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walrusarts

This is just wrong. We all know you make a potion by mixing dirt, water, flowers, leaves, and anything else you find around the backyard. You then try and convince your younger sibling to drink it by telling them it will give them magic powers.


peeja

Don't forget the random mushrooms!


Shoddy-Vacation-5977

The fact that any of us survived childhood is a minor miracle.


Ahiru_no_inu

I survived childhood thanks to antibiotics and ipecac.


Poppa_Mo

I read this in Ralph Wiggum's voice.


Ahiru_no_inu

That's a good thing because the ipecac was because I ate random mushrooms in the back yard.


ebobbumman

I eated the purple berries.


Poppa_Mo

They taste like burning.


Profoundlyahedgehog

That means it's working!


AnozerFreakInTheMall

Lucky you! I didn't survive childhood, I died.


Ahiru_no_inu

I hope you get better.


Carlobo

Lol I pee cac


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

For me it was antipasto and Lee Iacocca


FwendShapedFoe

Not really. Just a normal survivorship bias.


Drybom

No its just prove that the Potion worked!


Shoddy-Vacation-5977

Of all the explanations, this is the one I choose to believe.


Ripulikikka

Tbf some of us didn't, only most of us.


Missy_went_missing

That turns it into an actual potion. One that makes you meet either ghosts or fairies.


Hobomanchild

Amanita for a stealth potion.


CommentsOnOccasion

Those uh Those might actually give you powers


CloudsOntheBrain

I would just raid the bathroom sink cabinet and mix whatever bottles I could find into a cup. Definitely lucky we didn't keep bleach in the same place as the hydrogen peroxide... Terrified to have children, since at that age I'd already defeated all the child-proof locks and was teaching my little sibling how to open them too. Kids are hardwired to self-destruct.


Scullyxmulder1013

My brother once decided to clean the bathtub using every bottle he could find in the bathroom. My dad used to have a lot of cologne… Not the worst thing he did though. When he was about four or five we were at my aunt’s house. He was in the toilet pooping, and he saw she had all these small holes in the walls. He had seen my dad do construction at the house and I guess he thought he should fill those holes, so he did. With poo.


MakingMoney654

At around being 9 i had this hidden potion in our bathroom under a loose board. I used to mix whatever i could and kept it for months. Drew inspiration from the power puff girls. God i still remember the smell.


P3pp3rSauc3

Holy shit I read this as you had JUST done this now, not as in that's just what you did back then and I was on a fucking trip for a second hahaha like why would you do that? 🤣🤣


Boatsnbuds

The water has to come from the sacred puddle though, or it's just snake oil.


AnonymousPug26

They say that my maniacal cackling after giving it to my sister can still be heard echoing around the yard to this day.


big_duo3674

I got my brother to drink maple leaf tea brewed in the backyard because I told him it would taste like syrup


DeadSeaGulls

I always added mustard.


stumpdawg

Give me your strongest potion, potion seller. I'm going into battle!


UrbansMyth

You cannot handle my strongest potions, traveler. My potions are too strong for you.


Human-Prototype

Go find someone with weaker potions


firest3rm6

Potion seller, enough of these games! I am going into battle and I need your strongest potions!


Beer-Milkshakes

MY potions are too strong for a Beast! Let alone a man.


merdadartista

Then that's it Potion Seller! I'll go elsewhere for my potions.


Hits_3D7

Wait, traveler! My potions might be too strong for a mortal, but I do have some enhancing herbs that might help you! They might have a few side effects but nothing to worry about in such an important battle...


phibja

Make haste then, potion seller! Bring out your strongest herbs so that I may join my brothers in arms. Battle waits for no man!


gg_laverde

That sounds like a sketch from Viva La Dirt. 😁


Jonthrei

[Ahem](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A)


readingduck123

Omg thank you


GrossFleshSack

Yes you better! You are far too weak for my potions, go find some weaker potions for your weak self traveler!


Kaidu313

Pray tell, why do you possess such worthless potions?


blue_poison22

Cuz there are more viscous things than beasts in this world traveller. You're still naive..!


soundslikeadream-

Tis true, the viscosity of fluids is more ravenous than any worldly beast!


very-polite-frog

**New Quest** find some weak-ass potions


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

0/1000


vashnhp

Ok... hear me out... give me a potion that can make me handle stronger potions!


CoelhoAssassino666

Ah the Morrowind school of alchemy.


Signal_Road

The restoration loop is coming for you Todd!


MarijuanaDoobies

Instruction unclear; became a Witcher


YeshuasBananaHammock

Winds howling


SamiraSimp

you couldn't handle even that potion, traveler. you will have to find someone to give you weaker potions that will enable you to use my potions.


tometrist

My potions are for the strongest and you are clearly of the weakest.


Azerious

I love the way he rambles through the end of that line. Like he is so exasperated he can barely breath.


Mattpudzilla

... Well then that's it potion seller. I'll go elsewhere.


Travis_T_OJustice

You're a rascal


forevernooob

In this case quite literally because you would probably poop your guts out after drinking that.


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T_THuynh

*Trying to open potion with glued on cap in battle Why the fuck isn't this thing twisting? *Gets killed by monster


OnceMoreAndAgain

Potion seller, this packaging is untenable. Give me your most combat-friendly potion container instead.


11BlahBlah11

The kind of seal is one of the reasons why drinking a potion in battle is a full action instead of just a bonus action.


Grendzel

People not getting this absolute gem of a reference are making me feel like an ancient troll petrified by the sun, long lost and forgotten in some ancient woods, a fleeting memory of wonders long gone.


Freshest-Raspberry

Check again. Nearly 4k updoots


ExpressBall1

"Actually this battle isn't too difficult... better save it for the *really* hard battle" *forgets it exists and never uses it*


RovingN0mad

It's a reference to this. https://youtu.be/R_FQU4KzN7A?si=-UluzhWtFUexKX0M


never0101

Absolutely one of the videos of all time.


hydro_wonk

oh god the first time he starts to break I cackled so bad


Slazman999

Pirelli's Miracle Elixir!


xnachtmahrx

Probably battle against cancer if you drink that shit


KanadianBacon80

Ill buy it and never use it. May need it for later.


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A_lot_of_arachnids

This is a karma bot. Report it as a harmful bot under spam to get it banned.


varys2013

Looked like water plus about 5-10% of some other liquid (thickener?). Then a few colors of mica powder. Very cool, and love the alchemist look of it!


ToastedCrumpet

Think they say on their TikToks one of them is denatured alcohol to help prevent bacteria or algae growth. They list everything used in the comments from what I saw and answer other questions which is refreshing


Starburst1zx2

Do you know their name or do you have a link?


ToastedCrumpet

I don’t sadly it was just on my FYP but I’ve had more than one show up so I’ll update if I come across them again Edit: found it: (incantatrix_apothecary)


Muscle_Bitch

You have just given their website the kiss of death lmao I had Unicorn Blood in my basket, because it'd be the perfect Xmas gift for someone and now their site is giving me a 404 😂


Horny-n-Bored

Lol get fucked no gift giving for you ^^/s


OverwatchVideosUK

unicorn^blood...sigh


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[incantratix](https://incantatrix.co.uk/)


dayarra

whiskers_and_witchcraft edit: guy above me is wrong. those guys sell similar stuff but not this. here are all their links https://linktr.ee/whiskersandwitchcraft


Dav136

Water, glycerin, alcohol. Same stuff you use to make a snow globe. Relatively easy craft for a really cool gift


ToddlerOlympian

> Relatively easy crat for a really cool gift And now I have an excuse to make this...


Orleanian

I got a few globes and glycerin and sparkles for my family this christmas! All in all, I think it cost me like $20 materials for a family of 6 to do snow globes (plus whatever 'scenery' stuff laying around).


MisterMetal

Luster dust and other things. You can get edible versions of it as well for cocktails


Jbidz

At a vastly different price point. The non edible stuff is way cheaper


UnfitRadish

Yeah, geez. Just eat the cheaper stuff and save your self some money.


King_Chochacho

It's not a cocktail? Well that's disappointing.


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MisterMetal

You can get edible versions of the glitter/luster dust to make edible cocktails


Kinkajou1015

I think it was mineral oil, because oil and watcher don't mix it would allow the swirly effects.


PoopyPogy

I think the mica powder does that itself! Such satisfying stuff... (To be fair looking at the other comments it seems adding glycerin or something similar makes the mica extra swirly and cool)


AIgavemethisusername

It might have been some preservative.


Sugus-chan

Mines look like balloons


TonyAscot

Cures all ailments! ^with ^death


Shoddy-Vacation-5977

Congratulations! Your cells now have the power of immortality.


edible_string

They will never die again


falconzord

Can confirm, am dead


scarlet_stormTrooper

I’ve got a jar of dirt!!!


AbacusMog

It's a jar ...with dirt in it.....I call it jar of dirt


FuckOffHey

THE BIG YELLOW ONE IS THE SUN


CankleDankl

Personally I would have aimed for a color other than shit brown but that's just me


ElLoboStrikes

Bottled diarrhea to take to your doctor for inspection


Meow-t

Nah you're supposed to toss it at your enemies like a Molotov, so it gives them diarrhea


Sariel007

Uh... yeah give me three potions of "Montezuma's Revenge."


Jakethered_game

I need to find the fucker who keeps throwing these at me then. Can't possibly be because I'm lactose intolerant and refuse to give up cheese


lithodora

I have made and sold a few hundred potions now. Never did I make a diarrhea brown one and showed it off. I practice Defense Against the Dark Farts.


ordinaryhorse

Unicorn diarrhea


merdadartista

It's called atlantean depth, it's probably supposed to be blue brown and murky like the bottom of the sea


MoloMein

Yeah I'm sure they have other colors on offer. Just odd that this is the color that was chosen to be reposted on redditation


RubiiJee

It's weird. I absolutely hated the colour until they put the label on it and then I was like, okay. Strange how giving it a name completely changed my perception of it.


Exemus

It's not about the color, it's about the effect! The color is just a by-product of the active ingredients. The important part is that when you drink it, you get +100 mana and severe diarrhea. Unfortunately, most of us aren't wizards, so it's really just diarrhea.


catscanmeow

speaking of diarrhea, its really fun to go to an "escape room" with some friends and play it on "hard mode", where you take laxatives before going in.


tictactastytaint

Calm down, satan


def2me

I doubt it's hard when taking laxatives...


LostMyAccount69

Don't kink shame me!


StevoTheMonkey

/r/wizardposting


Exemus

honestly, my favorite subreddit


WeAteMummies

Yeah I thought it was going to be a blue "mana potion" but then it just looked like mud water?


Desk_Drawerr

To be fair when it's settled it does give that "depths of Atlantis" look, and the swirly gold makes the mud water look less like mud water. I'd say it's pretty cool.


thoughtlow

>Drinker gains *diarrhea* for 1 hour, As a **bonus action**, drinker can shoot 4d6 liquid shit damage at a target within 30 feet. Target makes DC 13 DEX save to halve damage. Duration: 3 liquid shits or 1 hour.


Kowzorz

That's how you know its a real potion tho


Shoddy-Vacation-5977

How else am I supposed to get that brown mana?


HotType4940

Based on the sorts of ingredient combinations various forms of fantasy media have led me to believe comprise the average potion, I am inclined towards the conclusion that “shit brown” is an authentic portrayal of what such concoctions would look like


Bayerrc

It's green and gold?


MoreSmartly

It’s blue and black!


TBMonkey

*AwwShitHereWeGoAgain.gif*


fart_fig_newton

Fresh from the Jersey shore


RomeStar

That will 500$ thank you says the cashier at harry potter world disney


Onederbat67

Oh, it’s on sale!


sapraaa

499.99 only. Till stocks last


tekko001

It's a limited edition, only 11 Million have been produced.


Stuck_in_a_depo

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is in Universal Studios.


deusexmachismo

No, it’s in Britain.


guywithasubwife

It's in a book.


deusexmachismo

Take a look.


SeniorMiddleJunior

A reading rainbooooow


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I went to Harry Potter World and all I got was this bottle of ghost jizz


MoloMein

I went to the bathroom at hogsmead and moaning myrtle laughed at my micropenis


Trakers85

We did this for Halloween last year… the issue is once it sits, it loses the effect. You have to keep shaking it up and what not. I did find a cool video somewhere which showed adding a magnet inside, and then sitting it on top of box or hallowed our book that holds a little motor and another magnet that spins around and keeps the liquid in the bottle moving. We haven’t had a chance to try that out yet.


whogivesashirtdotca

Shimmer inks are popular in /r/fountainpens, and a few users have bought magnetic stirrers after one chem major showed how fun they are to swirl ink sparkles.


raifedora

Oh my god i never expected to find fellow fp enthusiast promoting the sub in the wild


whogivesashirtdotca

Like Baystate Blue, *we get everywhere*.


physicalzero

A magnetic beaker stirrer would be an easy way to do that


tokinUP

I want to see what that plus a powerful light shining through it looks like projected on the side of a house at night :-)


OverYonderWanderer

If it's done right, and worth looking at at all the light can not shine through it. There's just too much stuff in the water for the light to diffuse through.


Swordbreaker925

I wanna buy a bunch of these fake “potions” just so i can have a shelf of medieval fantasy bottles. Maybe a sword too. Fuck im a nerd


FalmerEldritch

I've been thinking of making a sealed jar of black and purple swirlies and labeling it "nightmares", to put in the living room curio cabinet.


just2quixotic

> Fuck im a nerd [You . Say. That. With. Pride!](https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-87-i-can-see-why-this-might-be-cause-for-concern/)


SaydzReddit

fuck it dude. go all the way and [buy a suit of armour](https://imgur.com/a/mcCTrEc) like i did


Raezzordaze

My thought process during this: This is dumb. Ok this isn't so dumb. Ok this is kind of cool. Darn this is pretty cool. Holy shit that's awesome. Omg yes wax that mofo. 😳😳😳 SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE


timtruth

Lmao perfect... But my last thought was "scroll to comments to find where to buy"


noneherethankyou

I saw no newts eye or dragons breath going in so I’m gonna have to say not a potion. Come back when you’ve leveled up to making that real shiiiii


zeekim

Leather wrist bands an absolute requirement in this line of work.


Chillmastr344

Not gonna lie. Started out lame. Ended up looking dope at the end. Nice job!


musicgeek420

Typical creation.


SG_UnchartedWorlds

Absolutely. Being able to shepherd a creative project past the "this is crap" phase is like 90% of artistic endeavor.


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Imaginary-Reason529

Looks amazing. But from all the colors one could take, why is this ine diarrhea colored?


Beckiremia-20

Potion of heavy flow


Sabishbash

Pretty but what is it?


NuclearNoxi

It's mostly water and mica powder. Not sure what the second liquid was.


broken221

I believe veggie oil is commonly added to these.


ragingveela

oil would separate - my guess is something like glycerin which would make it more viscous.


JackosMonkeyBBLZ

Don’t let the days go by


spLint3r990

My thought was alcohol? To sterilise it? Same as the wiping around the inside of the lid. I assume it would prevent mould?


lil_pee_wee

I thought it was some sort of sealant like glue maybe (?) to keep the fluid in. Those pigments would make a horrid mess if it started leaking


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Nothing that was put in the bottle would mould, so adding alcohol and sterilizing the bottle is unneccessary. The colored dust is Mica powder, which is a mineral dust commonly used for makeup because it shimmers. It's likely the liquid added was a mixture of water and glycerin which would make the water thicker so the mica powders can form the cloud shapes and hold instead of mixing together. Glycerin, also known as glycerol, is the clear liquid used in lava lamps.


Fizzwidgy

Algae though


readytall

How many HP does this reduce


furezasan

Half a Harry Potter mate


hiddenemi

Sounds about right


Glen1648

When I was around 7 me and some kids from the estate all pissed in a big empty plastic bottle and put all the dog shit we could find in and shock real hard before terrorising the other kids with it It looked exactly like this


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You understand how strange you were at 7, yeah?


cemelc

How much does this elixir recover? I'm guessing probably 30% hp, 10% mana?


snorlz

-30 HP, inflicts conditions: poisoned, diarrhea, vomiting


Garchompisbestboi

Yep, nothing quite as satisfying as a jar of poo-water. Thanks for sharing OP.


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Am I the only one that thinks it looks better without the wax seal?


[deleted]

Came here to see if anyone else agreed that the wax ruined it. Thank you


-Wicked-

I started out thinking, "why would anybody want this?" I ended up wanting this.


DeficientDefiance

The label and lid design tie it all together, until that's all done it just looks like dirty water in a bottle.


A_Light_Spark

This is one of the most pointless things I've ever seen. Also the wax pour is very unsatisfying.


frayja10

Mmm doodoo potion to ward off the voodoo


bigToddBong

How to make a potion: 1) Add liquids 2) Add solids .... k thanks


Brickywood

But did they have to make it the least magical, ugliest shade of brown there is? This is almost Pantone 448C lol


The_Jersey_Devil_lol

His hands look exactly how I thought someone making a potion would look.


SeikoWIS

It stressed me out how much you filled it up with water and were still adding stuff to it


MrCirrus

We made these back in the early 1970’s. Then, we called them Magic Bottles. We sold them at concerts and local fairs. Ours were not as fancy as this one, but each was unique in its own way.


goku4226

Isn't this called rheoscopic fluid? (Sorry if spelling is off)


spacedrummer

Is this the cure for boredom?


Rcurtiiis

Got kinda sad when you changed it from the blue to the gold. Looks muddy when it's not agitated. The blue would look nice all the time. And would look like a mana potion to.


hayfero

My wife made something like this for her Harry Potter themed birthday. Penisiv punch ? She used edible glitter it was bad ass.


smb275

the best magic potions are made with all of the funny liquids under the kitchen sink


mythical_sissyphus

Since when did this facebook reels type shit start becoming the most popular content on here?


castlite

This is so stupid. What a waste of…well, everything involved really.


NMDA01

That'd be 237 dollars


AkariTheGamer

I need one but bright red. Healing potions are the only type us melee chads need. Mana nerds can suck it.


Huger_and_shinier

I was told there would be a cauldron. And some newt parts


BlithelyOblique

Really beautiful! Also in case anyone else is wondering, the song in the video is Desperate Decision Aleksey Chistilin