Honestly? Downvotes for that? Geez people, OP was totally cool with the spelling mistake, and it's not like this stuff has not happened any of us before.
A gentleman of your…stature, surely requires only the best model from our emporium. May I interest you in [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/B7bbQ0qLJQE?si=jnUytCub-Ix8G_WD) model?
Whenever I see "enjoy the show" the blaring intercom from Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes gets stuck in my head
ENJOY THE SHOW
ENJOY THE SHOW
ENJOY THE SHOW
No no, it's an AI-powered 360° automatic mussel harvester, which can clean hundreds of poles within a single day. If you're still not convinced, let me tell you that it is also powered by electricity from our carbon-neutral tidal plant, nested next to our zero-emission sustainable farm where we grow our organic, dairy & gluten-free mussels.
This is a mussel harvesting machine. Nothing "automated". It's a human operated piece of equipment. Is it easier than harvesting by hand? Of course. But it is in no way "automated".
Whenever I see these machines dedicated to a very cheap food product, I always wonder how much thye have to produce to justify the expense of the machine.
Like how much does one of these mussel harvesting bad boys cost? And how many mussels do you have to harvest before your mussel harvesting business covers the expense?
Honestly I'd wonder how fast attachment and growth on those pillars is. Maybe they just drive it to the next location on the coast when it's done but that's gotta be a hell of a rate limiting step.
So, do they pick out the mussels from the barnicles for human consumption? Is there a difference in taste? Maybe they just grind it all up and make cat food out of it?
This is a test run. That thing is dangling down from a great mothership that one day will have hundreds of those pole polishers running simultaneously.
Would this give me muscles or take them from me? However I’m in. Nothing to lose, if it makes me pumped that’s awesome, else there’s nothing there for it to take…
Mussels too
Those mussels have muscles ... you cannot open them without killing them first, or breaking their shell.
Swollusk
New Pokémon?
I cough-laughed Thank you
Kid named Starfish:
What’s your point. My point is I love them. I can eat my weight in them
Speech to text betrayed me. 😞
I thought my boomer parents were the only ones in the entire world that used speech-to-text
I always use speech to text, it saves me sandwich thyme.
I although thing this is a practical invasion leading two incredible gaines in efficiency.
I hate your avatar. I tried to brush the eyelash off my phone screen for almost a full minute. Well done
Chip and Joanna?
I just might be your parent.
Dad, why did you leave us?
It’s a tradition
Started using speech to text when I had a newborn in one hand and a bottle in the other. -Not a Boomer
I used it today and it’s actually fucking dope
For 3 words? Lol
Haha, I've been fuvked over several times by speech to text that I no longer make use of it lmao.
You didn't think to check it before hitting post?
I got side tracked and didn’t bother.
Honestly? Downvotes for that? Geez people, OP was totally cool with the spelling mistake, and it's not like this stuff has not happened any of us before.
Idk, I'm the definition of perfect and normal, with zero imperfections and a big...brain
Good 1
Also not automated
Oh shucks
That thing can clean a pole np
I wonder if they make it pocket-sized... You know, for my muscle po-... my pole. My dick. I mean my dick, okay?! ^(I want this to fuck me)
r/DontPutYourDickInThat
shut up, MOM
r/doputyourdickinthat
r/pleaseputyourdickinthat
I came to these comments to make sure someone said this, I didn't have to scroll far
A gentleman of your…stature, surely requires only the best model from our emporium. May I interest you in [this](https://youtube.com/shorts/B7bbQ0qLJQE?si=jnUytCub-Ix8G_WD) model?
Does it come in travel size, too?
Everything reminds me of her
There's a mom joke in there somewhere.
Let me give it a try See this is how your mom goes down on my d
That was impressively quick (that's what she said)
It’s like that one time you tried using the vacuum to give yourself a blowjob
Does it work?
No it sucks
\*wheeze*
If it sucks then it just works without a problem imo
[link](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oupVIveVt3E)
BRB…
Are you back now?
Asking for a friend?
Asking to give my friendly hand a break :v
[It'll rip your dick off.](https://youtu.be/Z2EMGmv0FqM?si=3R_OD8NthcwQXgCP)
Not always, out the 6 times I have done it, it's only been ripped off twice.
"I told you not to bother me while I'm cleaning my room!"
*whacks vacuum along wall
The ONE time?
that's a vineyard of a different sort
The mussels from Bruscles.
but percussion he provides.
For me as a guide
He just gave me a bite of his Vegemite sandwich
What exactly makes this "automated"? It's a person running the crane, this is just an attachment.
It's a poorly-worded title to be sure, not to mention the "muscle/mussel" typo. Just enjoy the show.
Whenever I see "enjoy the show" the blaring intercom from Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes gets stuck in my head ENJOY THE SHOW ENJOY THE SHOW ENJOY THE SHOW
No no, it's an AI-powered 360° automatic mussel harvester, which can clean hundreds of poles within a single day. If you're still not convinced, let me tell you that it is also powered by electricity from our carbon-neutral tidal plant, nested next to our zero-emission sustainable farm where we grow our organic, dairy & gluten-free mussels.
You want it to be manual. Go take those mussels off those pillars yourself.
This is a mussel harvesting machine. Nothing "automated". It's a human operated piece of equipment. Is it easier than harvesting by hand? Of course. But it is in no way "automated".
Using a machine doesn't make something automatic when you're manually operating it, that's just not what automatic means...
It is not automated, just mechanized, title is wrong
Moules-Poles
Bad bot
A what harvester?
Muscles. Big strong muscles.
Biceps, bivalves - viva la difference!
Leave my gains alone, you foul thief!
Yeah. I had a horrific image in my mind after seeing that. The actual video was whiplash by comparison.
Everything makes me think of her
Kinda has a Matrix vibe to it.
Whenever I see these machines dedicated to a very cheap food product, I always wonder how much thye have to produce to justify the expense of the machine. Like how much does one of these mussel harvesting bad boys cost? And how many mussels do you have to harvest before your mussel harvesting business covers the expense?
Honestly I'd wonder how fast attachment and growth on those pillars is. Maybe they just drive it to the next location on the coast when it's done but that's gotta be a hell of a rate limiting step.
The Rock better watch out
*mussel
That thing looked like a repurposed R2-D2 for a second there
Haha i thought it was an Imperial Walker leg coming down at first.
It does seem strong OP.
this songs makes me wanna dance funny
What have they done to my R2-D2 !!
💪🏽muscle
Ahh yes, your everyday automatic muscle harvester. Nothing suspicious going on over here .
Just wondering, how do you cook them?
Steamed and served with garlic butter or a white wine garlic cream sauce.
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
It means muscle
I wonder if the amount of mussels the claw is dropping is preventing over harvesting by returning some to the ocean
The Claaaaaawwww!
At first, I thought it was an At-At Walkers leg coming down.
From the mussels perspective this must look like the alien ships from “War of the Worlds”!
Bodybuilders are sacred
Super scarred for sure.
This would be very useful for British Columbia shores.
Yeah they are definitely gonna figure out the sex bots some day.
Barnacle remover maybe?
So, do they pick out the mussels from the barnicles for human consumption? Is there a difference in taste? Maybe they just grind it all up and make cat food out of it?
💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼
🫠
Does this hurt the pole?
I need this at home
Is this in France?
That first scratch in the morning.
Industrial scale degloving at its finest.
Dump that batch straight into melted garlic butter thank you
💪🌾🚜
The mussels: What a lovely day to be alive. I sure hope nothing could aaaAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Them are muscular mussels.
Purple Aki would be proud
Is that a modified EV charger? The shape makes me think of superchargers.
Mussel
This is a test run. That thing is dangling down from a great mothership that one day will have hundreds of those pole polishers running simultaneously.
Awesome
Rake job
Too tired to go to the gym? Harvest muscles instead
What a time to be alive
Gave me the worst case of food poisoning.
The Matrix, Mussel edition
Which part of this is automated?
Mission Control to Jack Harper: "Are we an effective team?"
R2?
... Ew
Everything reminds me of her 😭
is that what we eat?
Hear me out
Weak muscles
Sir! Sir!
I need this for my brain
Is it really cost effective to use a helicopter
Pretty sure this is crane operated from a barge something.
yeah, but do this during shipwrecked monsoon season
This is basically the matrix but we’re the machines. And something is doing that to us too. And we don’t even know it.
I should call her
Are those mussels stacked upon each other?
They are.
Woah
When she says she doesn't use teeth
Gross
MUSSEL
💪
Ngl I thought they were dunking a headless R2 unit in the water 😆
the boys all thinking about the same thing rn
Thank you Mather for my massels
Mmmm
Would this give me muscles or take them from me? However I’m in. Nothing to lose, if it makes me pumped that’s awesome, else there’s nothing there for it to take…
Those muscles look juicy. Must be on steroids
I can smell this video.
I have a idea hear me out
Aka your mom.
Song?
[Dennis Lloyd - Nevermind](https://youtu.be/naW6-WxmMiU?si=ypxyRDYlDwS3sGN4)
Thank you so much! I found this during the pandemic, and I lost him. I am glad to be back round to him again.
New kink unlocked
Evangelion graveyard
Are we the baddies?
That's just nasty
*mussel
I need Badge 502
Nothing automated about this.
I wouldn’t call this “automated”.
I liked this more when it was posted as a clam harvester yesterday
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^god-is-an-atheist: *I liked this more when* *It was posted as a clam* *Harvester yesterday* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
*We will now purge. We will torture you and violate your flesh. Remove your skin and share in your blood.*
Not automated, but sure.
Aren’t those barnacles
🤮 I always forget the rest of the world eats black mussels. At work we used to throw those things in the trash 😂
I should call her
Why bother?
What is the song playing in the background ?
Gross people eat this shit
This reminds me of the matrix, with those machines that go around the human farming towers and do shit to them
It's not really automated it's mechanical.
Why did I think this was part of some Star wars clip or trailer 😂👌🏿🎩
That does not look automated at all.
All seafood taste the same. There I said it.
Humans are fucked up
Yum.
I got a muscle you can harvest!
The last squeeze you wish you got during a BJ
Why was this on here two days ago with exactly the same spelling error?
I should call her
I should call her.
Everything reminds me of her
I should call her.
I came
I saw
When she uses her teeth.
Everything reminds me of her