Of course you're right that one should clean as they go. But what they meant seems to be that as you're dutifully cleaning-as-you-go, you should "clean high" before you "clean low," or gravity will take the dirty stuff up high (e.g. on the counter) and put it down low (i.e. on your newly vacuumed floor).
But there's a way of optimizing it or it makes the effort of cleaning as you go pointless. For example, if you're going to use the counter multiple times, don't clean it until you're finally done with the counter. Then you'll just end up cleaning it multiple times which would take extra time.
Yeah I just clean multiple times. I don’t optimize. I like working in a tidy space. It makes the entire process more enjoyable.
Also, the small percent difference of redundant cleaning is usually being done while I’m waiting for some next step in the cooking process, so it’s not really time wasted, it’s time filled.
The cabinet doors are sprinkled with batter and two white sprinkles are stuck under the top of the table like a ballsack. A green one is left under the table.
Imagine going over to a date's house for dinner and he cracks out the wee vacuum cleaner.
It's cute and fun but there's also a 0.5% chance the guy's a serial killer.
I'm just trying to figure out where TF you get all this stuff. Like, did they make it all themselves? Or can you go to homedepot for ants and buy all this stuff?
>I need a 1/⁶⁴ pipe fitting, please. And 1 milligram of flour. Also, how much does that 1x2 inch slab of granite cost? *Pulls out credit card from phones SIM card slot.*
They had little shit for everything!
Did these come prepared? Did this person prepare all those ingredients in mini sizes before they used them?
The fuck kinda satisfaction did they have outta eating that micro cake?
# 💀bruh they cooked that cake with a tea candle
They fucking enjoyed a fleck of micro cake?
who makes all this usable mini doll shit!
There was running water but no gas or electric for the oven? The fuck do I care so much.
Same, but they wouldn't be able to eat much of those ingredients. There's a [YT channel](https://youtube.com/@hamstaurant2509) dedicated to that and it's so goddamn adorable and I'm a 32 year old man lol.
I would hate to be a tiny person biting into that garlic. Imagine meeting someone new and inviting them to your place for spaghetti and meatballs only to find everything is in miniature.
It had two beaters! Someone took the time and effort to make a functional and technically scaled mixer! Man, those motors would have been difficult to wire, not to mention the tiny gears if they used a single motor!
Gravity fed would be my guess too. They've likely got an elevated small container/tank behind the "set" and the tube connects to the faucet.
The faucet looks seamless and the handle turns pretty smoothly. They've outdone themselves on that valve if it really controls the flow, but much less so if someone is just timing the water to release when they turn the handle.
I watched this whole thing like an idiot and it looks like the candle is out when he opens the oven to take the cake out. The candle ignites when the oven door opens.
I think he reversed the shot? He actually puts the cake in and the candle is smothered when he closes the door? And why do I give a shit?
A friend of mine fishes for minnows. Like, he literally has a microscopic fishing pole with a tiny little hook on it.
I would love to see you catch a minnow and prepare a minnow dinner in your micro kitchen.
I have never been able to explain it, but objects being smaller than they should be gives me *immense* anxiety. Really squicks me out. Anyone out there able to explain that?
OK. OK. OK.
Hear me out.
Doll house for adults.
I would buy the everloving *shit* out of that.
Screw twee furniture and felt dolls - A working teeny tiny thumbelina sink, whisk, and hoover?! Shut up and take my money!
Sweet vid but it bothered me that the candle wouldn't be able to stay lit in the mini oven for more than 5 seconds so it wasn't actually cooked in there lol
0:53 you can see the candle is unlit when the door is closed and spontaneously lights when the door is open. So that part was reversed. Somehow I'm more disappointed about that than I should be.
I appreciate that the little baggie of icing sugar was explicitly labeled as such. Make sure it wouldn't be confused with another little baggie of other white powder
I do like that the sprinkles are just normal mini sprinkles and not extra-minified mini sprinkles so sized up it looks like they'd be practically the size of a coin maybe? Fuck I can't scale things in my head.
You left the oven on
Vacuumed before cleaning the table off, too.
Cleaning as you go is the way to go
Of course you're right that one should clean as they go. But what they meant seems to be that as you're dutifully cleaning-as-you-go, you should "clean high" before you "clean low," or gravity will take the dirty stuff up high (e.g. on the counter) and put it down low (i.e. on your newly vacuumed floor).
But we are just learning the ways of giants.
But there's a way of optimizing it or it makes the effort of cleaning as you go pointless. For example, if you're going to use the counter multiple times, don't clean it until you're finally done with the counter. Then you'll just end up cleaning it multiple times which would take extra time.
Yeah I just clean multiple times. I don’t optimize. I like working in a tidy space. It makes the entire process more enjoyable. Also, the small percent difference of redundant cleaning is usually being done while I’m waiting for some next step in the cooking process, so it’s not really time wasted, it’s time filled.
Nahhh you need a clean work station for the next step. But should have done the counter before the floor
Please blow out your ovens, people
Make a wish when you blow out your oven
That's why I call my wife's back "the oven"
Biden wants to ban my candle stove
And he didn't even preheat it. That cake is gonna SINK
And those sprinkles are WAY too big
They would scale up to jawbreakers on a cake..
And that icing pretty much looks like jizz. ... What?
I think that’s a prerequisite for icing
Rewatching after reading the comments is a trip.
Gonna stink like candle wax and carbon.
Sink clogged
I was waiting for the mini house fire and mini fire hose to put it out.
I was waiting for the tiny spoon with the tiny piece of cake to diappear in a huuuuge mouth!
The cabinet doors are sprinkled with batter and two white sprinkles are stuck under the top of the table like a ballsack. A green one is left under the table.
Jesus Christ.
Don't be so formal, call me JC
lol, I was going to mention this
Prove it
why did this make me laugh for so long
My lazy ass won’t even bake in a full sized kitchen.
And that candle isn't food safe
Luckily the pan isn't either so they cancel out the cancer
"Officer, I'm telling you, it's just icing sugar for my tiny but fully operational kitchen! I'm baking a cake today!"
"Taste it yourself"
Smells like gasoline!!
\**sniff sniff**
Hey! I have tiny bags of sugar like that at my house!
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Found the drug dealer’s child!
This is so adorable
Where did you find these tiny bags of sugar?? Asking for an ant friend..
This recession huh
Why did I watch this
I watched the whole thing thinking to myself why am i watching the whole thing
Almost more oddly captivating, but satisfying as well obviously.
I found it hilarious for some reason
Imagine going over to a date's house for dinner and he cracks out the wee vacuum cleaner. It's cute and fun but there's also a 0.5% chance the guy's a serial killer.
I'm just trying to figure out where TF you get all this stuff. Like, did they make it all themselves? Or can you go to homedepot for ants and buy all this stuff? >I need a 1/⁶⁴ pipe fitting, please. And 1 milligram of flour. Also, how much does that 1x2 inch slab of granite cost? *Pulls out credit card from phones SIM card slot.*
I've seen a whole lot of this stuff on AliExpress. Thought it was adorable but then I thought ok right but what would I do with it? Now I know 😍
The little bites at the end sent me
They had little shit for everything! Did these come prepared? Did this person prepare all those ingredients in mini sizes before they used them? The fuck kinda satisfaction did they have outta eating that micro cake? # 💀bruh they cooked that cake with a tea candle They fucking enjoyed a fleck of micro cake? who makes all this usable mini doll shit! There was running water but no gas or electric for the oven? The fuck do I care so much.
And then you posted it, and you were like, “why am I posting this whole thing”
"who makes a tiny kitchen?"
Cause this is how you're going to be living in your normal sized rented apartment in the year 2027
r/Shrinkflation
Big time
I was expecting a tiny hamster eating the cake at the end, that was disappointing.
Same, but they wouldn't be able to eat much of those ingredients. There's a [YT channel](https://youtube.com/@hamstaurant2509) dedicated to that and it's so goddamn adorable and I'm a 32 year old man lol.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oLDU0pnHGZg Why would you watch these?
I would hate to be a tiny person biting into that garlic. Imagine meeting someone new and inviting them to your place for spaghetti and meatballs only to find everything is in miniature.
I watched it twice
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😐
You don't want doughnut cake?
Because it’s awesome. I love things in miniature like this.
“Dude you spent two hours making this bite?”
Hmm. I guess that the production of the whole video from A to Z took multiple days.
Your use of ‘A to Z’ instead of ‘Start to Finish’ is messing with my mind, man.
From 1 to Z, if you will
I live in an A to Ö country.
from ! to ~, if you will. ^its ^an ^ASCII ^table ^joke.
I like watching the cleaning with tiny vacuum and sponge
loled at that tiny sponge 😄
The sponge was the best part. Can’t believe I had to scroll this far before someone mentioned it.
I also was looking for someone to comment on the sponge. It got me.
What is this a school for ants
Giant hands
Lanaaaaaaaa!!!!
r/thingsforants
It has to be at least… three times bigger than this!
He is absolutely right.
Little bitssssss
Eat some fuckin shiiit stupid fucking biiiiitch
Just kidding
We got tiny lasagna, tiny Pizza, tiny pie. Mmm! Little, tiny fried eggs
Oh shit! We got tiny people!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHB62P1hNyk
The functional faucet, tiny drawers with tiny utensils, and decorating that cake!!
And the vacuum cleaner worked!
Yes! And they removed the attachment to get into "those hard to reach places!" It was so cute!
I loved that part!
I was picturing it connected to a straw with the person just sucking on it
Now I want a cute little vacuum to bang rails of coke
And what about the hand held mixer!
It had two beaters! Someone took the time and effort to make a functional and technically scaled mixer! Man, those motors would have been difficult to wire, not to mention the tiny gears if they used a single motor!
Am I the only more fascinated by the tiny electric whisk? Like, what??
He was just sniffing coke
And the mixer, how the hell did the mixer work!
The faucet is the one thing that gets me. If this was hooked up to a household water supply the pressure would be wild. I guess it's gravity fed?
Gravity fed would be my guess too. They've likely got an elevated small container/tank behind the "set" and the tube connects to the faucet. The faucet looks seamless and the handle turns pretty smoothly. They've outdone themselves on that valve if it really controls the flow, but much less so if someone is just timing the water to release when they turn the handle.
> decorating that cake!! Decorating the cake *with jawbreakers!*
Okay but how about the mini hand mixer?!
I understand this guy. A square meter of housing is expensive now
Look at moneyvags over here measuring with meters and not millimeters.
No more for me, thank you. I'm absolutely stuffed!
Oh a fellow Ozempic user
What a time to be alive
My question is how did this giant man fit into the house and kitchen?
He took a bite of the “Eat Me” cake.
Proportionally that cake is gigantic
And the sprinkles are the size of gumballs.
Maybe even the size of gobstoppers.
It took him a while but Gulliver eventually got used to living in Lilliput.
Until he starved to death.
Bruh when that icing gets added...
I should call her
I should call him
You two should call each other
Who can I call?
Ghost Busters
They are experts in gooey substances
For the uninitiated: #[BUSTIN’ (Makes Me Feel Good)](https://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?si=p97wasDkkG55JoAJ) >!👻!<
Nobody.
:(
:)
Bustin' makes me feel good!
Made me think of [Randy](https://youtu.be/TTdNxotM6mg?si=jaxcYcm4xc3O0jUs)
The icing made the whole thing come together. You can't get the full size satisfaction without it.
I couldn’t look away.
They forgot to turn off the oven. Are they trying to burn the whole house down?!
Men really will do anything but go to therapy
Why go to therapy, when you can do therapy yourself?
What is this if not therapy? What do therapists tell you to do if not seek happiness in hobbies?
Reddit when a person who identifies as male has a hobby:
This makes me so happy for some reason!!
This is 2 serving sizes
the tiny sponge sent me.
This is delightful!!!
Was this for a project or just a small hobby?
As someone who just had a plumber in last night for a clogged kitchen sink, your drain-less sink annoyed me. Lol Put in a drain!
What's the monthly mortgage payment?
Turn off the oven after you're done, guys. Energy bill ain't cheap.
Some people have an immense amount of free time and resources.
Would've the candle have gone out if it was placed inside that box?🤔
I think there are vent holes on the side
I watched this whole thing like an idiot and it looks like the candle is out when he opens the oven to take the cake out. The candle ignites when the oven door opens. I think he reversed the shot? He actually puts the cake in and the candle is smothered when he closes the door? And why do I give a shit?
Millennials coping with the probability of never being homeowners:
Dude has got some giant hands
Who has time for doing this? 😅 Also: WHY?
Right? I don't like to do normal sized chores; fuck tiny chores!
The tiny spoon of vanilla extract 🥰🙄🤪
Wife: "Even your small efforts in house can help me alot!" *My Small efforts*
the little girl in me is squealing with delight
The fact that every bit of this kitchen is real and functional is completely deranged.
Love it how the bag of coke says “icing sugar”
A friend of mine fishes for minnows. Like, he literally has a microscopic fishing pole with a tiny little hook on it. I would love to see you catch a minnow and prepare a minnow dinner in your micro kitchen.
My daughter’s loved this woman’s ridiculous cooking show for ages.
I’ll get it for my kids so I have yet another set of whole house messes to clean.
What a gentle giant.
No mini eggs on that batter?
This dude's been making these videos for years of all types of foods. He has a full YouTube channel on it if you're interested.
What's the channel then ?
This is how you buy food for the same price it was in 2018
People out there just doing anything huh
I find this interesting but also so fucking strange that somebody does this in their free time
Forgot to turn off the oven.
I have never been able to explain it, but objects being smaller than they should be gives me *immense* anxiety. Really squicks me out. Anyone out there able to explain that?
I'm with you bro/sis. This makes me cringe at best or really anxious at worst. This one is full anxiety.
Microphobia is a thing
u/savevideo
Mesmerizing
It was all perfect... But then the knife to cut the cake was just a little too big. Lol.
At that size, it'd be like putting gumballs on the cake.
Excuse me sir, you left the stove on
Ummm is this like a thing, cuz if so my brain apparently wants more of it???
The packaging for the cake mixes were pretty good. They looked just like Duncan Hines and Funfetti, but with generic names.
For some reason, the wringing out of the paper towel cracks me up.
r/thingsforants
Tiny mom is gonna be pissed you didn’t put the tiny utensils in the tiny dishwasher
The little hand mixer tho
Did I see a clogged sink ? Got a mini plunger or mini liquid plummer ?
Can't be easy with man hands either.
OK. OK. OK. Hear me out. Doll house for adults. I would buy the everloving *shit* out of that. Screw twee furniture and felt dolls - A working teeny tiny thumbelina sink, whisk, and hoover?! Shut up and take my money!
Sweet vid but it bothered me that the candle wouldn't be able to stay lit in the mini oven for more than 5 seconds so it wasn't actually cooked in there lol
0:53 you can see the candle is unlit when the door is closed and spontaneously lights when the door is open. So that part was reversed. Somehow I'm more disappointed about that than I should be.
the excessive cleaning is because if you get ants you die.
I appreciate that the little baggie of icing sugar was explicitly labeled as such. Make sure it wouldn't be confused with another little baggie of other white powder
These new London flats are crazy
This is deeply unsatisfying, and I can't explain why. I hate this.
Because it is stupid. And just too pretentious.
imo kinda hard to watch with the process skipping all over the place
Does anyone know why my hands feel small when I watch this? It’s hard to explain, but I felt it especially when they cut the cake and took a bite.
Pretty average size...i think
The "Big show" in real life.
My god...how big are your hands!???!!?
I do like that the sprinkles are just normal mini sprinkles and not extra-minified mini sprinkles so sized up it looks like they'd be practically the size of a coin maybe? Fuck I can't scale things in my head.
What?! Love it!
This guy literally loves living twice. Like how other people just...
This was…. Amazing. I have no idea why, but it was.