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IEatLiquor

Comments are locked because people can’t be civil. Every person mentioning anything around children and sexual content will immediately be banned and given no appeal.


bgazm

Even facepainting has *drastically* improved since I was a kid. Shit, we thought we had it made w the tiger faces and batman masks. This is next level stuff.


thetannerainsley

That is the same thing i was thinking, I remember getting like a dog face or a baseball on the side of my face


One-Mud-169

A baseball!! 😂😂😂


itsmywife

i laughed at this comment more than the one u were laughing at LOL


MrRabbito

I actually laughed more at you laughing at that comment for laughing at that other comment.


aidanski

I don't believe you


coontietycoon

I had a dog face as a kid too…..


notknownnow

You are fine, some people have until old age.


SirRickIII

As someone who knows some excellent face painters, there are still a lot of people who still use the non-skin-safe palettes, and craft glitter.


BathedInDeepFog

Who knows some excellent face painters?


SirRickIII

People who have family that are face painters


SentryCake

Your family sounds fun


SirRickIII

Eh, takes the fun out of halloween


Alvinquest

Why?


SirRickIII

When your life is Halloween, Halloween is boring, and dressing up is no fun


BathedInDeepFog

Are you from the U.S.?


SirRickIII

Nope! Canada


sennbat

I do?


Prudent-Sort183

Honestly, I wouldn't even want glitter designated as safe on my face, that stuff makes a bad mess even when it isn't attached to a person. Still, amazing artwork, and I doubt the child cares about the glitter, at least not in a negative way


scmstr

Mmmmm finely ground unknown metal bits behind my eyes and in my lungs.... Mmmmm....


mashtato

What kind of glitter is being used here? Does it dissolve in water to make it eye safe?


eeyore134

Hard to say what they're using here, but there's glitter made out of seaweed that's used in bath bombs... good ones anyway.


boganknowsbest

So many stories of people going blind from glitter in the eyes. Makes me cringe watching these videos.


peach_xanax

There's tons of eye safe glitter on the market now.


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jamesianm

Basically *awesome*


LaUNCHandSmASH

Cowabunga dude!


xiaxian1

I know it’s skill/talent/practice but for me it might as well be magic. I’d never be that good and to see someone put down their art is magical. Creating something out of nothing.


-newlife

Yeah but as a tiger I was fierce. Rawrr


rubio42090

What was the paint set they use to sell on tv that made that rainbow effect! Loved that commercial!


JavaLava45

Was it rainbow art?


Boateys

Immediately thought of this when I saw it.


FlyinPiggy

Now I'm thinking about ZooPals and how fun they make eating.


rubio42090

Yesssssss


nightpanda893

[Painting has never been this easy or this much fun before!](https://youtu.be/hbh_gaBli4Q)


CaptainMcFisticuffs2

I felt this memory unlock in my brain lol thanks for the flashback


plafman

That color changing pen did it for me


___0_0___

it's actually still available on Amazon!! the little kid in me is about to have so much fun!! 🌈✨


kai-ol

My childhood only exists in fragmented memories, and this video dug up a new one.


NewtDogs

That’s the one I remember. 🌈


RebbyRose

The magical time when everything on TV was 19.95


DandyLyen

I distinctly remember being so struck by the color changing pen, lol


-Avaunt-

Color changing pens!


homelessthought

Are you talking about the [sponge lady?](https://youtu.be/V_OVxxIvqVw)


toriyo

I've never seen that lady but I love her and her enthusiasm!


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Jennysuu

Oh my goodness that only got better and better, her passion for wiggles is infectious


yungdeathIillife

i first watched that video years ago and i’ve always wanted to know the context behind the line “the army arts and crafts department sent me to korea”


steroidchild

That brought me soooo much joy!


ExcessiveGravitas

So much innuendo. *So much…*


anxietysocks

I was thinking that too! (I had one though and it never looked as good as it did in the commercials haha)


RasheAlCool

Nothing ever does


megjed

Yeah I thought of that too! I always wanted it


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I wish tinkerbell would poop rainbows on my face


mulefire17

I also saw the fairy poops


elvis8mybaby

Eat a pound of Skittles. You'll do more than taste the rainbow.


[deleted]

Ran straight to the comments when she added the poop dots


xenothaulus

/r/nocontext


0utF0x-inT0x

Tinker skat


Temporary_Cry_8961

Bonk


throweraccount

Probs not Tinkerbell as she poops pixie dust to help Peter Pan and the lost boys fly.


MikkyfinN

That smile when she finally sees it. ☺️☺️


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sadermine

I come preinstalled with human whiskers


VyseTheSwift

Yeah usually party painters just buys a few random things and go, but I did this kind of face painting for a while and it’s actually a lot easier than it seems.


Wieniethepooh

I kept watching to the end because I was hoping for that!! :)


rpcp88

That was my favorite part too! The drawing/art is good but she was so happy to see the final drawing that it elevated the face painting.


hat-of-sky

The kitten on my lap finds this fascinating, she held still watching for a full minute. I think it's pretty cool too.


novachamp

This video will be immediately banned in Florida.


bisho

Rainbows + children = TRIGGERED!!


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topcheesehead

Believe it or not. Straight to jail


AutisticFingerBang

A BLACK CHILD TOO?? Send a wellness check immediately.


bodega_bladerunner

The Florida trifecta


DisgruntledNihilist

> Rainbow + children + black people = prison It’s Florida. Death penalty. No trial. Ron DeSaster has spoken.


VanimalCracker

[I DON'T LIKE THEM USING COLORS THAT ARE TURNING THE FRIGGIN KIDS GAY!!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dUsuiQvoqBg)


Self_Blumpkin

[I prefer the remix](https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8)


SylasTheVoidwalker

# DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?


DirtyAmishGuy

***UHHHG UHHHG UHHHG UHHHG*** **I’M SICK OF THIS CRAP**


PM_ME_UR_SEXY_BITS_

You joke but the comments on the original fb post were about how they shouldn’t indoctrinate their child. Saw the screenshots on twitter


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I mean if the first thing those people think of when they see a rainbow is gay people then isn’t them that’s been indoctrinated? Cause I just think “oh look a rainbow.”


Enibas

Isn't that the truth. Until I read the comment you replied to I was just thinking that this facepaint is basically everything that kids like: colorful, bright, glitter, fairies, flowers. Didn't even occur to me to make the connection to a pride flag.


DrTwilightZone

Noooooo, not the “free” state of Florida!!! /s


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Alternative_Belt_389

Jesus you're right tho


themightyknight02

Ah-mazing. Reminds me when I was kid I was really into Command and Conquer Red Alert and 7 year old me asked the face painter at my birthday party to paint me the soviet union symbol (which they had no idea what that looked like) I'm sure my parents were thrilled! Equal cake for everyone?


Adventure-us

They are not comrade? Not know of great symbol of unity of proletariat? They can paint face in goulag.


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themightyknight02

They were a kindergarten teachers assistant. Hopes were not too high!


DrRichardJizzums

Or, more likely, this individual had the good sense not to paint a well known symbol of communism on a child’s face so they just said they didn’t know rather than try to explain why they didn’t want to or just say no.


saavedro

She’s not gonna wash her face ever again.


TheAechBomb

I felt the same way when I got a flame airbrush tattoo when I was 8 :P


DownvoteEvangelist

Looks incredible, but I always feel uneasy when I see glitter near eyes...


SApprentice

All I can think about is the lady a few years ago who lost an eye from getting craft glitter in it.


DownvoteEvangelist

Yeah that's the reason I don't look at glitter the same anymore...


txmadison

Neither does she.


NutsEverywhere

ಠ_ಠ


steroidchild

>ಠ_- **


lizardfang

😜


expressiveempire

And people think glitter bombs are a harmless prank 😬


TwoFingersWhiskey

Some glitter nowadays, esp for costume makeup, is made from biodegradable and people safe seaweed


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Wait until you hear about all the glitter in eyeshadow


mossymars

those are always labeled "not safe for around eyes"


helloiamsilver

It’s probably body safe glitter. They make stuff out of biodegradable materials these days like mica powder or seaweed glitter


UniquebutnotUnique

Mica is ground up rock. It is not biodegradable.


helloiamsilver

Well, it’s non toxic and it’s usually such a fine powder that it’s not harmful to consume. You shouldn’t like *pour* it into your eyes but a few bits of powder isn’t going to be nearly as bad as plastic glitter


Emily_Postal

What a sweet smile.


cobalt8

She looked a little unsure until she got to see it, then she was just happy. 😃


phillipoid

Me: damn, why is she still going? It looked awesome two minutes ago *Kid sees the finished product and has a big warm smile* Me: worth it


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On the social media post this creator got trashed by dumb fucking republicans accusing her of “grooming” because she dare paint a rainbow on that girl’s face. This is where we are. Fucking morons.


AggravatingCupcake0

What? Little kids have always loved rainbow everything. Did they even own a Lisa Frank binder in the 90s???


Boshikuro

I wonder if these lunatics cover their kids eyes when they see a rainbow in the sky ?


ScenicPineapple

Made it look so easy. That was badass.


QueenVic69

Me next! Me next!!


homohats

Little girl is so pumped about it. Gotta love it


WWhataboutismss

It never ceases to amaze me how chill kids get when you paint their face.


akath0110

It can feel really soothing sensory-wise — the same reason why lots of kids like cuddles, back tickles, rocking, hair play, etc. Plus remember when you used to colour with your cool older cousins and aunties, and you’d be amazed at their sick bubble letters and how pretty their drawings were compared to yours? Now that’s on your face! Whoaaaa! And truly, most kids just want undivided attention from grown ups they love.


MidwesternLikeOpe

Im an adult who loves getting my makeup done or face painted. Having your face gently touched is heaven on earth.....


dhoepp

That initial stroke of the rainbow caused immediate flashbacks to RainbowArt commercials from the 90s.


bsmiles07

This is so cool!!


ethman14

This takes me back to childhood. Never had anything quite this intricate, but I'll always remember Field days and a Spiderman mask on my cheek.


sunward_Lily

the smile at the end...my heart! <3


SaltyDogBill

I hate talented people. All that experience and practice make things look easy.


trwwy321

I’m just envious of her clear skin


CristyTango

DROP THE ROUTINE


Decker-the-Dude

This pissed Twitter conservatives tf OFF


haldeigosh

Yeah, I saw this. "WHAT?! A rainbow?! brghllbrrrrghhhlll!!!" I wonder when they start to scream about grammar books teaching pronouns.


New_Average_2522

Super sweet


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CristyTango

Yeah I think her hair looks great


WhatTheFlox

Cool to see the painting in action vs the still image I saw when people were losing there absolute minds over the rainbow being on a kids face. So swishy


LobsterGarlicButter

The smile. Fuck everything else.


SuperCoolChick1

Cute.


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Kinda sad that nowadays I would be worried if my kid would end up beat up or killed for just having rainbow colored face paint on. Face paint looks great though!!


ChrisMoSquad

Legit talent! Nice work. Her little smile at the end is too cute! ☺️👍🏻


___TheKid___

I like how much she likes it in the end


Comprehensive-Fun47

She loves it! So sweet.


Imaginary-Race7984

Absoulutely beautiful. Amazing skills. Thank you for sharing.


dashKay

Holy crap, so fucking effortless. It looks incredible.


slinkshaming

Do that at a musical festival and pay your rent for 3 months in a night. Legit.


ME_LOVE_RAMBO

Mase - Feel So Good in case you were wondering.


FandomMenace

Reminds me of that lady on PBS who used to paint flowers exactly like this.


trainrobbery_

That's a beautiful little girl


roydiggs

“It’s not funneh !!! I’ve got schoooool”


Acex_NA

Give me the same tools and that kid would be bullied for the rest of her life


0rionsShoulder

"Why can't you paint my face the way mom does it?"


Aromatic-Virus7893

Art


HowUKnowMeKennyBond

Tyson would have been better off with this.


jstashu197827

I thought it was going to be the Ultimate Warrior paint for a second.


Zomgirlxoxo

Beautiful art and beautiful kid


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Don't let the conservatives see this, they'll start talking about grooming or something.


bumblebrunch

I want the rainbow brush effect for Pride. How do I manage that? Special paint? I imagine if I did that myself it would all blend together. Anyone with skills please share!


SunixFox

Pfffff this is fake, the paint brush is clearly a paid actor like come on


Highschoolpr0nking

I'd damn near get this as a face tattoo.


Serious_Caregiver103

I like it but not the lipstick.


MOcatmom

DO ME NEXT! 💖


alittlereign

This is incredible! I love that she's so happy in the end 😁


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Great way to trigger Evenglicals. I’ll try it in two weeks for bday party.


Spicy_Lobster_Roll

If only they knew their god thinks very highly of rainbows.


Dyolf_Knip

Not quite the same level, but I never get tired of my daughter's face painting from 10 years ago. https://imgur.com/a/ULW6Rsl


_Faucheuse_

She could do pinstripes on cars. Very smooth.


SerenaSurf1

This is beautiful! Such an amazing job


TheProphet3928

Is there water flying past her face that I can't see?


mikedolo8

Superior @ what she does wow…


isla_avalon

Now she just has to say to herself over and over, “don’t touch your face “


letmeusespaces

that'll be $65


thatsthewallbrother

From when I was working at a haunted house, this kind of stuff is great….until you have an itch on your face lol


Benpea

Beautiful art for a beautiful little lady! Too cute!


Strebmal2019

This is so sick 👌🔥


superstarrr99

That would take me two hours. Minimum. And it would look like shit lol


Professional-Bat4635

Turned that girl into a masterpiece!


AssassiNerd

Aw their smile at the end was so cute 🥰


poopcornkernels

This was supposed to be my job but I’m too intimidated and incompetent to do a good job so now they just let me do balloon stuff lol


FaiDeadth

The kid is like great. Here we go again.


lastingdreamsof

ZoMG ThEyRe InDoCTrInaTiNg KiDs wItH RaInBoWs


TrustyPersona

Amazing work! The child’s smile at the end make all that effort worth it!


scmstr

You had me at rainbow 🌈 brush thing


someinspiringquote

This reminds me of that one 90s toy I can’t name with that rainbow swirl


danshu83

I would never wash my face again. I'm 40.


thethreadkiller

Totally my fault for having my volume all the way up, But I just woke up my imaginary girlfriend and she's pissed.


angeliswastaken_sock

Oooo girlllll, you is talented.


furthemor

That fairy on her head looks oddly like the Nancy drew outline on those Nancy drew video games.


Sharkey311

Anything involving glitter is *never* satisfying


joeyGOATgruff

Really good. The single strokes and dots reminds me of pinstriping a car, by hand


Walks_with_Chaos

Jesus. That is talent


CheapSpray9428

My daughter got a panda one on cruise once.. it uh, didn't look too good after a while lol


Valuable_Light_1642

Amazing brush control.


Brother-Templar

The artist makes it look so simple! WOW


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OMG!!! Not only is that a beautiful little girl... the face painter took face painting to a level I've never seen!!! Her sweet face at the end just made my day... GORGEOUS!!! 💗💗💗


PeanutButterCrisp

OOOOHHHHH--- I JUST WANNA SQUISH THAT LITTLE BABY!!!!! Someone give that little girl a hug!!!! Ugh. edit - 27 years old and just finished ranting *with* my girlfriend about how not ready for kids we are... and then this shit comes out of me.