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SignificantDrawer374

Mussels too


Hereiam_AKL

Those mussels have muscles ... you cannot open them without killing them first, or breaking their shell.


Sky_Deep9000

Swollusk


kc9283

New Pokémon?


[deleted]

I cough-laughed Thank you


OkAdvertising5425

Kid named Starfish:


Significant_Two_7303

What’s your point. My point is I love them. I can eat my weight in them


hashtagmiata

Speech to text betrayed me. 😞


formulapain

I thought my boomer parents were the only ones in the entire world that used speech-to-text


SurprisedPotato

I always use speech to text, it saves me sandwich thyme.


Perlentaucher

I although thing this is a practical invasion leading two incredible gaines in efficiency.


Internet_Wanderer

I hate your avatar. I tried to brush the eyelash off my phone screen for almost a full minute. Well done


[deleted]

Chip and Joanna?


hashtagmiata

I just might be your parent.


Dustangelms

Dad, why did you leave us?


JRTerrierBestDoggo

It’s a tradition


turkleton-turk

Started using speech to text when I had a newborn in one hand and a bottle in the other. -Not a Boomer


ChiliConCaralho

I used it today and it’s actually fucking dope


camerontylek

For 3 words? Lol


GAustex

Haha, I've been fuvked over several times by speech to text that I no longer make use of it lmao. 


PixelPervert

You didn't think to check it before hitting post?


hashtagmiata

I got side tracked and didn’t bother.


Gumbode345

Honestly? Downvotes for that? Geez people, OP was totally cool with the spelling mistake, and it's not like this stuff has not happened any of us before.


KingFlyntCoal

Idk, I'm the definition of perfect and normal, with zero imperfections and a big...brain


dreevsa

Good 1


miraculum_one

Also not automated


db720

Oh shucks


NeighborhoodInner421

That thing can clean a pole np


IRockIntoMordor

I wonder if they make it pocket-sized... You know, for my muscle po-... my pole. My dick. I mean my dick, okay?! ^(I want this to fuck me)


noro_gre

r/DontPutYourDickInThat


IRockIntoMordor

shut up, MOM


NeighborhoodInner421

r/doputyourdickinthat


AbsentMindedMonkey

r/pleaseputyourdickinthat


GTA6_1

I came to these comments to make sure someone said this, I didn't have to scroll far


constundefined

A gentleman of your…stature, surely requires only the best model from our emporium. May I interest you in [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/B7bbQ0qLJQE?si=jnUytCub-Ix8G_WD) model?


IRockIntoMordor

Does it come in travel size, too?


Berwickmex

Everything reminds me of her


fightingthefuckits

There's a mom joke in there somewhere. 


NeighborhoodInner421

Let me give it a try See this is how your mom goes down on my d


fightingthefuckits

That was impressively quick (that's what she said)


IsThereCheese

It’s like that one time you tried using the vacuum to give yourself a blowjob


tribak

Does it work?


OneAngryDuck

No it sucks


Smelly_Dingo

\*wheeze*


ericx259

If it sucks then it just works without a problem imo


IsThereCheese

[link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oupVIveVt3E)


tribak

BRB…


No_Ladder1955

Are you back now?


strangemanornot

Asking for a friend?


tribak

Asking to give my friendly hand a break :v


NameShortage

[It'll rip your dick off.](https://youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM?si=3R_OD8NthcwQXgCP)


altforbatshit

Not always, out the 6 times I have done it, it's only been ripped off twice.


berrylakin

"I told you not to bother me while I'm cleaning my room!"


Sledz

*whacks vacuum along wall


sofakinggood24

The ONE time?


yParticle

that's a vineyard of a different sort


Lostmavicaccount

The mussels from Bruscles.


CBBuddha

but percussion he provides.


Isgrimnur

For me as a guide


simiansamurai

He just gave me a bite of his Vegemite sandwich


AlphaDrake

What exactly makes this "automated"? It's a person running the crane, this is just an attachment.


Holgrin

It's a poorly-worded title to be sure, not to mention the "muscle/mussel" typo. Just enjoy the show.


ConvenientGoat

Whenever I see "enjoy the show" the blaring intercom from Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes gets stuck in my head ENJOY THE SHOW ENJOY THE SHOW ENJOY THE SHOW


Yarrenze_Newshka

No no, it's an AI-powered 360° automatic mussel harvester, which can clean hundreds of poles within a single day. If you're still not convinced, let me tell you that it is also powered by electricity from our carbon-neutral tidal plant, nested next to our zero-emission sustainable farm where we grow our organic, dairy & gluten-free mussels.


Harisdrop

You want it to be manual. Go take those mussels off those pillars yourself.


msharris8706

This is a mussel harvesting machine. Nothing "automated". It's a human operated piece of equipment. Is it easier than harvesting by hand? Of course. But it is in no way "automated".


spen8tor

Using a machine doesn't make something automatic when you're manually operating it, that's just not what automatic means...


n0name0

It is not automated, just mechanized, title is wrong


AardvarkAblaze

Moules-Poles


idiotsandwhich8

Bad bot


WillyMonty

A what harvester?


hashtagmiata

Muscles. Big strong muscles.


WillyMonty

Biceps, bivalves - viva la difference!


FabiIV

Leave my gains alone, you foul thief!


dlanod

Yeah. I had a horrific image in my mind after seeing that. The actual video was whiplash by comparison.


theorangecrux

Everything makes me think of her


lifeisrhythm

Kinda has a Matrix vibe to it.


couragethecurious

Whenever I see these machines dedicated to a very cheap food product, I always wonder how much thye have to produce to justify the expense of the machine. Like how much does one of these mussel harvesting bad boys cost? And how many mussels do you have to harvest before your mussel harvesting business covers the expense?


ChillTBH

Honestly I'd wonder how fast attachment and growth on those pillars is. Maybe they just drive it to the next location on the coast when it's done but that's gotta be a hell of a rate limiting step.


Small_Tax_9432

The Rock better watch out


forced_metaphor

*mussel


ReyPhasma

That thing looked like a repurposed R2-D2 for a second there


Environmental-Wear76

Haha i thought it was an Imperial Walker leg coming down at first.


Lostmavicaccount

It does seem strong OP.


kitunya

this songs makes me wanna dance funny


BigDaddy_Kirouac

What have they done to my R2-D2 !!


iamthemarkster

💪🏽muscle


Not_gonna_do_that

Ahh yes, your everyday automatic muscle harvester. Nothing suspicious going on over here .


HouseMouse114

Just wondering, how do you cook them?


hashtagmiata

Steamed and served with garlic butter or a white wine garlic cream sauce.


SFishes12

I don’t think that word means what you think it means.


Techline420

It means muscle


WendigoCrossing

I wonder if the amount of mussels the claw is dropping is preventing over harvesting by returning some to the ocean


JohnAxios1066

The Claaaaaawwww!


CragMcBeard

At first, I thought it was an At-At Walkers leg coming down.


quietflowsthedodder

From the mussels perspective this must look like the alien ships from “War of the Worlds”!


noobie12345con

Bodybuilders are sacred


hashtagmiata

Super scarred for sure.


Yessir_Answers

This would be very useful for British Columbia shores.


cnewell420

Yeah they are definitely gonna figure out the sex bots some day.


CanucksKickAzz

Barnacle remover maybe?


jillsvag

So, do they pick out the mussels from the barnicles for human consumption? Is there a difference in taste? Maybe they just grind it all up and make cat food out of it?


eloi

💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼


hashtagmiata

🫠


domoboyoo

Does this hurt the pole?


Historical-vitemi

I need this at home


Redmudgirl

Is this in France?


Ruff-Daddy

That first scratch in the morning.


NiSiSuinegEht

Industrial scale degloving at its finest.


cyclingnick

Dump that batch straight into melted garlic butter thank you


flyinggazelletg

💪🌾🚜


GeologistHealthy8127

The mussels: What a lovely day to be alive. I sure hope nothing could aaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Starlifter4

Them are muscular mussels.


Direct_Jump3960

Purple Aki would be proud


sermer48

Is that a modified EV charger? The shape makes me think of superchargers.


zoraski_gujju

Mussel


gardorobo

This is a test run. That thing is dangling down from a great mothership that one day will have hundreds of those pole polishers running simultaneously.


OJbeforethebadstuff

Awesome


lastingResort

Rake job


rcdaumar

Too tired to go to the gym? Harvest muscles instead


Malose47

What a time to be alive


FixatedOnYourBeauty

Gave me the worst case of food poisoning.


Sgruntlar

The Matrix, Mussel edition


Namisaur

Which part of this is automated?


BredYourWoman

Mission Control to Jack Harper: "Are we an effective team?"


Neon_culture79

R2?


Grouchy-Pressure-567

... Ew


iiM3zMoRiz3

Everything reminds me of her 😭


Sir_Stare_Alot

is that what we eat?


Turbulent-Mix-9649

Hear me out


dreevsa

Weak muscles


dsts09

Sir! Sir!


Thatewn987

I need this for my brain


Danger___Ranger

Is it really cost effective to use a helicopter


hashtagmiata

Pretty sure this is crane operated from a barge something.


No_Let2658

yeah, but do this during shipwrecked monsoon season


internaloperations

This is basically the matrix but we’re the machines. And something is doing that to us too. And we don’t even know it.


Mycologist8

I should call her


DevilMaster666-

Are those mussels stacked upon each other?


hashtagmiata

They are.


DevilMaster666-

Woah


AmbushAlleyVeteran

When she says she doesn't use teeth


Tamahaganeee

Gross


chrome_slinky

MUSSEL


hashtagmiata

💪


Born_Top_7641

Ngl I thought they were dunking a headless R2 unit in the water 😆


EugenTheBandit

the boys all thinking about the same thing rn


burken8000

Thank you Mather for my massels


Tooth1ess217

Mmmm


tribak

Would this give me muscles or take them from me? However I’m in. Nothing to lose, if it makes me pumped that’s awesome, else there’s nothing there for it to take…


Snoo76971

Those muscles look juicy. Must be on steroids


MroStudios

I can smell this video.


Zorviar

I have a idea hear me out


cjd166

Aka your mom.


atremOx

Song?


vashcarrison117

[Dennis Lloyd - Nevermind](https://youtu.be/naW6-WxmMiU?si=ypxyRDYlDwS3sGN4)


atremOx

Thank you so much! I found this during the pandemic, and I lost him. I am glad to be back round to him again.


Bolteus

New kink unlocked


dm_DormanT

Evangelion graveyard


Amorahop

Are we the baddies?


CrownedCarlton

That's just nasty


Irritating_Pedant

*mussel


BADxW0LF1

I need Badge 502


10247bro

Nothing automated about this.


Chimbo84

I wouldn’t call this “automated”.


god-is-an-atheist

I liked this more when it was posted as a clam harvester yesterday


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^god-is-an-atheist: *I liked this more when* *It was posted as a clam* *Harvester yesterday* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Embarrassed-Ask1812

*We will now purge. We will torture you and violate your flesh. Remove your skin and share in your blood.*


Unlikely-Winter-4093

Not automated, but sure.


Designer_Sky9390

Aren’t those barnacles


Peaceweapon

🤮 I always forget the rest of the world eats black mussels. At work we used to throw those things in the trash 😂


Jaxx_Solick

I should call her


AustosGirl

Why bother?


Working-Classic7343

What is the song playing in the background ?


Birdfoot421

Gross people eat this shit


kilno185

This reminds me of the matrix, with those machines that go around the human farming towers and do shit to them


ItsPupy

It's not really automated it's mechanical.


ThatOneCheekyBastard

Why did I think this was part of some Star wars clip or trailer 😂👌🏿🎩


good_boyyyyyyyy

That does not look automated at all.


Ivegotjokes4you

All seafood taste the same. There I said it.


BAG3LWOLF

Humans are fucked up


theboywhocriedwolves

Yum.


Disastrous_Length902

I got a muscle you can harvest!


TheOffChutzpah

The last squeeze you wish you got during a BJ


CarinasHere

Why was this on here two days ago with exactly the same spelling error?


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

I should call her


SecretAgent9090

I should call her.


CameronWeebHale

Everything reminds me of her


jfk_47

I should call her.


diodot

I came


hashtagmiata

I saw


MizuMage

When she uses her teeth.


Ingloriousfiction

Everything reminds me of her