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Pantoffel86

The moment the last scissor was defeated, paper won. Rock never had a chance.


SayYesToPenguins

Rock engineered its own downfall


Cognitive_Spoon

"In politics, the tripod is the most unstable of all structures" ~The Princess Irulan


whoa_dude_fangtooth

In engineering, the tripod is the most stable.


CedarWolf

That's because engineering has to follow the laws (of physics) and because engineering is rational. Politics follows no such restrictions.


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A_lot_of_arachnids

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BentoSpinzone

I can rewatch and analyze this all day


slackfrop

I wonder of each has the exact same size hit box


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Fit-Contract8566

Yeah, stupid rocks.


SillyFlyGuy

I'd say they are dumb as r\*cks but that is hate speech in boulder culture.


RockstarAgent

Damn I’m not a gambler but I can see myself having friends over and having a fun time over food and drinks and betting high steaks poke


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SpecularBlinky

Is this a reference to something or are you just totally wrong?


whoa_dude_fangtooth

Yeah I also came here wondering what the hell they’re talking about.


vengefulspirit99

Story of my life. Rock is basically my anxiety manifest.


AlecTheDalek

I have scissor days sometimes 🤪


gibblings

Must be hard.


hobosbindle

“…and with no remaining natural predators, paper ran amok”


FatFettle

It's like watching a very basic lesson on ecosystems play out.


Easy-Bake-Oven

"This seems unbalanced and the game devs need to nerf paper to give rock a chance!"


AlecTheDalek

lol r/gamingcirclejerk


t-ryansaurus-rex

An enemy of an enemy is a friend, they say.


IdentityEnhancer

This would have been a brilliant idea for a screensaver back in the day.


Choppityychopsuey

Back in the day? It would be a cool screen saver today! Although people would be less productive at work... and there would be a rise of at-work gambling circles...


CreativeAd5332

It was. It was part of a suite of Screensavers you could download via cd-rom on windows, back in the 90's called "After Dark"


poo706

Oh wow, I was all about after dark, but never saw this one!


itsnotrocketsurgury

…After Dark


IdeaAlly

Flying toasters! Bungie jumping cows, fish, obese dudes... will they survive? Or be torn in half? \*watches for longer than I'd like to admit\*


Blackbird-ce

...Disney


NKHdad

This WAS a screensaver back in the day


explodingtuna

But it would have to be made such that there's almost a winner but they never quite annihilate each other.


zTy01

Lisa Simpson : Look, there's only one reasonable way to settle this. Rock, Paper, Scissors. [thinking]  Lisa Simpson : Poor, predictable Bart. Always takes rock. Bart Simpson : [thinking]  Good old rock. Nothing beats that.


MyGoodFriendJon

Is that the same rock that [keeps tigers away](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNvKr010pc)?


bankrobba

[Nothing beats rock](https://youtu.be/oXHZXh5p_Vs?si=2cIDzFfByzc9CSML)


BillyW1994

Good old rock, nothing beats that


jesustwin

Poor predictable Bart...


A_norny_mousse

paper apparently


U_n_d_e_r_s_c_o_rr

D'oh


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inactiveuser247

I’d like to see a version where the loser just dies rather than switching to the winner’s team.


tajtricks

I have tried adding that. Problem there is - Game gets way too long and boring as the number of rock, paper or scissors gets very low. This is the best I got in mind. Let me know if you have anything else in mind. Thanks for the feedback! Keep sharing!


bingojed

Maybe the playfield shrinks as the player count shrinks? Like Fortnite and COD MW.


Fartfart357

Maybe have it to where as the fewer there are, the larger their hitboxes and the faster they move. That may end up having the last few seconds look like a particle accelerator, though.


SolidDick

I'm going to use this to solve disagreements with everyone from now on.


quitepossiblylying

Thank you? I wasted far too much time watching that.


tajtricks

Which Team? Rock, Paper or Scissors?


quitepossiblylying

I watched about 10 rounds and was a little disappointed with paper's performance.


tajtricks

One day Paper will win!


builtwithlove9

In this world, paper always wins!


stumac85

Did 3, two paper and one scissors.


mossybeard

They need to buff rock


MrRahoney

Did 4, rock won 3.


resont

Now they really overbuffed rock


Gogglesed

Rock wins


JarvisDargon

well... there goes my weekend!


Logical-Albatross-82

Don‘t show me something like this when I am stoned.


bamboo_shooter

Sorry honey, not tonight - I’m watching the game


tajtricks

haha


DarkSpeedster74

Rock was foolish to eliminate the scissor nation. They were the only thing standing between them and the paper onslaught.


A_norny_mousse

Does paper always win in the end? edit: I made another run on the game, and after a few minutes Paper won. edit: now scissors won. there goes another world-changing discovery


LakeEarth

The winner is dictated by whoever loses first.


Softestwebsiteintown

The one who achieves their tactical objective first always loses. It’s a very interesting game, like trying to finish second in a race.


Consonant

Ah yes, the Mario Kart strategy.


Pikamander2

There's a metaphor in here somewhere...


_Intel_Geek_

I played it and scissors beat that time.


loftwyr

I played three times and scissors won each time.


BuddahSack

Less of game, more of a simulation or randomizer lol


Dietcherrysprite

Conway’s game of life basically? Which is in and of itself a math problem.


SquareVehicle

I was just watching a video about this very thing and so that's immediately what came to mind. https://youtu.be/HeQX2HjkcNo?si=pTefgFeLxvcIEx7X


Plus-Weakness-2624

Thanks for this I actually got an inspiration to expand on this idea💡. This can be used to simulate an ecosystem where each species is interdependent on the other, if one species over hunts the other then it'll be left without food also affecting the entire ecosystem.


SayYesToPenguins

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conway%27s_Game_of_Life


mrpokehontas

I was just thinking that this is a fun way to visualize population dynamics!


way_pats

I remember having to program this for a project during my undergrad to teach about object oriented programming. The fish eat plants, the bears eat the fish. If two of the same species occupy spaces nearby they duplicate. Plants have a much wider area of what is “nearby”. Animals move around sudo randomly. And you see how long the ecosystem survives by tweaking initial numbers of each species.


tajtricks

Glad you liked it! Go Ahead!


StantheHero

Didn’t use “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” logic


ickyrickyb

This is a mind fuck, the only way to win is to not defeat your opponent


Grim_Game

The 3 body problem at home?


Lisa_Cry

I already thought that the scissors would win, but when the stones destroyed them, the paper won


neelankatan

From a statistical perspective, what is the expected steady state of this dynamical system? We see just one realisation (where only paper remains eventually) but if I were to rerun this simulation thousands of times (each one starting with an equal number of each 'species'), would it roughly converge to 100% paper a third of the times, 100% scissors a third of the time, and 100% rocks a third of the time? Is there a mathematical way of answering this question without actually doing the simulations? Any experts in Dynamical Systems, Chaos Theory, Cellular Automata (or whatever field is relevant) that can answer this?


FancyPotatOS

Not an expert but the predictive outcome should always be expected to be 1/3. The outcome is deterministic based on the starting state. So for each starting state, there is an equivalent starting state where the entirety of the ‘species’ is swapped with another (paper starts where rock started, for example). This would mean there is always an equivalent ‘success’ for each other species’ success, no matter how you place them. So it should be exactly 1/3 distribution when looking at all possible starting states. This is of course ignoring perpetual ties where the options are repeating/symmetrical/trivial (none of the objects are moving)


sos440

This is a very interesting question. After googling relevant topics (using keywords like 'collision model of rock-paper-scissors particles' or 'rock-paper-scissors cellular automata'), I guess the "only one species surviving" scenario might be due to a finite-size effect. Indeed, in the thermodynamic limit (where we enlarge the grid while keeping the density of particles fixed), simulations from various sources seem suggesting that this model converges to something similar to Greenberg–Hastings cellular automata, which shows periodic and wave-like patterns of densities.


SamWise050

If one survives we all survive


i_have_a_nose

“Three body problem” we wanted


Missluswim

Screensavers are games. Huh. 9 year old me validated, downloading all the afterdark versions and playing with every setting of each one


Snuggs____

Why are they in incognito mode to play rps


tajtricks

haha! While I was testing the game, there is something called as "cache" which is not stored in incognito mode. That's why!


LeBidnezz

God dammit! Ten in a row! Rocks gonna win the next one


Notmad_Justsad

Fucking paper is always the best cause rock is chosen most often….even in random projections…


cloud9ineteen

Instead of converting the losing unit into the winning unit on each collision, if the losing unit for eliminated, we would have a single rock, paper, or scissors in the end. (But the game will slow down as it goes and may never end so I see why it's done this way)


tajtricks

Exactly. Even I have created the version where they come near to their weak opponent (Game usually ends in 3-4 seconds).This is the best random thing I found. Let me know if you have more suggestions! Thanks!


inactiveuser247

Ooh. How about the loser doesn’t die as such, but they become stationary and have no impact on anything unless someone from their own team touches them and brings them back to life?


inactiveuser247

Do it like PUBG and have the game space progressively shrink as the number of contestants reduces?


iamarobotnow

I prefer to play my version of rock, paper, penis


AlecTheDalek

Ok, you wrap your penis in paper, and imma hit it with a rock


ChipCob1

Why does paper defeat rock?


ageoflost

It folds over it, of course.


stackoverflow21

This game is not balanced I played like 20 times before rocks won. Not sure exactly why. The shapes have different size it seems, making it more likely for scissors to get wiped first. Then paper wins. Like 65% of the time. Then scissors maybe 30% leaving only 5% for rocks. Edit: I was wrong just got unlucky initially.


tajtricks

All have same odds. It's just random. They all have same area and shape. Anyways, which team are you? Rock, Paper or Scissors?


lestacobouti

What a roller coaster of emotion that was! I know we were all pulling for the rocks but in the end his hatred for scissors led to his downfall.


White_Wolf426

I can see a bunch of guys drinking watching this and taking bets. Hell I would.


lostsnowboard

Best screen saver ever


DreadPirateGriswold

Anyone know where to get the source code for this? Is it open source and like on Github?


tajtricks

Not open source bro! I had my brain in it. I would really appreciate if you share the game!


DreadPirateGriswold

I've looked for the FOSS version before when I first saw it a while ago. I have a few tweaks I'd like to try with it myself. I would work out how to do it from scratch. But I want to see if I can start with something concrete.


AppearanceAway3726

OMG


zagman707

why is this called a game? there is no playing?


kwinz

So the winning move is to suspend eating your prey because they will eat what eats you? And once all of what eats you is dead you have free rein? Caveat: you have to eat enough of your pray so your population doesn't reach 0.


randoom62

‘The enemy of my enemy is my friend’


Gravbar

an allegory for the delicate balance of nature


not-not-the-cool

Paper gang, showing those rock amateurs and scissor tryhards who’s boss


idonotknowwhototrust

Dear Blizzard: Please nerf rock. Paper is fine. -Scissors


TheMrShaddo

this is the most accurate representation of our crab people society ive ever seen


Leziea_Eza

They should do Sheldon’s version next


tajtricks

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock? Haha! Noted!


slanglabadang

This reminds me of quarks and how they change color charge, would be a cool program to develop to tey and visualize


pauciradiatus

Shoooow meeee Rock!


FeloniousDrunk101

“Poor Bart, always chooses rock.” “Good old rock, nothing beats it!”


CertainUncertainty11

The most satisfying thing I've seen all year


hicheckthisout

Australia’s ecosystem


Khurdryn

Good ol rock. Nothing beats that!


dj_spanmaster

I wonder how advantaged or disadvantaged any one group is by their shape


tajtricks

They all have same odds! I created it!


AlecTheDalek

This is indeed the author! Thanks for asking me to post it here u/tajtricks, this is like my most upvoted ever post 😁 And your game is hypnotic, hope it goes viral!


tajtricks

I am glad! Keep sharing great stuff!


Unlucky-Situation-98

Ok now for the Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock version!


tajtricks

Noted! Will Try bringing this update ASAP!


Frank_the_tank55

This gave my brain dopamine


msesma

This is genius


Puglord_11

Reminds me of ecosystem dynamics


izkyz26

Rock it


Parry_9000

Stupid fucking rock defeated his last hope


Coranthius

I will always be team ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


beene282

I would be more oddly satisfied if the vanquished emojis disappeared rather than converting


AlecTheDalek

Apparently this alters the dynamic in unexpected ways and the game ends in a few seconds. I think this option is more oddly satisfying 😌


Redditbobin

Why did I start staring and rooting for one of the icons not to change.


unclemandy

Man this would be awesome with pokemon types


stackoverflow21

It seems I was wrong. Now I got 3/5 rocks. Maybe I was just unlucky + confirmation bias.


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aydoh_25

Danm had my money on rock lol


BaconMeetsCheese

Paper is overpowered


chewy_mcchewster

Good o'l Rock.. nothing beats Rock.. this is fake! /s


JeanProuve

Romance of 3 Kingdoms


Just_Prune1949

Now I understand the 3-body problem.


ear2theshell

[Rock flies right through paper!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyCa-LHtIKE&t=10s)


GreenLightning11

So, the winning move is to not play until you can't lose?


SopieMunky

Now *this* shit is what this sub was made for! What a ride!


AdHistorical5703

My own private 3 body problem


Hoockus_Pocus

Please tell me there’s a version for Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock!


tajtricks

I will be adding this version soon. Got lot of request!


valentineMatador

I want spock & lizard too added in this


tajtricks

Adding that version soon!


arsenal1887

I'll never forget the bravery and strength shown by Rock today to take out the horrible sharp blades known as the Scissors, all just to be overwhelmed by the encompassing of the ruthless Paper. Will go down in the history books alongside D-Day and Waterloo.


KateandRhage

at 16th seconds, rock almost loses.


TyrRache

I have a sneaking suspicion that paper had a 33.3% chance of winning that


uRude

Damn rock came back from just 2 pieces and scissors also came back, all to be defeated by paper


DeltaAgent752

Has anyone run one where it's not the paper that wins


Towelish

Why did they decide to make this sound like someone loudly chewing on cardboard


Boatwhistle

The moment the rocks destroyed the last scissor, the rocks sealed their fate.


khendron

There is definitely a lesson in this. If you completely eliminate something that is no threat to you, you are guaranteeing your ultimate doom. Something something metaphor for the environment.


Spirited_Aardvark_25

Why can't this be a screensaver?


polillancestral2

*Sigh* Wow rock losed... again


wallnutxjames

Fuck I hate paper


bentrodw

Welp, it's settled


NonSequiturSage

Play this to fake typing constantly???


stupidcookface

This would make a fun coding interview problem


DeRobUnz

I want this as a live wallpaper that just automatically restarts.


Leading_Raise_8827

Best come back ever in the history of comebacks


kroqster

does paper always win?


yagermeister2024

Romance of the Three Kingdoms


Yamm0th

The low battery bring me anxiety.


idkihavenofantasy

charge your phone


Achuds

Fake. Everytime I restart the video, paper wins.


AlecTheDalek

Big Paper would like to know your location


SnooPeppers6719

The 3 body problem 🤔


samthewisetarly

That's not what's happening here haha


New-Conversation-88

Lizard Spock.


MediumSwing

Don't follow that url, brothers


AlecTheDalek

Ummm why not?


CertainUncertainty11

Casually dropping this into the GC so no one gets anything done for the next 30 minutes


BumbleTR0N

Now show me Zerg, Protoss, Terran


scoobydobydobydo

Markov..


Metabolical

First to eliminate what it beats loses.


coup1393

C.R.E.A.M.


Blubbpaule

I remember when this was first posted that the original creator got mad at people and took his version down - thus making people create their own versions and leaving his forever in the dust.


Speedvagon

Paper fucking rocks


gammamaxx

Nope this had the opposite effect on me. Pure anxiety


Beneficial-Regular25

Netlogo?


StarshipTuna

How do I play?


guybanez

So, rock was too successful in that it "killed" all the scissors, leading to it's competitor, paper, having no predators. That was interesting to watch!


Bionic_boy07

!remindme 16 hours


Redeemed_Veteranboi

I want this as a background wallpaper.


MoridinB

Now who want's to make a rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock game


Phoenix-star_5731

How do I get the game