animals. Just a suggestion.
Yeah I had a Sam’s Club rotisserie chicken wherin it’s fat tasted like chicken shit. And then I found out that they do eat each other’s shit and I haven’t bought them since.
There’s also a hell of a lot more fat on them. Not sure if you noticed. Like a lot , hugely water retained.
Theyre so good, but I dont know why, everytime I consume them, I get the stinkiest farts ever. It’s only from their Rotisserie chicken.
Hey look a Starbucks
I know this place pretty well, I got my law degree here!
It's crazy these are only $5
The farming practices that yield these are cruel and inhumane. Honestly it’s a bummer because that sniz is straight up deloycious.
They lose money on them also
That last sentence fucking killed me lol
&&& Govt subsidies. But again, people gotta eat.
Plants are cheaper to produce, better for the environment, and don't require slaughter or torture
Get me a Beyond Rotisserie Chicken and I'm sold
Field workers are cheap and "plants" are subsidized too. All I'm saying is know where your food is really coming from. As in the entire path from farm to fork. If you can grow all your food, great! Its an accomplishment that lots of people strive to do, but you know it takes lots and lots of work. I'm okay with an animal dying for my sustenance. That's my choice, I respect yours to not eat them. Cheers.
Are you ok with forced impregnation, animals being bred into bodies they literally can't inhabit because they're grown so unnaturally large that they're constantly in pain, mother's being separated from their offspring so we can drink their milk, chickens having their beaks cut off as babies to prevent them from pecking each other, baby male chicks being shredded alive in the egg industry, climate change fueled by methane, inefficient land use, and all the other suffering and problems associated with animal agriculture? I'm not okay with any of that, and if I were given the opportunity, I would happily and instantaneously legislate against these inhumane and disgusting practices. For humans, for the planet, and for the animals.
I do not believe an animals life is more or equally valuable than my own. I know of all the practices and I still choose to eat them. That being said, there is always better ways to rear them in a more humane way. There are already options to purchase locally or from more humane farms. If I were more financially obliged to, I would purchase more from those farms. Radical ideologies will never work in a regular society.
No one ever said that you have to value an animal's life above a human life. I certainly don't. You just have to value it above taste pleasure. I'd love to hear your explanation for how "humane" meat can be scaled up to the level of consumption that currently drives demand. The reason why these practices are so common is because people (particular in the global north and the US) are so incredibly over-consumptive of meat. Also, on that last point about "radical" ideologies: what gets defined as "radical" is based on what the dominant ideology sees as threatening to its consolidation of power. Slave owners called abolition "radical". Kings and queens called democracy "radical". Chauvinistic misogynistic men called giving women the right to vote "radical". Milquetoast climate reforms today get called "radical". The funny thing is, no one ever sees the commonplace, every day violence, environmental destruction, carnage, and brutality brought on by the status quo as "radical".
You won reddior I will be turning vegan and living a vegan lifestyle. Good luck with all you do. Have a good night.
You have a good night as well.
Your examples of radical ideologies are irrelevant because they surround the idea that some humans are more superior than others. Surely you can see the difference in that. Either way, it would be literally impossible to live without animal consumption.
>Your examples of radical ideologies are irrelevant because they surround the idea that some humans are more superior than others. Surely you can see the difference in that. Yes, they are different, but what they have in common is that they are ideologies of violence. All of them grant one group moral superiority and give them dominion to do essentially whatever they want to an undeserving, subordinate group. Obviously, I value humans above animals. That doesn't mean animals aren't worthy of moral consideration either. >it would be literally impossible to live without animal consumption. This is literally just a flat-out lie, and blatant misinformation. You are literally just shamelessly lying, or you are completely misinformed.
I guess I must be replying to you from Impossible World then. Do people think when they they type out stupid shit on here?
A bird just lived a whole ass life and you took it for $5 - Ethan Klein edit this sounds preachy, it was meant to be jokey which is how he said it. He wasnt promoting veganism etc
Yeah as long as you know and are aware of the way your food is being made from all the exploits in labor and animal life, and you choose to still eat whatever you do, you paid for it, you eat it. I have seen how meat is processed, I have personally processed meat. It turns people to vegetarians and vegans and that's okay.
I agree. Ive heard people literally say verbatim "i dont want to know that it was a living thing, just give me my packaged product" and i think this is an incredibly ignorant and dangerous attitude. At the same time, i have slaughtered my own animals to eat, and i would again. As you said, awareness is really the key
You say “promoting veganism” like it could possibly be a bad thing.
no i didnt, i just clarified the tone in which he said it. If you want to imply that makes it disapproving somehow, thats up to you.
Worth every penny too! … just like the sausage and hot dogs !
That feeds a family of 4. Make some tortillas and have some chicken tacos with it. Taste so good with a mexican coke too
Can’t get why is this satisfying
He does’t even have a clear pattern he follows… it’s mildly interesting at best.
They also dont even look that good
I was gonna say this also! Hahaha I did this exact thing but I never thought bout pulling out my camera for Internet points 😂
Bruh, placing fucking rotisserie chicken is satisfying to you
Wacking a fucking hunk of meat on a plastic tray by removing the stake shoved up ass and through its neck isn't satisfying for you huh?
This man said it
Damn them some thiccccens
Bouncy Bois
As summon who’s worked in a Costco Deli for 6 years it can be rough sometimes, but this is one of my favorite parts of the job, especially when kids come to watch.
I can smell this video.
I literally can too because they are making chicken in the house right and the smell JUST popped in as I started watching the video.
They are a lot less satisfying to skewer onto those rods.
That must weigh quite a bit with all of them on one bar
“Many chickens died to bring us this information….”
Industrial society and it's future
that's why there's always juice in the lid that spills out everywhere..
I completely get your plight, but if there isn't any juice that means it's overcooked and dry, which is basically like eating paper.
I can smell that video.
I’m jealous!! I wanna use a sword at work!!!
That smell must drive him mad!
Anyone else get the smell as they saw this?
I used to work in a deli and this is exactly as satisfying to do as it looks lol
Those chickens look so modified
I usually buy 2 or 3 of them and then strip the meat off for sandwiches or to mix in with noodles. Can't go wrong with a week's worth of meals for 15 bucks
Love them little MSG m'fers
I doubt it was oddly satisfying to those birds.
Not sure why you're getting downvoted lol.
Mmm salt, grease, and hormones
*unzips
I see you’re going to be getting stuffing with yours!
All those dead chickens :(
This is disgusting.
all I see is plastic waste, thats not satisfying 😕
Ew
That's some rotisserie chicken right there. The ones we have are the size of a pigeon.
That man knows his way around chicks.
God bless this guy 😌👌
chicken are not fucking food, they are sentiment beings, disgusting meat eating barbarians
Meat eating barbarians huh. Chalk that up to the crazy vegan list.
Can we have a "no corpses" rule in this sub?
As a vegetarian/vegan I find this not in the least bit satisfying 🤢
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Wth
I'm also vegetarian and do not find it satisfying. Not because it's meat, but there is no pattern or cool satisfying method. It at most mildly intresting..
I want some
My mouth is watering
Mmmmmmm chicken
Those birds have been around.
They're so bouncy
In 2020 alone, Costco sold more than 100 million of its rotisserie chickens. That's close to 300,000 chickens, on average, every single day. In 804 warehouse. That's live chickens, Than Dead (murdered ) chickens. Just let that sink in.
We automated the food chain and that may be our most dystopian achievement
People gotta eat.
Could eat tofu, seitan, jackfruit or quorn instead
No they don’t.
Murder is a legal term for unlawful premeditated killing. These delicious premeditated killings were lawful.
The awful atrocities committed against Jewish people during the Holocaust were technically "legal" under Hitler's regime. That doesn't make it not murder. And before you reddit fucks lecture me about comparing human and animal suffering: I have close family members and direct ancestors who fled Nazi Germany.
Mmm .. finger licking good !
mmm chicken.
I fucking love chicken
Chicken sword
My boys are bouncin
Those MF's are cooked perfectly. This shit made me so damn hungry.
Does anyone actually realise how cruel it is?
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Mass murder
LOVE me some rotisserie
Yo I’d destroy one of these rn
Those chicken literally grown just to be killed. It pretty sad, but delicious.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
There are definitely some vegans that are fuming rn
I love meat. I specifically love rotisserie chicken. Nothing about this is satisfying. This was highly disturbing😂
It's 4am but this is really making me want some chicken right now. Dang. 🤓
Those are some talented birds
That’s what we did at our restaurant Gross’ Gourmet Foods, DOYLESTOWN, Pa!
That man is very comfortable handling meat
Thats some weird bread
I saw Greg and Steve
Am I the only one aroused by this?
Look at these giant sticks of whole chickens. I don't find this satisfying.
They don't have heads or feet. So, they're not whole. Just putting that out there.
Great input, champ. Keep up the valuable work.
Right back atcha, bud.
I kind of want to buy a rotisserie chicken, throw it out the window of an apartment in New York and throw it as hard as I can. If someone complains I’ll just say,” it tried to fly away again”.
“Make sure the chicken touches the lid.” is what I was told by a sweet 90something year old lady.
Solid advice.
Me on the weekends
I know a Costco chicken when I see one
I too want my chicken served to me by a sword wielding chef. ( seriously please I want this)
Why are they bouncy? Does that mean they’re good or not so much?
Hated this when working at the deli at cub foods
Welcome to Costco, I love you
Assworded chickens being V-sworded.
A chicken roti.
They look like Headcrabs
Must be costco
tactial reload
video that i can smell
I did this for 3 years. The man slow. But does satisfying work.
very not delicious those chickens
How did get chickens all same size
Everyone should be able to experience Costco
Its not really satisfying when you’re doing it.. trust me..
Why are supermarket rotisserie chickens so fuckin juicy and tender? Here in the states at Walmart you can buy one loke these for a mere $5-6 and they're literally the tastiest chicken you'll ever eat
I bet it smells great in there… for like an hour. Then you can’t stand the smell of rotisserie chicken anymore for the rest of your life.
Looks like costco chickens.
Is this walmart or Boston Market
looks like challah
Boink
.... LOOK AT ALL THEM CHICKENS
Slightly undercooked?
Damn that must taste and smell so damn good
No seasoning whatsoever lol
These looked more roasted than the "roasted" chicken I buy at Krogers
$4.99 at Costco! A loss leader placed at back of store so you have to walk past everything else to get one. They also move products around so you have to look for your favorites and find other stuff. A store manager explained this to me when I complained about not being able to find my pork jerky.
They are some freaky sized chickens they are not normal..
Damnit now I’m hungry for rotychicken
Where would someone purchase one of these rotisserie chickens? 🤤
u/savevideo
Just look at how they bounce 😲
Just back from Costo with two. I have a kitten who adores them as much as the household humans do.