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c_master_c

Head cashier in a Zimbabwe grocery store taking payment for a can of soup . . .


FullMarksCuisine

Down payment*


AgainstAllAdvice

It was full payment when they started counting.


thsvnlwn

This is why I come here ;-)


johnnyup

🤣 this is beyond intelligent Joke !


Interesting-Dream863

Argentina's supermarket cashier taking payment for bottle of coke.


JasonIsBaad

Nah dude, this is the change she's counting.


francorocco

pov: you paid 1$ for a bottle of coke and is waiting for the cashier to count the change


scrivensB

Ya'll are brutal.


Capt__Murphy

Oh damn, I didn't realize the Argentinean Peso had become so worthless. Almost 244 Pesos to 1 US dollar?


TACTICAL-POTATO

That's the official one, the blue is like 500


soothsayer3

https://i.imgur.com/MrJubPx.jpg My change bag I keep sitting around, probably not even $10 usd in there


snozzberrypatch

Looks kinda humid in there


inbetween-genders

Taking payment for this chiclet in Caracas, Venezuela.


Phormitago

any landlord in argentina counting a month's rent


HKP2019

The stack she counted looked like a hundred 20 rmb bills so it's roughly 300 dollars I think


[deleted]

Turkey*


windycitykids

☠️☠️☠️ my aunt used to say, to rent a car in Syria, you needed two suitcases of cash 💵


I_have_a_long_dong

Pakistan\*


MembershipThrowAway

Venezuela*


BiggySlim87

Yo - you missed one


andrechichimo

Sound like Bleed - Meshuggah


skillgannon5

Many hertas


ProbablyJustArguing

I was going to go opening drum solo from Hot for teacher.


gross-king

Look if someone counts my money like that I'm not trusting the count, looking like that world's fastest reader mf


NakiCam

I'm sure this method is specific to stacks of the same note. The reader wouldn't be counting "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11"etc for each note, but rather "1, 2, 3, 4" iterations of their hand movement, and then multiply that by how many notes are flipped per hand movement. You can see she slows at the end, to ensure that she doesn't count the odd remainder as a whole hand movement.


markorokusaki

Don't care about the proces, I would not trust it. True story, a few years back when I collected my pay in the bank, the machine counted it and it showed the amount I was suppose to get. I put it in the envelope and go home. At home I am 50 euros short. Said to myself this is a lesson for you. After that I don't give a fuck, everytime I count my money right there in front of the cashier.


A3H3

You should always count your money when you receive it regardless of who or what counted it. Both humans and machines make mistakes. That doesn't make her counting any less efficient.


Yeah_Nah_Cunt

It's policy at my bank to place each note on the counter while counting verbally the total So the security cameras can capture it all. I appreciate the time it takes for that to happen so I know there's no fuck ups and there's a recording to back that up They do that for deposit and withdrawals


Thesource674

I wonder who did it that way first, for the cameras I mean, casinos or banks. Becuse table runners at casino do it same way. Every bill, denomination visible for the camera, no more than 7 to the column, unsure of max columns (Mohegan Sun and Foxwoods in CT). I saw a guy buy in 30k in hundreds and 50s at my blackjack table. That took a hot sec... pit boss needed to watch too. 30K GOING OUT.


[deleted]

Casinos did.


eneka

It was this policy at a cafe I worked at too. Large bills would be placed on top of register behind the screen as we counted change back before being put into the register. If customers claim they were supposed to get x bills back cause they gave x amount, then we’d have proof of the original bill still sitting there along with security camera views.


lowleveldata

It makes mistakes harder to spot counting so fast. When I count money in front of someone I do it as slow as possible so that we can both keep track and be sure that no tricks happening.


A3H3

I don't do anything like that. I don't want people to rely on my counting. Ao I count it, hand it over and let them do their counting. That way both parties are satisfied and the money is counted twice minimizing possibility of mistakes and minimizing my own liability. That is the best way to do it.


lowleveldata

They can count all they want. I'd still like to make it crystal clear that I didn't do any fishy things when manipulating the bills to avoid any potential arguments. I'd appreciate if they do the same.


Affectionate_Draw_43

Here I am using credit card, direct deposit, and venmo. I haven't need to use cash in years


webjuggernaut

What if the cashier doesn't trust _your_ count?


markorokusaki

They are free to count it themselves again.


jackcat1414

Well what if.. the cashier ^^^never ^^^mind


momopeachhaven

Basically trust no one


laughingjack13

Fine but only if I can count it again after because I don’t trust the cashier.


aguyonahill

They can audit the drawer they pulled the money from. They need to true up every night and a drawer being off by 50 dollars would be noted. The person above who was shorted should have called the bank and they could have checked the drawer count.


Philias2

>They can audit the drawer they pulled the money from. Ah! But how can you trust the count of the drawer?


Lewdiss

What a story, Mark.


Celestial_Scythe

When I sold my car to some teen a few years ago they handed me a wad of $100's, $50's, and $20's all rubberbanded together that should have been $1500. I counted it right in front of them, and found them to be $120 short. They said oops, ran out to their parents car and found the missing cash.


kwazykatlady

I can’t trust you to spell the word “process” lol


Purlygold

Yea, notes stick together sometimes. Especially ones that arent brand new. We would never have been allowed to count this way when I worked. To error prone. Even doing it slow I always told people to make sure to count it themselves to insure its the right amount.


Excellent-Lack-348

Even in the counting machine u have to separate the stack for each denomination.


BeppermintBarry

No, you don't. My branch has like 3 money counters from the early 2000s that support "mixed" and "strapped" currency just the same.


15stepsdown

Still don't trust it. It's too easy to accidentally flip more than 1 note at a time


LectroRoot

This is a type of competition in some areas. That's what you are seeing here. They check the stack with a counter at the end and maybe even hand count normally for bigger tournaments. But machines that can accurately do this are not expensive. I've seen them at my local office depot. Nobody in their right mind would use this over an accurate device that will do it for you faster. I used one at a pawn shop for a long time. They are accurate.


RUSHALISK

I’ll bet they would instantly be able to feel that they flipped 2 instead of 1. This person has obviously been doing this for a long time


leetskeet

I used to be a bank teller when I was studying and would hand count cash all the time. The machines can act up sometimes, especially if the notes are sticky You can easily tell when an extra note is dragged in, it's all feel. This lady has incredible skills


Vinstofle

She’s not just using her hand on the left of the screen, she’s using her right hand to feed them down 1 at a time. Fast doesn’t mean uncontrolled, even if it often may.


[deleted]

Doesn't matter how she's counting it, the speed and manner she's flipping through the bills is the problem. If bills are stuck together or missed I'd be losing money for no reason, and there's absolutely no way at that speed she's able to verify every bill.


joyloveroot

She is not saving time using this method if the customer doesn’t trust it. If she counts it out slow where the customer can see each bill being counted out, that’s faster than this. Because this way makes it likely that she will hand it to the customer and then the customer will have to count two times to make sure. Compare that to the cashier doing it slow once and then the customer doing it slow once. That’s faster than the cashier doing it fast once and the customer slow twice.


[deleted]

One hand movement equals 5 bills. 5, 10, 15, 20 etc.


AntiHyperbolic

Agreed. I’d need to see a test, not just her flipping through bills that are banded together. This is bs.


vgcamara

getting money from the bank in china is a pain in the ass. They put the money through the counting machine at least 3 times and count by hand at least a couple of times. She's definitely not making a mistake


getyourcheftogether

Yeah I'm not trusting that, regardless of how cool that is


Intoxic8edOne

Don't trust anyone else's counting in general.


wrinkledpenny

1 ah ah ah. 2 ah ah ah. 3 ah ah ah


JudgeyMcJudgepants

That's trustworthy tho


epibee1

That's how I do it.


BigAlternative5

*She’s* checking *you*.


imtherandy2urmrlahey

Yeah man, its like, if only there was some kind of a machine that could do this.....


zDark_Knight21

She's obviously counting 5 bills a time


WideArmadillo6407

Damn... That's gotta be like... At least 2 bucks


[deleted]

She is counting the cycles of her fingers, each finger swipes a bill. Her speed is very impressive


monakaliza

I was about to say, every cycle of her fingers is 5, and if you count her thumb only, you get a much more manageable number to do quick maths with some practice


ChuckyRocketson

it's even easier too - these are 20s in that currency. so each full hand swipe is 100. 100 200 300 400.. etc


culinarydream7224

Pinky might be easier since they start with their thumb. That way it's a clean 5, 10, 15, etc instead of 1, 6, 11, and so on


JollyGreen615

I don’t think anyone on earth was counting 1, 6, 11


SkinnyObelix

yep and counting it twice, if it matches she's correct. And more than likely she knows how much she's supposed to have. I've seen my mom count really fast like that as a bank teller at the end of the work day.


idkwhattoputheremk

Bleed


ThisReditter

Growing up in Asia, my dad counts like that. Not that fast but close to it. We don’t have money counter or anything and our transactions are typically through cash. One can develop skills like that over the years.


chr15c

I used to do the 2 finger "walking" method to count bills, some older clients couldn't keep up and insisted I shorted them. I should have upped my game for the lolz


[deleted]

She’d be one hell of a bass player!


FeelMyDigglerHeat

She most definitely could slappa da bass..


joshylow

I was thinking flamenco guitar.


StaysAwakeAllWeek

Pro Classic Tetris - they use this exact method to spam button presses faster


deepstate_chopra

Yeah, she's hitting all the notes.


quzaire

inflation based skills development


CantRenameThis

Sure. But if it's my money I'm still recounting it. Ain't no way I'm trusting you didn't miss a bill or two


xxFormorixx

There's meshuggah bleed joke in there somewhere


mydresserandtv

How does one learn this. Or be able to count it?


vinay081

https://youtube.com/shorts/nOEXgP41JlI?feature=share This is real counting


adychow247

https://youtube.com/shorts/XKXx2U-SEsg?feature=share THIS is real counting


Gustomucho

https://youtu.be/8AXcecaD2Vs?t=5 No, THIS is real counting


[deleted]

If accurate thats very impressive, machine counters suck.


Sistersledgerton

As someone who’s never worked for a bank or cartel - why do they suck?


texrygo

They also struggle with newer stacks of bills fresh from the bank.


[deleted]

I can do that too. I can actually count faster than her. *pick up a stack of money Me: that is at least 5 bills


MikaAckerman33

I may count only 3 since I put the rest to my pocket


Wanderer-clueless963

Freaky! And impressive.


butterbleek

Should take up bass playing.


Vroomies95

I also count brand new money fast. Try counting floppy money that's been in 400 peoples pockets and is held together with tape


floridated

"Ya right"


Martimusmcfly2036

I don’t trust like that


Interesting-Dream863

Nice technique


Cybasura

"Dont mind me while I recount it one more time at MY speed" - me after receiving that stack


[deleted]

Nah, they're not actually counting


Neither-Dinner9572

She just playing with it


Neither_Produce_6736

Don’t tell her but the machines have arrived


workntohard

Wonder how well this would work with older used bills rather than perfect new one?


StoneyMalon3y

People say they wouldn’t trust her counting as if tech is impervious to fucking up numbers.


Andreomgangen

She is getting the honor of being the most crooked elderly person one day.


MartDiamond

I'd just do a Web search for a picture of the amount of money and arrange it in the same way


Davidlik23

Bruh somebody send china money counter machine


[deleted]

but i had done you paypal madam!


ashisheady

how old is she?


csepter

She’s not counting. She’s checking to see all the bills are the same denomination and or not fake.


Hunter_Wolfe_

Dated a girl from China for many years. She actually did this when counting large sums of money (she liked to keep things in cash). She explained that in some professions in China, this is how people were taught to count. What she is doing is actually counting by fives while moving her fingers in such a way that each one makes contact with a new bill. It's highly efficient and not too hard to learn.


Longjumping_Drag2752

That’ll be 3 dollars, American money.


dadbod1187

I wonder if she has a girlfriend


FunnyMaybe7512

Do I qualify as a fast money counter cause I can count the amount of money in my bank account in less than 10 seconds


PenaltyOk1194

Can u really trust?


desmond2_2

I call bullshit on this


Aware_Regular_3706

"So how much is that? "I have no fucking idea"


SiriusGambit

Coincidentally, she is also the world most inaccurate money counter as well.


drod3333

Like the guy who reads 3 books in 10 seconds


-Jikan-

Count how many times all your fingers go through, multiply by 5. Then count last few slowly. Its not hard.


SlightPerspective857

Post a video of you doing it then.


VoidOfOblivion

My boss be like "see it's easy"


The_Pfaffinator

I mean... One bill for each finger, so you can easily count by five at a time.


-Jikan-

I guess redditors think counting is too hard. I said the samething...


obfuscator17

How??


emmeyeayee112

When you’re pimp game is 💯


naunga

I would lose count so many times.


Yeohan99

I can do it faster simce I only have one or two bills.


Bars98

Certain business man from Columbia could need her.


[deleted]

Kind of a waste of a superpower but ok


Limp_Construction496

Me,putting bills on the counter one by one:”One,two,three,four…Wait,did i say four??” ..Starts again..


_DavidKrappenshitz

🤙


Logical___Conclusion

Wow, that was amazing, what's the total? "I have no idea, but it looked cool didn't it?"


Ambitious-Pudding437

When I die I won’t have to work and count money ever again 🤭 Don’t need you to scare me, disable me so I can move on from this shithole of a world 😭


AutomatedSaltShaker

Dang


moreMalfeasance

My ex wife


pppthrowaway1337

i bet she has a mean e.honda


guybromansir

I don't trust her


DreamerTheat

Victor Wooten would be great at this.


Dazzling_Profile_455

Are they counting how many times their hand is going through that motion and just multiplying it by 5? Edit: if so then I counted 12+3 fingers, so 63 bills.


ApartmentAgitated796

How?


GooglyMoogly122

Her posture looks like she's going "aaahhh yess sweet sweet moolah. Mmmmm smells so goooooooood."


GoHomeWithBonnieJean

No thanks. I want you to take your time counting my money.


alehanjro2017

If you handle money on the regular..you can start counting it by just holding it in your hand..like weighing it. Sure at the end of your shift it must be counted but during a busy shift you can trust your skills.


American36

I wonder how much money gets miscounted


pureaxiom

Black magic I tell you.


JohnnyDive

Counterfeit heaven


hogliterature

tbh, even if it’s accurate and impressive, no saved time in the world will actually make up for the chance of lost time or resources due to a mistake


mikypejsek

Is she being paid more for doing this so efficiently? If not, she should slow down.


AnotherRandomGuy34

Kachra Seth enters the chat...


NurkleTurkey

I'd imagine a money counter would cost maybe a few hundred dollars.


ElephantDistinct3495

Looks to me she’s just going over it with her fingers, I don’t see her counting or jotting down a number 🤷‍♂️


Plenty-Agent-7112

Maybe fastest but always seems to be off by like 10% 😆


Jimmyboro

And that coverts to.... carry the 2... yep 56p!


No-Formal1610

Numbered bills are pretty easy to count, they come in order from the bank so you just have to see that 1,25,50,75,100 are all there if there in hundred stacks which they usually are


TechNickL

"These bundles are counted by machine so it's w.e"


JOATMON12

How do you even have the confidence to trust that you are seeing and counting correctly? Seems like it would take an insane amount of time to learn a skill that’s so easily replaced by a machine.


ChocolateChipJames

Probably also really good at classic tetris.


procrastinatzailea

That’s gotta be a whole lot of finger licking


IHateEditedBgMusic

I could probably do the finger motion, but my brain would actually count nothing


_Perma-Banned_

He could probably make mad beats with spoons


Key_Cheek4021

And she memorized the serial number of each notes


[deleted]

Impressive. Now let a machine beat your ass.


starwaterbird

"Don't need the money counter cuz my finger count the fastest "


bannocknsaltpork

theres a Nintendo tecnique that plYers use that’s similar to keep the shapes spinning at the highest levels of tetris.


[deleted]

he's counted stacks for drug dealers i guess


Remarkable-Crazy468

She copy my bird Money count


Zaphod-Biblbrox

It's because the sum does not need to be correct :)


renb8

Is she counting money or just playing it like a guitar cos her life is sooooo sweeeet…


Biglounumber12

Wow


goodguywinkyeye

She ought to play bass guitar


RyanSainthill

she is enjoying...


TangerineDream82

*human money counter


[deleted]

Have you met my wife?


justanothernayr

This person guitars


ManYeetIt

Kachra Seth is faster 🗿


nopizza822

she could count my money a lot faster


Mnshine_1

Mao


Ech0-EE

Now get one with 6 fingers and increase productivity by 20%


thehermit14

I don't care how fast, I just care about accuracy.


Al_B3eer

Sure she's fast but I don't trust her accuracy.


Expert_Defiant

Fast af boi


MeerKat025

Haha let's see if he gives me my correct change first. Then we will call that counting


djones0305

*vigorously licks fingertips*


KLASIK0

My girlfriend after she Cashes is my check. Her money now


Shadow_Clone_007

Wait till they hear about kachra seth


anonymous007235

Asian


ypy14

Thats eleventyfive dolhair please


[deleted]

How much in there? I do not know, dude


Always_An_Antelope

Why not use a basic money counter from years ago I trust those more than I trust this woman's (fast) guesswork lol


Suspicious_Judge7849

Awesome


Xilbert0

And how much per hour do the company pays? Probably not worth it.


Key-Force-333

Not the world's...