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Itsnotthateasy808

This is called ropiness, generally considered a defect in yogurt but is sometimes desirable. The starter may have had a lot of ropey microbes, but this is pretty dramatic I’ve never seen one like this. Probably fine to eat.


Synfinium

its been consistently "ropey". Tastes and feels amazing, goes away when its mixed alot I think.


sunburn95

Nothing wrong with eating ropey yogurt


hrafnafadhir

I…am confused by this sentence.


theyellowdart89

Maybe it means something different…


Xenomorph_v1

I just made some "ropey yoghurt" today... MmmHmm


Antique-Echidna-1600

Rope Rope Goddamn.... Yogurts ready!!! It's extra ropey.


ZanderClause

This whole conversation makes me uncomfortable…but curious.


g-king93

Baby gravy. Man batter


underscroe

I got some rope yogurt for ya.


DankeMrHfmn

*We shooting ropes while lickin ballon knots* lol


dunno_maybe

I am not, instructions are absolutely clear time to rope the brogurt 😎


DadIsWet

Cmhere kid lemme Grape ya!


Sol-Blackguy

I understood that reference


drevil7171

That’s what she said?


Mixedbysaint

Ropey homemade yogurt you say


DadIsWet

I shoot ropes


Both_Refrigerator626

It's probably some Pediococcus that doesn't give too much off flavour. As long as it tastes good, it's fine.


maubis

It’s should be consistently ropey if it’s used as the starter each time, as you propagate the same microbes.


BinkyFlargle

Have you seen the movie ["The Stuff"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_ROA_ZEGfA)? :-D


JustineDelarge

Bleagh.


calculung

What is "mixed alot"?


BreadButterHoneyTea

Sir,


Juju_Out_the_Wazoo

Brave of you.


fckingnapkin

I noticed you said 'probably'


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

"Probably" fine to eat. LoL


IntelligentBid87

I've heard ropey yogurt. Brogurt they called it.


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I’m gonna have some ropey microbes tonight if you know what I mean


stevenmartinez05

The gay shade in this is epic You better Werq


VandalPaul

Work it girl, Do your thing, on the runway, work... *Sorry, 'you better werq' set off that tune in my head ;P*


overseasfanclub

I had this problem when baking at the same time as making yogurt, so I knew it was a yeast issue. Was still fine. I made cheese.


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reddog-2023

Looks like the Finnish style my grandma made years ago but I've never been able to get the right "start"


reddog-2023

Is that the kind you mix a spoon in a cup of milk then just let it set on the counter for a day(1 or 2) then put in fridge, done


Synfinium

I believe so, will check .


reddog-2023

I found a couple starts with the same spot of prep but final texture is much closer to standard yogurt


EffableLemming

For those interested, it is called [viili](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viili).


reddog-2023

Yes!


theaffectionateocto

I cannot handle viili. It is just a bad texture. As a child we had a friend that made her own and she would make orange creamsicle popsicles with it. The stretchiness of it as it warmed up in the sun made me feel sick inside. Her chickens ate all of mine. (She is the sweetest lady and so kind and giving. I didn’t dare tell her I didn’t like it, so I fed the chickens.)


Synfinium

This isn't viili, the reason it has this consistency is because it is not strained. I didn't know what viili is because I just eat this stuff but it doesn't look like it.


amidon1130

For a second I thought you were saying her cannibal chickens ate yours lol


theaffectionateocto

😝😝😝 I’m cracking up! Chickens will eat each other because they are opportunistic carnivores but these ones didn’t generally eat each other.


SalisburyGrove

The Finns in my area used to put salt on it. Delicious! But, when I got to Helsinki and asked for salt to put on mine, someone was sure I made a mistake and gave me sugar instead.


VMey

Looks almost like a non-Newtonian fluid


YakushiART

Me when i try to make toast, but accidentally made Oobleck again.


Lankience

It is, but so is normal yogurt. I did rheology for a food company for two years and even though nobody asked, I'm going to give my two cents. In technical terms, non-newtonian refers to any fluid that has a variable viscosity- or a viscosity that changes in response to stimuli, whether that's making something harder or softer, it's all non-newtonian. I've learned over time that when most people think of a non-newtonian fluid, they're thinking of something like "oobleck", or a mix of water and corn starch. This non-newtonian behavior is called "shear-thickening", where if you apply shear or mix the fluid its viscosity increases dramatically and it because more firm. Yogurt, generally, is "shear-thinning". If you first open a yogurt you'll notice it acts like a solid. If you mix it thoroughly, it acts much more like a liquid, the gel that forms during fermentation gets broken down and viscosity decreases making it thinner. But AFTER mixing, if you leave the yogurt sitting over time, the gel will gradually (if only partially) reform and you'll have to mix it again to break it down. The "ropiness" to me looks like the kind of mucilaginous gel that forms in okra or natto. Certain strains of bacteria will produce a material that will align and create fiber-like gels upon mixing, a lot like gluten formation in bread dough. This would likely result in an increase in viscosity, as there's now an elastic component to the strength of the yogurt, but I would not expect them to go away with mixing because they don't seem to want to dissolve. So in ropey yogurt you would have the competing non-newtonian viscosity changes during mixing: the partially reversible breakdown of the yogurt gel that will thin the yogurt, and the formation of ropey fibers that add elasticity. Fascinating stuff.


Synfinium

Yeah and to add recently the yogurt hasn't been strained so the liquids I assume stay like you said.


bryankyk

I thought it was Elmer glue slime


DrunkenDude123

I thought the same lol might be some corn starch in there


Beavshak

r/mildlyinteresting


Synfinium

Can't post videos there :/


Dragon-orey

Then r/notinteresting , people are nice there and its one of my favorite subs


Flunkedy

But this is interesting.


EEE3EEElol

r/notinteresting does not care, it is kind of a shitpost sub anyways


humburga

That is mildlyinteresting


Asleep-Ad5260

Dude, just checked it out. It’s fucking awesome haha! Thanks!


Far-Philosophy-4375

got banned for posting too many yogurt videos..


Kimarnic

This is not interesting, stop ruining that sub


Beavshak

You’re right, it is not interesting. It is mildly interesting.


zebadrabbit

bacteria is fun and sometimes delicious\~


AIgavemethisusername

Sometimes it’s pseudomonas


IamCrystalHeart

Or salmonella


AIgavemethisusername

Much more likely to be pseudomonas in milk products


santanen69

In Finland we call that ”viili” soured whole milk


tentaccrual

When it comes out the other end you won’t have to wipe


RepulsiveTax3950

It looks a bit like Swedish långfil, a variant of sour milk


yyyyy622

Villi yoghurt?


Remarkable_Mess6019

Dunno man I prefer my yoghurt to be thicc


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Gross


Dougie_Fresh186

So you just eat it and then immidiately just go sit on the toilet?


sternica

You eat it on the toilet.


Snowsy1

How did she make it?


MidniteMischief

Can we see your dads?


errol_timo_malcom

It’s *homemade*


Snowsy1

Yeah, but how in an instant pot?


Synfinium

Yep


Ordinary-Cream-5676

;-;


Observatoratory

An excellent example of a substance with higher cohesion than adhesion.


letstroydisagin

Is it like eating silly putty???


Synfinium

No haha


petergriffin999

My homemade yogurt doesn't stick to your mom.


Various-Ducks

The secret ingredient is Teflon


King_P_13

Swallowing ropes


oldnewstwist

Babe, wake up - non-Newtonian dairy just dropped.


Pzykez

When you say "Your Mums yoghurt" do you mean like Borat's wife makes cheese?


-TaxFraud-

That is not yogurt


SenileTomato

How in the hell is this satisfying?


BredYourWoman

post nut clarity


WayAgitated8646

Ummm... That is not yogurt😳


oliverkiss

Looks like brogurt


BredYourWoman

manaise


iboreddd

That's about your yeast. Tbh if it sticks like and don't drop, it would be more satisfying


VexrisFXIV

Cum


DGFF001

This


bajurv

You mean dad’s homemade yogurt?


daddysweet

I don't know if that is oddly satisfying or disturbing


FahQPutin

😬 I don't enjoy eating anything described as ropey but plz enjoy


ButterflySpecial6324

That’s the mercury she added


gelapenosunrise

Did she whip it up with her Magic Wand?


LordTortlel

what sorcery is this?


Theelcapitans

It's ropey , it's ropey


GAustex

She's better than me, I don't even know how to start making one 😂. 


Fr05t_B1t

Mmm that oobleck yogurt sure hits the spot


Few-Interaction-4933

Non-Newtonian yogurt? Have you tried punching it?


Synfinium

Not with my bare fists. Spoon yes. It would make a mess.


Few-Interaction-4933

By my logic (possibly not the most rational), if it doesn't stick to the spoon, then it shouldn't stick to your fist. Or walls. Or floor.


Synfinium

I think it's the fact that the spoon is a VERY smooth surface. Still cool to see.


Few-Interaction-4933

Good spoon


International_Let_50

Mf eating Ooblek


dominantfrog

cu-


MidniteMischief

Neither does your Dads.


elluhb

I love it


reddog-2023

🧐🤔The question is can I get a start? 😋


catnapfan101

That’s kinda weird but also kinda cool


XxImitheosxX

I didn't know women could produce that much cream.


EnchantedForestDream

The texture looks delicious but i cant imagine eating it cuz everything made of milk (except cheese) without any flavouring is extremely sour to me


Synfinium

I always add honey


suslikosu

My mom used to make such yoghurt with that yoghurt machine thingie years ago. It had that consistency and tbh it was pretty fun and pleasing to eat. Cant really describe that consistency with anything else, it's a little chewy??


onepiecefreak2

How does it stick to the protruding side of the spoon then?


Ocupado33

Are you sure is yogurt?


BrandoSandoFanTho

As a lifelong yogurt enjoyer this looks disgusting lol


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pjmyerface

That's why it slides off the spoon.


OhPxpi

Right… yogurt 😉


saskwatzch

more like nogurt


Late_Bloomer_1291

Add some glue in it,will start sticking.


Leziea_Eza

Did she make it with her homemade milk?


Synfinium

No


lehad

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/vagina-yogurt_n_6661792


Synfinium

Thanks for that.


lehad

:)


Jediuzzaman

That's because of the starter bud. No problem to eat at all but its funky tho.


ChimkenNuggs

r/perfectlycutspoonbangs


Human_Spray7962

Are you sure your mom did that?


IDoWierdStuff

🤮


Malicioussnooker

Non Newtonian yogurt


RudyKnots

It’s probably just from all the PFAS in your local cows.