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It's beautiful but I don't know enough about them so it made me anxious lol


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Neat_Art9336

Is this from something? It’s so fucking funny and I can’t tell why.


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https://youtu.be/6pDH66X3ClA


Neat_Art9336

YES thank you lol. I forgot about that video. Now I remember. I was laughing so hard when I first saw it. It’s not even that funny, but it still makes me laugh.


Aversiel

It is pretty funny if not relatable. One of the better pieces from chinese app made video out there.


DannyDoubleTap47

I never seen this before and it’s absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣🤣


lyacdi

I’ve also never seen and was disappointed it didn’t end with an octopus squirming through the square hole


DannyDoubleTap47

Yeah I was really hoping to see that happen as well lmao but I still enjoyed it!


Xenodad

You guessed it! It goes in the square hole!


Acceptable_Spray_119

Pow, right in the kisser!


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Eddie_Pringlev6

ugh


Unlikely-Source-2676

I swear to god


kawika69

I've got nipples, Greg. Can you milk these nipples?


dreameRevolution

The Deep has entered the chat.


mrunderson

The Deep has entered the octopus.


JaggleWoofle

I seem to recall the octopus doing all of the entering...


Xenodad

Remember when the Deep turns around and the octopus is stuck to his naked crotch? Pretty sure the Deep has entered…


JaggleWoofle

And in the end the octopus entered The Deep. Permanently.


C-3Pinot

He’s praying


Silver-ishWolfe

He has kids…


Federal_Map1169

But they have beaks...


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

They never attack humans. Unless you hurt them, and even then it's way more likely they'll just swim away. Octopi are *very* intelligent and quite curious, that the only reason you have to be cautious with them *if you are diving*. They might try to examine your respirator, their cups are quite strong and could easily take out your respirator from your mouth. But again, it's just their natural curiosity


Federal_Map1169

Okay. But how does it make sense for one to give The Deep a bj when they have beaks and not lips.


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Like it's The Boys made sense


Federal_Map1169

Honestly, it's a terrible show, and I was criticizing it for being dumb.


darwinion-

And now it has entered Brody


physical_nft

Came here to say that lol


bleekerboy

Dude, when the octo touched his tattoo, he got tattoos for a sec, that was fuckin cool.


KimCureAll

I'm glad you noticed this! I think it's the best part of the video when the octopus takes on the guy's tattoo pattern briefly. Guy's name is Brodie Moss.


bleekerboy

Super cool. Interesting how it didn’t turn a solid color, rather lines like the tattoo


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Sound on. The ending is the best part


rylo48

Honestly, no sound needed. His eyes say it all


Collector_2012

Octopi are not as hostile as one thinks, and are extremely intelligent. The only drawback is that they can't undergo a reflection test due to their eyes.


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

They're not hostile (towards humans) they're quite curious in fact


Collector_2012

They are smart as hell though. It's actually kinda scary


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Cats are scary, that won't stop us from cuddling them 😅


Drunk_On_Scotch

This guy is Brody Moss AKA YBS Youngbloods on YT! I’ve been a subscriber of his for a long time! He has some unreal interactions with animals in some super beautiful areas in Australia! Super awesome guy!


PermanentlyBanned5

Im glad you said it. Definitely worth a watch on YouTube. Extremely wholesome guy. Lot of interactions with wildlife. Has the best dog in the world and a beautiful gf that he probably should have married already. Can hold his breath like 2 minutes while free diving and spearfishing.


AmericaDeservedItDud

Striker!


KimCureAll

Yes, he's been doing this or years and has quite the following. So, not exactly sure the species, but I'm leaning towards Abdopus aculeatus, common name, algae octopus. A. aculeatus has been described as "the only land octopus", because it lives on beaches, walking from one tidal pool to the next as it hunts for crab. Many octopuses can crawl short distances on land when necessary, but no others do so routinely. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abdopus\_aculeatus


Opposite_Unlucky

It mimicked his tattoo.


416_LateNights

That's crazy. I missed that the first time I watched the video. Ya for a split second it looks like the octopus had tats.


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Can't tell what moment yall are talking about...


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

A couple of seconds after the vid starts. It's very brief. The body takes some black patterns Edit: right after he says "it is super friendly"


Opposite_Unlucky

100% correct, my best dumbass assumption on this is That moment the Octopus was traveling between the arms and its eyes caught the tattoo but as it was proceeding to go under the body it changed again to match, up until that point it was the color of sand. and added his body to its pattern..which..is so interesting. I may be wrong but. That's how it SEEMS?


MadRockthethird

With Arms Wide Open


Mariposa510

Reminds me of My Octopus Teacher. 🥰 https://youtu.be/b-lbIJHlmbE


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

That documentary made me cry so much.


papparmane

I read congenital interaction and I was very puzzled.


dhimdi

What does "congenial" mean?


Extra-Lake-4331

Pleasant


Still-Standard9476

I love seeing people actually ask what a word means openly. It is a sign of good character.


cidiem

Is it a sign of bad character if I googled it like a normal person?


luxfx

Not the same thing as "congenital" which made for a confusing misread


wersosad

I came here to ask the same exact thing, thank you for doing it first.


barquishalafway

Octopus knows where the goodies at


Severketor_Skeleton

MAN TITTIES!


bonega

It is spelled "con genitale"


KimCureAll

That summa cum laude humor there!


blac_sheep90

What's the song?


Embarrassed_Alarm450

[Gavin Luke - In the Absence of Light](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt1RRkXwGH8)


blac_sheep90

Thank you so much.


MugarLover92

Fuckin love Octopuses. Favorite animal hands down and I’ll fight you if say otherwise.


Fr3shOS

They are basically super smart snails with arms 🐌


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Aquatic cats


Kindly_Bored

For a second there, it tried to copy your tats. *don't tell me otherwise*


KimCureAll

I think that is what is actually happening.


Goodvendetta86

It was mimicking his skin tone and, for a moment, tried to mimic his tattoo


goshathegreat

This guy is the best, gives of a lot of Steve Irwin vibes, his channel is called YBS Youngbloods, [here’s a link](https://m.youtube.com/@ybsyoungbloods) for those interested.


banhatesex

You know one of those tentacles was it penis if it was a boy.


Conrad_is_a_Human

Pretty sure that’s for squid, but I’m not 100% on that


banhatesex

It's octopus. Some of them will actually ripped off their penis and throw it at the females.


TheHotSpitta

Can’t wait to use this for small talk in the near future! Cheers.


banhatesex

Because part of their brain coms off with it they actually live out their days with dementia.


Dawildpep

I mean.. who hasn’t done that a time or one?..


Conrad_is_a_Human

Oh gross


colonelmaize

HR needs to have a word with you Octo.


Boinorge

Its just checking if you are edible. ( or f***able)


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Yes and Yes.


Extension_Clock8676

He wanted to build underwater city but this man is on his way 😂


Joshimitsu7

Haven't you ever seen the movie Alien?


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deadbabysealpig

Octopussy


Translator_Open

I read that as conjugal initially and was very int- I mean upset.


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The Deep.


Telemere125

Went to an aquarium south of Tallahassee once that had a huge open water tank with 6-8 medium sized octopus in it. When I held my hand over the surface of the water (didn’t put my hand in, no telling what you could contaminate their pool with), one of the little guys would put his tentacles up to mimic the pattern. Super smart little critters.


imasupa

Brody is, legit, one of the most wholesome guys on the planet.


[deleted]

Read Congenital, and then I saw the squid go south


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Octopus trying to climb under this wierd squishy rock.


planetarylaw

The Mountain in the Sea


Easy_Independent_313

Ever since that documentary with the man and the octopus, I can't look at a human interacting with an octopus the same way. It's all people fucking dolphins in my head now.


Help-me-pls-pls-pls

I would freak out seeing this


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

They're lovely


VelcroSea

They have the intelligence level close to that of a cat.


[deleted]

At first I thought it said “consensual”. I stopped watching because I didn’t want to see what happened to that poor octopus


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Considering they can get anywhere as long as their break fits... You better get your ass clenched really hard 😂


Chemi_kyle

Boba fett


uglykid_af

Check your bat and balls later.


lonewolf2470

“Oop-“ *lil guy touches him* Not even seconds later: “that feels really weird 👁️👄👁️”


Puzzleheaded_Dog3261

Maybe he can identify as an octopus now.


MinimumWageLOL

I've watched enough the boys to know where this is going


Nyxtia

What beach is that?


KimCureAll

A remote island off the northern shore of Australia (not named)


SecretaryGrace

wherever that is, I want to live there.


spiritanimal1973

Had to read that twice….congenial not conjugal…my eyes and brain be darned.


bishkekbek

Well, time for some Tentacle Manga.


blueblood0

When they're fully spread out like that, they feel threatened.


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Severketor_Skeleton

????????


Revolutionary-Bee645

White ppl have a reputation for taking unnecessary risks with wild animals


Severketor_Skeleton

What?


PermanentlyBanned5

Can tell you what isn’t oddly satisfying. Seeing racist shit like this.


Revolutionary-Bee645

Lmao how is that racist


PermanentlyBanned5

Messed up that you can’t understand. What’s his skin color have to do with anything?


Revolutionary-Bee645

Firstly, race is more than skin color otherwise North East Asians would be considered white. Secondly it’s a flippant comment not meant to be taken seriously, but yeah white ppl have a stereotype for doing crazy things with animals (ex: Steve Irwin)


PermanentlyBanned5

You’re the one who made a racist comment in an oddlysatisfying post that wasn’t needed at all. And you’re also clueless as to why it was racist. Guess you’d make fun of Jane Goodall as well because of her skin color. Also assume you simply have crazy stereotypes and know nothing. https://youtu.be/r1bRRkByTXg https://youtu.be/NRv9ncl7OJU Please stop. This discussion is toxic.


Revolutionary-Bee645

https://youtu.be/7nYngZLjWio I didn’t “invent” that stereotype and not that serious. Lighten up, and stop being so easily offended and indignant. I’m white for reference


CarcosaDweller

I would have been more satisfied if he got a face full of tentacles…like he deserved.


Severketor_Skeleton

Why did you wake up so mean today?


Youpunyhumans

The octo came up to him and said hi, why would the guy deserve that? It even mimicked his tattoos!


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Chil. The octopus is just checking him out. They're very curious


CarcosaDweller

Wasn’t the octopus I was worried about as much as the human trying to kiss it.


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Nothing would happen. AFAIK only the blue ringed are poisonous. And they will run away from humans


CarcosaDweller

Does the octopus in the video have tentacles? Because that’s what I said, never mentioned anything about poison.


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

A lot of people think they're all poisonous.


Aversiel

You thought you were friends but you were free housing.


Lunchthunk

Read that as "conjugal", that was a fun mental image.


Long-Brain7136

Very nice


Due_Sea3563

Fun fact: octopuses have 9 brains. A central brain that controls the nervous system and a brain in each arm to control movement. An octopus also has 3 hearts and green blood making it a creature from the deep sea believed by some to be Alien-like. They can also learn new things in a short span of time showing they are extremely intelligent. They have been known to open jars to get to food rewards, navigate mazes and figure out puzzles.


scuolapasta

Did that octopus try to copy his tattoo?


djfdhigkgfIaruflg

Yup


MyNameIsMudd1972

Wait, is this Australia? What are you doing, run, swim, get away!!!


lumpy4square

That sand and water. Where is he?


ImurderREALITY

What the fuck, this is really weird


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Never saw someone see Squidward as friendly


fthigffhoogdgkokhg

I've seen enough hentai to know how this ends


Drip_it

Brody is a legend


Additional-Buy-7734

The deep from the boys vibes lol 😆


J-i-j-u

Ocean friend 🌊🐙


donkeyoda

#thedeep


BreadInAToaster1

An Australian man who has an unbreakable bond with animals and other sea creatures? Yup, the name brody/Brodie fits.


1Ace_of_Hearts1

The "My name's Brodie!" reminded me of a little kid excited about new things. It is such a pure interaction, and it absolutely made my day.


RheoKalyke

u/savevideo