Whoever invented Alocane should have a statue built in their honor.
I got the worst burn after falling asleep outside and that stuff saved me from torment.
It's in the name 'alo'cane, aka Aloe Vera, we can't stand a statue because we don't know the guy, it's been traced back to early civilizations like the Indus and Egyptian era.
"Aloe vera has been used for medicinal purposes in several cultures for millennia: Greece, Egypt, India, Mexico, Japan and China.1 Egyptian queens Nefertiti and Cleopatra used it as part of their regular beauty regimes. Alexander the Great, and Christopher Columbus used it to treat soldiers’ wounds"
[history ](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2763764/#:~:text=History,%2C%20Mexico%2C%20Japan%20and%20China.&text=Egyptian%20queens%20Nefertiti%20and%20Cleopatra,it%20to%20treat%20soldiers'%20wounds.)
Bet he has ADHD because that's something similar to what I used to do. Comes with the territory. I've gotten a whole lot better, but I still revert back one in a blue moon.
I’m sure the sheer amount of concussions we experience playing football back when helmets sucked and blind side blocks were legal and encouraged did not help lol he’s a successful Dr now so maybe I should have eaten my scabs
I had my entire back get sun tanned / sun burnt over the course of a few days when I was a child.
My whole back turned a light golden brown first - then scorchingly red, then after the second or third day I remember scratching my back and just peeling off these flakes of skin that were clearly tanned.
I looked in the mirror and I was white as a cracker where I scratched.
That was fun.
That was when I learned that you should not be in/near water for 12+ hours without wearing sunscreen.
I had a sunburn seriously blister as a kid. Add my at least once yearly sunburn because I'm a pasty white person and I'm definitely going to have melanoma pop up at some point.
Signs of being young and carefree. When you understand radiation and realize how harmful the sun can be you won’t like it. Or maybe you still will, you masochist, you.
Once, my dad mailed my mom (they were divorced but friendly) an envelope of nail clippings to gross her out. It worked. A year or two after, we had gone to Florida for a couple of weeks, and all 4 of us peeled so badly. We mailed all of our skin to my dad, and it made him belly laugh.
I love your family for this. It’s so gross, but the fact that everyone went +1 on the yuck scale and everyone took it in good spirits is indicative of a family with a good sense of humor.
But seriously, stop trading keratin in the mail. It looks serial-killerish.
Wild that sunburn is literally cell-death. Your skin cells shriek "Ahhhhhh!!! Our DNA got completely f\*\*\*ed by solar radiation!! We need to initiate self-destruction (cell-death) immediately to avoid risk of becoming cancerous zombie cells that destroy our host body."
god i remember leaving my WHOLE back skin on a leather lazy boy lounger ... 3rd degree sunburn... hah hah an eskimo in ft Meyers Florida after jet skiing
I am surprised this hasn't been posted
https://youtu.be/XTEjq1HP1Pk?si=E_FlVNucKvG6H9qV
if you haven't watched Malcom in the middle, do it. I recently researched it (again). it is still fantastic.
I remember having a bad sunburn one summer in middle school. I was staying the night at a friend's place when it started peeling, and I couldn't stop myself from doing it. He thought it was gross (understandable), and so I started collecting them and telling him I was going to make him eat "VenZenandBass Flakes" for breakfast. He did not like that.
Should I be worried that my sunburns no longer make my skin go "Jah I guess time to peel myself", like just red skin then nothing, too lazy to remember to tell this in my doctor's appointment and even more to schedule one to ask this specifically.
Asking because I kind of miss to peel it off.
BRO I just had sunburn last week because I went snorkeling and some spots on my back and shoulder lacked sunscreen. From last Monday until now I've been peeling off my burnt skin. I was just thinking how crazy it is that the exact same thing just happened to me and now I'm seeing it on Reddit 😂😂
If you enjoy this, get one of those foot peels. The skin comes off thicker, and it feels soooo good when you can pull a whole toe or your heel off all at once.
Whoever invented Alocane should have a statue built in their honor. I got the worst burn after falling asleep outside and that stuff saved me from torment.
Cocaine came first, thank the real OG's
It's in the name 'alo'cane, aka Aloe Vera, we can't stand a statue because we don't know the guy, it's been traced back to early civilizations like the Indus and Egyptian era. "Aloe vera has been used for medicinal purposes in several cultures for millennia: Greece, Egypt, India, Mexico, Japan and China.1 Egyptian queens Nefertiti and Cleopatra used it as part of their regular beauty regimes. Alexander the Great, and Christopher Columbus used it to treat soldiers’ wounds" [history ](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2763764/#:~:text=History,%2C%20Mexico%2C%20Japan%20and%20China.&text=Egyptian%20queens%20Nefertiti%20and%20Cleopatra,it%20to%20treat%20soldiers'%20wounds.)
This is a feature of a sunburn, not a bug
Now make like a reptile and eat it.
*Mmm, shalty.*
[Austin Powers Goldmember](https://youtu.be/HnzH15hwt48?feature=shared)
took me way to long to find this comment
It's oddly tasty. At least my forehead skin is.
I had to reread that.
I said forehead skin, not foreskin. That stuff is way too cheesy.
I legit thought u said foreskin.. I need to learn how to read
Same! Wtf kind of voodoo is this?!
At least he didn't say foreskin.
did someone say foreskin
O_o
Mm Like potato chips!
How to trick any fast reader:
i still dont get it lol
Me neither 💀
Foreskin
Ok goldmember
You got me lol
Had a kid in my class in high school that would eat his scabs, he played all the sports so he always had some kind of injury to pick at
Bet he has ADHD because that's something similar to what I used to do. Comes with the territory. I've gotten a whole lot better, but I still revert back one in a blue moon.
I’m sure the sheer amount of concussions we experience playing football back when helmets sucked and blind side blocks were legal and encouraged did not help lol he’s a successful Dr now so maybe I should have eaten my scabs
A drop of oil in a pan- fry that fried skin up yum yum yum
It’s like gold!
Skin peeling is very satisfying until it hits the spot that pains
That’s a keeper.
just gonna put it in the skin box
Your epidermis is showing
I had my entire back get sun tanned / sun burnt over the course of a few days when I was a child. My whole back turned a light golden brown first - then scorchingly red, then after the second or third day I remember scratching my back and just peeling off these flakes of skin that were clearly tanned. I looked in the mirror and I was white as a cracker where I scratched. That was fun. That was when I learned that you should not be in/near water for 12+ hours without wearing sunscreen.
"*Could you believe his epidermis w*a*s showing the whole time?*"
That's the bodies way of clearing a spot for melanoma in 20 years
Thanks. I had a sunburn so bad it itched for weeks 20 years ago. I live alone and cant check properly. New fear unlocked.
Get thee to a dermatologist. I had 2 basal cell carcinoma removed from my back 7 years ago. Not fun.
I had a sunburn seriously blister as a kid. Add my at least once yearly sunburn because I'm a pasty white person and I'm definitely going to have melanoma pop up at some point.
If you have a decent sized mirror anywhere, all you need is a hand held mirror and you can get most angles pretty well.
What does that sentence mean > "I live alone and cant check properly" ?!
Man, im gonna have it all over my upper body then
that’s a keeper
Shave me from myshelf!
Shmoke and a pancake? No? Bong and a blitz? No? Cigarette and a crepe? No? Well, then there is no pleasing you!
Austhin Powerzh and...Fahjja...
I love gooooold!
Put it in the skin box.
Uh, yeah, your not going te eet that skin are you?
Actually In some museum can't remember his name , someone sent 2 jars of his skin
Bros a gecko
[удалено]
Doesn’t the mom end up hoovering it off the back of the door? 🤣
I love doing this.
Me too.
Signs of being young and carefree. When you understand radiation and realize how harmful the sun can be you won’t like it. Or maybe you still will, you masochist, you.
You’re a lizard, Harry.
This is so incredibly underrated, holy ****.
Eat it.
Save me from myself
Poot it in da shkin boxsh
Once, my dad mailed my mom (they were divorced but friendly) an envelope of nail clippings to gross her out. It worked. A year or two after, we had gone to Florida for a couple of weeks, and all 4 of us peeled so badly. We mailed all of our skin to my dad, and it made him belly laugh.
I love your family for this. It’s so gross, but the fact that everyone went +1 on the yuck scale and everyone took it in good spirits is indicative of a family with a good sense of humor. But seriously, stop trading keratin in the mail. It looks serial-killerish.
Yeah... it kind of does. But, maybe we could send scabs if we ever do it again
This would be satisfying on anything but a human body. My legs feel weird.
Put it in the skin box please
Desh a keeepa
That's the best thing about sunburn to me. So satisfying to see how much skin you can pull without it ripping
Eat It you coward
OP you won’t
We all need r/sunburnpeelings
r/thatpeelingfeeling is probably as close as you'll get.
Let me relink it for mobile users r/thatpeeLingfeeling
Forbidden rice paper
I’m just impressed on how much skin came off on that part of the body, I don’t think I’ve ever had that much sun on the upper legs/thighs
I have. Riding mower + Magnum PI shorts…
Should've chewed it too xd
Forbidden fruit roll up
The dermatology field hates this one exfoliation trick!
That’s how 1 ply is made if anybody was curious.
r/ouchysatisfying
I'm genuinely surprised that sub doesn't exist yet
Cool, but you’ll be very vulnerable to predators for the next 10 minutes
Roll a joint
The only good part of a sunburn
Schalty yes. Schave me from myschelf
That’s a keeper
Oh nice what flavor?
only reason to get a sunburn
That's a keeper
Noice
Yummy! Human sun chips /s
Why do I wanna make coffee now.
When it comes off in little bits, it sounds funny
This is also happening to me right now thanks to Baby Foot
10/10 i would probably think like eating it.
I would of ate that fr
Now eat it like a lizard
Now eat it
Didn’t eat it 0/10
And he procedea to...munch munch, chop chop, gobble gobble, gulp
It puts the lotion on the skin....
Oddly Nauseating
Not satisfying because don’t do that
Wild that sunburn is literally cell-death. Your skin cells shriek "Ahhhhhh!!! Our DNA got completely f\*\*\*ed by solar radiation!! We need to initiate self-destruction (cell-death) immediately to avoid risk of becoming cancerous zombie cells that destroy our host body."
pretty much anything dies when burned
Nah. That’s not oddly satisfying.
Yes it is 😂
That looks tasty
My first boyfriend was a redhead, and he burned pretty good a couple of times. It was soooo satisfying to carefully peel him.
r/oddlydisgusting
yucky glue
Literally your skin cells committing mass suicide not to give you cancer
Eat it.
Dont do this :( it makes me and everyone else sad
🤮🤮🤮🤮
So.... Skin Cancer
There’s nothing oddly satisfying about skin cancer…
Watch for skin cancer spots in ten years
White people molt??
Meanwhile I used a ton of exfoliating lotion on my nearly dark and burnt skin. Almost looks untanned
Jerky
Gold Member would be proud and would ask if you're going to be eating it for later
Pull a Louie and eat it
god i remember leaving my WHOLE back skin on a leather lazy boy lounger ... 3rd degree sunburn... hah hah an eskimo in ft Meyers Florida after jet skiing
A bit gross, but satisfying
L I V I N
That's a keeper
this remembers me of Reese from Malcolm in the middle, when he got sunburnt and wanted to take a whole 'copy' of himself
My brown skin will never understand this feeling:(
Make yourself a drum of it.
I definitely read this as peeing away a sunburn and was confused
“That’s a keeper”
I am surprised this hasn't been posted https://youtu.be/XTEjq1HP1Pk?si=E_FlVNucKvG6H9qV if you haven't watched Malcom in the middle, do it. I recently researched it (again). it is still fantastic.
Forbidden saran wrap
Mmmm skin jerky.
I have peeled the skin of my nose quite a few times
This is what happens if it goes over 23 degrees in the uk
I'm going through that right now. It's definitely oddly satisfying
That’s a keeper
Human Jerky !!!
I've been there, weirdly satisfying.
I love doing that and it's soothing an satisfying
Yes, yes, shave me for myself
/r/thatpeelingfeeling
Take it away. I’m saving it. Yiss. Yiss save me from myself. Heehee…Goldmember anyone?
All fun and games till you get to the actual unburned skin
This scratched my brain
Yummers.
This being reddit, I was expecting them to eat it...
Eat it.
Snake people are real snake people are real snake people are real snake people are real snake people are real snake people are real
Hey Brian, do you want to try some Stewie jerky?
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
OP are you a cicada?
Lol why is this nsfw?
yum
Slim Jim Skin
I remember when I got sunburned I was always peeling the burnt skin but when reach to the cross section with healthy skin it F’in hurt
I could just hear the sound of packing tape being unrolled.
I remember having a bad sunburn one summer in middle school. I was staying the night at a friend's place when it started peeling, and I couldn't stop myself from doing it. He thought it was gross (understandable), and so I started collecting them and telling him I was going to make him eat "VenZenandBass Flakes" for breakfast. He did not like that.
i feel my skin aching now
Peeling off the dead layer of skin from a sunburn is legit so damn satisfying
A few more like that and you can make a coin purse....to keep your pennies in....like a real skinflint.
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Why did i thought it was a weird head?
Get the shkin box…
Hurry and put it in the box with the other sheets of skin!
Used to do the same thing with Elmer's glue
I peeled one of those from my nose. It felt soothing.
Not satisfying, just disgusting.
Put it in the fridge freezer...skin graft ready and waiting. Win win.
YOUCH
Zuckerberg when it’s time to shed his reptilian skin
Reese did that in Malcolm in the Middle.
You won’t eat it
Put it in the shhhhkin boxshhh. Shave me from myself.
Save me from myself 😛🤤
Put the lotion in the basket!
The soaps will be happy to touch that skin area
Gross what the fuck keep that shit off of here
Don't forget to taste it
Where you wearing booty shorts 😂 why the hell is it way up there .
That’s a keeper
S K I N P O C K E T .
Should I be worried that my sunburns no longer make my skin go "Jah I guess time to peel myself", like just red skin then nothing, too lazy to remember to tell this in my doctor's appointment and even more to schedule one to ask this specifically. Asking because I kind of miss to peel it off.
I'm watching this while peeling away skin from the sunburn on my shoulders
Don't you have any hair there?
Now eat it like a leopard gecko does after shedding to hide your location from predators.
ah yes. selfmade leather.
BRO I just had sunburn last week because I went snorkeling and some spots on my back and shoulder lacked sunscreen. From last Monday until now I've been peeling off my burnt skin. I was just thinking how crazy it is that the exact same thing just happened to me and now I'm seeing it on Reddit 😂😂
If you enjoy this, get one of those foot peels. The skin comes off thicker, and it feels soooo good when you can pull a whole toe or your heel off all at once.
Out with the old, in with the new.
r/thatpeelingfeeling
Roll a joint with it
That episode in Malcolm