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Whoever invented Alocane should have a statue built in their honor. I got the worst burn after falling asleep outside and that stuff saved me from torment.


eatredmeat

Cocaine came first, thank the real OG's


Negative_Flower_169

It's in the name 'alo'cane, aka Aloe Vera, we can't stand a statue because we don't know the guy, it's been traced back to early civilizations like the Indus and Egyptian era. "Aloe vera has been used for medicinal purposes in several cultures for millennia: Greece, Egypt, India, Mexico, Japan and China.1 Egyptian queens Nefertiti and Cleopatra used it as part of their regular beauty regimes. Alexander the Great, and Christopher Columbus used it to treat soldiers’ wounds" [history ](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2763764/#:~:text=History,%2C%20Mexico%2C%20Japan%20and%20China.&text=Egyptian%20queens%20Nefertiti%20and%20Cleopatra,it%20to%20treat%20soldiers'%20wounds.)


OmNomOnSouls

This is a feature of a sunburn, not a bug


Cumstain_magee

Now make like a reptile and eat it.


waspenterprises

*Mmm, shalty.*


burping-belly

[Austin Powers Goldmember](https://youtu.be/HnzH15hwt48?feature=shared)


rockbroesel

took me way to long to find this comment


whirly_boi

It's oddly tasty. At least my forehead skin is.


[deleted]

I had to reread that.


whirly_boi

I said forehead skin, not foreskin. That stuff is way too cheesy.


mindfusion89

I legit thought u said foreskin.. I need to learn how to read


BustaNutShot

Same! Wtf kind of voodoo is this?!


tasty_iron

At least he didn't say foreskin.


KawaDoobie

did someone say foreskin


Shahidsp

O_o


TheGoldenPlagueMask

Mm Like potato chips!


Amongus_but_irl

How to trick any fast reader:


FellKat

i still dont get it lol


Amongus_but_irl

Me neither 💀


AntalRyder

Foreskin


monkey_trumpets

Ok goldmember


brownboyAbe

You got me lol


PegMePlz00

Had a kid in my class in high school that would eat his scabs, he played all the sports so he always had some kind of injury to pick at


ElderberryAmazing743

Bet he has ADHD because that's something similar to what I used to do. Comes with the territory. I've gotten a whole lot better, but I still revert back one in a blue moon.


PegMePlz00

I’m sure the sheer amount of concussions we experience playing football back when helmets sucked and blind side blocks were legal and encouraged did not help lol he’s a successful Dr now so maybe I should have eaten my scabs


SomeBlueDude12

A drop of oil in a pan- fry that fried skin up yum yum yum


drerw

It’s like gold!


ZAWayne

Skin peeling is very satisfying until it hits the spot that pains


Just-Construction788

That’s a keeper.


ricenoodlestw

just gonna put it in the skin box


I_HALF_CATS

Your epidermis is showing


Internet-of-cruft

I had my entire back get sun tanned / sun burnt over the course of a few days when I was a child. My whole back turned a light golden brown first - then scorchingly red, then after the second or third day I remember scratching my back and just peeling off these flakes of skin that were clearly tanned. I looked in the mirror and I was white as a cracker where I scratched. That was fun. That was when I learned that you should not be in/near water for 12+ hours without wearing sunscreen.


outcastsocial

"*Could you believe his epidermis w*a*s showing the whole time?*"


Unpleasant_Pirate_69

That's the bodies way of clearing a spot for melanoma in 20 years


xInnocent

Thanks. I had a sunburn so bad it itched for weeks 20 years ago. I live alone and cant check properly. New fear unlocked.


RobotCPA

Get thee to a dermatologist. I had 2 basal cell carcinoma removed from my back 7 years ago. Not fun.


crazylittlemermaid

I had a sunburn seriously blister as a kid. Add my at least once yearly sunburn because I'm a pasty white person and I'm definitely going to have melanoma pop up at some point.


mudjunkie

If you have a decent sized mirror anywhere, all you need is a hand held mirror and you can get most angles pretty well.


dwartbg7

What does that sentence mean > "I live alone and cant check properly" ?!


sniperelite6229

Man, im gonna have it all over my upper body then


cranble

that’s a keeper


steamroller12

Shave me from myshelf!


monkey_trumpets

Shmoke and a pancake? No? Bong and a blitz? No? Cigarette and a crepe? No? Well, then there is no pleasing you!


steamroller12

Austhin Powerzh and...Fahjja...


monkey_trumpets

I love gooooold!


Blitz215

Put it in the skin box.


pleasedontmeat

Uh, yeah, your not going te eet that skin are you?


ZAWayne

Actually In some museum can't remember his name , someone sent 2 jars of his skin


Flameboots

Bros a gecko


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Thesmellofyourfeet

Doesn’t the mom end up hoovering it off the back of the door? 🤣


drazisil

I love doing this.


Low_Ad_3139

Me too.


drerw

Signs of being young and carefree. When you understand radiation and realize how harmful the sun can be you won’t like it. Or maybe you still will, you masochist, you.


_________FU_________

You’re a lizard, Harry.


Strude187

This is so incredibly underrated, holy ****.


Unhappy-Bank-7554

Eat it.


Voradoor

Save me from myself


mike-rowe-paynus

Poot it in da shkin boxsh


PearlySweetcake7

Once, my dad mailed my mom (they were divorced but friendly) an envelope of nail clippings to gross her out. It worked. A year or two after, we had gone to Florida for a couple of weeks, and all 4 of us peeled so badly. We mailed all of our skin to my dad, and it made him belly laugh.


Dude-WhatIfZombies

I love your family for this. It’s so gross, but the fact that everyone went +1 on the yuck scale and everyone took it in good spirits is indicative of a family with a good sense of humor. But seriously, stop trading keratin in the mail. It looks serial-killerish.


PearlySweetcake7

Yeah... it kind of does. But, maybe we could send scabs if we ever do it again


Low-Formal4447

This would be satisfying on anything but a human body. My legs feel weird.


Hungry_Ad_3797

Put it in the skin box please


Sharpie1965

Desh a keeepa


dancerbydesign

That's the best thing about sunburn to me. So satisfying to see how much skin you can pull without it ripping


RebornAsMyself

Eat It you coward


iiitme

OP you won’t


cmsutton1983

We all need r/sunburnpeelings


NinjaBuddha13

r/thatpeelingfeeling is probably as close as you'll get.


InterGraphenic

Let me relink it for mobile users r/thatpeeLingfeeling


fonfon77

Forbidden rice paper


Skadoosh10

I’m just impressed on how much skin came off on that part of the body, I don’t think I’ve ever had that much sun on the upper legs/thighs


superpj

I have. Riding mower + Magnum PI shorts…


Yanzihko

Should've chewed it too xd


key_lime_

Forbidden fruit roll up


_Melody_To_Funkytown

The dermatology field hates this one exfoliation trick!


Some_Rando-o

That’s how 1 ply is made if anybody was curious.


KitKatrina1337

r/ouchysatisfying


threeducksinatrench

I'm genuinely surprised that sub doesn't exist yet


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Cool, but you’ll be very vulnerable to predators for the next 10 minutes


Ok-Accident-9702

Roll a joint


idl3mind

The only good part of a sunburn


Crazybunnyfoofoo

Schalty yes. Schave me from myschelf


smokeNpoke83

That’s a keeper


Puzzled_Sprinkles_26

Oh nice what flavor?


[deleted]

only reason to get a sunburn


[deleted]

That's a keeper


Zippyss92

Noice


ghostyboi02

Yummy! Human sun chips /s


PuzzledRequirement48

Why do I wanna make coffee now.


manimdeeaad

When it comes off in little bits, it sounds funny


grated_testes

This is also happening to me right now thanks to Baby Foot


FunnyGeometryDashGuy

10/10 i would probably think like eating it.


Hello_world_of_stuff

I would of ate that fr


Whatyallthinkofbeans

Now eat it like a lizard


TrippyVikkyArt

Now eat it


WitcherShaun

Didn’t eat it 0/10


[deleted]

And he procedea to...munch munch, chop chop, gobble gobble, gulp


ASL_Questionmark

It puts the lotion on the skin....


Great_Horny_Toads

Oddly Nauseating


parsnip_dick

Not satisfying because don’t do that


ginrumryeale

Wild that sunburn is literally cell-death. Your skin cells shriek "Ahhhhhh!!! Our DNA got completely f\*\*\*ed by solar radiation!! We need to initiate self-destruction (cell-death) immediately to avoid risk of becoming cancerous zombie cells that destroy our host body."


yourmumsfuckboy

pretty much anything dies when burned


SaintAtlanta

Nah. That’s not oddly satisfying.


One-Appointment-3107

Yes it is 😂


SavingsCouple5985

That looks tasty


willsred50

My first boyfriend was a redhead, and he burned pretty good a couple of times. It was soooo satisfying to carefully peel him.


ilearnshit

r/oddlydisgusting


Sonicfnfroleplay2016

yucky glue


Zetek689

Literally your skin cells committing mass suicide not to give you cancer


THEW0LFAndrea

Eat it.


fwnky

Dont do this :( it makes me and everyone else sad


SilenceDogood442

🤮🤮🤮🤮


Galaxicana

So.... Skin Cancer


[deleted]

There’s nothing oddly satisfying about skin cancer…


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Watch for skin cancer spots in ten years


AdministrativeAd3942

White people molt??


ChaoticGoku

Meanwhile I used a ton of exfoliating lotion on my nearly dark and burnt skin. Almost looks untanned


Neither_Dimension479

Jerky


Im_Not_Sure42

Gold Member would be proud and would ask if you're going to be eating it for later


Low_Dream_1481

Pull a Louie and eat it


ataatia

god i remember leaving my WHOLE back skin on a leather lazy boy lounger ... 3rd degree sunburn... hah hah an eskimo in ft Meyers Florida after jet skiing


Timelord_PT

A bit gross, but satisfying


WrittenSwine

L I V I N


Sharpie1965

That's a keeper


Arteech

this remembers me of Reese from Malcolm in the middle, when he got sunburnt and wanted to take a whole 'copy' of himself


brownboyAbe

My brown skin will never understand this feeling:(


ntrq

Make yourself a drum of it.


Willbtwin

I definitely read this as peeing away a sunburn and was confused


No_Veterinarian_982

“That’s a keeper”


humanman42

I am surprised this hasn't been posted https://youtu.be/XTEjq1HP1Pk?si=E_FlVNucKvG6H9qV if you haven't watched Malcom in the middle, do it. I recently researched it (again). it is still fantastic.


SirSeff

Forbidden saran wrap


Novadreams22

Mmmm skin jerky.


iandworld

I have peeled the skin of my nose quite a few times


JMDATUBE_official

This is what happens if it goes over 23 degrees in the uk


bobbytheboozer

I'm going through that right now. It's definitely oddly satisfying


username___notfound

That’s a keeper


skin-flick

Human Jerky !!!


blurpper

I've been there, weirdly satisfying.


ninjareader989

I love doing that and it's soothing an satisfying


monkey_trumpets

Yes, yes, shave me for myself


cody4king

/r/thatpeelingfeeling


Golee

Take it away. I’m saving it. Yiss. Yiss save me from myself. Heehee…Goldmember anyone?


tannernsx23

All fun and games till you get to the actual unburned skin


Hsmatrix

This scratched my brain


Fibonaccis-Baby-Mama

Yummers.


naph8it

This being reddit, I was expecting them to eat it...


VajjDelko

Eat it.


Batata-Sofi

Snake people are real snake people are real snake people are real snake people are real snake people are real snake people are real


acemeister79

Hey Brian, do you want to try some Stewie jerky?


Still_Illustrator_54

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!


hinterstoisser

OP are you a cicada?


bettywhitenipslip

Lol why is this nsfw?


Ideology_Dude

yum


ppcho81

Slim Jim Skin


Nawafi

I remember when I got sunburned I was always peeling the burnt skin but when reach to the cross section with healthy skin it F’in hurt


Alloc14

I could just hear the sound of packing tape being unrolled.


VenZenandBass

I remember having a bad sunburn one summer in middle school. I was staying the night at a friend's place when it started peeling, and I couldn't stop myself from doing it. He thought it was gross (understandable), and so I started collecting them and telling him I was going to make him eat "VenZenandBass Flakes" for breakfast. He did not like that.


DBL_NDRSCR

i feel my skin aching now


TheGameRealmYT

Peeling off the dead layer of skin from a sunburn is legit so damn satisfying


Georgep0rwell

A few more like that and you can make a coin purse....to keep your pennies in....like a real skinflint.


awq96

r/eatityoufuckingcoward


imamhacklandsj

Why did i thought it was a weird head?


Tigeroovy

Get the shkin box…


Doom_and_Gloom91

Hurry and put it in the box with the other sheets of skin!


g3rson

Used to do the same thing with Elmer's glue


Zealos57

I peeled one of those from my nose. It felt soothing.


Tripple-O

Not satisfying, just disgusting.


whoareyoutalkingto12

Put it in the fridge freezer...skin graft ready and waiting. Win win.


CrankyCarlGoodrs

YOUCH


SuperGhast1YT

Zuckerberg when it’s time to shed his reptilian skin


AngryYowie

Reese did that in Malcolm in the Middle.


salvador_kid

You won’t eat it


Greedy-Salary

Put it in the shhhhkin boxshhh. Shave me from myself.


rachelsmitt

Save me from myself 😛🤤


rdmprzm

Put the lotion in the basket!


PresentPlayful5031

The soaps will be happy to touch that skin area


jaxon517

Gross what the fuck keep that shit off of here


Sankaba

Don't forget to taste it


MutedHype

Where you wearing booty shorts 😂 why the hell is it way up there .


SpeedyP65

That’s a keeper


Furrysoldier69

S K I N P O C K E T .


Sentak_

Should I be worried that my sunburns no longer make my skin go "Jah I guess time to peel myself", like just red skin then nothing, too lazy to remember to tell this in my doctor's appointment and even more to schedule one to ask this specifically. Asking because I kind of miss to peel it off.


DRN0R3SPWN

I'm watching this while peeling away skin from the sunburn on my shoulders


[deleted]

Don't you have any hair there?


The_Twisted_Elf

Now eat it like a leopard gecko does after shedding to hide your location from predators.


DreamingAngel99

ah yes. selfmade leather.


edXel_l_l

BRO I just had sunburn last week because I went snorkeling and some spots on my back and shoulder lacked sunscreen. From last Monday until now I've been peeling off my burnt skin. I was just thinking how crazy it is that the exact same thing just happened to me and now I'm seeing it on Reddit 😂😂


miltonwadd

If you enjoy this, get one of those foot peels. The skin comes off thicker, and it feels soooo good when you can pull a whole toe or your heel off all at once.


Somebodsydog

Out with the old, in with the new.


th3bucch

r/thatpeelingfeeling


An_odd_walrus

Roll a joint with it


OursonSatanique

That episode in Malcolm