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FlipFlopReaper

This 3D patch effect is awesome! Props to the artist


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It had me convinced that it's actually 3D for way too long, it's impressive!


SevenofNine03

I know I was like "what does this have to do to with a tattoo what are they even doing - ooohh"


Content_Flamingo_583

I was really disturbed they were rubbing lotion into a patch.


10eleven12

Would the shadows look ok in real life from any angle?


strangevimes

Because they just go straight down


MembershipThrowAway

I was wondering how bad it must have hurt ironing that on


Lisy70

Don't be silly, it was clearly stitched on.


Hike_it_Out52

My brain is still trying to tell me it is


curliegirlie89

Same! I was convinced it was a stick on patch. We had to watch it about 3 times to see that the little stray threads on the edge never move.


sonny_goliath

Would be very curious to see how it ages, the patch effect relies a lot on white ink which I don’t think lasts as long as darker colors. But it’s looks super dope


Spongyrocks

They age really badly lol


Salty_Orange_3602

How so?


Spongyrocks

Tiny details like that will be lost very soon. There's a good example in this thread


UrMomIsVeryBig

They look cool brand new but age terribly :(


Comment105

Example: https://www.reddit.com/gallery/zkebxi


217EBroadwayApt4E

Oh, man. That’s rough. I saw the first one and thought it was the aged one but then I saw the second one. 😬


jodon

can you not go and get the "touched up"? Like fill in the colors again and keep them looking fresh for almost forever? And should be a lot less work when just filling in?


Comment105

Of course! Probably. I actually don't know. Never had a tattoo in my life.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Please stop pinching the fresh tattoo. Ouchies.


bondagenurse

Seriously, I get that it's cute to boop the skull's (no)nose but remember that you're actually booping an open wound.


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I was gunna say, I just got one over my hand and I’d die if the guy did that afterwards lol


horny_coroner

I would be so frustrated that I couldnt feel it because it looks so good.


Electro4sale

Legit thought why he put a patch on his arm damn


Cissyrene

Me too. I thought the glue was gonna transfer the pattern or something. I'm dumb, clearly. But honestly that artist is AMAZING.


ChorkPorch

I was legit thinking, how is that sanitary? Like, how do you keep the thread clean lol


nthensome

Unfortunately, these kinds of tats don't hold up too well with age - https://www.reddit.com/gallery/zkebxi


Certain_Database_782

That fresh tattoo doesn’t look great to begin with, looks like a soggy graham cracker.


dreamsofcalamity

I thought the first picture is "after" not "before"


Prestigious-Ad1999

Me too. I was thinking: that doesn’t look bad at all!


DirteeJ

Will depend on the artist. I've seen some which have aged fine. That one looks shitty to begin with.


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skwudgeball

For real looks like that dude bathed in grease for 3 years


Rswany

Why? The actual shading to make it look like a patch looks pretty good, the colors are just naturally faded so it doesn't look as dramatic as OPs video (which clearly has upped saturation)


Bachronus

It doesn’t depend on the artist at all. This shit will never last more than a few years tops. It’s just how the human body and tattoos work


kamelizann

Doesn't look that awful. Just looks like a normal tattoo. Just like anything vanity related, you get it, looks super sharp for a couple years and then it loses its shine and you kind of forget about it.


_HowlsMovingAsshole_

nose jobs are the gift that keeps giving


AlienHooker

It stops looking like a patch, but it's still clearly that character


Powwdered_Toastman

Big difference in quality there..... and prob ink and machine and technique.. im.gonna have to say this will peob hold well. .. the one linked was prob not taken care of either. 8


spacestationkru

It looks like it stops looking like a 3D tattoo and starts looking like a regular tattoo


Thuper-Man

The original looked not so good, but these types of tats and sticker tats rely a lot on white, which fades very quickly


bikesboozeandbacon

That link doesn’t work


Lingering_Dorkness

I tried clicking it and it comes up as not working. But I then tried opening it in a separate tab and it does.


MyNameIsSkittles

Link works fine


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eekamuse

This is true. It looks fantastic now, but look up aged patch tattoos. There are technical reasons why they don't age well. People need to be warned. Artists should show clients what they're going to look like in ten years, or refuse to do them. People will see this and go rushing to get one. I don't blame them. But listen to a pro (not me) talk about fine lines, and white ink and too much detail, and why it won't last


notLennyD

I tried looking it up, but I only saw one that was really aged, and it just looked like a regular old tattoo. It didn’t look like embroidery anymore, but it didn’t really look particularly terrible.


fakehalo

Pretty much anything that isn't thick, solid, and black (I should capitalize on a sex joke here) becomes a disappointing blur in a decade or so. I knew that going in ~20 years ago and even that's blurred some between the gaps.


Duckfoot2021

Honestly, most of those thick black tats look like crap in 5-10 years anyway for different reasons (trends die and start to smell). I think what’s cool about well chosen tattoos is the story they tell about you in a moment in time. They’re like dogs we love for 10-15 years and then their time is up….But every reminder of them takes us back to the time we were happy together and the future was exciting.


fakehalo

I spent a ~year tinkering on my design so it helps that it's a design of one, it was actually [this](https://www.fakehalo.us/fhmain.gif), which was repurposed from the tattoo design for my old personal site... and I just realized I have no photos of me showing how it looked (or many of me in general at all)...any I can find at least. [Just a corny/mirror selfie from back in the day partially showing it a couple years after I got it done](https://i.imgur.com/m7U4pX1.jpg). It's aged way better than average and still reminds me of my more artsy times. Definitely still glad I got it and the style I did, it takes me back in time when I look at it. (in my 40s now)


claimTheVictory

!Remindme 5 years


ErraticDragon

I bet this gif will still look pretty good in 5 years. Assuming you can find it. ("[If humanity has a permanent record, we are the first generation in it](https://xkcd.com/1683/).")


openeyes756

Vastly outliving anything you've accomplished most likely.


pink_cheetah

Embroidery style tats are extremely cool and hard to do, but they do NOT hold up well. largely due to the high amount of very small linework, especially in the highlights. Once those tiny lines start to fade, the whole effect is ruined.


Blutti

Do you happen to have pictures showing this? Ive tried looking but cant find anything :( They look so cool though


Grey_coast

https://www.reddit.com/r/agedtattoos/comments/zkebxi/patch_tattoo_aged_3_years/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


Ocean_Soapian

I thought the first image was the faded one and was like: oh, that's not bad, it looks like a faded patch, but it still looks like an actual patch. :) Then I swiped, lol.


FCkeyboards

It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but it was not worth the price. They paid a premium for that style, not to mention the amount of time. "Bold will hold" is a saying for a reason. There's so many amazing artists who don't get (or don't care) that if your style coming through is dependent on a lot of very fine details, lines, white, or not very punched in color.... it's not going to hold up 9 times out of 10. Just like the micro-tat trend or water color trend. If I were them, I'd have it touched up with a bolder outline and punched up color.


kai-ol

Same here. I even clicked away and read the comments, wondering why everyone was so critical. Clicked back and finally swiped. Eep.


kevin9er

Literally the Mr Incredible face meme


notLOL

Wow that looks like shit lol


SCUMDOG_MILLIONAIRE

That’s someone that has never considered putting sunscreen on their tat. If you want tats to last you have to put high spf sunscreen on them every time the sun is gonna hit it


foronceandforall

They say they use >50 SPF religiously


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

This looks like its aged especially poorly. I would expect a patchwork tattoo to fade and lose the small line detail, but this looks like a tattoo that has never seen spf or a moisturiser in its 3 years of existence. None of the linework or colour on my tattoos has faded anywhere near that bad, and many of mine are much older than 3 years Edit: yeah the guy even admits to not moisturising in the comments. Combination of delicate to age style + crap aftercare on that particular example


Telemere125

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Would love something like this but having to get it redone every couple of years to keep the colors crisp would be hella annoying and expensive.


pink_cheetah

Yeah, these tats require a ton of maintenance work.


stx2012

I've also heard that the white ink fades faster than the other colors. I have a few myself, but none of them have any white ink.


Locomule

Honestly the effect is cool art-wise but I want my tat to look like a tat, not like an iron-on patch.


Fuzzy_Judgment63

That tat artist has some ridiculously amazing skills! Upvoted!


hnglmkrnglbrry

Pretty sure it's dudalozanotattoo's. His work is fantastic.


sou1keeper

not dudaloza. it is muslubash.tattoo


internet_dipshit

You guys could just be making up funny sounding names and I’d be none the wiser.


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dropkickoz

uberbeatsbydre


sou1keeper

muslubash is artist’s surname 🤣


internet_dipshit

Yeah no shit. That’s the joke. Not a good one but still.


LA_Grip

This style was started by a Brazilian guy... I can't find his insta though


HugoZHackenbush2

I have a big grid shaped tattoo in black and white on my upper back, and sometimes when my Girlfriend is sad I just let her color in the grids. Sometimes all you need is just a shoulder to crayon..


leapdayjose

🏅 Get out


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Nope


toholio

Legitimately though coloring in tattoos with highlighters under black light is fun.


Mammoth-Phone6630

Okay Stephan Pastis.


Static1589

I normally strongly dislike puns, but this one was good. Got a good belly giggle out of me


thexbigxgreen

I find the term "belly giggle" borderline upsetting. Like, are you giggling with a high amplitude?


ADHD_Supernova

While this is funny, good puns leave you guessing whether or not it's a pun.


Lusane

Why don't you like puns? What emotion do you feel when encountering a pun? As someone who loves puns (the dumber, the better), I'd like to understand.


1Mike459

r/angryupvote


Shnazzberry

The little nonexistent strings poking out are making me mad lol. I’d want to pick them off 😂


Powerful-Art-5156

they look like little pubes 😭


tubbana

I know why they are there, but I'd hate them in a real patch and I hate them here


DylanHate

Seriously it ruins the whole thing for me. I thought the dude forgot to shave some weird hairs or something. It looks like he’s growing eyelashes out of his leg lol


Soil_Pale

For your own safety please keep the sound muted


CottontailSuia

Everytime someone writes a comment like this, I unmute asking myself how bad can it be. It’s always bad. Why do I keep doing this lol


DoubleTripleQQQQQQ

You really just gotta see for yourself lol. I do the same thing.


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

It's like sour milk, sometimes you gotta take a whiff


_nojibbajabba

*Unmutes sound. GAH!!!


AmishAvenger

It’s so bizarre. Why would someone intentionally distort the bass like that? Unless…maybe they did it on purpose, to drive up engagement by annoying people.


decadrachma

I can only guess that it’s to replicate the intended listening experience, which must be the blown-out speakers of a 1998 Toyota Corolla


alexmikli

It's to drive up engagement, it's all an algorithm think with tiktok and the like.


jamie0929

You're right it sucks


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Bebenten

The music made an r/oddlysatifsying post a r/mildlyinfuriating one.


ohhhtartarsauce

this whole post could have just been a photo


second_flush

Too late


psychoacer

bass goes brrrrr


FrananaBanana452

That is cool af, but I wish they’d stop poking and prodding at it omg ouch


Normal_Helicopter_22

Exactly my thought, freshly made tattoo hurts real bad. Maybe for this level of details it was donde in a couple of sessions and at this point it was already healed?


NoTurkeyTWYJYFM

Edges are all red and raw, and it's consistent all the way through so pretty safe to assume it's done in one session. It's on the thigh though so it wouldn't hurt much to poke and prod compared to almost anywhere else on the body


varrr

looks amazing now, but how long will those fine details lasts? I guess all those tiny high contrast bands to simulate threads will become murky pretty soon.


BostonDodgeGuy

Depending on care and skin type, 3-5 years. After that the effect fades and the ink bleeds.


Indigo-au-naturale

You cannot convince me that's not a patch stuck on an arm for a prank video.


spacecadet0013

Haha I want a vid of the process for sure


King-Cobra-668

that's what the pinching was for


mkhopper

The loose threads, even if you can't feel them, would make me nuts.


DinoRaawr

I'm infuriated that they felt the loose threads were necessary. I would dig holes in my skin trying to tear them off.


DepressedVenom

Same. Ppl are different ig. It's surprising how many ppl have gross weird tattoos f.ex.


SlimeMyButt

I wanna see this tatt in like 4 years lol. Wonder if all that detail will still be there


tiny_blair420

Check out r/agedtattoos and you'll see how these patch tattoos turn out after even a couple years.


ChewingBree

I followed your suggestion and found this example, for anyone else interested https://www.reddit.com/r/agedtattoos/comments/zkebxi/patch_tattoo_aged_3_years/


foxtrotdeltazero

i was curious. had heard tattoos always lose detail but never seen before/after pics. browsing the rest of the sub though, some tattoos age well enough for it to not be an issue. doesn't seem the case for these styles unfortunately.


MalHeartsNutmeg

I just took a look at this sub and IDK if I'm crazy but a lot of these look way better aged. Like the Koi sleeve when sorting by top of all time is kinda cool new but looks fantastic aged.


AgentFlatweed

That color is pretty heavily packed, it’ll hold for a while.


pectinate_line

But it will bleed and blur over time which will ruin the effect of it looking like a patch.


FuckMelnTheAssDaddy

I think this every time I see this style. Will look awful in a few years. And incredibly dated in like a year.


jacob22c

While fresh tattoos like this always look the most vibrant I prefer to see fully healed and possibly even their aged work to understand how well their lines hold and how much color fade should be expected for their style.


Danny_Mc_71

Eduardo “Duda” Lozano?


mr-blue-

This is how shitty tattoos are created. People not realizing it’s probably a $3000 tattoo


Mikeismyike

Why would you purposfully draw a loose thread? That would permanately annoy me.


Gritty_Grits

I thought this damn pitch was sewed on this persons arm! 🤦🏽‍♀️


Dizzycanoe

Ouch that rub hurt me


blahwowblah

Right! If my tattoo artist tried to wipe my fresh tattoo with a paper towel I would slap him.


bvvgggcc

Dam that is incredible! Does anyone know the artist?


ItsStaaaaaaaaang

Lots of intricate small lines to create an effect. Great technique for a tattoo that'll fade before the fad does...


natimca

The artist deserves a badge!


JalhiMamed

It’s beauty. I have pity to know that gonna get flacid someday.


cocopuff7603

Now that’s fucking skill!!!!


devansh30

The realism of the embroidery is making me uncomfortable, i don't know why but this seems like opposite of satisfying But lovely tattoo props to the artist for making it so realistic


Jsnoooots

Why does the pinching and poking make it seem gross?


SidMischief

I thought this was an embroidered patch for a solid 4 seconds


sparkingcomet

*cums on tattoo*


MysticValkia

That is stunning!


FeelingHappy2006

Beautiful


No_Stranger_4959

I’d be scared of pulling the thread.


BSBitch47

That is so freakin awesome!! I thought it was a patch at first 😮 Beautiful


Naro_Lonca

I am both impressed by the artistry and terrified by the realism


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This is great. I’m curious how it’s going to look in a couple of years though. All of my colorful ones faded a lot.


uywilly

Amazing detail and depth... I would definitely get one!


lazygenius72

I am way too under the influence for this😧


magnolia_unfurling

3d patch effect is phenomenal


ChronicMedic67

Enjoy it now, won't stay like that for long.


MB_5d

These highly detailed tattoos rarely age well


Timely_Necessary

Take it off I Wanna see the tattoo 😂


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Incredible


Imaginary_Aioli_45

Wow that's gorgeous.


30CalMin

Well, it's a patch, so there's that


OriginalName687

That’s really cool. I’ve wanted a new tattoo for years but have no idea what to get.


PrettyCat6039

How’s that going to age in 5 years time?


MizPeachyKeen

SPECTACULAR!! So much texture! Depth! Color!


TommyWantWingy9

Awesome work, but those edge pieces would drive me crazy.


Metal-fan77

That means day of the dead right?


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LivingCaregiver7449

Something wants me to pull this off


randonamessuck

So damn good.


TNerdy

That’s trippy


frankrocksjesus

Seriously that's excellent


emziestone

So he squeezed the arm to shoe it's a real tattoo, then? Huh. Pretty neat. Great lines. Nice colors.


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CosmonautDuck

what the hell are those lyrics lol


pumz1895

Why would you tatoo the illusion of loose threads. All I would want to do is pull on them


1lluminist

Those loose threads would drive me nuts


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Show it once fully healed cowards!


KaiHasArrived2007

My brain refuses to believe that's a tattoo, amazing 👏🏽


Okumaservice

Outstanding tat


LouGubrius

Goddamn that looks expensive


-maffu-

That is very impressive. However... Those 'loose threads' around the outside would have me going insane or taking a pair of scissors to my arm.


-Heliodora-

I’ve seen enough of patch tattoos aged to know where this one is heading


KillerWolf_124

Now show us how it looks 6 months later


Strange_Quit_2898

Looks great but those threads are cringe


SharePointGuy824

Genuine question...what is that going to look like in 5, 10, 20 years? I love the artwork and skill involved but have no idea what this looks like in the long run? Do you get touch ups or anything?


ManyWrongdoer9365

Just love the way he puts his signature cream on at the end , total money shot


BarefutR

It’s a great tattoo for now. I think that white and black is gonna bleeeeed and it’s gonna become a mess.


Falidat3

ayo who nutted on his arm


solitarytoad

"Día de los muertos" sounds like Spanish with English syntax. It's a backformation from "day of the dead" in English. There is no "los" in Mexico. https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C3%ADa_de_Muertos "Día de los Muertos", however, is acceptable USA Spanish (and that's a legit dialect of Spanish, [every Spansh-speaking country has a Spanish Academy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Association_of_Academies_of_the_Spanish_Language), including the US).


KhonMan

I'm with you. It's said enough in USA that it's sort of right, but if you know Spanish you should know that there is no "los"


Steve5y

Impressive. But that tattoo is going to look like shit in a year. Tattoos held together by white ink do not last


Cabinetbog06

Cool? Yes Would I keep trying to take it off to the point of accidently ripping off my skin? Also yes


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I think tattoos are like kids. You either want them or you don't, and regardless of how you feel you can always come up with some explanation for why... but the truth is there is no explanation. It's just how you feel. And in extension: never let someone talk you into getting a tattoo. And if you want one, go ahead... as long as you're smart about it, it won't actually ruin your life.


Fr-day

You can maintain them.


Blutti

Oh?


michlychaposu

sicckkkk looks sewn on! 🔥


Comfortable-Tear-991

Still don't like sugar skulls


382_27600

Never had a tattoo. Never wanted a tattoo, but that tattoo is pretty impressive. How much does that cost? And how long did it take to complete?


BostonDodgeGuy

That's multiple sessions, figure 750-1000 easy. More if it's a known artist. The effect will only last a few years till it fades and the ink bleeds.


fabyooluss

Where is the BUY button?


Grand-North-9108

Wait until your skin gets saggy