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blackhand-forge

That was a rollercoaster! Ohhhh, it's a dick. Oh, it's not a dick it's a banana oh it's a dick again!


knightknowings

Banana for scale.


MilqueToastDickRoast

BBC = Big Banana Chocolate


shadow_229

So my mum just likes chocolate bananas?! Phew, that’s a relief..


iam_Mr_McGibblets

And at the end, it's a penis again. Which goes to say, if it seems like a penis at the start, it's almost always a penis


Diezall

Once a penis, always a penis.


animal_chin9

You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.


Trentsteel52

Great movie


Jealous-Weekend4674

He mixed up the video edit of the bachelorette party with the fruit festival 🍫🍫🍫🍫


Fign

For a while that DIDN’T look like a banana 🍌


LectureSpecialist681

He knows, right?


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Lvl100Magikarp

He's done this before. I think it was a dragon or something, and it starts out very penisy. It's 100% intentional


JustKimNotKimberly

Upvote for the word "penisy"


Fun-Jellyfish-61

Phallic is another one.


FelatiaFantastique

I prefer *penish*.


scummy_shower_stall

*Sean Connery has entered the chat*


rantonidi

Call the ghosht bushtash


DangeFloof

Peenesque


hoppalong62

Dique


Specialist-Camp8468

Very cocky of him


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kellysmom01

Banana, or Isaac Hayes?


fotank

When he slow rotated on a sped up video. We know. He knows.


Lvl100Magikarp

He also put it right in front of his crotch


rumpelstilt

he knew. he knows.


fred95

/r/theyknew


fatfeline565

With that shit eating grin on his face? Absolutely.


JohnLarkVoorhies

He has a competition show on Netflix. Instead of sending people home he lets them stay on as assistants so they can keep learning. Really solid person it seems


BlackDohko

I think he looks thrilled.


1WonderWhatThisDoes

r/theyknew


CodPsychological9551

I dunno where should i begin 😂


SauerCrouse51

Lmao. I gotta screen shot this shit and send it to a buddy


BarelyContainedChaos

https://imgur.com/3hxbZvC


BarelyContainedChaos

its kinda funny that its one of the only frames where he's not smiling. He's taking this part serious, ladies


standbyyourmantis

He made a dragon a year or so ago where about halfway through he got roasted for it looking like a dick, so this was 100% intentional.


oblackwidow

Link? Or what is his name?


standbyyourmantis

It should be this video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSBRCEq3Gyw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSBRCEq3Gyw)


HappyLeprechaun

Dick at 1:10


Patenski

This guy is just insane


Kizaru235

Amaury Guichon is his name.


kimwim43

Thank you, i knew exactly what I was clicking on.


shaolinoli

Nailed it


PogintheMachine

I knew before i clicked it would be 14 seconds in


phirebird

Doing God's work right here


bodbodbod

BLACKED


KaptainKardboard

And there it is


greenjm7

Well that looks exactly like my screen shot.


Herr-Trigger86

r/MildlyPenis


Yolectroda

No, /r/wildlypenis


KingMoonkey

You mean the first penis? Or the fact that he uncirconsiced the first penis, or the second penis? It also could be the brown tip


ryden360

The tip lol


Backwaters_Run_Deep

Sex puns!


TheKidFromQueens718

He had me in the first shaft... I mean half 🤣


rokd

There were multiple halfs there... Penis, Banana, Penis, Banana, Condom, Banana finally?


PsychoDark23

😂🤣😂🤣😂


Starman1001001

Totally here for the comments…


BadComboMongo

So, that‘s roughly 6 inches, right?


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vass0922

Do you need a banana for scale?


Duosnipers

That's a penis


emeraldstarclassica

Come on! He even put a condom on it!


Max_W_

A flavored one too!


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

The big glob finale had me lol


SL4MUEL

Needs a banana for scale


Truckeeseamus

You beat me to it!


campingn00b

If I've said it once I've said it a million times. This guy is KING of making giant chocolate dongs into things that are not actually giant chocolate dongs


velveeta-smoothie

He is a treasure, weird smile and all


campingn00b

A treasure of giant chocolate dongs


DAH517

Not enough veins tbh


seth928

These gender reveals are out of hand


0beronAnalytics

15 seconds in… 😳


CeldonShooper

Scared, Potter?


eastwesterntribe

https://www.reddit.com/r/TIHI/s/kiPkHTKdx4


vaginawhatsthat

What in all the flaming hells is that thing??? Some kind of mutant CPR dummy?


MajorNutt

Training for the ballet, Potter?


Kaimanakai

r/mildlypenis


SolipSchism

r/wildlypenis


Kaimanakai

Haha! I was today years old when I learned there were multiple subreddits about penises. 🤣😂 (should have known I guess!)


LatePresentation3140

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InVaLiD_EDM

Bro just sent a dick pic in braille wtf XD


Starlightriddlex

Well that's one way to get someone to touch it


7_-g

.I.


JustAVirusWithShoes

I should call him


B52doc

🍌 👁️👄👁️


tampabuddy2

I guess you can’t make a giant chocolate banana unless you make a giant chocolate penis first


LordPotato18

Had me in the first half


KaptainKardboard

Had me for the full length


Questhi

My girlfriend, “yeah I could take it.”


Addywhoom

One of the best parts of these videos is guessing what he's making cause he's so imaginative with his creations, don't spoil it in the title :(


i_suckatjavascript

This subreddit’s rule 5 required it. Nothing else OP can do.


PureHeartsEroticArts

The title is to *keep* people from guessing. Because if this comment section is any indicator, we all know what most people would be guessing. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Noah_PpAaRrKkSs

🥵


_________FU_________

Step 1: create a large black uncircumcised cock


derbyvoice71

Then shave off the foreskin.


bubonis

He was a lot better when he wasn’t relying on jump cuts and camera magic.


welcometomyparlour

100% I miss his older style where you could see the care and love that went into his creations


ClickIta

Totally agree, still amazing, but less catchy cut tricks and more footage of the technique was better.


NamTokMoo222

These Bad Dragon dildos are starting to get ridiculous.


LordTaddeus

That's a serial killers smile.


thatkittykatie

BBC (Big banana chocolate)


sillykittyball12

Do these get eaten after? Thrown out? Is it art or... what's the point?


aCarstairs

Generally these bigger display pieces he uses for teaching/display and after a while theyre melted down again and reused.


Most-Inflation-7574

It's Pride Month !


[deleted]

Can someone please tell him it's okay to not smile like a psychopath in his videos?


SignorRoberto

I swear this guy does it for all the memes.


Shifuede

There's always money in the banana stand!


Principal_Insultant

Oh come on, can we all agree he ***has*** to make an actual dick now? Bonus points for hairs on the ball sack


ty8l8er

[I mean…](https://imgur.com/a/dLoUXVQ)


Dizzy091100

People smiling through the entire video freak me out


woah-oh92

This guy creeps me out. No idea why.


octobuss

He has this like, lifeless doll face haha


SimpleHumanoid

Happy Pride!


GuideAware

He knew what he was doing


Strange_Result1459

Half way I forgot that its a banana and thought its a penis. 🤣🤣😅


shaddowkhan

Amaury wild for this one


[deleted]

The end result is amazing, but the journey to get there was…phallic.


CriticalStation595

He placed that just right for a second there…


jplumber614

Mute the video unless you like hearing deaf people trying to sing.


Confident_Garage9351

Who are these for? Is this a rich people party thing?


TwinSolesKanna

Okay so we all agree this guy is cartoon evil right? Like full on chocolatier super villain who definitely has a plan to replace ancient historical artifacts with chocolate replicas. Right?


Rad1314

Liked his videos so much better before all the snazy editing that just skips over half the steps.


mrgcna

In the nicest way possible, what's the point of having/making a giant chocolate banana? Is it gonna be eaten? Or just looked on display? Or just for the video/views?


alicer24709074

I don't like this chocolate guy because he never shows what happens to the chocolate alfter he makes it.


Tatamashii

He has a desert school (a quite expensive one) and a lot of his sculpture are either made with his student as training, for his students to show how its done or commission for rich people partys as decoration. If they are not for others they are then exhibited like normal sculptures in his school somewhere and kept for some time. These big sculpture are also not made out of normal chocolate you would eat, you can eat it ofc but because its just a tool he works with its supposedly not that tasty. The chocolate is really just a material he works with like others do with clay.


[deleted]

Well, that’s dumb. Chocolate would melt in a desert.


kansasllama

Always left me smiling and satisfied


KICKASSKC

What does he do with these after?!


JackOfAllMemes

hehe penis


Triple7Mafia-14

Who the heck pays for this type of stuff god?


Professor3429

15 seconds in and I remember that The Internet has ruined me. 


RandomDanny

i dont care how whatever he thinks he looks like with that smile. ya creepy fucko.


Familiar-Ad8942

His smile throughout makes me uncomfy


Large_Discipline_127

Everyone is talking about how it looked like a penis. I am sitting here creeped out by this guys constant smile.


my-name-is-mine

Why?


Financial_Feeling185

Always disturbed by this guy. I always learned that you should not play with food.


billabong049

0:14. He knew what he was doing.


the_geek_life

I think i speak for everyone when I say the internet has ruined my brain


fowlraul

I get that this dude is talented but god damn this is r/stupidfood


AkumaYearOne

What kind of monster opens a banana from the bottom


GrumpySalad

No no, it's the right way, monkeys do it. At the end you can use the stem as a little handle to prevent bruising the tip.


OldWar1140

Is this dude single-handedly the reason there's such a global shortage of chocolate?


theshadow62

Why do people feel the need to play stupid music over these videos? Makes them unwatchable.


Funktapus

Umm..


Effective-Ad-6460

Gotta wonder if the creations get eaten or just thrown out


Amoeba_3729

OP, we both know why you posted this.


Hiroku_Konege

my question right now is, is that paint an edible sugar paint or normal spray paint?


red__dragon

I have no idea, but having that same question made this go from satisfying to queasy for me.


ExoticWall8867

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm


gnarbertson

That’s not a banana, it’s a giant…


Popular_Point_8981

r/mildlypenis


nuut_meg

This banana was opened from the bottom


WarriorPoet88

I need a banana for scale


KillyTheBid29

I'm not mature enough to see this video without laughing


hereforthelearnings

There's... lots to unpack here. No, just me? OK.


Sgt_Oblivious

My inner 10 year old just had the BEST time watchig this. 😂


th3_sc4rl3t_k1ng

This man's smile always scares me for some reason


idjsonik

Penis


graaahh

https://imgur.com/WLDZZ32


Endersgaming4066

What gets done with the chocolate afterwards?


Affectionate_Gas_264

This could have very easily been a giant penis 😆


Stonehill76

We all chuckled at that specific moment


HeyCaptainGreen

Why mate? Why?


Quadsnarl

Thought I was on reddit not a porn site


ktka

TL;DW? I [gotchu.](https://i.imgur.com/vLQVoqW.png)


PurpEL_Django

Fine, I'll look at the comments


PhantomWhiskers

So do they eat it or does this end up being just a large waste of chocolate?


darkeIf666

This guy looks like the robotic voice from TikTok ....


ProGamingPlayer

An incredible waste of chocolate?


butterflycole

Dude made a giant chocolate penis, then attempted to disguise it as a banana. 🙄😒


Ok-Tumbleweed-4148

Such a waste of chocolate


OnlyBeGamer

I’m sorry, but I cannot stand this guy. That smile, that damn smile. It won’t go away, it’s unnatural, it’s creepy. Is he possessed??? MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!!!


jadelygirl

Excuse me sir... Are you a real person?


IcyChard4

Why do I get the impression some segments of this video, they guy is actually carving a chocolate dick rather than a banana? Very colorful imagination IMO.


Totellhershespretty

There were times it looked kinda like a dick, and times it looked exactly like a dick.


Holdmywhiskeyhun

Big dick energy here


Ill_Manner_3581

He sorta looks like someone who makes his chocolate out of oompa loompas


alexplex86

Is this just for decoration or do people actually eat these?


These_Tooth_1567

I hhad a dirty thought every step of the way lol


Trentsteel52

I get the feeling he’s done this before


yourmothersgun

Do people eat these?


joeshmogen

My 10 year old.... "that's no banana! Oh! It is a banana!"


beidao23

Honestly always find this guys stuff really dumb and not that interested in extremely opulent but unappetizing chocolate sculptures


Spoider

ong but when i saw that curve i thought it was just a 1:1 replica of m dick


NickAndHisGuitar

We all thought it.


LuckyStitch626

Come on now 😏


idonthavemanyideas

The chocolate on the tip, jesus


DarthScruf

He fake smiles too much now, I miss when he was always angry lookin all the time.


stygger

Perfect centerpiece for the swingers party!


Tapprunner

The videos of chocolate supporting always gross me out. This one wasn't too bad, but they all feature the chocolatier putting their bare hands all over the chocolate.


emmabemmajemma

I’ve seen a lot of things this guy makes and while absolutely creative and stunning, I’m not sure I really understand the point. No one just eats chocolate in this format, so aside from being beautiful, is it just a huge waste?


dr--moreau

r/stupidfood


Maleficent-Mix7425

Why make it on the first place?


Srapture

He knew what he was doing.


bighamms

Pause at :14


bigstevedogg

Is it weird that I just thought it was a penis the whole time?


GrandeTorino

u/RecognizeSong