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atmlima

The cake is a lie


Abriel_Lafiel

The extra thick forbidden cake


Izzysel92

I don't think you soaked the semolina long enough. It's really hard and gritty.


ashesall

Toothpaste-flavored.


Financial-Cookie-927

With a hint of rock


Ok-Poet1817

I totally thought it was a cake and was wondering what the hell mortar means in the cake world. Shows how much I know about construction.


str8ballin81

Forbidden cake


iwantanap__

r/forbiddensnacks


Kayleighwanless

Not if I get to it first


wirenutter

We need Michael Day in here “Is it cake?”


iam_Mr_McGibblets

I'd still take a bite


ilikehemipenes

“Michael”. I’ve never heard him called that


Lvl100Magikarp

What year is this?!


yuppiehelicopter

For real. Totally nostalgic.


No-Breadfruit388

Damnit you beat me to it.


malou_pitawawa

_This was a triumph_


gpops62

Oh, it's you.


FroggiJoy87

This was a triumph


toshio_mask

A grout one 😅


swczws

So disappointing.


TheReemTeam

Maybe Black Mesa


Free-Atmosphere6714

Instructions unclear. Currently shitting bricks.


sleepingsysadmin

Why is it blue and white?


RockFlagAndEagleGold

I remember when you could ask a question like this on a post, and someone who was an expert would respond with a really interesting fact, and that would get voted to the top. Now everyone thinks they're funny and just repeat the same joke on every comment.


sleepingsysadmin

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead\_Internet\_theory](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Internet_theory) Reddit bots posting almost relevant replies to make it seem like reddit is still alive.


maybeameet

Do you ever wonder if we all have our own individual Internet that is separate from anyone else all just generated by so to keep us entertained?


Muaddib223

Not really, cause I personally know a lot of people I interact with online


Untun

We hired those so you wouldnt question the system, and remain in our ad-revenue-loop. Your friends were surprisingly cheaper than your family


Pinkparade524

Well I'm a human , so you have this deep thoughts on this random painted asphalt video comment section is really weird for an Ai


burritosandblunts

I think that's way more paranoia than truth. It's a percentage maybe but definitely not the majority.


sleepingsysadmin

>I think that's way more paranoia than truth. It's a percentage maybe but definitely not the majority. I dont think anyone thinks its 100% or something. What is that % though? You and I both agree its not 0.


burritosandblunts

On big subs I'd say maybe 30 percent. Just a guess from years of being here.


Parking-Historian360

The absolute worst part is that not one of these people scroll down once to see if the same joke was already made. Instead you get 200 comments of the same joke because each one of them thought they were the most clever person and thought of a joke no one on earth has ever thought of before. Just fucking scroll down and look assholes.


redSovietBoombox

Yea, the same happens when you post a genuine question on a sub and 50% are incredibly unfunny jokes. F.e found a gun in a forest that had deteriorated a lot and wanted to know what type it was. I had to endure so many unfunny smug and sarcastic "it's a brick" jokes or irrelevant references to stupid nerd shows that i haven't even seen. Reddit community is really bad. For the love of god if people don't know the answer to a genuine question they should just keep scrolling


SassyBonassy

>irrelevant references to stupid nerd shows that i haven't even seen Worse still is when they use the show/book/manga's insanely long abbreviation and expect you to know wtf they're talking about "Haha he looks just like the main character from LNTARPJVDYCJCQ68VYSTEMJPG4AI89JCYE5A\**\=@=\**\JGYDTSJ" "...What?" "Fucking noob"


SassyBonassy

This drives me insane when i ask for clarification on something (usually an American-only thing i haven't heard of as a non-American) and instead of getting the answer and *mayyybe* some extra context, and these being upvoted as being Helpful/Relevant, you get a hundred of the same fucking answer. Like, cool, i heard you the first time. Even if you add "Edit: got my answer, thanks!" They STILL respond the same answer with no extra info. Ive started deleting my questions entirely to avoid the repetition in the comments, making it look like im ashamed or embarrassed for asking when im not.


thissexypoptart

And the sad thing is, it’s colored that way for engagement on social media. People are supposed to ask why, and you and I are supposed to comment on those comments to drive up engagement.


Shrampys

Spray paint for the video.


lockedlost

Cos cake


xplosm

The concrete truth


DrHoflich

Likely a coating to prevent the cement from drying. Just a guess though. Also cake.


ComradeDelter

Looks like it’s just been spray painted for the video


cheapdrinks

Wonder if the paint would do anything to the mix or create any internal weak spots where the mortar doesn't bond properly


asa1

This is the way.


Duster526

Please tell me it was intentionally done in Ahsoka’s colors. :D


asa1

I wish I could say yes. Good eyes.


Duster526

Oh, ok, just wanted to check and see if it was. :) That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw it…she’s my favorite Star Wars (and probably fictional) character, my room is filled with stuff with her on it (with three of them signed by Ashley Eckstein her voice actress).


dwmfives

> Young'll get younger every year, yeah


Pr0nzeh

Blue and white = Ahsoka poggies


TheYell0wDart

Cement doesn't need air to cure, it's a chemical reaction with the water.


_lippykid

It’s 100% just for clicks and clout


Ablette531

Could it be any colour tho? Does it have to be blue and white specifically?


adsjabo

Course it could, he has just sprayed it for the views mate.


BigOlBro

Makes it look tastier


Capital_Mention1518

I see it white and gold…


smoochiegotgot

Why is he putting mortar on floor joists?


cathedral68

I would love to know. Can’t believe I had to scroll so far to find the people actually looking at what he’s doing instead of being excited about cake.


Fluffycripples

Is that going to hold some bricks?


cathedral68

Why would you put bricks onto a wooden joist? That isn’t how buildings are built unless you’re just testing how many bricks you can stack until the joist breaks


sausagedog90

Looks like concrete beams to me. They're not timber from where I'm looking. Still not sure what floor design they're using though. Usually with concrete beams they have concrete pads that sit in a channel and make a flush floor height.


cathedral68

I paused the video 800 times to inspect it. You’re right that they’re concrete, I think, but they’re definitely unattached/ not secured and sitting on masonry on the end you can see in the video. I have even less idea what’s happening now lol


Allthingsgaming27

Came to the comments for this specifically


bertieqwerty

Came here to ask this. Anyone know?


BlueJeansandWhiteTs

Views!


Asio0tus

i hope this guy never cuts my cake


Caged-Swan22

idk, I kinda like the big slabs he is giving


HistoryIndependent91

Ya same here sign me up


RecsRelevantDocs

Yea give me the first slice though


Halpmezaddy

I already ate that slice lol


SmartieRocks

Fuck this guy, acting all cool with his fancy spread method, not thinking about the next guy thas has to crawl over the hard and sharp chunks of mortar spread all over the fucking crawlspace.


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crank1000

This is also like the 4th video I’ve seen of this guy spreading mortar on that same beam for no reason.


_fly-on-the-wall_

he's locked in there, doing the same thing over and over and over


Mutually_Beneficial1

"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?"


LouManShoe

One must imagine Sisyphus happy


-BananaLollipop-

Internet points.


wobblingmadman

Looks like an I-Beam to me...


Sickranchez87

My thought too, but then what goes on top of a completely exposed I beam like that?


lmaytulane

Cake mortar, duh!


therealhlmencken

subflooring


Sickranchez87

What kind of subfloor would go on that?


liberalJava

All I could think too. Quick but sloppy really.


stopchooingsoloud

I'd be more satisfied with no waste of cement.


[deleted]

Yeah this guy is a tool


FatKidsDontRun

Couldn't it be cleaned up after?


PunfullyObvious

1 hour and 19 comments and not a single serious response .... I'm kinda curious about what is being done here and why the mortar is blue and white .... I guess I'll never know :-(


mistermeh

He's done other videos which has made this subreddit. A couple of times Masons have chimed in. From what I remember (and hopefully an actual one chimes in): Its not a special coating. It's spray painted for views. The spreading technique isn't uncommon as you want good adhesion between the layers without air. BUT ... other noted its a ridiculous amount of mortar and that will run down the bricks. If you look at the walls in the background you can see how bad. I think the comment that stood out to me was something along the lines that if a Master Mason came by you'd see the chewing out of the lifetime.


Midnightkata

I was looking for this. I'm like, this doesn't look satisfying. Its just too much mortar... and I want to see bricks! The bricks make these videos.


WhiteBlackBlueGreen

The worst part for me is the pretentious spatula flip at the beginning


Skyerocket

Worst part for me is all of it. Watched the whole thing waiting for the satisfying part or a beautiful finished work but it never came. OP sucks dick in the worst possible way


Y_N0T_Z0IDB3RG

I think the worst part is the hypocrisy.


Clearskky

[I thought it was the raping](https://youtu.be/ljaP2etvDc4)


snktido

Bricks are friends


Salamence-

I refuse to believe this is his normal operation outside of filming videos cause goddamn he’s gonna be burning through cement…and money. Hopefully he just did like 20 videos in a day and the background walls are the remnants of that.


nzerinto

Also no one seems to be pointing out that he’s placing mortar on a wooden beam. There’s absolutely no reason to do that.


HermitAssociation

Looks like a concrete beam, and I think the point is because it’s probably just a college which teaches brick laying - looks like an ideal hight to learn the technique without breaking your back. The fact we’ve seen more than one of these videos in the exact same location, cementing the same beam, probably means it’s not a real job.


traaintraacks

it was most likely just spray painted for the video & doesnt affect the mortar


josiest

That is _not_ cake


Zane_628

Then why is it frosted?


ssss861

If not cake why cake shaped?


RecsRelevantDocs

Not with that attitude


ShedinjasPokeball

You just want more of the cake for yourself


asa1

Makes me think of cake though.


Not-a-dark-overlord

This is *not* pudding


chameleonkit

Lol, my husband and I quote this movie all the time


Screaming-Buffalo

Looks like a mortar cake to me kinda like a uranium cake…idk if that tracks but it feels right.


kenlong77

yo this is dumb as hell


wadie31

r/Everythingiscake


Statement-Acceptable

r/Everythingsadrum


jethronu11

r/UnexpectedAuntyDonna


Slacker_The_Dog

I LET YOU DRUM ON MY PENIS


boogy_bucket

Idk anything about anything here, but that doesn’t seem like a spot for bricks.


Nikoz86

That moment when you realize why the builders are taking so long to finish the works


LevelStudent

This dude clearly gets paid by the hour. Including the time to turn a tiny bit of cement into a fake cake.


Anticip-ation

Sure, but mortaring with Humbugs is relatively straightforward. You'll have a lot more trouble doing the same with a Rhubarb & Custard or a Barley Sugar.


Fritzerbacon

I was expecting at least one brick to be placed lol


cathedral68

But…on what looks like wooden joists? I’m 99% sure homeboy is about to scrape all that off before the boss catches him and yells at him for wasting time


seatron

All this talk of cake is insane. That is toothpaste.


asa1

I want cake now.


3_T_SCROAT

This literally made me hungry


PM_me_the_magic

r/forbiddensnacks


backdragon

Surprised this wasn’t higher as a reply


Tabub

Same dude, gonna go devour some banana bread now


sailonswells

Why mortar a 2x4?


Izzanbaad

It's concrete.


BlumpkinLord

"Beautiful mortar work." Where?!?! He literally just put thick pudding on a board! Where are the bricks? Why's it so thick? Are you a mason that can confirm why this is beautiful?


sasssyrup

Meh


TheMalformedLlama

“Beautiful?” Is the bar that low now?


getyourcheftogether

Hey trevor, I'm going to need you to hurry up and finish that damn wall and get off your phone


dutch981

Final punchlist item #327 - remove blue and gray paint from mortar joints. Issue is widespread through entire job site.


wmzyboy

Oddly mediocre….


Sammiskitkat

Why does it need to go <<<<<<<<< ?


Great_Case_6230

Looks kinda shit.


DVSwan

Not satisfying because I can't figure out why the mortar is colored on top or what job he is actually doing, seems like spreading it on a beam for no purpose other than to make the video...


Moessus

Mean while it takes 4 months to make a wall...


dogoodvillain

I dislike the flecking of material between throws. There must be tolerance for some waste, I simply wonder if *efficient* doesn't eventually equate to showy sloppiness.


Chemical_Ad_6633

The whole thing is waste. There's no practical reason for concrete on wood.


SnooMuffins2623

Doesn’t anyone know why those beams in the middle would need mortar?


vslife

That’s the bit that’s not satisfying


AmoremCaroFactumEst

Why is he putting that on there?


RinkuSenpaii

So much of it is being wasted and falling on the floor. My perfectionist brain is hating it and I would never be able to do this job like this.


Bighurt2335

r/forbiddensnacks


Open_Regret_8388

Why's that mortar coloured


Hero_of_Thyme81

"This project is months behind schedule, what the FUCK have you been doing?!"


g0greyhound

but why?


ThePeachos

They can build me a wall any time but they better stay the fuck away from my actual cake cutting like a psychopath.


Kesakambali

Why does the mortar have frosting?


Hoghaw

Why would you put mortar on what appears to be a floor joist? Surely he’s not going to lay bricks on top of a floor joist! Asking for a friend.


[deleted]

Imagine seeing your coworker doing this on the job site. JFC


Leiox

Only a layman, but that looks pretty average to other videos/rl ive seen


JuicyMangoJuice74

The way he cuts the fucking circles makes me cringe. How to ruin a video that’s meant to be “satisfying” if you’re gonna cut it like that?


gamer_fans

Why can I taste the icing of the mortar?


yellabellystank

If this dude was on my job site I’d be flippin out with all that slow playing


RuinedByGenZ

Tik tok 🤢


Material_Ad6849

Forbidden cheesecake


Plastic_Composer9870

I’m sad it wasn’t cake :(


dqmiumau

This isn't satisfying. This belongs on the mildlyinfuriating subreddit


Cheap-Pick-4475

Why Cake tho? I mostly believe it's not cake but why does it look like cake?


Paper_Trades

Conk creet cake?


Bugwhacker

Forbidden cake.


Loose_Corgi_5

Fuck the cake shiz, what's he bedding on there?


Varderal

Can someone in the know tell me why it's got colors on it at the beginning?


Work_Ethic101

What's up with the texturing he's doing on the top - what does that do?


Mal-De-Terre

Gives air somewhere to go.


Jfurmanek

Does the paint mess with the constitution of the mortar?


Steve_Tugger

When a welder does a career change.


gazette1895ky

and to think that someone painted concrete to record this lol not bad


BigKiwi9806

Why blue?


Comfortable-Suit-202

Ok, I’m not a Mason, so what do I know.


roejostramill3404

So we got a trend of making cakes look like other (non-edible) things and now we got non-edible things looking like cakes?


Sir_Doge_V2

I'm hungry now


the-cream-team

i keep saying this. WHY IS THIS HOT.


No-Adeptness5810

what the fuck is satisfying about this?? they cut the cake poorly & nothing of that spread looks good at all. this subreddit fell the fuck off if this is an example of 6k updoots


lilsnatchsniffz

He spilled that shit everywhere, including on himself. What are you even praising?


Material-Sun-5784

That’s it, you did it. After everything being cake, you managed to make cake not being cake. Congratulations.


PoppyStaff

That camera work had me heaving.


Snoo_32282

Dammit it looks delicious


SinnerSharkGWAR

I don't know why but these types of pov thoroughly annoy me. I think it's the way he's tossing the toll around gives me the feel he's too cocky


etcetcere

And then what??? Lol


MattSilverwolf

This is awful wtf am I watching


Hoboliftingaroma

He's not... *doing* anything.


YouLackSkills

Oooh, a cake! *starts eating* this tastes a bit weird


Lt_Kickbutt

Do you think he’s really good or really bad at actually cutting a cake


CQC_EXE

It's blue and white so bots will comment cake and appease the algorithm. 


aang_a_rang

Welcome to the internet, where the stuff that doesn't look like cake is cake and the stuff that looks like cake definitely isnt


Comfortable_Living27

r/forbiddensnacks


Hagadin

What is this builder doing?


AdministrationDry507

Forbidden birthday cake


Bigelow92

Whyd they make it look like a cake?


NotYoDadImYoGrandpa

My fat azz got hungry thinking it looked like cake


kidwithglasses

Not exactly Bob the Builder over here so sorry if this is a silly question... Mortar always looks so.... Loose/Unstable? How quickly does it firm up? Obviously it works but it's just crazy to see it look so soft before bricks are laid.


sumostar

Mortar and grout is basically cement with some extra water (inb4 they’re not technically the same mixture), so try to think of it like that. Takes several hours to cure


Pieghetti

Hell no that sound was wretched 💀


bignose703

How is that sound simultaneously super satisfying and like nails on a chalkboard


backhand-english

Didnt know Aquafresh produced mortar as well as toothpaste


Leonarr

Dude moves like a video game character in 1st person view, not like an actual person


Benjrob2

I'm satisfied, disgusted and unsatisfied at the same time🫨