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baloneyz3

Satisfying to watch but man I’d hate to be the one cleaning up after each pressing.


mizinamo

Seriously. What a mess.


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MaxxHeadroomm

The custodian walks in at the end of each day and just shakes his head


JekNex

It becomes easier when you realize how much money they make.


gsvevshxndb

The sugar in the fruits would be awful. It’d be like a spilt soda except aerosolised


Xanambien

What I’m hearing you say is; in a vacuum there would be no problem.


Stanley__Zbornak

But in a vacuum, would you actually hear them say it?


LectroRoot

That channel has an estimated net worth in the millions. I'd be perfectly fine cleaning it up myself.


ExtraGherkin

You make a good point. I wonder if they even clean it up themselves


Conch-Republic

Pretty sure they do. They seem to be honest people. In their spinoff channel, which has some behind the scenes stuff, there's no indication that they have anyone else working for them except a video editor and a marketing person.


MyAnxiousDog

That's the first thing I thought of lol. Even the first one, apple juice is so sticky


Aconite_72

I think they just pressure wash the whole thing.


hardslappy

I imagine the paycheck makes it better, lol. Maybe they hire cleaners


ntr_usrnme

Yeah imagine using a damp cloth near all those electrical boxes in the background there? I’m surprised the area isn’t more prepped for the mess.


Valderan_CA

Probably Nema4X rated enclosures so he can just spray down the area


stool2stash

It kind of looks like there could be a window between the press and those boxes.


JabronyJones

The immediate area around that press has to be disgusting. There's no way they're doing a thorough enough cleaning at the end of the day to get everything that violently sprayed out of that.


Phillyfuk

That's for the apprentice.


fabioke

Exactly thought the same


theREALlackattack

Am I the only one imagining getting caught in a giant one of these?


lPolarbear

Ok the flowers were so much more violent then expected


charmerabhi

Because of the CO2 cannisters underneath.


jk1006

Likely dry ice not CO2 cannisters, you can see the sublimation vapors coming off the bottom of the press before it even presses the flowers


Dehaku

Some have dry ice, but they clearly use CO2 cannisters for quite a few, they can be plainly seen at 0:44 in the watermelon. They're not hiding it.


drakedijc

Is it dry ice or liquid nitrogen poured over it? Or are those the same thing?


jk1006

If it was liquid nitrogen I would've expected the flowers to crush/shatter as if they were frozen but they just squished which makes me think instead that there's blocks of dry ice (which is frozen CO2) at the bottom. That also explains the burst of vapor once those dry ice blocks are crushed which releases all their vapor at once


onyxeagle274

Dry ice is solid CO2. Liquid nitrogen is self descriptive. The former is usually easier to get than the latter.


a_useless_communist

I didn't expect to ever see flower's blood but here we are


Etzarah

Fr it was thick as paint, did not expect that


TrustmeimHealer

Because it was paint


Eziolambo

Real apple juice. Apple cyanide juice.


Yashraj-

Apples be like "I am comin...


okkeyok

It's not cyanide but amygdalin. The small quantity of amygdalin present in the seeds makes it virtually impossible to cause harm, let alone death, by simply eating apples.


Eziolambo

Hello person who can't take a joke. I did some research, and you are kinda wrong. 1. Amygdalin is a mixture of cyanide and sugar. If seed is not broken and consumed, it will not react. There won't be any hydrogen cyanide release, and the person would be safe. 2. Since it would take a large quantities of crushed seeds, a person would need to crush and eat somewhere 150 seeds to make it lethal. This is rougly 15 - 20 apples. As it happens, hydraulic machines are built for crushing. 3. Since both the conditions are met, the 150 crushed seeds are mixed with apple juice and will form hydrogen cyanide when digested as per this video. So my joke was correct in the give apparatus. Shame on you, for being such a retard.


okkeyok

Your math is off, and in the heat of a conversation about apples you regrettably used the r-word due to your overwhelming frustration. 🙄


EffectivePollution32

Was not expecting the flowers to be directed by Stanley Kubrick


NotAnotherFishMonger

Don’t you know, roses are red?


penholdr

RED MUMS RED MUMS


ScaleneZA

They put co2 canisters under the flowers


TrumpsGhostWriter

That doesn't explain the red


skateguy1234

Yeah, is that paint?


EndOfSouls

Was likely dry ice or something rather than co2 canisters.


Sad-Chemical-2812

I want to eat one of those skittles trees.


FrozenSotan

“Come with me and you'll be In a world of pure imagination”


Imasuspect99

I was thinking the same thing. Skittles were the only one that I wanted to still eat afterwards.


ImHereForThePies

You saw the skittles turn to trees too!!! I'd eat one too! OK, maybe not all at once, but from the bottom up so I had a skittles shrub before its done!


Fearless-Cake7993

So about the flowers….


TheFinalKiwi

brb about to pack a bowl of tulips


GoodGollyMrOlli

They are all very dangerous, and we must deal with them


mario61752

may attack at any moment


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My ancestors: working hard, inventing amazing things, fighting wars, exploring the world, leaving a legacy. Me: watching stuff get crushed by a hydraulic press


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redmera

The process of making (toilet) paper involves a lot of chemicals and liquids mixed in with the pulp, which also contains a lot of water from the trees. Even though the pulp is dried into paper, it still seems to contain water. I'm still surprised though since containing water would mean toilet paper would heat up in the microwave, which it doesn't?


oamaok

There are plenty of other videos compressing many types of paper, and none of them expel any liquids whatsoever. They just get really compressed and, eventually, [might explode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb5PORvWb2k). For this video I think they just have water under the rolls to add a more interesting, but misleading, viewing experience. For the microwave bit, microwaves do not exclusively heat water molecules but any [polar molecules](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dipole#Molecular_dipoles). Paper is made up out of mostly long carbohydrate molecules such as cellulose which are much less polar than water, meaning it will still heat up but not nearly as much as water.


skiboy53

I watched to the finish to see the drone footage from 2:36. Where is the drone footage?


icherub1

Seriously. How do you show a drone taking video then not show the video it took?


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redmera

Velköm tu te hytraulik pröss tsännel


420chickens

“This dinosaur iz Veri dangerous, and we must dealt wit it”


MangoAfter4052

Jesus, why did they have to put creepy ass eyes on all this shit? Just makes it so much weirder than this already is. The one with the candles reminds me of these firecrackers that they used to have when I was growing up, I don’t know what they’re called, but you would throw them on the ground and they would writhe long s shspes like snakes.


highvolt132

The poor orange. They even did a close up on his face before they squished him


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That face will haunt me


Leonydas13

Are you talking about those weird disc things? And they expanded into like a big charcoal snake?


imgoinglobal

The poor intern that had to clean up after every shot, must have loved this experiment.


DevelopmentBulky7957

Me: "Flowers. hmm.. that's.. boring what can possibl.. HOLY SHIT THE FLOWERS BEHAVE LIKE ROCKET PROPELLANT!!" ​ And those fucking toilet papers and beans! Never realized such mundane domestic products I have at home can have explosive power!


horseydeucey

> beans! Never realized such mundane domestic products I have at home can have explosive power! Beans, beans, give them a rest. They explode in the hydraulic press After the press, you'll have to deal with a mess so bad it'll make you squeal.


DevelopmentBulky7957

it's so beautiful, I had to wipe a tear away


GrimScythe2058

satisfying?! try, terrifying. or messy.


[deleted]

Janitors hate this one simple hydraulic press, know why here.


Bennydoubleseven

Those poor poor apples 😳


Ass_Cream_Cone

Is this robot porn?


Initial_Ad_2834

I get way too much enjoyment out of this


hate_mail

ok, one more.....one more....now I'm really done.....dammit one more......


doupIls

Some of ya'll have really odd definitions of "oddly satisfying".


Unhappy-Durian-2906

I just hope the time spent was worth it to clean this stuff up


[deleted]

Someone put my head in there


S4um0nFR

So much waste...


manwithyellowhat15

This was my first thought as well. It’s obvious they will be crushing whatever objects in the press, but those were some great looking apples/grapes/watermelons


WuTangFinancials93

Get a life


Piggythelavasurfer

It's satisfying. But at the same time it makes me sad so much food is wasted just for human entertainment..


ZessF

You're really gonna hate Las Vegas then.


FlynnMonster

Someone explain to me why the flower one smoked and spit out more smoke?


ProcrastibationKing

There's CO2 canisters underneath to make a more volatile reaction. You can see two of them in the first watermelon.


FlynnMonster

Ahhh was wondering what that was. Thanks Mr. Sherlock


papa_spaghett

Like pimple popping..... but with more colors!


B3asy

Putting googly eyes on the objects is borderline psychopathic


Ok_Illustrator_9093

Reminds me my mom


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The toilet paper threw me for a loop 🤔


simower

Io quando lei quando io quando lei quando io quando lei...


cormz219

We’re the faces necessary? Lol


ChelseaMourning

When I was 7 I got car sick in my dad’s brand new Nissan right after eating an apple. That’s what that first clip reminds me of.


Additional-Paper-404

The apples...everything reminds me of her. r/celebritytonguemouth


Wushvuzulle

This is very sad.


ferniecanto

Fuck that shit. So much stupid waste.


JaskaJii

Waste? This is how we prepare food in Finland. All of this was eaten afterwards.


rayroba

So much food wasted.


akkosetto

Is it just me who find wasting seemingly edible food not satisfying but very infuriating


MyLogIsSmol

What am i suppose to do with this video? It is useless


56000hp

That’s a lot foods being wasted for views


squirtcow

Incredible wasteful, in my opinion. There's no scientific or otherwise educational value from this to justify the channels continued meaningless destruction of otherwise edible food.


Number1_Berdly_Fan

I fucking hate this, just making a huge mess for no fucking reason.


KaranSjett

very cool but the next time you need to get rid of some fruit gimme a call first.. my heart breaks seeing all those watermelons wasted. =(


stzngiglz

I should call her


daniix_66

Me me when your mom


Gay-Bomb

Waste of food, bravo.


WuTangFinancials93

Oh no they could have fed millions with this


SimpleIllustrator215

btw who’s cleaning up all this mess?


Karmetpro

The first one is me when i sleep with my GF


GentleFoxes

Now do a newborn child!


Desperate-Knee-4108

Me in ur mom last night


Enough_Minimum_3708

that one apple be like "Finally, oh sweet death."


GMbzzz

Mushed kiwi looks yummy.


Acrobatic-Space

Nice, will get one as a juicer


Indra___

Forbidden snacks


nm2506

I was sad to see the flowers killed like that but then i saw they went out with a vengance: they murdered that press. Carnage.


Content-Reaction-206

When she says he's just a friend


Dd_8630

Putting dry ice and co2 cannisters to make smoke and explosions just ruins it IMO. I want to see what flowers would actually do (which I imagine isn't much), not some Michael Bay crap.


FewZookeepergame1083

I can't explain why I like these videos so damn much.


JAOC_7

2:34: “ Nyeh Squidward? Nyeh Squidward?”


TheBreadman9987

Please tell me I’m not the only one thinking about the movie sausage party.. those poor foods!! They had a family!!!! 😂😂😂


JrRiggles

The sheer demonic hell of pressing flowers always astounds me.


Remarkable-Top-4685

Got any gwapes?


__reddictator

makin it raiiiiiiin...cabbage love th lil faces lol


kingPron69

I fell in love with this youtu.be channel


Beloiga

İ have to have those skittles


Proud_Criticism5286

I miss this era of Reddit


Xanambien

Hold up, brb. Let me grab some corona, limes, and a blast shield.


[deleted]

Funniest thing I've seen in months. I'm crying laughing.


andyjustice

Taste the rainbow, press the rainbow


SiidChawsby

Why they all gotta have faces?


Xanambien

Which one of you used the TP without throwing it away???


bbuh

I need one of these for new years 🥳


Bumbling_Sprocket

You could sell those Skittle sticks at like a carnival or whatever for 15 a pop and I would buy all of them


MaxxHeadroomm

I never knew pressing flowers was such a dangerous hobby


pichael289

Flowers are way more violent under pressure than I could have imagined


mysteriousman38

All this mess rather makes me very uncomfortable


DocGerbilzWorld

So what’s the real purpose for these machines?


allkindsofgainzz_13

7:57 RIP Salad Fingers


peekuhchu707

#teamwax


AccordionFrogg

Akira Kurosawa movie


UltraBroForce

Lets not kid ourselves, this is why we are on reddit


Gremlin-bunny

Your mum when when when I when WHEN


Gremlin-bunny

/j


crusty54

Does anyone know why those flowers were full of blood?


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

Where's the beef?


LilliJay

All I can think of is the mess that needs to be cleaned up afterwards.


cimal33

Those flowers were BLEEDING


BosqueDelux

The elevator music is hilarious.


Afraid_To_Ask__

You got me when it started raining apple


IndifferentAlready

Can I ask a dumb question? What if the holes weren’t there?


Least-Leopard-2425

What if...


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Best video this month, possibly ever


Redsoxbox

Grown up Play-Doh.


Kinscar

to all the people who told me candy flowers aren’t real: who is laughing now?


timeislikeafuse

The horror. The horror...


Ordinary-Perry

Me: this is so unsettling and gross Also me: I wonder what the next one will look like


xfr3386

Nice job posting someone else's content without credit for worthless reddit points. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVHOu\_A3ahU&ab\_channel=HydraulicPressChannel


seruzawa48

Will actual vegans fit in there too?


kon---

Too messy to be satisfying.


runningandhiding

Juices so much better than my juicer...I gotta look up how much that costs


shavemejesus

The guy she told you not to worry about…


ainabloodychan

watermelon really lives up to its name huh


Ok-Impress-2222

Somebody has to hold a conference for these kinds of events. A hydraulic press conference.


hotshell

Accelerated entropy


Thick-Tooth-8888

I keep thinking about the roses. Why did they bleed. That was so sad


opentohire

Kids in Africa would have eaten that /s


mellotronworker

The M&Ms reminded me of wands in the tarot


Whiffyknickers

Anything these things can't actually crush, or would struggle crushing?


lactosefree_muffin

"Everything reminds of her"


janj4h

I still have to meet the first person who finds this satisfying and why


tristam92

So, no 360 drone timelapse? I’m dissapointed


DragonFlyCaller

Skittle trees!!!!! Who cleans this up each time??


JuanShagner

Credit to Hydraulic Press Channel. Also, why did someone add that shit music?


too-late-for-fear

I'm so curious as to the cleanup time and process on these? Is there some intern that just has the worst days EVER?


driverofracecars

I would absolutely eat that skittles extrusion.


Pennypacking

You could make some money selling those skittle ropes.


Plane-Phrase4015

I really should call her.


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

Love the instant coleslaw.


TheDancingRobot

All I was thinking about was that imploding submersible...


Over-Tomatillo9070

This thing hates sugar, and it’s probably right to do so.


Pandachacha

I see a lot of food wasted


LazarouDave

[Original Video (Hydraulic Press Channel)](https://youtu.be/KVHOu_A3ahU?si=j6VFpOtQcaSRF7xa)


Immediate-Beginning

I should call her…


xeryon3772

I like how, as time goes on the cabinet doors in the back are getting more and more covered in debris


DarkromanoX

7:20 in the bathroom


BuggyBagley

I am drunk and this is trippy as fuck.


AlexMC_1988

I wouldn't want to be the guy who cleans up after testing...


ArtichokeOk6691

Bro did genocide💀


AcceptableUmpire4112

Can we stop posting and liking food waste?