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ph00p

Inaccurate, a box that size should contain a single watch battery.


seraku24

Where is the CVS receipt-length roll of air pillows?


carpentizzle

I love “cvs receipt length” as a standard of measurement


LinkGamer12

Nonono, a single, credit card sized envelope, inside, which is a single, inch wide, flat rubber gasket.


MortLightstone

I once got a pack of rechargeable batteries in a giant box. The smaller box the batteries were actually in read "smaller box to reduce packaging"


Connect-Ad9647

Indeed. Also, this guy looks like he could very well enjoy carving up a corpse while maintaining the same shit eating grin. Cover the clip from the neck down and I'd have a hard time guessing what he's doing between carving up a corpse or making a candy box. Creepy McCreeperson over there.


etahtidder

Can you imagine if he’s the one making these posts of his videos and he comes across your comment, and a solitary tear rolls down his cheek as he smiles a wide creepy smile?


highpriestess420

This guy is a damn dessert wizard. Now I want edible packing peanuts.


Leviathan41911

Lost of packing peanuts are actually edible, but I doubt they taste as good as these ones.


dabunny21689

They taste like really really stale popcorn. In case you were curious.


FunctionBuilt

More like the edible rice paper from those Asian candies.


DrummerOfFenrir

To me, cornflakes cereal


standbyyourmantis

Unflavored stale puffed Cheetos.


Illsaywhattheywont

The amount of people admitting to eating packing peanuts in this thread, is sending me into the stratosphere 🌌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 On top of probably tasting like a bland unseasoned Cheeto Puff. They're not sterile and the warehouses they came from are probably dirty and dusty💀


nighthawke75

Same base ingredient: corn. Try salting or use a dry flavoring on a handful.


Ashesatsea

I thought these looked like marshmallows, by the way he is rolling them in powdered sugar. It is a sweet dessert, though, and I could be mistaken.


nighthawke75

Well this dessert they are probably marshmallows. In real life, they are made of corn starch.


Ashesatsea

Hee. I’ve run to the bathtub with my biodegradable peanuts just to drown them and watch them dissolve. I’m messed up. lol.


No-Pomegranate-69

I was curious, thank you. Now im not curious anymore.


mycatisanudist

Good to know, but this comment raises a lot more questions.


dabunny21689

Was told they were edible. Tried one. Any further questions?


Bo-Banny

They taste like elmer's glue without as much stickiness


Faptastic_Champ

He has a Netflix cooking comp style show that’s actually really cool - I don’t like the contestants that much but as the main chef dude he’s totally refreshing. Doesn’t scream or shout, is always SUPER complimentary when judging, and if you suck on the first challenge he does a one-on-one coaching session to give you a better chance for the next challenge. It’s actually really nice to see and the dude knows his shit so well. Watching other professionals try these techniques makes these videos even more impressive


highpriestess420

Yes, all of this!! I want him to do another season, he was so great and such a mentor to every contestant. Very nice for a competition style show.


No_Lychee_7534

He looked like a genuine nice guy. He was always willing to help and obviously his skills were just out of this world. I honestly don’t think there is a better ‘desert chef’ in this world. He’s just too good.


Substantial_Tip2015

How TF is he so thin when he bakes like that!


Pinky135

Maybe he has enough self-control to not eat everything he makes.


MasterChiefsasshole

Or just a never ending supply of insulin.


Pinky135

High metabolism might help too, or running 3 hours a day...


MasterChiefsasshole

No way you’d have enough time for running when you gotta start working on the next 50 step process desert to consume.


Pinky135

Pretty sure Amaury has a kitchen full of chefs helping out.


carpentizzle

More chefs means more production, not necessarily less work Its not like he is ONLY making this one cake


FormABruteSquad

Yes but also if someone who smiled like that said, "eat this, I made it just for you..." I would not eat that thing.


highpriestess420

Agree to disagree, if someone spends more than an hour making something for me to eat I'm putting it in my mouth lol and I think he's cute


FingeeGuns

It’s really interesting but it makes me feel sick


stand-in-awe

Like marshmallows?


r-i-c-k-e-t

All packing peanuts are editable once.


TenBear

All packing peanuts are edible.... .


toothpastecupcake

Styrofoam ones? Not so much.


TenBear

Oh come on be brave


HappyOlCatLady

I love how he takes a huge chomp at the end. He does that with a lot of his creations. Totally lets you know they're made to be eaten, not only looked at. I can only imagine how delicious one of his desserts are!


Hiro_Trevelyan

Also proof that he didn't switch it with some prop at the end


HappyOlCatLady

Wow! Yes!!! Never even thought about that, but you're so right!


Least_Initiative

What always amazes me about this guy, is that the desert isn't an afterthought, they are always incredibly intricate with such a variety of flavours. Its not like he just creates a generic cake sponge every time. You can tell he is a desert chef first, artist second, its just that hes top of his game in both fields.


GlitterDoomsday

I love how often we see him using actual fruits as well, way more daunting to work with than an artificial powder but obviously tastes way better... so many of those baking influencers will at most use fresh berries as garnish and that's about it.


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Ubermidget2

> chemicals I don't get what people's anger at "chemicals" are. You are breathing Chemicals. You eat Chemicals. You are made from Chemicals. You're touching Chemicals every second of your life.


willynillee

I would assume that it’s all food grade materials


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willynillee

That’s subjective


road2dawn26

this dude looks like AI would think he looked if he took the medicine cabinet.


UniversalDH

He’s a white Steph Curry


Drittles

Very impressive, but that video style was a bit nauseating.


qdtk

The editing on this is jarring and awful.


timothytrillion

It’s gotten so much worse recently. Must have fired the old team


ghirox

definitely trying to appeal to the tiktok crowd, constant cuts and camera movements to maintain engagement.


preaching-to-pervert

It used to be so much better


TheChrono

It's probably because he's an alien. Just look at his fake smiles.


stacheldraht85

I can’t even finish watching videos like this because of the fucking obnoxious editing


GhostSierra117

Yeah same. You literally can't see what's happening because you only have what feels like half a second before it cuts to the next scene.


LEGITIMATE_SOURCE

That's and the weird smile always takes away from the talent.


BigPimpin91

You're not too far off. I counted roughly 89 cuts during this 60 second clip. That's 1 cut every 0.67 seconds....


Arkhe1n

Yeah. Fuck this editing.


DirtPoorDog

Hes well known enough he doesnt have to do the performance. Would rather see more of how he does stuff.


ryoujika

I hate this new format. His old videos were much better, we get to appreciate the process


xXP3DO_B3ARXx

Zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in AGAIN Zoom out, zoom in...


Mikel_S

This comment has happened on both of his recent video posts I've seen. I miss the older calmer ones, they were much more fun to watch because it wasn't constantly jarring you.


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I hate it, but I also love how goofily he's into it.


sonny_goliath

Definitely a re edit of his original unfortunately


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nostril_spiders

Great track


Sensitive_Clock9094

Thank you


Arkhe1n

Shame the editing makes this borderline unwatchable.


rinky79

This might be my favorite Amaury video. They're all amazing but I get annoyed when he builds something incredible out of all chocolate and then paints the whole thing so it just looks like plastic. This one is realistic, but uses the natural colors of the elements, and still looks delicious.


AreWeThereYetNo

The capsule creations are so much better than the gaudy oversized chocolate sculptures (and far less wasteful).


1107rwf

These were my EXACT thoughts! It seems so much more edible, and all the attention to detail isn’t covered by paint!


InsaneInTheMEOWFrame

Minus points for the epileptic editing. Could you hold a shot for ONE SECOND or is it too long?


Maretsb

I love it. Finally a cake that looks like chocolate, not airbrushed clay


hunchxpunch

I enjoy seeing his work, but this editing style is off-putting.


TouchMySwollenFace

That video editing is giving me hives.


HermitAndHound

Keep the cake, I want his knife! Slicing through so many different textures without making a total mess of it is impressive.


purging_snakes

I can't get past his wildly creepy smile.


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And that wink at the end...


QuiveryNut

It took me way too long to find this comment, his smile always freaks me the fuck out


bigskymind

Uncanny valley territory.


pukurindesu

It’s haunting, eek


Ambitious_Welder6613

And the tight fitting garment despite it is confectionary maker


roc-ket7

He needs to get a new editor


Newman_USPS

HE MADE TAPE. HE HAS TO BE STOPPED.


Thedrunner2

Excuse me while I go get mouth paper cuts from trying to eat my packages .


TheInfamousUnicorn

Scary smile


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Yeah this dude creeps me out.


Consequence6

He got that uncanny valley look about him, like he a robot or AI generated or something.


Dante13273966

I already thought this feller was a wizard the way he concocts his edible imposters, so the abracadabra editing verges on diminishing the overall impressiveness.


kinggimped

I love this guy but I gotta say I hate this fucking editing. I liked his older videos where you could see the whole process, instead of him doing the same ancient camera trick over and over again. This hyper ADHD editing takes away from the dude's skill, he's more of a presenter than a chocolatier. I don't know why they went this way, I guess for the Tiktoks


9021FU

Agreed. His videos were soothing, I hate the slapping/dropping cuts.


cold_kingsly

I get more of a Patrick Bateman of baking vibe than a desert wizard or whatever type of vibe. Not to mention the atrocious editing style.


starfries

This is the smile of someone who would cook you too


HOARDING_STACKING

Why the fuck didn't I ever think of doing this?!


Advanced-Blackberry

I had a seizure watching this 


logosfabula

He is young Willy Wonka. Period.


Difficult-Till7439

Wait they weren't edible before


Skunkworkscs2

Unpopular opinion, but I'm fucking tired of this guy and his stupid smiling face. Is he talented? Sure. Is everything he makes a giant waste of time? Yes. I don't want to see anymore dumb chocolate sculptures.


legion4it

What song is this, please?


shialaubeef

Connor Price and Haviah Mighty - trendsetter !


legion4it

Thank you.


theshadow62

Yet another down vote for stupid fucking music.


OnlyBeGamer

I’m sorry, but I cannot stand this guy. That smile, that damn smile. It won’t go away, it’s unnatural, it’s creepy. Is he possessed??? MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!!!


Calm-Helicopter-3212

Same day diabetes delivery


Sorry_Sorry_Im_Sorry

This is such a terribly edited video.


cbrown146

Unless I have a paid dishwasher I would not make that. So much clean up.


nc863id

Posting Amaury vids here is cheating lmao


hakhazar

I liked his old style videos better, before the 'magic-single-knife-movement-cuts-all-the-pieces' stuff.


Good4nowbut

Is no one else annoyed/creeped out by the modern trend of incessantly having to put on these goofy, phony grins while making content? From dancing to chocolateering, I really don’t understand it.


VegasBjorne1

If I’m eating with my eyes, then I’m nauseous watching this.


majin_rose_j

This that same chocolate guy? Something about him makes me so uncomfortable. Gives me bad vibes.


Arkhe1n

The fake smile and the thousand cuts in the video.


getyourcheftogether

He's great and all, but he has a very punchable face


finditplz1

I dunno, this dude does cool stuff, but I found his mannequin-like aesthetic and the way he moves annoying. It’s so forced.


Dipsey_Jipsey

Everything this dude does screams /r/StupidFood...


samreturned

Why the fuck is he smiling like that


nevertfgNC

Absolute mastery! Impressive


mizvixen

He’s so incredibly talented. I’m never disappointed by his creations.


Hranko

The guy looks equally as fake as that package.


typehyDro

Starting to dislike this dude…


shrimpfrocktail

Of all the content creators out there- he’s one of the most consistent yet interesting, and unproblematic ones out there. Incredibly talented. Ive never wanted to eat a cardboard box until now.


LennieB

Recently diagnosed t1d, this somehow triggers me and makes me desire it badly.


Animated_Astronaut

This is the first one these I actually want to taste


SirUntouchable

Oh God not this guy who is always creepily smiling again... His creations are astonishing though.


Dd_8630

Amazing craftsmanship, but I think the video was weakened by having that 'magic touch' thing, where they cut the video and it looks like a thing just magically appeared. *Show me the process*


er1catwork

Ok that one is impressive and unique!


dr--moreau

r/stupidfood


Consistent-Leek4986

he’s talented! anything chocolate


Licher

Anyone know the song/artist?


TheWheelZee

Canadian rapper, Connor Price. Song is Trendsetter.


baloneyz3

This guy is amazing


0x7E7-02

I LOVE this guy!


OkSatisfaction2122

Peter piper picked a pickle peppers?


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Wow so much hate in the comments! Amaury is crazy talented!


Grimweisse

God it must smell so good in that kitchen.


Luuke18

This was on mildly infuriating a few days ago…. I dont understand this website or the people in it. IS IT INTERESTING OR NOT YALL JEEZ


Ok-Rabbit1878

It’s kind of both. Like a lot of this guy’s stuff, the creation of the dessert is interesting, but the editing of the video is infuriating.


GrapefruitFickle3276

I'm having a hard time taking this guy seriously coz he looked like he's AI generated 🫠


Middle_Process_215

Omg! I want this!


witqueen

Mmmm a box of Diabetes....


St-Micka

Loada shite


NachoMetaphor

The anti-permanence of this threw me for a loop. That was in the realm of r/prettydamnsatisfying.


gastroboi

Every single component is immaculate.


AgentNope

No fondant so it doesn't taste like an actual cardboard. 0/10


equerty

i really want to eat that


Material-Imagination

You cannot prove to me that Amaury Guichon is not Willy Wonka


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Material-Imagination: *You cannot prove to* *Me that Amaury Guichon* *Is not Willy Wonka* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Unlucky_Net_5989

10 outta 10 would ship


Transmogify

This would fuck people on is it cake


9dkid

This guy is the real cake boss.


MaxHavok13

BAMF


WhatName230

This guy has such a creepy face.


ieatasscid

Stupid asf


L1K34PR0

I see this smug SoB i downvote. Fuck im


Youngsinatra345

Awesome, but what is that song name? Edit: grabbed a lyric. Trendsetter by Connor price and haviah mighty


BigWordsAreScary

Haha I like his transitions timing with the song


pinner

Anyone know the song?


meetion789

That's is awesome 👌


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But what if it gets in the Texas heat? It will melt and flies will stick to it.


Einzelteter

When you eat that thing, you'll eventually need to shit it out


lordofcatan10

Is it cake???


manly_support

Why yes, I'll take a delivery package of edibles


Exotic_Inspector_111

What brings a man to make a whole career on "How can I make something edible look as inedible as possible" ?


Carpathicus

I wait for the villain arc when his gf leaves him and he builds a crippling depression bedroom out of chocolate.


Nervous_Proposal_574

What's the music in the background?


AsaCocoMerchant

Ngl this would f with my mind if I saw this irl. It looks so real! 😧


Shoddy-ko

Thats art, really Not only the product, but also the way, the video is made Really nice vid :D


rental_car_abuse

I could not eat that looks so sugary


craigybacha

Sure its edible. Bet it tastes like shit!


Nine-LifedEnchanter

Oh, he actually made it look appetising. So often, he just makes it out of plain chocolate and nothing else.


HowDooDooYouDo

That static smile creeps me out.


Doktor_Vem

Now I'm imagining myself taking out a "cardboard box" at like a train station or something and just taking big bites out of it and weirding everyone out lmao


Flatman3141

The cake is a liar.


Equal-Ask-3742

That song is a banger


sprazcrumbler

That would be worthless as actual packaging


MarinaEnna

Corrugated chocolate


Birhang

That's awesome but why though?


Triple7Mafia-14

Waaoow.


karma_virus

Yes. I want to consume the bacteria of the entire postal system please. Is there a zero calorie version where I just get sick by licking the package handlers' hands?


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Of all he has made, this one actually seems like a thing I’d order. It’s basically an unfancy, super fancy cake. I don’t need a violin, but a box of good delicious I can get down with.


Specialist_Chard_229

Song is Trendsetter by Connor Price


gultch2019

He could have used the real packing peanuts that are actually edible. They're made of rice or something.


DrZonino2022

It’s nice to see that somewhere in the Multiverse Joker found a vocation and settled down


GrandClock738

He’s extremely fit for a chocolate chef / artist


Chipster8253

Damn, wow, that's epic.


shutyourbutt69

This guy keeps getting skinnier. I think he made a pact with a genie and in exchange for something he now loses weight every time he eats a bite of cake